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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2016 18:44:11 GMT -5
In the Latest WCF News
Two have gone missing after the most recent vintage promo from "The Heavy Metal Machine" including a camera man and a merchandise vendor.
Police have been notified but at the time of the video's posting and the time in which it was reported that both men went missing, it has been more then 3 days, so they literally could be anywhere.
Police also speculate that one or both men could be dead, however "The Heavy Metal Machine" points out that according to his contract, he has the right to do whatever he wants with in the confines of the WCF, so if either men are dead then according to him, "Oh well."
Seth L. has yet to make a statement.
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jun 8, 2016 21:57:39 GMT -5
YO, STR8 up. Another one of them "hardcore and brUwding" types. GEEE.. he must not care about human life.
" Oh well"
LOL
Dude U SOOO EDGY
all the EMO 10 year old must want to be like " The Heavy Metal Machine"
And they can listen to Tool or Black Veil Brides and cut themselves
Official statement from WCF.. here check it.
" LOL..FGTs"
Legit. Ain't no one givin 2 shits if you broke one shit intah 3 pieces
PWI, get a hobby... this Logan cawk suckah iz the drizzle shits
Here, I got that new 2016 dictionary joint
Drizzle Shits:
(n) See, " The Heavy Metal FGT" New Logan
I tried to contact Logan for details but he was too busy getting azz fucked by this post
LOL
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Post by AdamYoung on Jun 8, 2016 22:03:11 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2016 22:58:41 GMT -5
YO, STR8 up. Another one of them "hardcore and brUwding" types. GEEE.. he must not care about human life. " Oh well" LOL Dude U SOOO EDGY all the EMO 10 year old must want to be like " The Heavy Metal Machine" And they can listen to Tool or Black Veil Brides and cut themselves Official statement from WCF.. here check it. " LOL..FGTs" Legit. Ain't no one givin 2 shits if you broke one shit intah 3 pieces PWI, get a hobby... this Logan cawk suckah iz the drizzle shits Here, I got that new 2016 dictionary joint Drizzle Shits: (n) See, " The Heavy Metal FGT" New Logan I tried to contact Logan for details but he was too busy getting azz fucked by this post LOL @cock Fear not, my Crazy Kids, this one has yet to drink my Special Pomegranate Eggplant Remedy Mix. Sooner or later, Zombie will choke on this. #ResistanceIsFutile |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jun 8, 2016 23:13:36 GMT -5
YO, STR8 up. Another one of them "hardcore and brUwding" types. GEEE.. he must not care about human life. " Oh well" LOL Dude U SOOO EDGY all the EMO 10 year old must want to be like " The Heavy Metal Machine" And they can listen to Tool or Black Veil Brides and cut themselves Official statement from WCF.. here check it. " LOL..FGTs" Legit. Ain't no one givin 2 shits if you broke one shit intah 3 pieces PWI, get a hobby... this Logan cawk suckah iz the drizzle shits Here, I got that new 2016 dictionary joint Drizzle Shits: (n) See, " The Heavy Metal FGT" New Logan I tried to contact Logan for details but he was too busy getting azz fucked by this post LOL @cock Fear not, my Crazy Kids, this one has yet to drink my Special Pomegranate Eggplant Remedy Mix. Sooner or later, Zombie will choke on this. #ResistanceIsFutile I promise you, you'll enjoy this  |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jun 9, 2016 0:28:10 GMT -5
YO, New Logan. I'mma keep it a hunnit wit chu. If you think that the world up in the dub cares that you " Killed " 2 scrub-a-dubs up in The Dub, then you.. you seriously gotta read that fine print up in yo sandy, crusty, vagified KUNT-tract. STR8 UP. 1. and right off the fuckin dome piece, Oblivion. Go peep that shit. and he ( SOMEHOW ) became world champ 2. ya boi, Ol' Z.. immortal. 