Title of RP (AKA WCF 2K17)

[Mikey eXtreme]

Title of Scene

Mikey sat alone, in the dark, in his hotel room. It was quiet, not a single sound could be heard. The cameras filmed as Mikey just sat there. Suddenly without warning, he spoke.

mikey extreme: Another week gone by in the WCF and look around..

Mikey’s sudden outburst of speech had caused some of the WCF crew members to jump out of their skin.

mikey extreme: Mikey eXtreme sits at the top once again. Mikey eXtreme brings in the most viewers, the most merch sales, the most everything. Look around people, I am the crown jewel of the WCF

Mikey laughed.

mikey extreme: Last week was no different. Last week Dat Hawt American Darkness took to that ring and Ol’ X & Z made Nathaniel Chambers our bitch. We made Stuart Slane have to go change his panties in the back.

All of this without a Y

Get it? X Y Z..

Why, we don’t need nothing else. We’re the most dominant tag team in the Dub. Who is gonna bring it to us? Who wants to step up to the hawtest tag team on the entire planet?

Mikey waits for someone to step up.

mikey extreme: Oh shit, nobody stepped up. Well, I can’t say I didn’t see that coming.

Mikey laughed.

mikey extreme: Last Slam, we took on the current Hardcore champion.. We took on TWO of the top challengers for the WORLD championship and we took care of them quicker than Zombie took care of #NewLogan over on the Twitterverse. We took care of them as sharply as Buddy Roman shot down The Gold and Silver Pawn Shop representation by Chumlee Silverstein or whatever his name is.

And you know why?

Because we’re bonafide champions. Give us a little time and hell, we’ll be carrying all the damn belts in this company.

But you know, I have a regret from Slam.

Mikey pauses.

mikey extreme: The only regret I have from last week? I wish we hit that cunt with the Kross Kunt. I wish we took him out now before I have my chance to take MY Hardcore title and bring it back to where it belongs.

BUT

That’s okay.

I’ll get that chance soon, and just like Dat Hawt American Darkness did last week, I’ll shine. I’ll rise to the top. I’ll soar higher than Nathaniel ever could.

Ol’ Z set that Hardcore title bar pretty damn high

Mikey raises his hand high, showing where the bar is positioned.

mikey extreme: So I got some pretty big shoes to fill.

Mikey looks down at his shoes.

mikey extreme: Well, I got some pretty big shoes already, I guess.

Mikey laughs.

mikey extreme: That was a joke.

The scene fades.

The Second Scene

The scene opens with Mikey looking at his phone. His eyes were bulging out of his head as he read the upcoming Slam card.

Mikey eXtreme vs Brent Alpine vs Teddy Blaze in a non-title match?!

mikey extreme: What the fuck is this bullshit?

Mikey was upset with being booked against such lackluster competition.

mikey extreme: But I mean, who is left for me to beat? Who is left for me to go out there and humiliate?

The only real question here, is why ain’t the title on the line?

Well, that’s easy. I’d walk out with that title around my waist too. Seth can’t have that, he can’t have one of his big matches for Blast ruined by me. He can’t have Mikey eXtreme upsetting the whole balance of the card.

And that? That’s fine.

The fact of the matter is, I am the greatest competitor in the WCF.. hell, the greatest competitor in the entire world.

Do you know how I got to this level?

By beating each and every person that steps in the ring with me. By climbing that ladder any way possible. I do what has to be done. Because there is nobody better than me and I will make sure that is known.

It doesn’t matter who it is. I will beat them one way or another.

Mikey placed his phone on the table

mikey extreme: It’s crazy to me.

You have a top premier athlete sitting here, one half of the greatest tag team in the WCF and you got me inside some random match where there is no reward for me winning.

Sure, I can end these two idiots. Sure, I pick up that W to put on my record. But, who cares? At the end of the day, I have no motivation going into this match.

But, I’ll be there.

WCF 2K17
This is a coincidence

Mikey was at the local arcade when a cuppa haters were playing the latest WCF video game. Mikey looked at the screen to see them beating him up in the game.

mikey extreme: What the hell is this fucking bullshit?

The kids jumped as Mikey’s voice startled them.

mikey extreme: What you got this shit on easy or something?

Mikey noticed they were playing as Teddy Blaze and Brent Alpine. His eyes widened, and he looked at the kids like they were crazy.

mikey extreme: How the fuck did these two even make it into the game?

Kid 1: Well, Alpine was part of a DLC

mikey extreme: A DLC?! What was the pack? The has beens who never were pack?

Mikey laughed.

Kid 2: Hey! He was a former TV Champ!

mikey extreme: What we got over here? Brent Alpine’s biggest fan? Come on!

