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Post by Kevin Bishop on Jun 15, 2016 14:52:44 GMT -5
*Urgent Message for all murderers and cult leaders alike*
“Hi my name is Silver Goldstein, founding CEO of Silver & Gold Talent Agency and do I have a chance in a lifetime for you. Do you find your followers count dwindling unexpectedly? Is the pipeline too saturated? Well I’m here to tell you that you need to reach farther in this day and age. People see your messages weekly and they see you competing in the ring… But there’s still other ways to reach those who are simply too busy or too blind to what’s right in front of them… It’s called Branding my friends… I’ve already approached one man on this roster and I have to say, I think I gained his attention, but I say let’s talk about you. What can old Silver do for your brand? Can we make your cult even stronger? Can we add more bodies to that small murder spree? I'll stop at nothing to get you to where you need/deserve to be. Give me a call, hell I’ll mix the toxic Kool-aid myself if you like. I’m just here to help your vision grow even clearer with one lost soul at a time. I’m Silver Goldstein and I approve this message."
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jun 15, 2016 23:05:32 GMT -5
Theres a pizza joke in there somewhere..
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Post by Kevin Bishop on Jun 15, 2016 23:36:49 GMT -5
"Mr. Z, this is Silver Goldstein here, can I call you Mr. Z? Anyway, you sir are a man of the people, have you ever been told that? You have this ambiance about you that screams to be tapped into... Have you ever thought of running for political office? Because with the two clowns running, I think you're a sure thing. Like you called an escort and she's meeting you in a sleazy hotel kind of way, but a sure thing non the less. You have a mouth piece on you that could make a deaf man blush and that's something special sir. Please think of Silver & Gold Talent Agency when you're planning your next social outing, I have people on my pay roll that could make you sound like the fucking pope... I should add that to my business card now that I think about it... Mr. Z and Silver Goldstein sound like a dynamic duo if you ask me. Besides look at the other famous Jew in this business, he's a genius who has everyone vying after him. Would you like to be a Goldstein Guy? Okay, okay, sleep on and call me in the morning or afternoon whenever the dead rise."
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2016 23:46:52 GMT -5
@apocalypsenow
Lol who dis guy?
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Post by Buddy Roman on Jun 16, 2016 0:35:21 GMT -5
"Mr. Z, this is Silver Goldstein here, can I call you Mr. Z? Anyway, you sir are a man of the people, have you ever been told that? You have this ambiance about you that screams to be tapped into... Have you ever thought of running for political office? Because with the two clowns running, I think you're a sure thing. Like you called an escort and she's meeting you in a sleazy hotel kind of way, but a sure thing non the less. You have a mouth piece on you that could make a deaf man blush and that's something special sir. Please think of Silver & Gold Talent Agency when you're planning your next social outing, I have people on my pay roll that could make you sound like the fucking pope... I should add that to my business card now that I think about it... Mr. Z and Silver Goldstein sound like a dynamic duo if you ask me. Besides look at the other famous Jew in this business, he's a genius who has everyone vying after him. Would you like to be a Goldstein Guy? Okay, okay, sleep on and call me in the morning or afternoon whenever the dead rise." Mr. Goldstein, Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Vincent “Buddy” Roman and I am the advocate for MY client, The Evil Incarnate, the Coked Up Mad Man, The Honey Badger, The Realist Guy in Dah Room.. THE REIGNING DEFENDING WCF INTERNET CHAMPION… ZOMBIE… MCMORRIS. Now sir, I would love to allow you to continue but I feel there are a few inaccuracies that you so inadequately failed to correct so I feel that I need to correct them. 1. I am the most famous and talented Jew in WCF 2. The 2nd best Jew in WCF has been and forever will be THE GODFATHER of PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING, Robert Hercules Cairo. May he rest in Jew heaven. Now for you sir, I like this who angle you have going on here; trying to get all the crazies and psychopaths. But you are talking to MY client and as such, you are indirectly, directly addressing me. To this course I must venture that you are seemingly unaware of who and what it is I am. MY name is VINCENT “BUDDY” ROMAN and I am a proud father. So while I can respect your will to rise to the top I can not help but notice that you are starting on your knees, trying to suckle the THICK of my client. You are attempting to ride that THICK to the bank. But Silver is for fools, good sir. And do not think that you are fooling me with that name. I am not an idiot and do not take me as such. Or perhaps that’s just a pun and a play on words. Perhaps I missed that name in Judges or Psalms. But boy, with a name like Silver, your parents really must have hated you. Because your weight in sliver is w orth a kuppa kawfee at best. You are not the first man to try and stick his fingers in my honey jar. I am sure that you will not be the last but I have managed 4 world champions. I have managed the most dominate stable in WCF history, The Vapor Kingz. I am renowned and revered for my wit and my sharp tongue. I do not blame you for doing what you are doing. You are a Jew and it is only natural. You cannot fight your base instincts. I mean, some of us are doers, shakers, movers, makers. I have made my mark on this earth so deep that YWH himself could not fill those chasms with his tears. But clearly you are none of things. And let me tell you that, that is OK. It is OK to have dreams, wants and desires. But one day you will have to wake up. Now join with me MY SONS by putting your hand over your heart and with a loud, clear voice… CONQUER.THE.HATE |
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