Post by Jeff Purse on Jun 5, 2016 16:37:44 GMT -5
A champion needs a motivation above and beyond winning.
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Jeff Purse and Kari Kendall had just had a baby, Jeff had decided to retire from wrestling but of course, like every time he decided enough was enough, enough wasn't enough, because something dragged him back in. What was that? Trio's. The Trio tournament. With the trio tournament came back a big star that Jeff had always been close with...Polar Phantasm. Plus the option to team with Polar and Steve Orbit...the draw was too much for Jeff. Because not only would he be able to team with his super cool bro's, he would be able to have a chance at either the WCF Tag Team Championships or the WCF World Championship. Either way, it would be his chance to get a second chance at one of those titles. So he took it the chance.
Anyway, Kari didn't like that too well. In fact, it really pissed her off, and since then she has been pretty upset with him. She felt as though it was somewhat of a betrayal because he promised to help out around the house and with the baby more. Jeff felt like she was over reacting because he was the one who cleaned the house anyway, and he always helps with the baby when he is home. However, he got a mixed signal cause he was gonna quit when WCF imploded and Kari made the call to enter him into this tournament we have now. She said she was just doing her job as his manager.
So what did she do? She made a couples counseling appointment for them. Of course. So while Jeff's mom watched little baby Patrick Gage Purse while Kari and Jeff attending therapy. You would be happy to know, however, that she did not schedule the appointment with Jeff's sex-crazed, insane psychiatrist, Dr. Stella Montgomery. No, she was too fucked up. Kari made an appointment with Dr. Montgomery's sister, Dr. Beatrice Montgomery...so...that will be fun. So...thats where we are now...
Dr. Beatrice Montgomery: So, why don't we start with a little role playing, huh? Jeff you be Kari, and Kari you respond as Jeff. Ok?
Jeff shrugged and crossed his arms. So Kari did the same thing.
Kari Kendall: My name is Jeff and I don't want to do couples counseling because I am perfect even though I am one of the furthest things away from PERFECT!
Jeff looked at Kari with evil intent in his eyes.
Jeff Purse: Well I am Kari and I don't want Jeff to work.
Kari Kendall: I don't have to work because I am Jeff Purse and I OWN a company which makes and sells bikes and bike accessories and I could work at that company full time and have regular hours like a regular person.
Jeff Purse: I am Kari and I can't understand that Jeff clearly needs to do this. Because Jeff hasn't done everything he has wanted to do. It wasn't his idea to get me pregnant.
Kari Kendall: Oh you son of a bitch! It wasn't my idea to get pregnant you asshole.
Jeff Purse: See, see that is what she does, she calls me names and I think it is kinda of rude.
Kari Kendall: Yeah, it is rude Jeff. You know what else is rude? When I am eating and you are sweeping the crumbs OFF OF MY PLATE!
Jeff Purse: YOU KNOW I NEED TO CLEAN!
Dr. Beatrice Montgomery: Now get naked.
Kari Kendall: And another thing! I...wait what?
Jeff Purse: Yeah, what the hell did you just say?
Dr. Beatrice Montgomery smiles nervously.
Dr. Beatrice Montgomery: Um, I said sit down and relax. No need to raise your voices.
Jeff Purse: Look, I know it might be shitty of me, you know, to keep going back. But...its just...
Kari Kendall: I don't care that you are gone Jeff, you aren't gone that much and I can handle the baby. Its not that.
Jeff Purse: Well, what is it then?
Kari Kendall: Its...Jeff when you were facing Nathan I thought-
She stops and wipes her eyes, because she started to sob a little bit thinking about what it was that she was afraid of. He shakes his head and wipes her eye, tilting her head up toward him.
Jeff Purse: Look, Kari, I love you. Ok? And I love Patrick. And I promise, I PROMISE, I will never, ever, ever get taken away from you, ok? You guys mean too much to me. I won't let that happen.
Kari Kendall: Jeff, he tried to stab you.
Jeff Purse: Yeah, but look at me, I am about to be World Champion for a second time. Look, Kari, seriously. There is nothing in this world that could take me away from you guys. Ok?
Kari Kendall: I just don't want to lose you.
Jeff Purse: You won't.
