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Post by TheButcher on Jun 20, 2016 18:57:26 GMT -5
@browning @wcf
**The Unknown is seen walking out of an old, rustic church from the early 1900s. There is an ungodly ember of flames seen through the cracks of the wood siding... The Unknown is seen holding a pewter pendant that is dangling off a leather strap. It appears the pendant is glowing in his hand. At this time, The Unknown throws back his druid's hood and holds his head up slowly***
The Unknown: So, Browning... You got lucky at Slam this past weekend at my debut. I will call that 'mercy.' Mercy because you, or NO ONE in WCF, knows what pain IS, or what pain I inflict on subhuman walking carcasses. Dante only spoke of the 7 levels of hell, but I AM the 8th level of HELL! Black Demon, I would talk about you, but you were a non-factor. You don't even deserve my HELL, so take a seat in your comfortable purgatory.
**The Unknown starts laughing in a guttural, non-human form**
The Unknown: There will be Brimstone! There will be gnashing of teeth! And, all of WCF will be dominoes falling down on my way to the GOLD around my waist!
**The ungodly embers and clouds of smoke from inside the church starts bellowing out. Then, within 3 seconds...No flames, No smoke, no embers...and The Unknown is nowhere to be found**
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jun 20, 2016 19:20:37 GMT -5
@browning @wcf
**The Unknown is seen walking out of an old, rustic church from the early 1900s. There is an ungodly ember of flames seen through the cracks of the wood siding... The Unknown is seen holding a pewter pendant that is dangling off a leather strap. It appears the pendant is glowing in his hand. At this time, The Unknown throws back his druid's hood and holds his head up slowly***
The Unknown: So, Browning... You got lucky at Slam this past weekend at my debut. I will call that 'mercy.' Mercy because you, or NO ONE in WCF, knows what pain IS, or what pain I inflict on subhuman walking carcasses. Dante only spoke of the 7 levels of hell, but I AM the 8th level of HELL! Black Demon, I would talk about you, but you were a non-factor. You don't even deserve my HELL, so take a seat in your comfortable purgatory.
**The Unknown starts laughing in a guttural, non-human form**
The Unknown: There will be Brimstone! There will be gnashing of teeth! And, all of WCF will be dominoes falling down on my way to the GOLD around my waist!
**The ungodly embers and clouds of smoke from inside the church starts bellowing out. Then, within 3 seconds...No flames, No smoke, no embers...and The Unknown is nowhere to be found**
LOL Look at dis fool. Bein all " Browning you beat me - but" LOL There is always a BUT. There is always piece of azz poon in dis situation. Talkin about pain and punishment and damnation as if he was even capable of such thangs. Listen here " Unknown" Because you are known to me. You be talkin bout the 7th circle of hell and the 8th circle of pain and horror. Just quiet your self and enjoy that 8th inch of Honey Badgers THICK. Dis dude, Unknown done lost his debut match against some angsty piece of shit that won't be here in 2 months but hey - why not... THERE WILL BE GOLD around that waist. Bitch, please. The only gold evah around your waist would be if you took a gold sharpie to the cast that the doctors put on you from when Ol' Z done breaks your pelvis. Or- did you not mean that kind of damage? Cuz the only damage the honey badger knows is wreckin azzholes and wrekin dreams. And right now you ain't go either, bitch LOL FGT |
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Post by Kevin Bishop on Jun 20, 2016 19:33:39 GMT -5
Silver Goldstein here, let me tell you The Unknown, wow you have a look that is going to take the wrestling world by storm....... What the fuck? I can't do this, I'm NOT that damn desperate, fuck you Plague, I'm not desperate enough to be this guys fucking Agent... Good luck at your 8 levels of tickle fights, The Unknown, may you find a name that makes you less of a tool box. Now let's get Jew Serious for a moment... I'm going to go grab a bagel and schmear then probably watch Annie Hall, I say good day sir.
