Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jun 4, 2016 14:05:28 GMT -5
RP 1
WCF- Slam
6 man tag match
_____________________________
Chapter I: AQUEERIOUS Among Thieves
** I tried to collect my thoughts as I tossed and turned on a cot. The cot was too good for my life. Then my BB6 went off in my hand that was slung over the side. I was up on that Internet shit and all the newest alerts were sent to my phone.
Breaking News: WCF acquires new talent but are gag ordered from talking about it.
Da FUQ?
Its 2 in the afternoon, Honey Badger ain’t getting outta bed for this shit.
My phone chirps again; this time it was the card announcement:
Nathan Chambers/James Chevalier/Stuart Slane vs Teddy Blaze/Zombie McMorris/Freezer Burn
I recognize two of those names and their both mine. My mind was still drifting off to dream land like a hamster ball sling shot ride. The kind that chicks orgasm off of. Guess I know why Nathan Chambers and James Chavis -whoever is in this match.
Go on the U-TUBES. You’ll see two bitches having the ride of their life; thats chambers and Chevalier.
Also, LOL.. Chevs.. Get a new ring name, that shits too hard to say and pronounce for the half dead plebs that watch the Dub. Call yourself James Chevy or Logan.
Yah. Just go out there on the mic and announce to the world that your name is Logan. That’ll work, worked for Bruce Jenner- AHEM, your hero.
I’m down with Slane, doe. He’s a bro- we go back but Slane also knows that as a bro and that we go back #WAY_LONGER_THAN_ALL_DICK_SUCKIN_FUCKS #COM_FUCKIN_BINED
So as such bein SUCH, he knows that Honey Badger gonna clip clop up and down his born again scout master ass. Make him wish that he was back in the day, bein the diddler rather than bein the didlee.
Yo, STR8 up, he knows what I’m talkin about up in here. I think for once Teo is just thankful he’s on my team for once. Ol’ Z ain’t even out of bed and he shootin LIVE on FGTs. Fuck it, I gotta take a piss so let a Coked Up Mad Man start his day with a pissah.
Now which one of you home bois wanna open their mouth and taste this greatness?
LOL **
** What’s good, faggots? Miss me? Don’t worry, I ain’t returnin’ to bury you all again or nothin’. Nah, that’s already been done, bruh. That high tide already came along and took y’all sunbathin’ faggots away.
Now I know what you’re probably thinkin’.
“Why the fuck is Mr. Kunta poppin’ up in a ZMAC promo? I thought we got rid of that mean little nigger boy.”
#Triggered #LOL
Well, it ain’t very hard. It’s not like there’s some top notch security waitin’ to Eric Garner my ass. You already know this shit’s a three wall cubicle like one of them old white people sitcoms from the eighties.
I was sittin’ back in that audience for a bit, chucklin’ while Zombie was spreadin’ them cheeks with that verbal violation like white bitches with they Nutella. You know, munchin’ on some of that Mikey Jackson brand popcorn. I hopped on the set cause I figured “What better way to to piss people off then bringin’ in Prince Lightskin?”
Anyways, ya boy’s just in the shitter, eatin’ cocaine like Pixie Sticks (Fuckin’ dumpin’ that shit down my windpipe. I know that ain’t how it’s supposed to be done, but you know what it is.) I was gettin’ my daily blowjay from this lil’ xannie monster when I pondin’ on the door like the fuck, bruh? Can’t ya boy get a lil’ slopster in peace? **
::: BANG BANG BANG::
** Whats this custy little FGT doin up in the bathroom? He better not be doing my coke up in here, I’ll slit his throat and lap it up like a dog with a garden hose. Fuck it. **
:: WHAM :::
#KICKIN_DOWN_DOORS_LIKE_A_OBLIVION_CHAIR_SHOT
ZMAC: Yo, nigga light skin, I gotta take a piss.
Dat Negro Light Skin: I’m polppin out that Rallys joint and dustin off this coke. You do all that weird shit. I got Drain-o and vaseline under the cupp-yard, there. CON-COCK some of that knock out shit. Get yo self lit up, pretend you were some “one and one billion” gimmick like we ain’t nevah done seen before.
ZMAC: Cept ya’ll done see me before.
Dat Negro Light Skin: Dude, the fuck?
ZMAC: I’m taking a piss.
Dat Negro Light Skin: In the shower? You really are a grubby dubby mofo. Crackah azz mofos pissin in the shower. I wash my face in there.
