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Post by Corey Black on Jun 28, 2016 2:39:07 GMT -5
After I elbow the clown that won the battle royal back to whatever podunk fed he came from, I'm coming for you. You won't know when. You won't know where. But from now on, you'll know it's coming.
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Post by TheButcher on Jun 28, 2016 2:55:56 GMT -5
After I elbow the clown that won the battle royal back to whatever podunk fed he came from, I'm coming for you. You won't know when. You won't know where. But from now know, you'll know it's coming. Ok, I'll be sure NOT to look out for you, because I'll be past the point you're at, still jobbing in 'dark matches.' And, I'll be on my way to winning Gold. But, don't worry..keep the faith. Because if you pray, train, and eat your vitamins, you can be a Hulkamaniac!! |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2016 2:58:58 GMT -5
@theantidote El Oh Fucking El, buddy. Don't reach, young blood. The #3Edgy5Me act won't even come close to cutting it against me. See, there are people like you who will be left to drown at the bottom and be shit stomped by every newcomer who steps in the ring with you and then there are people like me who will not only be one of the top stars at the top of card, but also the face of the whole damn thing. Stay down, Lassie. I'd rather not waist a bullet on you seeing as you're already clearly fucking brain dead. OK, Finn Balor impersonator.. I didn't read your response, so excuse me. I get bored easily. But, yea, anyways... You'll be in the hospital so many times , they will name it after you because of how much you'll be paying ER bills. Maybe ina day, or..never, I'll actually read your rebuttal. @theantidote And the award for shittiest attempt at a 4th wall break goes to!.... Generic bad guy gimmick #78964 |
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Post by TheButcher on Jun 28, 2016 3:04:17 GMT -5
And, the lobotomy award to the guy that has cryptic, horrible comebacks.. Is, um..shit, I forget his name already.. Anyways, that last guy that responded to me. I'll call you "The Forgettable Jenner-type thing."
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2016 3:14:59 GMT -5
And, the lobotomy award to the guy that has cryptic, horrible comebacks.. Is, um..shit, I forget his name already.. Anyways, that last guy that responded to me. I'll call you "The Forgettable Jenner-type thing." @theantidote I'd hit you with another clever response, but given the fact that your time here will prove you to be a fucking joke, I don't really need to now, do I? #nope |
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Post by TheButcher on Jun 28, 2016 8:56:21 GMT -5
And, the lobotomy award to the guy that has cryptic, horrible comebacks.. Is, um..shit, I forget his name already.. Anyways, that last guy that responded to me. I'll call you "The Forgettable Jenner-type thing." @theantidote I'd hit you with another clever response, but given the fact that your time here will prove you to be a fucking joke, I don't really need to now, do I? #nope Did you look up the word, "Clever" to use in a shoot, Shitter Adams? So, adorable. Is that to hide the fact, yet again, you have NO response? You are worse than a pinball game without the BALLS. Which, it appears you associate very much with...On this week's Slam, coming to the ring first...Introducing, Eunuch Adams!!!!! |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jun 28, 2016 10:02:11 GMT -5
@theantidote I'd hit you with another clever response, but given the fact that your time here will prove you to be a fucking joke, I don't really need to now, do I? #nope Did you look up the word, "Clever" to use in a shoot, Shitter Adams? So, adorable. Is that to hide the fact, yet again, you have NO response? You are worse than a pinball game without the BALLS. Which, it appears you associate very much with...On this week's Slam, coming to the ring first...Introducing, Eunuch Adams!!!!! LOL FGT |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jun 28, 2016 10:08:01 GMT -5
DIS FGT THINKS DAT USIN A CLAPPIN GIF THAT HES WINNING AN ARGUMENT ( LOL FUCK YOU ) HIMILER H HITLER OVER THERE AINT WINNIN SHIT CEPT A BURN IN HAMMER N BLEEDIN AZZHOLE
HONEY BADGER OWNS YOU, SON
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Post by TheButcher on Jun 28, 2016 11:06:00 GMT -5
DIS FGT THINKS DAT USIN A CLAPPIN GIF THAT HES WINNING AN ARGUMENT ( LOL FUCK YOU ) HIMILER H HITLER OVER THERE AINT WINNIN SHIT CEPT A BURN IN HAMMER N BLEEDIN AZZHOLE HONEY BADGER OWNS YOU, SON You own a bleeding asshole, prairie dog? Woah, I think WCF'S Wellness Policy does cover that as well.. *Throws you a tampon, then 2 tampons* One for your chocolate starfish, well..now, strawberry starfish, and one for your period, mangina. You own the shit in a dog park..that's maybe it. Your comebacks are so...um, forfettable, ill executed, lame, and just plain boring. You have no use like the foreskin after a circumcision. Dried up and shriveled... *yawn* You hear that Z-Mini? After I put you in an Iron Cross, your back will break, and you won't even physically be able to move, let alone tap out! Snap, crackle, & DROP! |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jun 28, 2016 13:23:36 GMT -5
DIS FGT THINKS DAT USIN A CLAPPIN GIF THAT HES WINNING AN ARGUMENT ( LOL FUCK YOU ) HIMILER H HITLER OVER THERE AINT WINNIN SHIT CEPT A BURN IN HAMMER N BLEEDIN AZZHOLE HONEY BADGER OWNS YOU, SON You own a bleeding asshole, prairie dog? Woah, I think WCF'S Wellness Policy does cover that as well.. *Throws you a tampon, then 2 tampons* One for your chocolate starfish, well..now, strawberry starfish, and one for your period, mangina. You own the shit in a dog park..that's maybe it. Your comebacks are so...um, forfettable, ill executed, lame, and just plain boring. You have no use like the foreskin after a circumcision. Dried up and shriveled... *yawn* You hear that Z-Mini? After I put you in an Iron Cross, your back will break, and you won't even physically be able to move, let alone tap out! Snap, crackle, & DROP!  |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jun 28, 2016 13:29:46 GMT -5
I know you admitted to Balfore that I'm the man and aint no one touchin me with what I do - so why the fuck you tryin? You know I stompped you the fuck out with 6 letters and a gif. You're dumb azz cant even see that I'm still doing it right now. I own you. The moment you responded -> you became mine -> right down the fuckin rabbit hole like a good bitch that you are.