Seriously, what kind of name is Brent anyway? It’s like his mom wanted to name him Bret but was too fucking stupid to spell it correctly and no one bothered to tell her how much of a moron she was.

Kid 2: Hey! My name is Brent!

mikey extreme: Jesus christ, kid. You sure did get the short side of the stick in life. At least you don’t go around calling yourself the fucking Shine. I mean seriously, this guy wants to be known as The Shine?

Tell this mother fucker to go home and get his shine box.

When I heard Brent Alpine was back in the WCF, do you know what my reaction was?

Mikey doesn’t let the kids answer.

mikey extreme: Who the fuck is Brent Alpine?

Seriously, I never heard of the guy in my life. I went on my laptop.. And guess what I found?

Absolutely fucking nothing. That’s right, this dude is such a shit stain that there isn’t even anything to find on this mother fucker. I should have borrowed Z-Mac’s laptop and hit up the dank web but fuck, they probably never heard of this two bit jobber either.

Mikey ripped the controller out of the kid’s hand.

Start > Controller Options > Select Side > Mikey eXtreme

Mikey delivered a massive super kick to Brent Alpine sending him crashing out of the ring. Mikey followed it up with a “suck it” taunt.

mikey extreme: That’s what I think about your precious little Brent Alpine. The fucking guy is named after some kind of fucking skiing.

SKIING.

His name can’t get any worse.

It’s like.. He was cursed with the stupidest name on the planet and his way of dealing with it was making it dumber by adding The Shine.

Mikey made Mikey eXtreme dive through the ropes hitting a suicide dive on Alpine.

mikey extreme: God, this is probably going to be harder than actually wrestling this piece of garbage on Slam.

Mikey dug under the ring for a chair as Teddy Blaze walked around the ring. Mikey threw the chair in his face and delivered a running enziguri.

mikey extreme: Get out of my face with that shit, kid. I’m busy tearing Brent Alpine apart.

Kid 2: He’s actually doing pretty good right now.

mikey extreme: Good?! Who the hell has he beat? Fucking Greybeard? Steve Orbit? Name someone that he fought that is actually good or that I should actually care about?

This week he gets to step inside that ring and he gets to find out what greatness looks like. He gets to find out what something looks like when it shines..

Mikey slides back into the ring and begins doing the “suck it” taunt non-stop in the middle of the ring until he builds up a finisher, which he saves. He hits the taunt again until he builds up a trademark move.

Teddy Blaze slides into the ring first, and Mikey hits a massive X-Marks the Spot. Alpine slides in right as Blaze hits the mat and grapples Mikey from behind, but Mikey quickly reverses and hits Alpine with an elbow to the forehead.

Mikey turns around and kicks Alpine in the gut and grabs him by the back of his neck before delivering an epic eXtreme slam.

1.. 2.. 3!!

Mikey smiles at the kids.

mikey extreme: It’s just that easy.

Mikey throws the controller back to the kid as he walks away.

Hank Brown Scene

Hank Brown was sitting on a bench outside Mikey’s hotel room. He was hopeful to catch Mikey for an interview before it was too late.

Mikey’s door opened and like a Hawk, Hank Brown was all over him.

hank brown: Mikey, can I get a word?

mikey extreme: You can get a life.

Mikey snickered.

hank brown: This week on Slam you’re up against Teddy Bla--

mikey extreme: I’ve beat Teo Del Sol so many times that the poor guy had to go and kill himself off. Look, it doesn’t matter who or what he is. He’s the same guy that just can’t get it done when he steps inside that ring with me.

The guy has been the People’s champion for his whole life. Everybody loves him, everybody thinks he’s the greatest.

Well, he’s not. He’s no where close to being great.

Everytime I step inside that ring with Teo del Teddy it’s the same result. I get my arm raised and I walk out with another victory. Teo? Teddy? Whatever his name is, what does he get? Well he gets more and more sympathy because mean ol’ Mikey eXtreme was picking on the poor guy.

That’s right, I get made out to be the bad guy because I go out there and I do my job. I go out there and I lay Teo out and expose him fot the fraud that he is.

You think he cares about these people? You think he really cares about them? It’s all a charade, Hank. It’s all his way to gain their sympathy and their admiration. Teddy Del Blaze doesn’t care what they do. He doesn’t care what happens to them once they’re out of his life, out of his line of sight.

He only cares that at the end of the day, he gets to hold that title up in the air. He gets to say that he is the man of the people. That he is the greatest thing since sliced bread. That he is the greatest people’s champion of all time.

But it doesn’t matter.

The People’s champion is nothing. I’ve beaten the people’s champion countless times now. Teo, Scarecrow, hell, put that belt on anyone else and I’ll beat them too.