ZMAC: You wanna go cry to Logans two through four? Get a hot dog circle jerk going? Buttah ya popcorn with that non dairy creamer?
Dat Negro Light Skin: Since you bring that up, why’d they go and get more of them faggots? Wasn’t one enough? Now you got this bossy little homo stompin’ his feet cause people think his ideas are stupid. Someone really needs to tell Purgatory that cirCUMventin’ is frowned upon. #LOL
ZMAC: Yo, when I see that dude, I’mma stuff my cawk so deep down his throat that it’ll end up pegging him. Legit.
** Just then the BB6 goes off like a whore in church. **
ZMAC: Yo! Oh shit! Its Dat Hawt American Darkness!! The Zoo? LOLZ, fuck yah. Lets go tear it up.
Dat Negro Light skin: What about the zoo? Yo, black men, we don’t go to the zoo.
ZMAC: You’re whiter than me.
Dat Negro Lightskin: Black in solidarity.
________________________________________
Chapter II: Big EKIM
** The tag team of Hawt American Darkness, Mikey X-treme and ZMAC walked around the zoo with Andre Aqueerious LOL, I know dats not you spell it but fuck it, you hangin with us now, Dre. You take it you negro mofo LOL. We walk around the zoo and take in them sights. Three grown men huddled around the designated nursing station with big gulps in one hand and the invisible cawk of justice in the other. As we made our way through the zoo protests had started erupted but it was a confused kind of protests. Animal rights activists, womens rights and black lives matter.
You see, the animal rights people were mad because some goon killed a gorilla. The women rights people were mad because that gorilla used his male privilege to have that enclosure all to himself and black lives were mad because ain’t nobody got time for that. But you know, us bein heels N’ shit had to go investigate. The crowd was gathered in front of the gorilla pen. Yah, its that kind of promo LOL.
They chanted and boo’d. They held their signs and complained about male privilege and how the gorilla needs to be free but then there were splinter groups where some of them wanted to kill the damn thing because if that had been a female gorilla, shit woulda been done different. But the collective Dark-merica and Andrew A-Q ain’t gonna let some legit poon protest ruin a good time so we pushed our way through the crowd in front of the pen watched that gorilla do his thing. **
Mikey Xtreme: “ Big Ekim. Male silver back gorilla, twenty years old. Big Ekim was donated by an anonymous source from a Chinese zoo in zong xing.” Yo, A-Q, is China still even a country? They haven’t fallen to that Dark Merica yet?
A-Q: Nah son :: slurpy slurp :: Not yet.
Mikey Xtreme: I’mma have to get up on that shit. We gotta get up on that tag shit too.
ZMAC: Way ahead of you. Just gotta take care of Chambers and company. Three dudes that don’t shit about each other and at the very least me and Teo know whats up and can handle three dudes in a one piece suit; like three children on each others shoulders trying to get a bank loan and act all hard.
A-Q : Like in that movie, the little fuckin rascals.
ZMAC: Those three, they the fucking drizzle shit pits. Stuart Slane and couple of stand-in, walk ons with about as much as experience in the dub as a man walkin on mars. These three dudes are going to walk into slam and get back body dropped by my cock with a hand full of rocks right into a axe wound for three count. Honey Badger gonna pin all three like a Jerry Sanduskee three way. Three boys- one man. Pain, suffering, humiliations galore.
A-Q: Like in the movie, about that princess bitch.
ZMAC: Yah, Aqueerious, that’s the joke.
A-Q: Sorry but WCF is full of dumb ass mother fuckers.
ZMAC: But Mike, we gonna get them tag belts. Dig them out the trash and make them mean something. After all these butt hurt faggots left, there ain’t nothing in the dub except for us, Obi and the troll fest of fuccbois that couldn’t draw a dime with a stencil.
** Back in the pen, Big Ekim was smoking a blunt with a carton of Yoohoo in one hand and a bottling of Yuengling lager in the other. Periodically he would go back behind a secluded area and pound on some poor gorilla strange but that infuriated the crowd. Big Ekim would come back out and pound his gorilla chest and spark up the blunt until some metal clad, robot lookin manic hopped the fence and made it into the pen. This heavy metal idiot in a suit of armor tried to ‘rescue’ Ekim from the life of drinking, smoking and pounding the poon – the best life there is. You cant rescue a man from that, you can only lead him to it and here this dude was trying fuck that shit up. **
“ No, Logan! Logan, don’t do it!” Called a voice from the crowd.