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Post by Buddy Roman on Jun 20, 2016 19:41:51 GMT -5
Silver Goldstein here, let me tell you The Unknown, wow you have a look that is going to take the wrestling world by storm....... What the fuck? I can't do this, I'm NOT that damn desperate, fuck you Plague, I'm not desperate enough to be this guys fucking Agent... Good luck at your 8 levels of tickle fights, The Unknown, may you find a name that makes you less of a tool box. Now let's get Jew Serious for a moment... I'm going to go grab a bagel and schmear TUNA ON RYE then probably watch Annie Hall, I say good day sir. |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jun 20, 2016 20:01:53 GMT -5
LOL Look at dis fool. Bein all " Browning you beat me - but" LOL There is always a BUT. There is always piece of azz poon in dis situation. Talkin about pain and punishment and damnation as if he was even capable of such thangs. Listen here " Unknown" Because you are known to me. You be talkin bout the 7th circle of hell and the 8th circle of pain and horror. Just quiet your self and enjoy that 8th inch of Honey Badgers THICK. Dis dude, Unknown done lost his debut match against some angsty piece of shit that won't be here in 2 months but hey - why not... THERE WILL BE GOLD around that waist. Bitch, please. The only gold evah around your waist would be if you took a gold sharpie to the cast that the doctors put on you from when Ol' Z done breaks your pelvis. Or- did you not mean that kind of damage? Cuz the only damage the honey badger knows is wreckin azzholes and wrekin dreams. And right now you ain't go either, bitch LOL FGT repostin my shit with nothin in response? silence is the first step to dick suckin. And boy... you're already there LOL |
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Post by TheButcher on Jun 20, 2016 20:05:57 GMT -5
@browning @wcf
**The Unknown is seen walking out of an old, rustic church from the early 1900s. There is an ungodly ember of flames seen through the cracks of the wood siding... The Unknown is seen holding a pewter pendant that is dangling off a leather strap. It appears the pendant is glowing in his hand. At this time, The Unknown throws back his druid's hood and holds his head up slowly***
The Unknown: So, Browning... You got lucky at Slam this past weekend at my debut. I will call that 'mercy.' Mercy because you, or NO ONE in WCF, knows what pain IS, or what pain I inflict on subhuman walking carcasses. Dante only spoke of the 7 levels of hell, but I AM the 8th level of HELL! Black Demon, I would talk about you, but you were a non-factor. You don't even deserve my HELL, so take a seat in your comfortable purgatory.
**The Unknown starts laughing in a guttural, non-human form**
The Unknown: There will be Brimstone! There will be gnashing of teeth! And, all of WCF will be dominoes falling down on my way to the GOLD around my waist!
**The ungodly embers and clouds of smoke from inside the church starts bellowing out. Then, within 3 seconds...No flames, No smoke, no embers...and The Unknown is nowhere to be found**
LOL Look at dis fool. Bein all " Browning you beat me - but" LOL There is always a BUT. There is always piece of azz poon in dis situation. Talkin about pain and punishment and damnation as if he was even capable of such thangs. Listen here " Unknown" Because you are known to me. You be talkin bout the 7th circle of hell and the 8th circle of pain and horror. Just quiet your self and enjoy that 8th inch of Honey Badgers THICK. Dis dude, Unknown done lost his debut match against some angsty piece of shit that won't be here in 2 months but hey - why not... THERE WILL BE GOLD around that waist. Bitch, please. The only gold evah around your waist would be if you took a gold sharpie to the cast that the doctors put on you from when Ol' Z done breaks your pelvis. Or- did you not mean that kind of damage? Cuz the only damage the honey badger knows is wreckin azzholes and wrekin dreams. And right now you ain't go either, bitch LOL FGT Thangs? Poon? Dis? Honey badgers? Evah? As soon as I look up these cryptic urban dictionary pseudo-words, I will get back to you on that aspect. But, in the mean time, have fun with your 8 cm thick pork-n-beans, and I will grab that sharpie off you and sign an autograph for you as the next Internet champ. Zombie? Don't you have to rise first after you're dead? Right now, you are a hologram of a champ. Goodwill does charity work, and let them hold the belt so they have an 'Also participated' trophy like the other last place kids. It's OK.. You don't deserve the 8th level of my hell either. You just need a timeout, but don't worry.. Mommy will pick you up after being schooled. |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jun 20, 2016 20:09:05 GMT -5
