Post by khardaway on May 22, 2007 17:03:06 GMT -5
We open back up into the hotel looking ballroom. The usual three are seated again, only it's different this time. Jack is just relaxing there, Jay is reading the current issue of Revolver (the one with that hot chick from Lacuna Coil) and Amy's well...she's sleeping for some odd reason. Not to mind you that Jay has a bag in front of him that reads Burger King on it with a burger next to it. Jay keeps reading as Amy wakes up and sees the bag. She starts to sneak up to it, but Jay, still focused on his magazine, grabs a small knife and points it at Amy.
Jay Williams: You touch that food, and I swear, this knife is going into your mouth.
Amy Skye-Williams: But....but....but...
Jay Williams: I'm sure there's a hot dog vendor out there or something.
Amy ends up running off, only a cloud of her shape still remains as Jack gets his feet off the table.
Reckless Jack: You shouldn't get angry at a pregnant woman like that, trust me...I know.
Jay interrupts Jack.
Jay Williams: Oh fuck, no you don't. When your wife was pregnant, she was still nailing guys left and right, think I don't know that because I do, so shut the fuck up, it's my life I have to deal with, not yours. So shut up.
A minute long silence appears, while Amy comes back with a hot dog.....
Reckless Jack: So I guess i'm not going to be the godfather of your child.
Amy spits out her food.
Amy Skye-Williams: WHAT?!
Jay Williams: Nothing Ames, and NO JACK! You weren't even gonna be the godfather to begin with.
Reckless Jack: I figured I know who is...it's your "teacher" isn't it?
Jay Williams: Actually i'm not sure. Speaking of him, did you hear about Spike Kane joining up here?
Reckless Jack: Yeah, I heard rumors but I didn't know it was gonna be true. Oh well, we can still kick his ass here. Just here we have a little more freeway with everything. No backstage bullshit.
Jay Williams: We have that here...Amy almost punched out CD the other day because he waved to her.
Another silence happens...
Reckless Jack: When does CD wave at somebody?
Jay Williams: I have no idea...
Amy chimes in.
Amy Skye-Williams: He was looking at me funny...the bastard.
Reckless Jack: Sorry Jay...you're boned.
Jay Williams: Whatever, let's just get to the next people on this freakin' list.
Reckless Jack: Gotcha, captain dickweed.
Jack hands Jay another sheet to which Jay starts reading from.
Jay Williams: Hmm...the next person on our list is Nikki. It says here that she likes tango dancing, yoga, and that she's a cheerleader. Let's meet Nikki...
Jack and Jay see as Nikki walks into the room and sits down.
Jack and Jay nod in agreement that she doesn't look bad. Amy, reading a magazine, looks up and sees Nikki for a second.
Amy Skye-Williams: You look familar.
Jack and Jay look over to Amy, completely randomly, wondering where the hell she came from but go back to business.
Jay Williams: So...Nikki. How are you?
Nikki: Doing just fine.
Jay Williams: So, do you have any unique talents you would like to show us?
Nikki: Umm...actually I do?
Reckless Jack: Can we see, miss.
Nikki: Ummm...sure.
She ends up going into her bag and pulls out a huge knife. Jack and Jay move back a little bit before Jack whispers...
Reckless Jack: I think she's a masochistic.
Jay Williams: And you think that's hot?
Nikki ends up cutting a deep gash into her forearm and then shows Jay and Jack the cut, some blood running down her arm, but then...THE CUT CLOSES UP! Jay and Jack are completely shocked.
Jay Williams and Reckless Jack: OH MY GOD!
Nikki: Yeah...neat isn't it?
Reckless Jack: Sorry, honey...yeah umm...i'm not into the capabaility of the word "freak" so...i'm gonna have to let you go.
Jack pushes the "play" button, to which Spanish Flea comes on again
Jay Williams: Nikki, get the FUDGE out!
Nikki stands up
Nikki: Oh well. I have to save some guy from exploding the world anyways.
Jay Williams: Doesn't matter and...nah, i'm not going to spoil it for everyone out there.
Reckless Jack: Good call.
Jay and Jack end up sighing as Amy closes up her magazine.
Amy Skye-Williams: Told you she looked familiar.
Reckless Jack and Jay Williams: SHUT UP!
Amy ends up giving them an evil eye and walks away...possibly to the bathroom or something. Jay and Jack look through the list of entries and pulls out the next one from up top.
Jay Williams: Next person we have on the list is...Chloe. Her turn on's include smarts, and horseback riding. Turn off's are bad hygeine and too much depression in one human being.
Reckless Jack: Well fuck that...
Jay Williams: Don't know, she seems nice.
Chloe walks into the room.
Immediately Jack and Jay move back screaming.
Reckless Jack: AHHHHH!
Jay Williams: GOOD GOD MAN!
Jack tries to push the "Play" button but can't get to it.
Jay Williams: Push the "play" button.
Reckless Jack: I'm trying to, it won't play.
Jay Williams: Fuck, it must be broken. Umm...umm...