You know why, Hank?

Because I don’t care about anything. I don’t care about the people, I don’t care about the belt, I don’t care about nothing besides the great United States of Mikey’s America. I am still the King, Hank. I am still YOUR American hero.

Teddy Blaze?

He’s the reincarnation of a peasant that had no right to step in my ring. Mark my words, Hank, Teddy Blaze will face the same wrath, the same pain, and the same outcome that Ted Sol faced.

My arm will be raised, and I will walk out the winner. Just like I always do.

hank brown: What about the other man in this match? “The Shi--”

mikey extreme: The Human Shine Box, Brent “Who gives a fuck” Alpine. Yeah, I know. I heard. I can read the card too, Hank.

Hank rolled his eyes.

mikey extreme: You see, that doesn’t matter. Brent “my last name is almost Airplane” doesn’t belong in my ring either.

Look at this match, Hank.

You have the People’s Champion, the #1 Contender for the Television championship, and Mikey eXtreme, the #1 contender for the Hardcore championship.

That’s high profile right? But we’re not the main event. Do you know why that is?

hank brown: I do not.

mikey extreme: Because out of the three of us, I’m the only one with selling power. I’m the only one that matters in this match. You put my match on at the end of the show, you know what’s going to happen?

People are going to shut it off early.

What’s the point of watching a match that you already know the outcome of? What’s the point of staying up late on a Sunday Night and possibly stretching yourself out all the way into Monday just to see a result that you already knew was going to happen?

Mikey eXtreme wins.

Mikey eXtreme always wins.

Teddy Blaze, Teo Del Sol, Brent Alpine, Nathan Chambers, Stuart Slane.. It just doesn’t matter. I’m going to walk out of that match the winner.

hank brown: What if Teddy Blaze and Brent combine forces to take you out?

mikey extreme: Combine… combine forces…? Hank, let me ask you a question. What happens when you piss on a pile of shit?

Hank doesn’t say a word.

mikey extreme: Hank, I’m asking you a question. Show me some respect and answer it, like I have done for you all day.

Hank rolls his eyes and sighs.

hank brown: I don’t know.

mikey extreme: It just gets worse.

Believe me, there is NO way that these two can beat me. There is no way that either one of these morons can figure out a way to put me down or to take me out.

Believe me, Teo has tried about 320 times now. He’s failed miserably each and every time. Brent Alpine will get his chance, he will try to bring the shine, but just like Brent Smith, I’ll put the Shinedown.

hank brown: What about Nathan Chambers? Do you know when you’ll be facing him for the Hardcore championship?

mikey extreme: Well, the way he works, is that he’s afraid. He’s nothing but a little bitch. He’s probably worked some kind of clause into his contract that the belt can only be contested on a night with a full moon when the high is 84 and the low is 63.

Something stupid that he finds “Perfect”

So, for now, I’m not worried about that chump. When the time comes, I’ll bury him. You’ll never see him again. His reign of perfection will be nothing but a distant memory. While my reign of eXtreme will one of the greatest reigns in hardcore history.

hank brown: Do you have a match lined up for Blast?

Mikey looked annoyed.

mikey extreme: I don’t know, Hank. I’ve got this match at Slam and that’s all that I know and that’s all that I care about right now. The present and my present will be the total annihilation of these two morons.

And there is nothing that anyone can do about that.

hank brown: Where are you headed right now?

Mikey rolled his eyes.

mikey extreme: Well, not that it’s any of your fucking business, but I gotta get to this dank ass soup shop in Beijing.

Hank just shook his head.

hank brown: Well, Uh, I guess.. Have fun.

The scene faded.

The End of the RP

Mikey sat in his locker room, it was the day of Slam, and his match was about to start. His hands were taped, his face was painted. He stole a couple glances at Vidalia, who was looking more beautiful to him every day.

mikey extreme: The time is now. The time to put an end to Teddy Blaze. The Time to take the shine away from Brent Alpine. The time is ours.

Tick.. tock.. Tick.. tock..

Mikey was ready for a war, even though he knew that Teddy Blaze and Brent Alpine were no where near as ready as he was. He was ready to decapitate the both of them and hold their heads as his trophy.

Mikey was ready for pure destruction, no matter what the outcome of the match was going to be, Mikey was ready to bring it to levels unimaginable. He was ready to put his own body through hell and high water to pick up that victory.

And a victory he would have.

He stood by the door waiting for WCF staff to knock to tell him that it was time to go to battle, time to go to war. Once that knocking happened, Mikey looked directly at Freakshow and nodded his head as if to tell him anything goes.

Mikey walked through the hallways until he made it to the curtain. Get Born Again by Alice in Chains hit as Mikey and company pushed their way onto the stage.