He pulls her in and kisses her softly.
Dr. Beatrice Montgomery: Oh yeah rub her titty!
Jeff breaks the kiss.
Jeff Purse: What the fuck did you say?
Dr. Beatrice rips open her own shirt to reveal her boobs just flopping around without a bra. Kari screams.
Jeff Purse: What are you doing?
Dr. Beatrice Montgomery: I am so fucking HORNY!! Suck on her titty!
Jeff Purse: Kari, lets get the fuck out of here please?
Kari Kendall: Yes, please.
Jeff grabs Kari's hand as they run off back to the car. As they pass reception the biller tries to get them to pay for their visit, however, they just run right out, chased out by Dr. Beatrice Montgomery.
Biller: Uh...Doctor?
Dr. Beatrice Montgomery: What, Chelsea?
Biller Chelsea: Um, maybe if you stopped doing that we would make some money, just saying.
Dr. Beatrice Montgomery: Shut up Chelsea. You're fired.
Biller Chelsea: Thank god.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=Saturday Night before Slam=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Jeff is sitting on his porch on the swing they have there. He is going to drive up to the show in the morning because he lived in PA, though being billed from Venice Beach. That is where he grew up, but has since moved to the farm which is located in PA. The thing he liked best about the state? The hills. He loved the damn hills. The camera zooms in on him a little more than it already was.
Jeff Purse: Let me say first and foremost, WCF is my home. WCF is where I became who I am today. WCF made me. WCF is the reason all of you know my name, the thing that I have looked forward to in my life, the thing that I have always wanted to do I have done here in WCF. I will always be in WCF, because, you know, its my mother fucking home. And the man I am going up against tomorrow? Oblivion? Well that motherfucker feels the exact same way I do about the WCF. As many times as either of us may take a break, or go away, we will always, ALWAYS come back...because WCF...WCF is home.
I have bled and sweat and urinated on popcorn for this company. I have given this company everything I have, and this company has been very, very good to me. War winner. World champ. Hardcore champ. TV champ. US Champ. Tag Champ. Trios champ. There isn't much in this company that I haven't done. Because we both are fucking awesome, me and this company. I would go out on a limb and say for sure I will be a Hall of Famer here in the WCF, at some point in my life, I will be inducted into that prestigious hall. Just like Oblivion will be.
Oblivion and I have a lot in common. We both have given everything to this company. We both have had a long and lustrous career in this company. We both have teamed with NightRider before. We both have gone against Gravedigger. We both have run and been in stables. BUT there is a clear and HUGE difference...I am not a raping, murdering, deranged monster like Oblivion. I am a good, kind, awesome, hot, sexy, amazing, talented, great, incredible, young guy.
Oblivion you know as well as I do how this is going to go. You are going to come out and try to beat me up, and I am going to move around the ring more than your ass can keep up with me, you will get tired, I'll give you The Spoke, which just so happens to be the most out of nowhere, best superkick in the business. I mean, literally Oblivion, when you least expect it, I can come out of fucking nowhere and destroy your head and face with that kick.
Its going to be a piece of cake for me. Even with my calf being a little and somewhat still injured, you are going to get your ass kicked today. Because you aren't anything, anymore, Oblivion. You have flipped flopped who you were so many times, I have trouble keeping up with what you are. Are some girl? Are you the same Obi from before? Are you Katherine Phoenix's sex thing? Are you 'BroSeablivion' running around not fitting in with Beach Krew? No, no, this Sunday, you are Oblivion, the three year long, biggest, grandest Purse Jobber.
So I hope you enjoyed holding that belt for a week. Because thats all the time you are going to get with it. Because I am going to whip your ass tomorrow and I am going to fucking be Jeff Mother Fucking Purse, the two time mother fucking World Champion. I will beat you like I do everytime we are in the ring together, and then I am going to stand over you with that belt held high above my head, and you will be looking up at me holding what you think is 'your' title up in the air, and WCF will FINALLY have the champion it deserves but most importantly, the champion it needs.
WCF is on the comeback, Jeff Purse is on the comeback....Oblivion...well...you are going to regret ever stepping foot inside the ring against me again. Oblivion? Welcome to The Future.
