June 15th, 2016

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PWI has reported that the number of members of the cult, "Cult Of Crazy Kids" is dropping, however the cult leader, "The Heavy Metal Machine" Logan has shown little to no care.

[Zombie DankMorris]

so wait.

confirmed cult leader...

highest paid dude on the roster..

is 0- 1. Got completely shit canned in his debut

.. shows "apathy"


What ever this job goal is in life.. he's failing pretty fucking hard.

LOL

FGT

but wait.. sorry ( fuck you, not sorry ) this crazy cult leader might sue me for defamation by telling the world that he sucks at his job and at life.

BUT WAIT... NO BREAK MY GIMMICK BRO.. I WASNT USING DEFAMATION IN THE STRICT DEFINITION SENSE...

LOL

RIIGHT...

get the fuck outta here with that jobbah jabbah.

[AdamYoung]

This just in "Heavy Metal Machine" Logan actually was caught red handed listening to this when he parked at WCF offices today and nothing but Boy Band cd's where inside as well on his MP3 player.

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(The scene opens with Logan surrounded by dozens of black candles. He looks into the camera as he just grins.)

Zombie, dude, quit fucking those bitches. You know what I mean.

Since your all woof woof woof anyway

Let them male dogs have a chance at getting some action.

I got a better idea, dank, go find yerself a sheep and go to the edge of a cliff.

But im pretty sure you like the sound of that idea.

you dirty sheep fucker.

(Logan brings his hand up and starts to flap it like a sock puppet)

alll you do is this

(Logan stops the yapping and takes his other hand and punches it)

This is what I will do to you

but then again, you're beneath me in skill, and in everything else

so why would I bother with a worthless piece of shit like yourself?

Internet champion? ha

That just means you live in your parents basement, jerking off to what ever Photoshop'd pictures of 14 year old girls you can find while flaming all over the internet thinking your top shit when you cant even step in it.

Bring it bitch.

Do i want your worthless tin title? man, you can shove that up your own ass.


and this just in, Adam

Those cds, they discovered, only had one set of fingerprints on them

yours.

quit blowing the backstreet boys, and start blowing donkey's.

I hear Dank likes to watch that shit.

[Mikey eXtreme]

@kingextreme

Who doesn't like a good Donkey Show?

[Zombie DankMorris]

Jun 16, 2016 6:24:55 GMT -5 @loganflay said:

(The scene opens with Logan surrounded by dozens of black candles. He looks into the camera as he just grins.)

Zombie, dude, quit fucking those bitches. You know what I mean.

Since your all woof woof woof anyway

Let them male dogs have a chance at getting some action.

I got a better idea, dank, go find yerself a sheep and go to the edge of a cliff.

But im pretty sure you like the sound of that idea.

you dirty sheep fucker.

(Logan brings his hand up and starts to flap it like a sock puppet)

alll you do is this

(Logan stops the yapping and takes his other hand and punches it)

This is what I will do to you

but then again, you're beneath me in skill, and in everything else

so why would I bother with a worthless piece of shit like yourself?

Internet champion? ha

That just means you live in your parents basement, jerking off to what ever Photoshop'd pictures of 14 year old girls you can find while flaming all over the internet thinking your top shit when you cant even step in it.

Bring it bitch.

Do i want your worthless tin title? man, you can shove that up your own ass.


and this just in, Adam

Those cds, they discovered, only had one set of fingerprints on them

yours.

quit blowing the backstreet boys, and start blowing donkey's.

I hear Dank likes to watch that shit.

OHHHH SHHITTT

LOL

NEW LOGAN THROWIN UP PROMOS IN THE INTERNET BOARD

like a FGT

The scene, it opens. New Logan is there surrounded by black candles because he's so edgy yet sensitive as  FUCK. He prolly got a bubble bath steeping in the background somewhere. A bottle of white wine on the rocks cuz he's too pussy to handle the red.  Then Logan grins cuz dats step numbah fuckin 1 to suckin my  THICK

All them " woof woofs" and " bow wows"

Yah son, ZMAC fucks all dem bitches and ain't no other whack azz pretender " alpha" gone get a leg up in this shee-itt because ol' Z is the top mother fuckin dawg. But I see you there tryin to insinuate bestiality. And let me tell you there is nothing to insinuate

 CUZ ZMAC IS A BEAST.

