The Following is a paid for commercial anouncement
Jun 23, 2016 1:42:21 GMT -5
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Post by Chief Tom-O-Hawk on Jun 23, 2016 1:42:21 GMT -5
The name Freezer Burn gets spray painted onto the screen in red lettering..... then a voiceover says "The following announcement has been paid for by ‘Freezer Burn’ Wayne Hammon. Viewers Discretion is Advised. The camera then turns on....taking a few moments to focus, we then slowly make our way up to where we see Freezer Burn's face behind steel fencing, we then zoom up even more to see Freezer Burn standing behind a chain-link fence with a sly smirk on his face!
Freeze: They call it "Blast" ..haha. If you people really want to find a winner, you need not look any further than Freezer FUCKIN' Burn! I'm right here in front of your damn eyes! This match is gonna be brutal, numerous bones will be broken, blood shed, and you can rest assured that someone will be carried out on two stretchers!
But before I get too INTO that crap coming up soon at the PPV.. I wanna direct my attention to one absolute and total fucking loser DRAX! ..What you witnessed last week was HISTORIC! Drax Durant took a guaranteed win and found a way to LOSE it. You are so pathetic, that even the presence of a wrestling god .. myself .. is not enough to overcome your shortcomings So what? No big deal, I'm gonna win this thing and go on to become a title holder.. while wearing new gold leading up to the guaranteed title shot I still have available to me. ..and you all can bet your sweaty-brown asses that history repeats itself... I nail the blasphemer... 1..2..3.. and my hand raised in victory!
...But before I get too ahead of myself, I DO realize that I have stronger opposition coming up on Blast ... not very good opponents. Also, not very worthy opponents but nontheless they ARE opponents! Which means one by one I will make my way through them all.. SMASHING their skulls in, RRRRRIPPING the flesh off their faces and leaving their debris to rot on the cold steel of the ring! That's what I'm gonna do to them all! If I have to beat them motionless and throw all of them over the top, then that's what I'll do. Or maybe I'll just kick the livin' shot outta them just to hog all the fun for myself. The point I'm trying to make here is that I WILL emerge victorious anyway I have to.
It's really not gonna be that hard.. just look at my opponents … we got the aforementioned Drax Durant. Bottom line is, you suck.. You're not in my league, and you're no PPV winner.. I am! At Blast you're gonna find that out! But personally, I don't think you're gonna make it to the fight... Cause I don't think you have the balls to face me in the ring..
Night Rider! Now, now.. Rider, don't get a big head over what I just said,! Ya see Rider, your "career" could easily get shortened by me, got it!? Now you got a TAD bit of talent in you, but I think that rubbed off and infected your penis with ego, and egos my boy, get popped!
But in MY mind, youres already the loser! When we end up meeting up ... I'm gonna tear you apart! I'm gonna take your face and give meaning to your name Rider, That meaning will be swiss cheese with a side order of wine!
Granted.. never been in the ring against you, been on the same side with you a few times, so I do know you're style, you're ability.. and know that you've got an ego bigger than a whores @#%$.. haha trust me! So when we end up butting heads this PPV, besides beating your brains in, and leaving blood in your stool I'm fixin' to leave you unable to talk! I'm gonna knock your damn teeth out and probably leave you unconscious.. as I will most IF NOT all of my opponents in the near future.. my main objective? To injure you! haha Yeah, some would say that's really unprofessional, and some would say that it's just downright immoral... but then again Some could suck my johnson, cause I don't care what anybody says or thinks.. I'm Freezer Burn, I'm the future of the WCF. ...Babe, I'm not half of an Extreme Team! I AM GOD!!
Zombie McMorris... Well I should have know that jobbers were allowed in this PPV, It amazes me that a half talent bipolar depressive like yourself could ever win a title. Woe is me. Feel sorry for me. Don’t get close cuz I’m not enough of a man to handle another loss in my life.. Get the fuck over it. People get hurt and killed. People stab each other in the back. But by your own actions, you’re the one hurting yourself the most with your boohoo sob story don’t get close but still feel sorry for me BULLSHIT!
Freezer Burn defeats Drax Durant! HOW APPROPRIATE! I win my first WCF championship. But you Drax... haha, talk about a WINER! I mean, after the ppv, I know you're crying your eyes out trying to say that you didn't lose.. and how you can still win this title, or how the title is going to get robbed from you, WAAAAAAHH!!!! How pathetic.. Can't you see that no one respects you!? NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE!!! GO HOME! You haven’t been around long enough to claim the right to fight for a title, yet here you are.
And now.. Durant.... well to be honest, I'm sad. I'm insulted. I'm... I'm just insulted that the WCF would throw... THIS in the ring! Oh wait.. wait, unless you were the boyfriend of Seth's girlfriend's sister's cousin's aunt, to put himself into this match!? OK, OK, that makes more sense.
Zombie, I know how you got the title to begin with... you sold yourself to Seth's woman's cousin's aunt and she talked him into letting you hold the belt... well, let's just say, man you've gone downhill. Haha, I think you get my point manwhore, you'll get a ride on the Blasphemer! I know you want me one on one now, but trust me Zombie … McMorris .. ZMac... Slash... Hack... Cough... Puke... whatever you call yourself, you’re goin down!