** And with that ol’ Logan got dome rocked- literal rock up side his skull and dragged behind a bush from some lovin. A few minutes later Ekim returned to display his dominance, which the crowd was buying this rape enabling, misogynist – yet they all paid to get in. That’s when things started to settle in for ol’ Z, as trash started being pelted at Eki. I hopped the enclose as Ekim charged at me, but fuck that noise, Ol’ Z stood his ground. **
ZMAC: Big Ekim, son. You don’t want this. I didn’t come here to tap that gorilla strange, but if’n I have to, Honey Badger will tear that shit up. But I know you son.. You that blunt smoking Kronic, gangstah..
* Big Ekim pounds his chest. *
ZMAC: You dat Yoohoo gangstah and that Yuenling gangstah…
* Big Ekim pounds his chest. *
ZMAC: And you ain’t no punk azz bitch, getting locked up in no tiger cage like a John McCain poon. You ain’t no Justin Chambers faggot or that Chevy-poon, bout to clip klopped by a mob of house wife and fat trolls from the interwebz. You be Ekim, the biggest dicked mofo on the congo.
* Big Ekim continues to pound his chest. *
ZMAC: So let ol’ Z say this here and now, fuck ya’ll who want to keep an ol’ Z or a Big Ekim down. We ain’t no stone cold flop house poon, we fire dat shit up and we tear that shit down! We ain’t gone let you stay locked up. You want freedom, Ol’ Z wants freedom. Freedom to smash the poon. This is about the freedom to walk up into your domain and kill everyone who steps into your shit. I know how ya’ll feelin’ and let me tell you something, it ain’t the way to be. You gone be free today, tonight!
* The crowd gets all crazy up on that jibbah jabbah. They cuss, hiss and boo. They pelt us with paper and cups. They cursed about white privilege. Ya gawd damn right. But you know ol’ Z, they can’t hold a candle to this million dollar hype machine. *
ZMAC: All ya’ll bitches and FGTs up there, bess start makin me a couple sammiches for me and Big Ekim ovah here. Before we come up there and start on the lot of ya’ with that dome rockin two piece. That’ll be an - exit, stage left.
#Snaggle_puss_refference
SEETTTH, BONUS POINTS. CHECK MARK THE X FACTOR BOX; I GOT IT. I GOT THAT X FACTOR SON, I GOT MORE THAN WHAT ANY OF THESE OTHER CATS GOT GOIN ON. SHEE-ITT, WHAT YOU BOIS THINK YOU GETTING OUTTA THIS? YOU CANT TOP A SNAGGLE PUSS REFFERENCE UP IN THIS BITCH!
You got done clip clopped by a snaggle puss reference and that’s where your tale ends. How the fuck you gone feel about that? Goin back home to your wife and kids N’ shit tellin them you done got pink’d out by a snaggle puss reference like this was a pink panthers reference.. Pride and shit all gone, ego deflated because you had this great career ahead of you and you got burnt dirty by a cartoon joke and ZMAC done wreked ya gimmick shit, cuz ya’ll are gimmick drizzle shits. And ol’ Z bein told to respect the gimmicks.. welp, them punk azz mofo’s needs to come up with a gimmick that I can respect, or else, it’s a stone walk off a short pier for these FGTs. I tell you… Sunday Night cant come fast enough. ZMAC gets to body three nobodies, gets that official tag app accepted by the front office and maybe we get to see what FGT cawk sukkah is behind those mysterious videos.. and I swear to god if that Ollie prick dribbles my dick from his mouth without my nut in it.. I’mma make somebody pay with their azz!!!
:: A couple of people didn’t like that and hopped the enclosure for a little one v one. But ya’ boi is mista 420bluntxxnoscopes up on that xbox shit. I handle them noobz like everybody else and just as I was ready to drop a bitch.
/ARREEEE-KKKKAYYYY---EEKKIMMM.OUTANOWHERE.EXE.FUCKALLYOUBITCH
Big Ekim started hittin that cutter deluxe and takin punk bitches to the cleaners. Mikey X and AQ jumped in to help out with the crowd but then the zoo keepers came with real guns and AQ was all like
HANDS UP, DON’T SHOOT!
and what do you know.. prince light skin got shot.
Surrenderin’ while black is the same as resisting arrest while black
or breathin while black.
or just plain ol’ bein’ black.