Jeff winks at the camera and gets up to go inside his house. The scene slowly fades to black.
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Jeff Purse and Kari Kendall had just had a baby, Jeff had decided to retire from wrestling but of course, like every time he decided enough was enough, enough wasn't enough, because something dragged him back in. What was that? Trio's. The Trio tournament. With the trio tournament came back a big star that Jeff had always been close with...Polar Phantasm. Plus the option to team with Polar and Steve Orbit...the draw was too much for Jeff. Because not only would he be able to team with his super cool bro's, he would be able to have a chance at either the WCF Tag Team Championships or the WCF World Championship. Either way, it would be his chance to get a second chance at one of those titles. So he took it the chance.
Anyway, Kari didn't like that too well. In fact, it really pissed her off, and since then she has been pretty upset with him. She felt as though it was somewhat of a betrayal because he promised to help out around the house and with the baby more. Jeff felt like she was over reacting because he was the one who cleaned the house anyway, and he always helps with the baby when he is home. However, he got a mixed signal cause he was gonna quit when WCF imploded and Kari made the call to enter him into this tournament we have now. She said she was just doing her job as his manager.
So what did she do? She made a couples counseling appointment for them. Of course. So while Jeff's mom watched little baby Patrick Gage Purse while Kari and Jeff attending therapy. You would be happy to know, however, that she did not schedule the appointment with Jeff's sex-crazed, insane psychiatrist, Dr. Stella Montgomery. No, she was too fucked up. Kari made an appointment with Dr. Montgomery's sister, Dr. Beatrice Montgomery...so...that will be fun. So...thats where we are now...
Dr. Beatrice Montgomery: So, why don't we start with a little role playing, huh? Jeff you be Kari, and Kari you respond as Jeff. Ok?
Jeff shrugged and crossed his arms. So Kari did the same thing.
Kari Kendall: My name is Jeff and I don't want to do couples counseling because I am perfect even though I am one of the furthest things away from PERFECT!
Jeff looked at Kari with evil intent in his eyes.
Jeff Purse: Well I am Kari and I don't want Jeff to work.
Kari Kendall: I don't have to work because I am Jeff Purse and I OWN a company which makes and sells bikes and bike accessories and I could work at that company full time and have regular hours like a regular person.
Jeff Purse: I am Kari and I can't understand that Jeff clearly needs to do this. Because Jeff hasn't done everything he has wanted to do. It wasn't his idea to get me pregnant.
Kari Kendall: Oh you son of a bitch! It wasn't my idea to get pregnant you asshole.
Jeff Purse: See, see that is what she does, she calls me names and I think it is kinda of rude.
Kari Kendall: Yeah, it is rude Jeff. You know what else is rude? When I am eating and you are sweeping the crumbs OFF OF MY PLATE!
Jeff Purse: YOU KNOW I NEED TO CLEAN!
Dr. Beatrice Montgomery: Now get naked.
Kari Kendall: And another thing! I...wait what?
Jeff Purse: Yeah, what the hell did you just say?
Dr. Beatrice Montgomery smiles nervously.
Dr. Beatrice Montgomery: Um, I said sit down and relax. No need to raise your voices.
Jeff Purse: Look, I know it might be shitty of me, you know, to keep going back. But...its just...
Kari Kendall: I don't care that you are gone Jeff, you aren't gone that much and I can handle the baby. Its not that.
Jeff Purse: Well, what is it then?
Kari Kendall: Its...Jeff when you were facing Nathan I thought-
She stops and wipes her eyes, because she started to sob a little bit thinking about what it was that she was afraid of. He shakes his head and wipes her eye, tilting her head up toward him.
Jeff Purse: Look, Kari, I love you. Ok? And I love Patrick. And I promise, I PROMISE, I will never, ever, ever get taken away from you, ok? You guys mean too much to me. I won't let that happen.
Kari Kendall: Jeff, he tried to stab you.
Jeff Purse: Yeah, but look at me, I am about to be World Champion for a second time. Look, Kari, seriously. There is nothing in this world that could take me away from you guys. Ok?
Kari Kendall: I just don't want to lose you.
Jeff Purse: You won't.
He pulls her in and kisses her softly.