3. a couple months ago I tossed a dude into a volcano -> on TV -> on PPV -> cuz dats how ol' Z rolls But I mean.. Hey.. you're about as edgy as pillow is in jello factory Still waitin for you to body me, doe. Hit me up when dat purple drank be ready. Yo, hit me up when that resistance be futile as a mother fucker LOL spoilers: its not and it wont check your bullshit Gfed white privilege at the fuckin door cuz if you be the best that place had to offer.. Gawd Damn... I'd go undefeated in that place wait hold on... yup. sources confirmed that ZMAC has gone undefeated in Gfed. having won the real world title back in 96 and holding it until 2027 when a galactic space mutant gobbles the shit up and ol' Z has to fend that shit off with a broom handle and the May 1983 copy of TV Guide. Or should I take a few seconds and ask your ex-wife? Hound you for 15 mill LOL nig, if you dont care about human life or -> let me rephrase ( LOL fuck you ) -> " dont care" about " human life" for like an easy 10K you coulda got a dude to cap her. Though... that woulda been a cop. I mean, if'n you really wanted her dead. she'd be dead. Ain't no bitch up in here k-k-k-kummin after ol' Z's cash wallet ( LOL I aint got one. ) Shee-it.. I live in a fuckin dumpster and I'm still killin' it at life. but chu.. " Gah, wife needs 15 mil and I have 2 dead bodies on my heads" Cuz you suck. you're a dude that cant slove problems. you prolly the dude that cant decide what he wants on his sammy J from Subway at 3 in the aftah noon and they got a special going. That 6 inch meatball be 2.50 and you still ain't got a fuckin clue You aint wit it. But you know... you gone clip klop me with stank azz Sunny D and some flinstone vitimins. You do you.. but ol' Z.. he gonna what he do best LOL FGT  |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2016 1:07:45 GMT -5
@gamerguisensei
Those guys knew the risks of working in the Dub. I wish my condolences to their families, since it may be possible that the biggest douche nozzle since Nathan "Imperfect Asshat" Chambers may have something to do with their disappearances. #SadDay
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Post by AdamYoung on Jun 9, 2016 1:14:26 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2016 20:18:08 GMT -5
PWI news update for June 9, 2016
WCF Backstage rumoros abound caused the Local police to be called in what was being dubbed a double murder. Turns out no one was actually killed, and now police are investigating the person who made the call.
In a recent video to the WCF youtube channel, superstar "The Heavy Metal Machine" Logan had seemingly killed a man, aimlessly firing off rounds from his .45 magnum, and as the video went black, speculation ran amock that he killed both men, promting some viewers of the video to call the police, including some WCF superstars.
Turns out the two men where not only alive, but have joined the Cult Of Crazy Kids, a psychotic cult full of people ranging of all ages who just so happen to enjoy seeing others being tortured.
One of the superstars who has been firing shots at this cult has been WCFs own Zombie DankNorris, who also took shots at us here at PWI.
We like to keep an air of professionalism here at PWI, however, we believe the rantings of the mind of a grown man on twitter should not resemble those of a middle school 12 year old who can't even spell the word faggot, and feel it necessisary to point out that this man is either drunk or high as a kite.
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jun 10, 2016 0:14:08 GMT -5
clearly PWI isnt familiar with WCF or else it would know that we do shit like that on the reg
and that The Heavy Metal Machine is a Faggot o' the highest order.
But I guess a 15 million dollar contract just to go wash with the ex wife that he could have kilt is just too " high profile" for us simpletons here in the Dub
Whats that? WE're one of the longest running feds in existence? We have a rich and telling history that is uncomprimisable to our character?
WHats that? Logans a FGT?
Well, yah. We knew that.
This special little snow flake just hasnt realized how far into the pits of hell he's fallen.
But he will
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Post by Seth on Jun 10, 2016 1:32:26 GMT -5
@sethhatestwitter
I don't understand why the WCF Galaxy can't accept our newest, greatest, and simply our best new signee.
@loganisthebest #LoganForever
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