Jay throws the boombox at Chloe's head, knocking her out immediately. Jack goes over as him and Jay drag her out of the building and throw her into the dumpster as they look on for any unsuspecting people. Nope, no one. They walk back inside and sit back down as Amy walks in.
Amy Skye-Williams: What was that all about? Heard you guys screaming.
Jay Williams: You remember that scene in the movie Beetlejuice where when the two folk meet him for the first time, he scares them to death with that face? (Fast forward to 3:50 to get the reference)
Amy Skye-Williams: Yeeeeah.
Jay Williams: We saw worse.
Amy Skye-Williams: Yeeesh.
Amy sits back down as the three of them are still sitting there.
Reckless Jack: And I thought are opponents for Timebomb were fucking scary.
Jay Williams: I know...The Xtreme One and the Violent One. I mean, not scary as in "we should fear ourselves", but scary as in "You have to be fucking kidding me" Kind of like Jason X compared to the first Friday the 13th. Then again, when he froze that bitch's face and smashed her face against the wall until it shattered, that was cool...plus the sleeping bag kill. Fuckin' hilarious and...
Reckless Jack: Can we get back to the matter at hand here?
Jay Williams: Sorry, i'm a movie buff. Anyways, if these two grade school morons think that they're in some dream world like you said Jack, then you are so freakin' wrong guys. You are in this little place called Earth. Where wars are going on, stupid ass celebrities are getting half the jail time because she prob. blew the judge, and people are stupider than you might think. I'll let you think about it from there. But if you want to go around, calling us stupid names like Jay Fag and...what was your name, Jack?
Reckless Jack: Reckless Bitch.
Jay Williams: If you wanna go around calling us that, thinking that we don't mean business, you're still wrong. So what? We're doing this thing for the hell of it. Not really because Jack needs to get some tail so he can get big and strong like Popeye, but that's not the truth here. We know our ways around that wrestling ring, we've wrestled against each other and as a team, so don't think that since we've busted some old ass guys in a squash match, doesn't mean that we don't have experience...because we do. Another thing, Jack...I wanted to mention this to you.
Reckless Jack: What's up, man?
Jay Williams: Know how you said that "who else would jump off a 50 foot tron screen to win a match. You know anyone?". Umm...I actually know somebody else.
Reckless Jack: Who?
Jay Williams: Me. Yes, me...sure it was the other way around and I got kicked off the tron onto the floor below, but still...I know the experience from that. Ask my "teacher".
Reckless Jack: I will...once he joins up here since the [edited for legal reasons] is done anyways.
Jay Williams: Damn right.
Amy Skye-Williams: You guys going to finish up...I wanna go to bed.
Jay Williams: Then go to bed.
Amy Skye-Williams: Fair enough...later assholes.
Reckless Jack: Night, honey.
Jay Williams: Night, love you.
Amy leaves as Jack and Jay remain there, ready to interview the last two people. TBC, bitches.
Jay Williams: You touch that food, and I swear, this knife is going into your mouth.
Amy Skye-Williams: But....but....but...
Jay Williams: I'm sure there's a hot dog vendor out there or something.
Amy ends up running off, only a cloud of her shape still remains as Jack gets his feet off the table.
Reckless Jack: You shouldn't get angry at a pregnant woman like that, trust me...I know.
Jay interrupts Jack.
Jay Williams: Oh fuck, no you don't. When your wife was pregnant, she was still nailing guys left and right, think I don't know that because I do, so shut the fuck up, it's my life I have to deal with, not yours. So shut up.
A minute long silence appears, while Amy comes back with a hot dog.....
Reckless Jack: So I guess i'm not going to be the godfather of your child.
Amy spits out her food.
Amy Skye-Williams: WHAT?!
Jay Williams: Nothing Ames, and NO JACK! You weren't even gonna be the godfather to begin with.
Reckless Jack: I figured I know who is...it's your "teacher" isn't it?
Jay Williams: Actually i'm not sure. Speaking of him, did you hear about Spike Kane joining up here?
Reckless Jack: Yeah, I heard rumors but I didn't know it was gonna be true. Oh well, we can still kick his ass here. Just here we have a little more freeway with everything. No backstage bullshit.
Jay Williams: We have that here...Amy almost punched out CD the other day because he waved to her.
Another silence happens...
Reckless Jack: When does CD wave at somebody?
Jay Williams: I have no idea...
Amy chimes in.
Amy Skye-Williams: He was looking at me funny...the bastard.
Reckless Jack: Sorry Jay...you're boned.
Jay Williams: Whatever, let's just get to the next people on this freakin' list.
Reckless Jack: Gotcha, captain dickweed.
Jack hands Jay another sheet to which Jay starts reading from.
Jay Williams: Hmm...the next person on our list is Nikki. It says here that she likes tango dancing, yoga, and that she's a cheerleader. Let's meet Nikki...
Jack and Jay see as Nikki walks into the room and sits down.
Jack and Jay nod in agreement that she doesn't look bad. Amy, reading a magazine, looks up and sees Nikki for a second.
Amy Skye-Williams: You look familar.
Jack and Jay look over to Amy, completely randomly, wondering where the hell she came from but go back to business.
