Post by nothenorm on Jun 20, 2016 10:06:20 GMT -5
(camera pans in on a focused dee norm, pacing back and forth, in his surprisingly urban, yet lavish Chicago loft, to the right of him is his manager, Clarence Falls III, with his legs crossed in a comfortable leather recliner stroking his cat, Meowth)
alright, I got a lot on my mind. the odds are stacked against me, I'm competing in a triple threat match soon, and my opponents aren't easy... hahaha, who am I kidding? I'm up against two jabroni's who can't keep up with me! yeah I may be the "underdog" but I for damn sure should not be counted out!
Vic Viceroy, now I'm on you! at 6' 3" 275, yeah you're a "prototype" but that literally means nothing when I'm dancing on your ass all night with jabs, and haymakers, and JABS with HAYMAKERS! son when you step into the ring, you show me some respect! if you think my size is a detriment, you're sorely mistaken because I can compete with the best of them, you wanna go mat based, I can amateur wrestle with the best of them. you wanna brawl? I can stick and move better than anybody else. high flying bro?! I can soar higher than anyone you've ever seen homeboy. but enough about me, let's talk about you. I've checked you out, I've done my homework, give me an A! your moveset is limited to say the least, and if you think any of those of those maneuvers can put me out of business, you're a bigger idiot than Perish... which brings me to you "Pester".
LP I'll admit I'll admit it! you'd probably give me the most trouble in this match up, but you're nothing I haven't seen before. I WILL RUN CIRCLES AROUND YOUR LANKY ASS. you think you can neutralize the kid? what the hell are you smoking? smarties?! if I had to take a guess, you're a stereotypical big man. uncoordinated. slow. yet deliberate. obviously I take out those barely functional knees, and start stomping mudholes til I get tired, and trust me. my conditioning is impeccable so you'll be catching the boots for a long, arduous, agonizing time. I don't think you guys understand (chuckles) I'm the future, not only of WCF, I'm the future of this industry.
(still pacing back and forth)
I know I'm new, but it won't be long before I'm the man. the show stealer, the headliner, the franchise, dee norm. get used to hearing that fellas, because I plan on being here a long time!
(camera fades to black)
alright, I got a lot on my mind. the odds are stacked against me, I'm competing in a triple threat match soon, and my opponents aren't easy... hahaha, who am I kidding? I'm up against two jabroni's who can't keep up with me! yeah I may be the "underdog" but I for damn sure should not be counted out!
Vic Viceroy, now I'm on you! at 6' 3" 275, yeah you're a "prototype" but that literally means nothing when I'm dancing on your ass all night with jabs, and haymakers, and JABS with HAYMAKERS! son when you step into the ring, you show me some respect! if you think my size is a detriment, you're sorely mistaken because I can compete with the best of them, you wanna go mat based, I can amateur wrestle with the best of them. you wanna brawl? I can stick and move better than anybody else. high flying bro?! I can soar higher than anyone you've ever seen homeboy. but enough about me, let's talk about you. I've checked you out, I've done my homework, give me an A! your moveset is limited to say the least, and if you think any of those of those maneuvers can put me out of business, you're a bigger idiot than Perish... which brings me to you "Pester".
LP I'll admit I'll admit it! you'd probably give me the most trouble in this match up, but you're nothing I haven't seen before. I WILL RUN CIRCLES AROUND YOUR LANKY ASS. you think you can neutralize the kid? what the hell are you smoking? smarties?! if I had to take a guess, you're a stereotypical big man. uncoordinated. slow. yet deliberate. obviously I take out those barely functional knees, and start stomping mudholes til I get tired, and trust me. my conditioning is impeccable so you'll be catching the boots for a long, arduous, agonizing time. I don't think you guys understand (chuckles) I'm the future, not only of WCF, I'm the future of this industry.
(still pacing back and forth)
I know I'm new, but it won't be long before I'm the man. the show stealer, the headliner, the franchise, dee norm. get used to hearing that fellas, because I plan on being here a long time!
(camera fades to black)