Dr. Beatrice Montgomery: Oh yeah rub her titty!
Jeff breaks the kiss.
Jeff Purse: What the fuck did you say?
Dr. Beatrice rips open her own shirt to reveal her boobs just flopping around without a bra. Kari screams.
Jeff Purse: What are you doing?
Dr. Beatrice Montgomery: I am so fucking HORNY!! Suck on her titty!
Jeff Purse: Kari, lets get the fuck out of here please?
Kari Kendall: Yes, please.
Jeff grabs Kari's hand as they run off back to the car. As they pass reception the biller tries to get them to pay for their visit, however, they just run right out, chased out by Dr. Beatrice Montgomery.
Biller: Uh...Doctor?
Dr. Beatrice Montgomery: What, Chelsea?
Biller Chelsea: Um, maybe if you stopped doing that we would make some money, just saying.
Dr. Beatrice Montgomery: Shut up Chelsea. You're fired.
Biller Chelsea: Thank god.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=Saturday Night before Slam=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Jeff is sitting on his porch on the swing they have there. He is going to drive up to the show in the morning because he lived in PA, though being billed from Venice Beach. That is where he grew up, but has since moved to the farm which is located in PA. The thing he liked best about the state? The hills. He loved the damn hills. The camera zooms in on him a little more than it already was.
Jeff Purse: Let me say first and foremost, WCF is my home. WCF is where I became who I am today. WCF made me. WCF is the reason all of you know my name, the thing that I have looked forward to in my life, the thing that I have always wanted to do I have done here in WCF. I will always be in WCF, because, you know, its my mother fucking home. And the man I am going up against tomorrow? Oblivion? Well that motherfucker feels the exact same way I do about the WCF. As many times as either of us may take a break, or go away, we will always, ALWAYS come back...because WCF...WCF is home.
I have bled and sweat and urinated on popcorn for this company. I have given this company everything I have, and this company has been very, very good to me. War winner. World champ. Hardcore champ. TV champ. US Champ. Tag Champ. Trios champ. There isn't much in this company that I haven't done. Because we both are fucking awesome, me and this company. I would go out on a limb and say for sure I will be a Hall of Famer here in the WCF, at some point in my life, I will be inducted into that prestigious hall. Just like Oblivion will be.
Oblivion and I have a lot in common. We both have given everything to this company. We both have had a long and lustrous career in this company. We both have teamed with NightRider before. We both have gone against Gravedigger. We both have run and been in stables. BUT there is a clear and HUGE difference...I am not a raping, murdering, deranged monster like Oblivion. I am a good, kind, awesome, hot, sexy, amazing, talented, great, incredible, young guy.
Oblivion you know as well as I do how this is going to go. You are going to come out and try to beat me up, and I am going to move around the ring more than your ass can keep up with me, you will get tired, I'll give you The Spoke, which just so happens to be the most out of nowhere, best superkick in the business. I mean, literally Oblivion, when you least expect it, I can come out of fucking nowhere and destroy your head and face with that kick.
Its going to be a piece of cake for me. Even with my calf being a little and somewhat still injured, you are going to get your ass kicked today. Because you aren't anything, anymore, Oblivion. You have flipped flopped who you were so many times, I have trouble keeping up with what you are. Are some girl? Are you the same Obi from before? Are you Katherine Phoenix's sex thing? Are you 'BroSeablivion' running around not fitting in with Beach Krew? No, no, this Sunday, you are Oblivion, the three year long, biggest, grandest Purse Jobber.
So I hope you enjoyed holding that belt for a week. Because thats all the time you are going to get with it. Because I am going to whip your ass tomorrow and I am going to fucking be Jeff Mother Fucking Purse, the two time mother fucking World Champion. I will beat you like I do everytime we are in the ring together, and then I am going to stand over you with that belt held high above my head, and you will be looking up at me holding what you think is 'your' title up in the air, and WCF will FINALLY have the champion it deserves but most importantly, the champion it needs.
WCF is on the comeback, Jeff Purse is on the comeback....Oblivion...well...you are going to regret ever stepping foot inside the ring against me again. Oblivion? Welcome to The Future.
Jeff winks at the camera and gets up to go inside his house. The scene slowly fades to black.
