Post by Psychopomp on Jun 21, 2016 21:47:52 GMT -5
Tuesday morning 10 AM public library, Reading.
The camera opens in the public library of Reading Pennsylvania. Their computer lab to be more precise. Out of the dozen of stations available a few of them are taken. One in particular is being used by WCF's own Psychopomp.
The camera moves in closer to try and see what he's up too.
As the cameraman gets over his shoulder we see him punching away at the keyboard a finger slowly at a time. He sees the lens of the camera reflect on the computer screen and turns to face it.
Pomp: Hey man, I'm just trying to find more information on these 'Hardcore' matches that they have here at WCF.
Psychopomp types M-E-N H-A-R-D-C-O-R-E in google search...
Pomp: There that should help me.
After waiting a few seconds for the results to show up, he starts clicking on a few links
Pomp: That's weird...All the sites seems to be blocked...It's probably Mickey's doing...Doesn't want me to have an advantage in our fight with all the knowledge I'm looking to acquire!
Psychopomp keeps clicking in hopes of something, ANYTHING that could help him. He ends up finding an address for a local store and scribbles it down on his arm. He then looks back at the cameraman.
Pomp: Well I couldn't find much, but I think I found a place that can help me in my quest! Do you want to come with me?
The image moves up and down.
Pomp: Great, come on Harry we got to go now 'cause the bus will be here in 2 minutes!
Pomp and Harry starts running in the library, ignoring all the rules of such a sacred establishment and ducking the mean stares of the bun wearing librarian to finally arrive just in time for the bus! Psychopomp gets in and throws a handful of pennies and dimes in the fare box. Harry swipes his pass.
Bus driver: You can't be filming in here son!
The camera cuts
Tuesday morning 12 PM industrial area, Reading.
Psychopomp and Harry get off the city bus and walks pass a few warehouses and stops in front of store called 'Hardcore toys'. The camera starts recording again
Harry: You sure you want to go in there?
Pomp: Why wouldn't I? It's the only place that can probably help.
Harry: Ok...
They go in and the place is dark, dank with a high ceiling only lit with neon lights. The floor is packed with showcases filled with strange objects of different shapes and sizes.
As they pass a few mannequins dressed up with latex costumes and various ass-less chaps they are met by a tall, thin guy, all dressed up as if he was forgotten in England in the 80's with his Sex Pistol t-shirt and leather pants.
Clerk: Can I help you Gents?!
Pomp: Yes, I hope you can, I have a big hardcore match against this guy and I want to really give it to him!
Clerk: I see...Well how 'Hardcore' do you want to be.
Pomp: I'll let it up to the expert. I've never been in something like this before but I really want to bring it and give it my all.
Clerk: Al right then follow me.
The three of them walks in front of one of the showcase and the Clerk starts to explain it's content.
Clerk: So here was have our finest collection of Dildo's.
Psychopomp slowly turns his head toward Harry looking a bit baffled at what's going on.
Pomp: Urm wait...
Clerk: Now now don't be embarrassed, let me finish. First we have. 'The egg' This one is small and like the name says, it's shaped like an egg. But it can fit anywhere and comes with a wireless remote for even more fun...But by looking at your reaction it's probably not enough...
Pomp: Not that's not it...
Clerk: Next I have 'The cone'. It might look a bit odd with it's construction cone shape but THIS one has 16 speed! 16 I tell you! That other guy won't know what hits him...But right! That not what you want! You want to make a lasting impression...Something that will make him remember you for a long time.
Pomp: Yeah, but not like...
Psychopomp couldn't even finish his sentence before the clerk jumping in to continu his sales pitch
Clerk: I know it's not enough! Now look at THAT one!
The clerk grabs a strap on that has a big black dildo attached to it and we can hear Pomp and Harry gasp to themselves
Clerk: I know right! What's the name of the guy you're pairing up with?
Pomp: Mickey...
Clerk: Well Mickey will never have felt something like this! This model is 14 inches long, 4 inches thick and the tip is made to stimulate the prostate! They call it 'Oblivion'
Pomp: Well that would make him remember me...NO NO! That's not what I came here for!
Clerk: No? What do you want then? We got nipples clamps, anal beads, flesh lights, pretty much anything you can imagine.
Pomp: No, no, no, it's a WRESTLING MATCH!
Clerk: Look you can call it what ever you want, I'm not judging!
Pomp takes a deep breath and tries to explain to the guy slowly
Pomp: I wrestle for WCF...I have a HARDCORE WRESTLING MATCH at the next Pay Per View
Clerk: Will kids watch that?
Pomp: Probably
Clerk: Then no it's probably not what you want...Maybe a hardware store might be better for what you want.
Pomp: Hardware store! How did I not think of that before!? Come on Harry we got to go!