You with the uninspired gimmick
" Dah, guys I know it seems like I'm a nazi.. but I'm not a nazi"
Yah, and I'm not an immortal COKED UP MAD MAN and innovator of the Internet Title.
just go through the bullshit troupes like everyone else until you realize that you've been outclassed and outplayed by the fuckin Honey Badger.
" ZMINI, ZMcdonalds.. "
get the fuck outta here with that shit. you've destroyed yourself the moment you put up that clapping gif and the moment
" LOL FGT" has more meaning no matter how many times I say it then anything you will ever say in your entire life.
Fuckin Germans, man. bunch of fuckin FGT pussies.
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Post by TheButcher on Jun 28, 2016 14:25:04 GMT -5
I know you admitted to Balfore that I'm the man and aint no one touchin me with what I do - so why the fuck you tryin? You know I stompped you the fuck out with 6 letters and a gif. You're dumb azz cant even see that I'm still doing it right now. I own you. The moment you responded -> you became mine -> right down the fuckin rabbit hole like a good bitch that you are. You with the uninspired gimmick " Dah, guys I know it seems like I'm a nazi.. but I'm not a nazi" Yah, and I'm not an immortal COKED UP MAD MAN and innovator of the Internet Title. just go through the bullshit troupes like everyone else until you realize that you've been outclassed and outplayed by the fuckin Honey Badger. " ZMINI, ZMcdonalds.. " get the fuck outta here with that shit. you've destroyed yourself the moment you put up that clapping gif and the moment " LOL FGT" has more meaning no matter how many times I say it then anything you will ever say in your entire life. Fuckin Germans, man. bunch of fuckin FGT pussies. I admitted you WERE the man, but just like a fart in the wind...it blows away in an instant. So, now your just garbage like yesterday's day mail. So, me being German bothers you? Yea, it should.. A coked-up stupid man has no business in the ring with a a man of my stature.. German Army, where I was knifed-up, full of shrapnel, many fights with Hell's Angels and Warlocks MCs while I was in the Pagans MC...then being Chikara champion, and an IWC Heavyweight Champ.. Your Internet belt is just a mantel piece for me, and YOU? Not much I can say much about you. You're scheiße on my curb-stomping boot. You are so below shit, that you wouldn't even have any use as someone's bitch in prison. *flicks a bug off his arm* Hmmm, ironic.. Bitch. Looks like you... *Deep ungodly, manaical laugh* |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2016 16:22:48 GMT -5
I know you admitted to Balfore that I'm the man and aint no one touchin me with what I do - so why the fuck you tryin? You know I stompped you the fuck out with 6 letters and a gif. You're dumb azz cant even see that I'm still doing it right now. I own you. The moment you responded -> you became mine -> right down the fuckin rabbit hole like a good bitch that you are. You with the uninspired gimmick " Dah, guys I know it seems like I'm a nazi.. but I'm not a nazi" Yah, and I'm not an immortal COKED UP MAD MAN and innovator of the Internet Title. just go through the bullshit troupes like everyone else until you realize that you've been outclassed and outplayed by the fuckin Honey Badger. " ZMINI, ZMcdonalds.. " get the fuck outta here with that shit. you've destroyed yourself the moment you put up that clapping gif and the moment " LOL FGT" has more meaning no matter how many times I say it then anything you will ever say in your entire life. Fuckin Germans, man. bunch of fuckin FGT pussies. I admitted you WERE the man, but just like a fart in the wind...it blows away in an instant. So, now your just garbage like yesterday's day mail. So, me being German bothers you? Yea, it should.. A coked-up stupid man has no business in the ring with a a man of my stature.. German Army, where I was knifed-up, full of shrapnel, many fights with Hell's Angels and Warlocks MCs while I was in the Pagans MC...then being Chikara champion, and an IWC Heavyweight Champ.. Your Internet belt is just a mantel piece for me, and YOU? Not much I can say much about you. You're scheiße on my curb-stomping boot. You are so below shit, that you wouldn't even have any use as someone's bitch in prison. *flicks a bug off his arm* Hmmm, ironic.. Bitch. Looks like you... *Deep ungodly, manaical laugh* ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Getting KO'ed 2X= brave; 3x= ridiculous; 4+x= pathetic. Maybe you should find a new rabbit to hunt, Baron. |
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Post by TheButcher on Jun 28, 2016 16:45:54 GMT -5