It’s a sad story, but a sad truth as well. Its at this point when we feel its best to head for the door. I throw AQ over my shoulder as Mikey makes some head room for me as Big Ekim takes up the rear. The whole place catches on fire as we barrel through the bodies and WHAM! We make it through the enclosure door as people are banging on it and rockin on it, tryin not to get burnt alive and theres Big Ekim
DEUCES BITCH!
WCF- Slam
6 man tag match
_____________________________
Chapter I: AQUEERIOUS Among Thieves
** I tried to collect my thoughts as I tossed and turned on a cot. The cot was too good for my life. Then my BB6 went off in my hand that was slung over the side. I was up on that Internet shit and all the newest alerts were sent to my phone.
Breaking News: WCF acquires new talent but are gag ordered from talking about it.
Da FUQ?
Its 2 in the afternoon, Honey Badger ain’t getting outta bed for this shit.
My phone chirps again; this time it was the card announcement:
Nathan Chambers/James Chevalier/Stuart Slane vs Teddy Blaze/Zombie McMorris/Freezer Burn
I recognize two of those names and their both mine. My mind was still drifting off to dream land like a hamster ball sling shot ride. The kind that chicks orgasm off of. Guess I know why Nathan Chambers and James Chavis -whoever is in this match.
Go on the U-TUBES. You’ll see two bitches having the ride of their life; thats chambers and Chevalier.
Also, LOL.. Chevs.. Get a new ring name, that shits too hard to say and pronounce for the half dead plebs that watch the Dub. Call yourself James Chevy or Logan.
Yah. Just go out there on the mic and announce to the world that your name is Logan. That’ll work, worked for Bruce Jenner- AHEM, your hero.
I’m down with Slane, doe. He’s a bro- we go back but Slane also knows that as a bro and that we go back #WAY_LONGER_THAN_ALL_DICK_SUCKIN_FUCKS #COM_FUCKIN_BINED
So as such bein SUCH, he knows that Honey Badger gonna clip clop up and down his born again scout master ass. Make him wish that he was back in the day, bein the diddler rather than bein the didlee.
Yo, STR8 up, he knows what I’m talkin about up in here. I think for once Teo is just thankful he’s on my team for once. Ol’ Z ain’t even out of bed and he shootin LIVE on FGTs. Fuck it, I gotta take a piss so let a Coked Up Mad Man start his day with a pissah.
Now which one of you home bois wanna open their mouth and taste this greatness?
LOL **
** What’s good, faggots? Miss me? Don’t worry, I ain’t returnin’ to bury you all again or nothin’. Nah, that’s already been done, bruh. That high tide already came along and took y’all sunbathin’ faggots away.
Now I know what you’re probably thinkin’.
“Why the fuck is Mr. Kunta poppin’ up in a ZMAC promo? I thought we got rid of that mean little nigger boy.”
#Triggered #LOL
Well, it ain’t very hard. It’s not like there’s some top notch security waitin’ to Eric Garner my ass. You already know this shit’s a three wall cubicle like one of them old white people sitcoms from the eighties.
I was sittin’ back in that audience for a bit, chucklin’ while Zombie was spreadin’ them cheeks with that verbal violation like white bitches with they Nutella. You know, munchin’ on some of that Mikey Jackson brand popcorn. I hopped on the set cause I figured “What better way to to piss people off then bringin’ in Prince Lightskin?”
Anyways, ya boy’s just in the shitter, eatin’ cocaine like Pixie Sticks (Fuckin’ dumpin’ that shit down my windpipe. I know that ain’t how it’s supposed to be done, but you know what it is.) I was gettin’ my daily blowjay from this lil’ xannie monster when I pondin’ on the door like the fuck, bruh? Can’t ya boy get a lil’ slopster in peace? **
::: BANG BANG BANG::
** Whats this custy little FGT doin up in the bathroom? He better not be doing my coke up in here, I’ll slit his throat and lap it up like a dog with a garden hose. Fuck it. **
:: WHAM :::
#KICKIN_DOWN_DOORS_LIKE_A_OBLIVION_CHAIR_SHOT
ZMAC: Yo, nigga light skin, I gotta take a piss.
Dat Negro Light Skin: I’m polppin out that Rallys joint and dustin off this coke. You do all that weird shit. I got Drain-o and vaseline under the cupp-yard, there. CON-COCK some of that knock out shit. Get yo self lit up, pretend you were some “one and one billion” gimmick like we ain’t nevah done seen before.
ZMAC: Cept ya’ll done see me before.
Dat Negro Light Skin: Dude, the fuck?
ZMAC: I’m taking a piss.