" Dah, ol' Z you should go find a sheep and cliff. sheep fucker"

LOL

wait.. hold up. The leader of a cult of talkin smack about fuckin sheep?

Yah son. Give me them sheep. Give ol' Z all the fuckin sheep an he'll dick em' so good the'll all squirt when they hit rock bottom.

They'll love that trip down so good, they won't even know that they be dead.

Just like you. I done told you, you gone love your own destruction. You gone love it and you don't even know its happening.

That shits called the rabbit hole

population: YOU and those FGTs imma deep dick next week.

At least you'll be in good company.

kinda

sorta

not really

LOL

[SickWaves Blackamura]

Jun 16, 2016 6:24:55 GMT -5 @loganflay said:

(The scene opens with Logan surrounded by dozens of black candles. He looks into the camera as he just grins.)

Zombie, dude, quit fucking those bitches. You know what I mean.

Since your all woof woof woof anyway

Let them male dogs have a chance at getting some action.

I got a better idea, dank, go find yerself a sheep and go to the edge of a cliff.

But im pretty sure you like the sound of that idea.

you dirty sheep fucker.

(Logan brings his hand up and starts to flap it like a sock puppet)

alll you do is this

(Logan stops the yapping and takes his other hand and punches it)

This is what I will do to you

but then again, you're beneath me in skill, and in everything else

so why would I bother with a worthless piece of shit like yourself?

Internet champion? ha

That just means you live in your parents basement, jerking off to what ever Photoshop'd pictures of 14 year old girls you can find while flaming all over the internet thinking your top shit when you cant even step in it.

Bring it bitch.

Do i want your worthless tin title? man, you can shove that up your own ass.


and this just in, Adam

Those cds, they discovered, only had one set of fingerprints on them

yours.

quit blowing the backstreet boys, and start blowing donkey's.

I hear Dank likes to watch that shit.

@princelightskin

Ya boy was in Mexico buried in Shakira's booty cheeks when the homie ZMAC sent me this text like "LOL check dis fgt out" or some ZMAC shit like that. 

So I come on, see a cupluh haytuhs, but the biggest faggot of them all gotta be this man right here.

As if one Logan wasn't enough, they went and fetched that discount Logan, that bargain bin bitch, that Dollar Tree steak version of the og Massah of faggotry (Them stakes is real by the way, bruh. Go look if you don't believe me.)

Now this man ain't gotta worry about who I am, because trust me, I ain't about to come kick it in a ring with a Crayola pentagram and a boombox bumpin' Marilyn Manson like it's '03. 

Really though, the fuck they find this man at? Mr. Kunta is gone for like a month and they start lettin' in the Autistic kids? #LOL

I saw the posts strokin' your cock like you're somebody or somethin', funny shit, bruh. The only thing I see is this faggot walkin' around like "Can't grammar, no caps lock key". Guess you forgot ya shoved it up the backside. You hearin' this? You sound like such a fuck boy that the dude who ain't ended a word with a letter g in his life is tellin' you off. #LOL

Point is, your shit talkin' game is about as on point your faggot ass nickname. Do I need to tell you that means "not at all" or do you already know that you a fuckin' scrub lord, breh?

Somebody call me when they book this man against ZMAC. Send me the YouTube link before it gets taken down for violatin' them terms of service (You know, cause lesser Logan's gapin' asshole prolly ain't considered appropriate.)

[Psychopomp]

@wcfpomp I'm sorry @princelightskin i find it offensive that you compare autistic people to new Logan, they didn't deserve that.

[AdamYoung]

Explain this then Flay?