LOL Look at dis fool. Bein all " Browning you beat me - but" LOL There is always a BUT. There is always piece of azz poon in dis situation. Talkin about pain and punishment and damnation as if he was even capable of such thangs. Listen here " Unknown" Because you are known to me. You be talkin bout the 7th circle of hell and the 8th circle of pain and horror. Just quiet your self and enjoy that 8th inch of Honey Badgers THICK. Dis dude, Unknown done lost his debut match against some angsty piece of shit that won't be here in 2 months but hey - why not... THERE WILL BE GOLD around that waist. Bitch, please. The only gold evah around your waist would be if you took a gold sharpie to the cast that the doctors put on you from when Ol' Z done breaks your pelvis. Or- did you not mean that kind of damage? Cuz the only damage the honey badger knows is wreckin azzholes and wrekin dreams. And right now you ain't go either, bitch LOL FGT Thangs? Poon? Dis? Honey badgers? Evah? As soon as I look up these cryptic urban dictionary pseudo-words, I will get back to you on that aspect. But, in the mean time, have fun with your 8 cm thick pork-n-beans, and I will grab that sharpie off you and sign an autograph for you as the next Internet champ. Zombie? Don't you have to rise first after you're dead? Right now, you are a hologram of a champ. Goodwill does charity work, and let them hold the belt so they have an 'Also participated' trophy like the other last place kids. It's OK.. You don't deserve the 8th level of my hell either. You just need a timeout, but don't worry.. Mommy will pick you up after being schooled. LOL look at dis FGT. He was all gloom and doom and 7 circles of hell now he's all " Uh, ZMAC, I'm going to take your title " LOL Go grab a dictionary. Go ahead. Then go ask that Heavey Metal Bitch, Logan. Honey Badger ends careers with a Websters dictionary. Honey Badger bout to end you too with that whaxk azz shoot you got goin on there. |
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Post by TheButcher on Jun 20, 2016 20:22:23 GMT -5
Thangs? Poon? Dis? Honey badgers? Evah? As soon as I look up these cryptic urban dictionary pseudo-words, I will get back to you on that aspect. But, in the mean time, have fun with your 8 cm thick pork-n-beans, and I will grab that sharpie off you and sign an autograph for you as the next Internet champ. Zombie? Don't you have to rise first after you're dead? Right now, you are a hologram of a champ. Goodwill does charity work, and let them hold the belt so they have an 'Also participated' trophy like the other last place kids. It's OK.. You don't deserve the 8th level of my hell either. You just need a timeout, but don't worry.. Mommy will pick you up after being schooled. LOL look at dis FGT. He was all gloom and doom and 7 circles of hell now he's all " Uh, ZMAC, I'm going to take your title " LOL Go grab a dictionary. Go ahead. Then go ask that Heavey Metal Bitch, Logan. Honey Badger ends careers with a Websters dictionary. Honey Badger bout to end you too with that whaxk azz shoot you got goin on there. You know Webster?...Yea, you're small, and nothing just like him. Honey Badger meet Death and destruction. You can't 'break' what is 'Unknown.' The only title you have is, not having a clue, and having no hope. Oh, I needed a laugh before erasing you from my memory this evening. I should call you 'Herpes' Badger, because you're a rash that won't go away and has no redeeming quality. You are a laughingstock in the WCF locker room... Internet title? Yea, more like you hold the Abacus Title, because your reign is obsolete and there is no use for you. **The Unknown laughs as he walks away,not spending another second on the dumpster diving wrestler** |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jun 20, 2016 20:29:01 GMT -5
