Post by draxdurant on Jun 5, 2016 7:51:11 GMT -5
*Drax Durant’s Underground Hiding Spot*
Loyal Subject 1: You lost last week, you are not fit to be a leader. I question your ability.
Drax Durant: How dare you! Last week I did not lose. See me and Excalibur were not on the same team. The way I see it, it was 2v2v1v1 weird stipulation, I know, but no matter how you put I didnt get pinned last week. Therefore the Straight Edge Savior himself did not lose. I am everyone's superior. My loyal subjects bow down to the straight edge savior. Don’t you ever question my greatness ever again. I will exterminate every one who doesn't fit the Straight Edge agenda. And you my loyal subjects will help me.
Loyal Subject 2: But how can we help, we are nothing in comparison to your greatness.
Drax Durant: You shall go to every liquor store, every corner store, every restaurant, every pub, every barbecue, every party, every Wal-Mart, every place that serves Alcoholic Beverages and sells cigarettes, every place that is against the Straight Edge Lifestyle. Bye bye pot brownies.
Loyal Subject 3: I will spread the message to the others.
Drax Durant: Good I will cleanse the Earth. It won't take long.
Loyal Subject 1: What will you be doing, I must ask.
Drax Durant: I, the Straight Edge Savior, have a number one contenders match. Tell Teddy Boy I’m coming for his championship, For I am the peoples champ. After they see how great being straight edge is they will come to their senses, and join the many, many… of my loyal Subjects.
Drax Durant: One more thing My opponents in this match are simply put, stepping stones on my way to showing the WCF just how great Straight Edge Savior really is.
Drax Durant: Excalibur & Jon Davenport first, then Teddy Blaze, Slowly but surely I will make my way to the top of the WCF mountains. Catch me if you can.
Loyal Subject 1: You lost last week, you are not fit to be a leader. I question your ability.
Drax Durant: How dare you! Last week I did not lose. See me and Excalibur were not on the same team. The way I see it, it was 2v2v1v1 weird stipulation, I know, but no matter how you put I didnt get pinned last week. Therefore the Straight Edge Savior himself did not lose. I am everyone's superior. My loyal subjects bow down to the straight edge savior. Don’t you ever question my greatness ever again. I will exterminate every one who doesn't fit the Straight Edge agenda. And you my loyal subjects will help me.
Loyal Subject 2: But how can we help, we are nothing in comparison to your greatness.
Drax Durant: You shall go to every liquor store, every corner store, every restaurant, every pub, every barbecue, every party, every Wal-Mart, every place that serves Alcoholic Beverages and sells cigarettes, every place that is against the Straight Edge Lifestyle. Bye bye pot brownies.
Loyal Subject 3: I will spread the message to the others.
Drax Durant: Good I will cleanse the Earth. It won't take long.
Loyal Subject 1: What will you be doing, I must ask.
Drax Durant: I, the Straight Edge Savior, have a number one contenders match. Tell Teddy Boy I’m coming for his championship, For I am the peoples champ. After they see how great being straight edge is they will come to their senses, and join the many, many… of my loyal Subjects.
Drax Durant: One more thing My opponents in this match are simply put, stepping stones on my way to showing the WCF just how great Straight Edge Savior really is.
Drax Durant: Excalibur & Jon Davenport first, then Teddy Blaze, Slowly but surely I will make my way to the top of the WCF mountains. Catch me if you can.