Dat Negro Light Skin: In the shower? You really are a grubby dubby mofo. Crackah azz mofos pissin in the shower. I wash my face in there.
ZMAC: You wanna go cry to Logans two through four? Get a hot dog circle jerk going? Buttah ya popcorn with that non dairy creamer?
Dat Negro Light Skin: Since you bring that up, why’d they go and get more of them faggots? Wasn’t one enough? Now you got this bossy little homo stompin’ his feet cause people think his ideas are stupid. Someone really needs to tell Purgatory that cirCUMventin’ is frowned upon. #LOL
ZMAC: Yo, when I see that dude, I’mma stuff my cawk so deep down his throat that it’ll end up pegging him. Legit.
** Just then the BB6 goes off like a whore in church. **
ZMAC: Yo! Oh shit! Its Dat Hawt American Darkness!! The Zoo? LOLZ, fuck yah. Lets go tear it up.
Dat Negro Light skin: What about the zoo? Yo, black men, we don’t go to the zoo.
ZMAC: You’re whiter than me.
Dat Negro Lightskin: Black in solidarity.
________________________________________
Chapter II: Big EKIM
** The tag team of Hawt American Darkness, Mikey X-treme and ZMAC walked around the zoo with Andre Aqueerious LOL, I know dats not you spell it but fuck it, you hangin with us now, Dre. You take it you negro mofo LOL. We walk around the zoo and take in them sights. Three grown men huddled around the designated nursing station with big gulps in one hand and the invisible cawk of justice in the other. As we made our way through the zoo protests had started erupted but it was a confused kind of protests. Animal rights activists, womens rights and black lives matter.
You see, the animal rights people were mad because some goon killed a gorilla. The women rights people were mad because that gorilla used his male privilege to have that enclosure all to himself and black lives were mad because ain’t nobody got time for that. But you know, us bein heels N’ shit had to go investigate. The crowd was gathered in front of the gorilla pen. Yah, its that kind of promo LOL.
They chanted and boo’d. They held their signs and complained about male privilege and how the gorilla needs to be free but then there were splinter groups where some of them wanted to kill the damn thing because if that had been a female gorilla, shit woulda been done different. But the collective Dark-merica and Andrew A-Q ain’t gonna let some legit poon protest ruin a good time so we pushed our way through the crowd in front of the pen watched that gorilla do his thing. **
Mikey Xtreme: “ Big Ekim. Male silver back gorilla, twenty years old. Big Ekim was donated by an anonymous source from a Chinese zoo in zong xing.” Yo, A-Q, is China still even a country? They haven’t fallen to that Dark Merica yet?
A-Q: Nah son :: slurpy slurp :: Not yet.
Mikey Xtreme: I’mma have to get up on that shit. We gotta get up on that tag shit too.
ZMAC: Way ahead of you. Just gotta take care of Chambers and company. Three dudes that don’t shit about each other and at the very least me and Teo know whats up and can handle three dudes in a one piece suit; like three children on each others shoulders trying to get a bank loan and act all hard.
A-Q : Like in that movie, the little fuckin rascals.
ZMAC: Those three, they the fucking drizzle shit pits. Stuart Slane and couple of stand-in, walk ons with about as much as experience in the dub as a man walkin on mars. These three dudes are going to walk into slam and get back body dropped by my cock with a hand full of rocks right into a axe wound for three count. Honey Badger gonna pin all three like a Jerry Sanduskee three way. Three boys- one man. Pain, suffering, humiliations galore.
A-Q: Like in the movie, about that princess bitch.
ZMAC: Yah, Aqueerious, that’s the joke.
A-Q: Sorry but WCF is full of dumb ass mother fuckers.
ZMAC: But Mike, we gonna get them tag belts. Dig them out the trash and make them mean something. After all these butt hurt faggots left, there ain’t nothing in the dub except for us, Obi and the troll fest of fuccbois that couldn’t draw a dime with a stencil.
** Back in the pen, Big Ekim was smoking a blunt with a carton of Yoohoo in one hand and a bottling of Yuengling lager in the other. Periodically he would go back behind a secluded area and pound on some poor gorilla strange but that infuriated the crowd. Big Ekim would come back out and pound his gorilla chest and spark up the blunt until some metal clad, robot lookin manic hopped the fence and made it into the pen. This heavy metal idiot in a suit of armor tried to ‘rescue’ Ekim from the life of drinking, smoking and pounding the poon – the best life there is. You cant rescue a man from that, you can only lead him to it and here this dude was trying fuck that shit up. **
“ No, Logan! Logan, don’t do it!” Called a voice from the crowd.
