Post by draxdurant on Jun 12, 2016 0:08:27 GMT -5
Loyal Subject 1: I am leaving, you are a fraud, you claim you're unbeatable but you haven't won a match yet, I have lost all faith.
Drax Durant: Go ahead and leave, I have a whole army on my side, I don't need scum like you. You probably never even believed anyways. Upon your dismissal you will be shaved bald and penis along with testicles cut off!
Loyal Subject 1: Noooo! I wo----
Drax Durant: Nope. It is already too late. Take him away!
Loyal Subject 2: Where will I take him your greatness?
Drax Durant: Wherever we can publicly chop em off.
Loyal Subject 2: Got it.
Drax Durant: Now that should show them not to EVER question me.
Drax Durant: To the point I was trying to make, before I was rudely interrupted. Last week I was not the victor, but then again I was not the loser either. Make of it what you will, but I am no loser. I am obviously destined for greatness. I have been involved in two #1 contenders matches in My first three matches. I am the best wrestler this company has ever seen. No one will deny the Straight Edge Savior himself, his rightful spot on the list of many champions. All of which I am much better than. No one can beat me. I haven't been pinned or submitted yet. Fuck yet, ever. Everyone will be forced to bow down to Mr. Straight Edge himself, Drax Durant.
Loyal Subject 3: Excuse me sir, but 162794 is dead. He bled out after we cut his privates off. What will we do?
Drax Durant: Ummmm... Just bury him and move on. He was a traitor. His breath smelled like alcohol. He means nothing to us now.
Loyal Subject 3: OK sir.
Drax Durant: I couldn't get my shot at the Peoples champ Teo Del S--- I mean Ted Blaze. But, as you all know, I was robbed by that wannabe, Excalibur. He's Lucky he's out of my path. Because if I got my match with him one on one, I would decimate him with my superior technical skills. He wouldn't stand a chance. Last week that idiot with thr split personalities git in the way. This week I have two other guys plus the redneck crew. If these two dipshits get in the way they will have hell to pay. The day I miss out on two title opportunities in a row is the day hell itself freezes over. The Straight Edge Savior will spread terror around the WCF. No one is safe.
Drax Durant: Army! Everyone! I now announce that the WCF is now mine, it belongs to me.
Loyal Subject 4: How'd you get it, how is it yours.
Drax Durant: Stop right there before you get your balls cut off. The WCF is mine because I made it mine. Who's gonna tell me otherwise.
Loyal Subject 5: What about Seth!?
Drax Durant: Seth means absolutely nothing to me. The revolt has already started, there is nothing he can do to stop it. Look foward to a new beginning, a new era, a new WCF! A new Straight Edge WCF.
Loyal Subjects in unison: WOOOO! Yeaaaaaaaa! Yayyyyy!
Drax Durant: *soaks it in*
Drax Durant: Go ahead and leave, I have a whole army on my side, I don't need scum like you. You probably never even believed anyways. Upon your dismissal you will be shaved bald and penis along with testicles cut off!
Loyal Subject 1: Noooo! I wo----
Drax Durant: Nope. It is already too late. Take him away!
Loyal Subject 2: Where will I take him your greatness?
Drax Durant: Wherever we can publicly chop em off.
Loyal Subject 2: Got it.
Drax Durant: Now that should show them not to EVER question me.
Drax Durant: To the point I was trying to make, before I was rudely interrupted. Last week I was not the victor, but then again I was not the loser either. Make of it what you will, but I am no loser. I am obviously destined for greatness. I have been involved in two #1 contenders matches in My first three matches. I am the best wrestler this company has ever seen. No one will deny the Straight Edge Savior himself, his rightful spot on the list of many champions. All of which I am much better than. No one can beat me. I haven't been pinned or submitted yet. Fuck yet, ever. Everyone will be forced to bow down to Mr. Straight Edge himself, Drax Durant.
Loyal Subject 3: Excuse me sir, but 162794 is dead. He bled out after we cut his privates off. What will we do?
Drax Durant: Ummmm... Just bury him and move on. He was a traitor. His breath smelled like alcohol. He means nothing to us now.
Loyal Subject 3: OK sir.
Drax Durant: I couldn't get my shot at the Peoples champ Teo Del S--- I mean Ted Blaze. But, as you all know, I was robbed by that wannabe, Excalibur. He's Lucky he's out of my path. Because if I got my match with him one on one, I would decimate him with my superior technical skills. He wouldn't stand a chance. Last week that idiot with thr split personalities git in the way. This week I have two other guys plus the redneck crew. If these two dipshits get in the way they will have hell to pay. The day I miss out on two title opportunities in a row is the day hell itself freezes over. The Straight Edge Savior will spread terror around the WCF. No one is safe.
Drax Durant: Army! Everyone! I now announce that the WCF is now mine, it belongs to me.
Loyal Subject 4: How'd you get it, how is it yours.
Drax Durant: Stop right there before you get your balls cut off. The WCF is mine because I made it mine. Who's gonna tell me otherwise.
Loyal Subject 5: What about Seth!?
Drax Durant: Seth means absolutely nothing to me. The revolt has already started, there is nothing he can do to stop it. Look foward to a new beginning, a new era, a new WCF! A new Straight Edge WCF.
Loyal Subjects in unison: WOOOO! Yeaaaaaaaa! Yayyyyy!
Drax Durant: *soaks it in*