Blast .. WCF.... I stand before you, the new... WCF INTERNET CHAMPION!!!!!!!...... Freezer .... Burn....I … AM .. GOD!!!
Freeze climbs and sit atop the chain link fence with a smile and raises his arms in early victory!
Freeze: They call it "Blast" ..haha. If you people really want to find a winner, you need not look any further than Freezer FUCKIN' Burn! I'm right here in front of your damn eyes! This match is gonna be brutal, numerous bones will be broken, blood shed, and you can rest assured that someone will be carried out on two stretchers!
But before I get too INTO that crap coming up soon at the PPV.. I wanna direct my attention to one absolute and total fucking loser DRAX! ..What you witnessed last week was HISTORIC! Drax Durant took a guaranteed win and found a way to LOSE it. You are so pathetic, that even the presence of a wrestling god .. myself .. is not enough to overcome your shortcomings So what? No big deal, I'm gonna win this thing and go on to become a title holder.. while wearing new gold leading up to the guaranteed title shot I still have available to me. ..and you all can bet your sweaty-brown asses that history repeats itself... I nail the blasphemer... 1..2..3.. and my hand raised in victory!
...But before I get too ahead of myself, I DO realize that I have stronger opposition coming up on Blast ... not very good opponents. Also, not very worthy opponents but nontheless they ARE opponents! Which means one by one I will make my way through them all.. SMASHING their skulls in, RRRRRIPPING the flesh off their faces and leaving their debris to rot on the cold steel of the ring! That's what I'm gonna do to them all! If I have to beat them motionless and throw all of them over the top, then that's what I'll do. Or maybe I'll just kick the livin' shot outta them just to hog all the fun for myself. The point I'm trying to make here is that I WILL emerge victorious anyway I have to.
It's really not gonna be that hard.. just look at my opponents … we got the aforementioned Drax Durant. Bottom line is, you suck.. You're not in my league, and you're no PPV winner.. I am! At Blast you're gonna find that out! But personally, I don't think you're gonna make it to the fight... Cause I don't think you have the balls to face me in the ring..
Night Rider! Now, now.. Rider, don't get a big head over what I just said,! Ya see Rider, your "career" could easily get shortened by me, got it!? Now you got a TAD bit of talent in you, but I think that rubbed off and infected your penis with ego, and egos my boy, get popped!
But in MY mind, youres already the loser! When we end up meeting up ... I'm gonna tear you apart! I'm gonna take your face and give meaning to your name Rider, That meaning will be swiss cheese with a side order of wine!
Granted.. never been in the ring against you, been on the same side with you a few times, so I do know you're style, you're ability.. and know that you've got an ego bigger than a whores @#%$.. haha trust me! So when we end up butting heads this PPV, besides beating your brains in, and leaving blood in your stool I'm fixin' to leave you unable to talk! I'm gonna knock your damn teeth out and probably leave you unconscious.. as I will most IF NOT all of my opponents in the near future.. my main objective? To injure you! haha Yeah, some would say that's really unprofessional, and some would say that it's just downright immoral... but then again Some could suck my johnson, cause I don't care what anybody says or thinks.. I'm Freezer Burn, I'm the future of the WCF. ...Babe, I'm not half of an Extreme Team! I AM GOD!!
Zombie McMorris... Well I should have know that jobbers were allowed in this PPV, It amazes me that a half talent bipolar depressive like yourself could ever win a title. Woe is me. Feel sorry for me. Don’t get close cuz I’m not enough of a man to handle another loss in my life.. Get the fuck over it. People get hurt and killed. People stab each other in the back. But by your own actions, you’re the one hurting yourself the most with your boohoo sob story don’t get close but still feel sorry for me BULLSHIT!
Freezer Burn defeats Drax Durant! HOW APPROPRIATE! I win my first WCF championship. But you Drax... haha, talk about a WINER! I mean, after the ppv, I know you're crying your eyes out trying to say that you didn't lose.. and how you can still win this title, or how the title is going to get robbed from you, WAAAAAAHH!!!! How pathetic.. Can't you see that no one respects you!? NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE!!! GO HOME! You haven’t been around long enough to claim the right to fight for a title, yet here you are.
And now.. Durant.... well to be honest, I'm sad. I'm insulted. I'm... I'm just insulted that the WCF would throw... THIS in the ring! Oh wait.. wait, unless you were the boyfriend of Seth's girlfriend's sister's cousin's aunt, to put himself into this match!? OK, OK, that makes more sense.
Zombie, I know how you got the title to begin with... you sold yourself to Seth's woman's cousin's aunt and she talked him into letting you hold the belt... well, let's just say, man you've gone downhill. Haha, I think you get my point manwhore, you'll get a ride on the Blasphemer! I know you want me one on one now, but trust me Zombie … McMorris .. ZMac... Slash... Hack... Cough... Puke... whatever you call yourself, you’re goin down!
Blast .. WCF.... I stand before you, the new... WCF INTERNET CHAMPION!!!!!!!...... Freezer .... Burn....I … AM .. GOD!!!
Freeze climbs and sit atop the chain link fence with a smile and raises his arms in early victory!