Jay Williams: So...Nikki. How are you?
Nikki: Doing just fine.
Jay Williams: So, do you have any unique talents you would like to show us?
Nikki: Umm...actually I do?
Reckless Jack: Can we see, miss.
Nikki: Ummm...sure.
She ends up going into her bag and pulls out a huge knife. Jack and Jay move back a little bit before Jack whispers...
Reckless Jack: I think she's a masochistic.
Jay Williams: And you think that's hot?
Nikki ends up cutting a deep gash into her forearm and then shows Jay and Jack the cut, some blood running down her arm, but then...THE CUT CLOSES UP! Jay and Jack are completely shocked.
Jay Williams and Reckless Jack: OH MY GOD!
Nikki: Yeah...neat isn't it?
Reckless Jack: Sorry, honey...yeah umm...i'm not into the capabaility of the word "freak" so...i'm gonna have to let you go.
Jack pushes the "play" button, to which Spanish Flea comes on again
Jay Williams: Nikki, get the FUDGE out!
Nikki stands up
Nikki: Oh well. I have to save some guy from exploding the world anyways.
Jay Williams: Doesn't matter and...nah, i'm not going to spoil it for everyone out there.
Reckless Jack: Good call.
Jay and Jack end up sighing as Amy closes up her magazine.
Amy Skye-Williams: Told you she looked familiar.
Reckless Jack and Jay Williams: SHUT UP!
Amy ends up giving them an evil eye and walks away...possibly to the bathroom or something. Jay and Jack look through the list of entries and pulls out the next one from up top.
Jay Williams: Next person we have on the list is...Chloe. Her turn on's include smarts, and horseback riding. Turn off's are bad hygeine and too much depression in one human being.
Reckless Jack: Well fuck that...
Jay Williams: Don't know, she seems nice.
Chloe walks into the room.
Immediately Jack and Jay move back screaming.
Reckless Jack: AHHHHH!
Jay Williams: GOOD GOD MAN!
Jack tries to push the "Play" button but can't get to it.
Jay Williams: Push the "play" button.
Reckless Jack: I'm trying to, it won't play.
Jay Williams: Fuck, it must be broken. Umm...umm...
Jay throws the boombox at Chloe's head, knocking her out immediately. Jack goes over as him and Jay drag her out of the building and throw her into the dumpster as they look on for any unsuspecting people. Nope, no one. They walk back inside and sit back down as Amy walks in.
Amy Skye-Williams: What was that all about? Heard you guys screaming.
Jay Williams: You remember that scene in the movie Beetlejuice where when the two folk meet him for the first time, he scares them to death with that face? (Fast forward to 3:50 to get the reference)
Amy Skye-Williams: Yeeeeah.
Jay Williams: We saw worse.
Amy Skye-Williams: Yeeesh.
Amy sits back down as the three of them are still sitting there.
Reckless Jack: And I thought are opponents for Timebomb were fucking scary.
Jay Williams: I know...The Xtreme One and the Violent One. I mean, not scary as in "we should fear ourselves", but scary as in "You have to be fucking kidding me" Kind of like Jason X compared to the first Friday the 13th. Then again, when he froze that bitch's face and smashed her face against the wall until it shattered, that was cool...plus the sleeping bag kill. Fuckin' hilarious and...
Reckless Jack: Can we get back to the matter at hand here?
Jay Williams: Sorry, i'm a movie buff. Anyways, if these two grade school morons think that they're in some dream world like you said Jack, then you are so freakin' wrong guys. You are in this little place called Earth. Where wars are going on, stupid ass celebrities are getting half the jail time because she prob. blew the judge, and people are stupider than you might think. I'll let you think about it from there. But if you want to go around, calling us stupid names like Jay Fag and...what was your name, Jack?
Reckless Jack: Reckless Bitch.
Jay Williams: If you wanna go around calling us that, thinking that we don't mean business, you're still wrong. So what? We're doing this thing for the hell of it. Not really because Jack needs to get some tail so he can get big and strong like Popeye, but that's not the truth here. We know our ways around that wrestling ring, we've wrestled against each other and as a team, so don't think that since we've busted some old ass guys in a squash match, doesn't mean that we don't have experience...because we do. Another thing, Jack...I wanted to mention this to you.
Reckless Jack: What's up, man?
Jay Williams: Know how you said that "who else would jump off a 50 foot tron screen to win a match. You know anyone?". Umm...I actually know somebody else.
Reckless Jack: Who?
Jay Williams: Me. Yes, me...sure it was the other way around and I got kicked off the tron onto the floor below, but still...I know the experience from that. Ask my "teacher".
Reckless Jack: I will...once he joins up here since the [edited for legal reasons] is done anyways.
Jay Williams: Damn right.
Amy Skye-Williams: You guys going to finish up...I wanna go to bed.
Jay Williams: Then go to bed.
Amy Skye-Williams: Fair enough...later assholes.
Reckless Jack: Night, honey.
Jay Williams: Night, love you.
Amy leaves as Jack and Jay remain there, ready to interview the last two people. TBC, bitches.