I admitted you WERE the man, but just like a fart in the wind...it blows away in an instant. So, now your just garbage like yesterday's day mail. So, me being German bothers you? Yea, it should.. A coked-up stupid man has no business in the ring with a a man of my stature.. German Army, where I was knifed-up, full of shrapnel, many fights with Hell's Angels and Warlocks MCs while I was in the Pagans MC...then being Chikara champion, and an IWC Heavyweight Champ.. Your Internet belt is just a mantel piece for me, and YOU? Not much I can say much about you. You're scheiße on my curb-stomping boot. You are so below shit, that you wouldn't even have any use as someone's bitch in prison. *flicks a bug off his arm* Hmmm, ironic.. Bitch. Looks like you... *Deep ungodly, manaical laugh* ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Getting KO'ed 2X= brave; 3x= ridiculous; 4+x= pathetic. Maybe you should find a new rabbit to hunt, Baron. No, it's called 'I don't give a shit what anyone says!!!' You think I got through the atrocities I have by giving up? WCF is a walk-in-the-park, and I'm the Blitzkrieg! So, come get you some too, Parish!! I don't give a shit who is in the ring with me... 1-2-3! *Throws a tampon to Parish, too* |
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Post by Kevin Bishop on Jun 28, 2016 16:51:47 GMT -5
Loyal Brotherhood member keyboard jockie Steven: "Soooo.... I've been studying the Chikara champions listing... No sign of crazy german fucks holding the title... Full of shit much? Just saying..."
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Post by TheButcher on Jun 28, 2016 17:18:05 GMT -5
Loyal Brotherhood member keyboard jockie Steven: "Soooo.... I've been studying the Chikara champions listing... No sign of crazy german fucks holding the title... Full of shit much? Just saying..." It won't have me listed as a 'crazy German fuck.' I was under a mask, like most Chikara wrestlers. Jesus, good thing they don't have an 'Intelligent Championship,' because you wouldn't even get a contract to 'JOB' the match out. Plus, no idea why you were even on the ramp with us at Blast.. Was you the Roadie, and making sure the lights worked at the ramp entrance? Don't use us, The Dark 'F'n' Riders Gang, to propel your agenda against Seth. You are just a pooooooooo-tang to do it yourself. *Tosses Bishop a tampon, too* Fuck...I need to get another box of tampons. I'm running out after giving this shit out like a daily newspaper. Bunch of weak Americans and worthless skills in WCF. No wonder why ISIS picks on the States, and I hate them bastards, too. |
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Post by Kevin Bishop on Jun 28, 2016 17:31:24 GMT -5
Loyal Brotherhood member Keyboard jockie Steven: "Dear Baron Von Cocksucker, this isn't The Plague himself, this is Steven, Steven is an internet guru who spends his time surfing and reading into anything and everything... You may have been a masked wrestler but as you have now unmasked you don't match anything specifics on any past champion of Chikara, so before you go running off at the mouth, you should get your facts straight. It's so easy to run around and say I am the one and only Mystico or Hayabusa or Jushin Lyger, but with the internet, it's too easy to tear those lies apart. So keep tossing your so called facts around and leave it to the nerds like myself to point your shit out to you. Get lost in your Nazi agenda, you neo shit head. So unless you go by the name of Hallowicked, which is very much still an active performer for Chikara... Oh and still the current Grand Champion... Good luck with that, bro."
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Post by Corey Black on Jun 28, 2016 17:50:11 GMT -5
Are we bragging about titles we have won?
WCF World Title.
5 times.
Step the fuck down.
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Post by TheButcher on Jun 28, 2016 18:17:02 GMT -5
Are we bragging about titles we have won? WCF World Title. 5 times. Step the fuck down. 5 times you nobbed the boss to get the strap? That's something I wouldn't be proud of Corey Haim, or is it Feldman? Which one is still alive? Anyways... It's the # of times you 'HAD' it, it's the quality.. And, beating the beer man, peanuts man, the T-shirt man, the cotton candy man, and the usher doesn't count as winning the championship in anyone's book. You'll get Size 13 steel-toed boot right along your temple, so you remember who the fuck you're talking to..."The Baron'!!! You are still considered an infant sucking on Mum's tit. I hope you're not lactose intolerant... *Laughs in his guttural, ungodly voice as 'The Baron' walks away.* |
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