The camera suddenly cuts
The Quest continues!
The camera opens in the public library of Reading Pennsylvania. Their computer lab to be more precise. Out of the dozen of stations available a few of them are taken. One in particular is being used by WCF's own Psychopomp.
The camera moves in closer to try and see what he's up too.
As the cameraman gets over his shoulder we see him punching away at the keyboard a finger slowly at a time. He sees the lens of the camera reflect on the computer screen and turns to face it.
Pomp: Hey man, I'm just trying to find more information on these 'Hardcore' matches that they have here at WCF.
Psychopomp types M-E-N H-A-R-D-C-O-R-E in google search...
Pomp: There that should help me.
After waiting a few seconds for the results to show up, he starts clicking on a few links
Pomp: That's weird...All the sites seems to be blocked...It's probably Mickey's doing...Doesn't want me to have an advantage in our fight with all the knowledge I'm looking to acquire!
Psychopomp keeps clicking in hopes of something, ANYTHING that could help him. He ends up finding an address for a local store and scribbles it down on his arm. He then looks back at the cameraman.
Pomp: Well I couldn't find much, but I think I found a place that can help me in my quest! Do you want to come with me?
The image moves up and down.
Pomp: Great, come on Harry we got to go now 'cause the bus will be here in 2 minutes!
Pomp and Harry starts running in the library, ignoring all the rules of such a sacred establishment and ducking the mean stares of the bun wearing librarian to finally arrive just in time for the bus! Psychopomp gets in and throws a handful of pennies and dimes in the fare box. Harry swipes his pass.
Bus driver: You can't be filming in here son!
The camera cuts
Tuesday morning 12 PM industrial area, Reading.
Psychopomp and Harry get off the city bus and walks pass a few warehouses and stops in front of store called 'Hardcore toys'. The camera starts recording again
Harry: You sure you want to go in there?
Pomp: Why wouldn't I? It's the only place that can probably help.
Harry: Ok...
They go in and the place is dark, dank with a high ceiling only lit with neon lights. The floor is packed with showcases filled with strange objects of different shapes and sizes.
As they pass a few mannequins dressed up with latex costumes and various ass-less chaps they are met by a tall, thin guy, all dressed up as if he was forgotten in England in the 80's with his Sex Pistol t-shirt and leather pants.
Clerk: Can I help you Gents?!
Pomp: Yes, I hope you can, I have a big hardcore match against this guy and I want to really give it to him!
Clerk: I see...Well how 'Hardcore' do you want to be.
Pomp: I'll let it up to the expert. I've never been in something like this before but I really want to bring it and give it my all.
Clerk: Al right then follow me.
The three of them walks in front of one of the showcase and the Clerk starts to explain it's content.
Clerk: So here was have our finest collection of Dildo's.
Psychopomp slowly turns his head toward Harry looking a bit baffled at what's going on.
Pomp: Urm wait...
Clerk: Now now don't be embarrassed, let me finish. First we have. 'The egg' This one is small and like the name says, it's shaped like an egg. But it can fit anywhere and comes with a wireless remote for even more fun...But by looking at your reaction it's probably not enough...
Pomp: Not that's not it...
Clerk: Next I have 'The cone'. It might look a bit odd with it's construction cone shape but THIS one has 16 speed! 16 I tell you! That other guy won't know what hits him...But right! That not what you want! You want to make a lasting impression...Something that will make him remember you for a long time.
Pomp: Yeah, but not like...
Psychopomp couldn't even finish his sentence before the clerk jumping in to continu his sales pitch
Clerk: I know it's not enough! Now look at THAT one!
The clerk grabs a strap on that has a big black dildo attached to it and we can hear Pomp and Harry gasp to themselves
Clerk: I know right! What's the name of the guy you're pairing up with?
Pomp: Mickey...
Clerk: Well Mickey will never have felt something like this! This model is 14 inches long, 4 inches thick and the tip is made to stimulate the prostate! They call it 'Oblivion'
Pomp: Well that would make him remember me...NO NO! That's not what I came here for!
Clerk: No? What do you want then? We got nipples clamps, anal beads, flesh lights, pretty much anything you can imagine.
Pomp: No, no, no, it's a WRESTLING MATCH!
Clerk: Look you can call it what ever you want, I'm not judging!
Pomp takes a deep breath and tries to explain to the guy slowly
Pomp: I wrestle for WCF...I have a HARDCORE WRESTLING MATCH at the next Pay Per View
Clerk: Will kids watch that?
Pomp: Probably
Clerk: Then no it's probably not what you want...Maybe a hardware store might be better for what you want.
Pomp: Hardware store! How did I not think of that before!? Come on Harry we got to go!
The camera suddenly cuts
The Quest continues!