LOL look at dis FGT. He was all gloom and doom and 7 circles of hell now he's all " Uh, ZMAC, I'm going to take your title " LOL Go grab a dictionary. Go ahead. Then go ask that Heavey Metal Bitch, Logan. Honey Badger ends careers with a Websters dictionary. Honey Badger bout to end you too with that whaxk azz shoot you got goin on there. You know Webster?...Yea, you're small, and nothing just like him. Honey Badger meet Death and destruction. You can't 'break' what is 'Unknown.' The only title you have is, not having a clue, and having no hope. Oh, I needed a laugh before erasing you from my memory this evening. I should call you 'Herpes' Badger, because you're a rash that won't go away and has no redeeming quality. You are a laughingstock in the WCF locker room... Internet title? Yea, more like you hold the Abacus Title, because your reign is obsolete and there is no use for you. **The Unknown laughs as he walks away,not spending another second on the dumpster diving wrestler**  |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jun 20, 2016 20:32:54 GMT -5
STR8 up,
I've been set on fire, beaten to death, stabbed, thrown into a deep fryer and had to sit through your BOO-TISTA AZZZ JIZZ DRIBBLE
and I'm still here.
What the fuck you really gone do?
" Gah, ZMAC fuck your Internet title"
Yup.
Fuck that shit right to the HALL OF FAME bank
bitch
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Post by TheButcher on Jun 20, 2016 21:28:35 GMT -5
Silver Goldstein here, let me tell you The Unknown, wow you have a look that is going to take the wrestling world by storm....... What the fuck? I can't do this, I'm NOT that damn desperate, fuck you Plague, I'm not desperate enough to be this guys fucking Agent... Good luck at your 8 levels of tickle fights, The Unknown, may you find a name that makes you less of a tool box. Now let's get Jew Serious for a moment... I'm going to go grab a bagel and schmear then probably watch Annie Hall, I say good day sir. **The Unknown walks out of the shadows for only one moment** I don't believe in religion. Or, if Silver is around with his foreskin still in his pocket from his rite of passage circumcision. Let alone The Sinus Infection that's called The Plague. I'm everything you don't comprehend or believe. I am the absence of light, and forever you will feel the darkness that will encompass you, and everyone in WCF. I don't know the meaning of idle threats. I am a walking promise of what's not heaven or hell....I AM THE UNKNOWN! And, into the void you will you go... ***The Unknown clutches his pendant and flips it up in the air..as a dark cloud envelops The Unknown into the shadows*** |
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Post by Kevin Bishop on Jun 20, 2016 21:43:16 GMT -5
Is this real life, right now? I'm sorry Plague for pulling this lame ass's string, even if you are not my client, I will vanquish this turd from the cult's punch bowl for you. Mr. The Unknown, you sir have started barking up the wrong tree because this has nothing to do with The Plague and besides he doesn't even social media... He turned down my offer to have keyboard warriors do his work for him... Yes they may be living in their parents basement flaming and trolling with the best of them, but they're good at what they do... I could only imagine The Unknown has his hands on a cuppa haters that live in their parent's basement and they're the ones running amuck fingers just a blazing on this here message board. So Edwin and Eugene, your mom made meatloaf, kosher of course after I fucked her with my circumcised schmeckel, so why don't you two good boys hop off the computer and have a slice... And remember it's Silver tested and Goldstein approved... Plus, tell your mom to call me, that bitch can spin a dreidel if you know what I mean. lol Goldstein out bay bay!
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Post by Psychopomp on Jun 20, 2016 22:18:47 GMT -5
I was told there would be cookies?
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Post by AdamYoung on Jun 21, 2016 1:24:21 GMT -5
Gotthem!
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