** And with that ol’ Logan got dome rocked- literal rock up side his skull and dragged behind a bush from some lovin. A few minutes later Ekim returned to display his dominance, which the crowd was buying this rape enabling, misogynist – yet they all paid to get in. That’s when things started to settle in for ol’ Z, as trash started being pelted at Eki. I hopped the enclose as Ekim charged at me, but fuck that noise, Ol’ Z stood his ground. **
ZMAC: Big Ekim, son. You don’t want this. I didn’t come here to tap that gorilla strange, but if’n I have to, Honey Badger will tear that shit up. But I know you son.. You that blunt smoking Kronic, gangstah..
* Big Ekim pounds his chest. *
ZMAC: You dat Yoohoo gangstah and that Yuenling gangstah…
* Big Ekim pounds his chest. *
ZMAC: And you ain’t no punk azz bitch, getting locked up in no tiger cage like a John McCain poon. You ain’t no Justin Chambers faggot or that Chevy-poon, bout to clip klopped by a mob of house wife and fat trolls from the interwebz. You be Ekim, the biggest dicked mofo on the congo.
* Big Ekim continues to pound his chest. *
ZMAC: So let ol’ Z say this here and now, fuck ya’ll who want to keep an ol’ Z or a Big Ekim down. We ain’t no stone cold flop house poon, we fire dat shit up and we tear that shit down! We ain’t gone let you stay locked up. You want freedom, Ol’ Z wants freedom. Freedom to smash the poon. This is about the freedom to walk up into your domain and kill everyone who steps into your shit. I know how ya’ll feelin’ and let me tell you something, it ain’t the way to be. You gone be free today, tonight!
* The crowd gets all crazy up on that jibbah jabbah. They cuss, hiss and boo. They pelt us with paper and cups. They cursed about white privilege. Ya gawd damn right. But you know ol’ Z, they can’t hold a candle to this million dollar hype machine. *
ZMAC: All ya’ll bitches and FGTs up there, bess start makin me a couple sammiches for me and Big Ekim ovah here. Before we come up there and start on the lot of ya’ with that dome rockin two piece. That’ll be an - exit, stage left.
#Snaggle_puss_refference
SEETTTH, BONUS POINTS. CHECK MARK THE X FACTOR BOX; I GOT IT. I GOT THAT X FACTOR SON, I GOT MORE THAN WHAT ANY OF THESE OTHER CATS GOT GOIN ON. SHEE-ITT, WHAT YOU BOIS THINK YOU GETTING OUTTA THIS? YOU CANT TOP A SNAGGLE PUSS REFFERENCE UP IN THIS BITCH!
You got done clip clopped by a snaggle puss reference and that’s where your tale ends. How the fuck you gone feel about that? Goin back home to your wife and kids N’ shit tellin them you done got pink’d out by a snaggle puss reference like this was a pink panthers reference.. Pride and shit all gone, ego deflated because you had this great career ahead of you and you got burnt dirty by a cartoon joke and ZMAC done wreked ya gimmick shit, cuz ya’ll are gimmick drizzle shits. And ol’ Z bein told to respect the gimmicks.. welp, them punk azz mofo’s needs to come up with a gimmick that I can respect, or else, it’s a stone walk off a short pier for these FGTs. I tell you… Sunday Night cant come fast enough. ZMAC gets to body three nobodies, gets that official tag app accepted by the front office and maybe we get to see what FGT cawk sukkah is behind those mysterious videos.. and I swear to god if that Ollie prick dribbles my dick from his mouth without my nut in it.. I’mma make somebody pay with their azz!!!
:: A couple of people didn’t like that and hopped the enclosure for a little one v one. But ya’ boi is mista 420bluntxxnoscopes up on that xbox shit. I handle them noobz like everybody else and just as I was ready to drop a bitch.
/ARREEEE-KKKKAYYYY---EEKKIMMM.OUTANOWHERE.EXE.FUCKALLYOUBITCH
Big Ekim started hittin that cutter deluxe and takin punk bitches to the cleaners. Mikey X and AQ jumped in to help out with the crowd but then the zoo keepers came with real guns and AQ was all like
HANDS UP, DON’T SHOOT!
and what do you know.. prince light skin got shot.
Surrenderin’ while black is the same as resisting arrest while black
or breathin while black.
or just plain ol’ bein’ black.
It’s a sad story, but a sad truth as well. Its at this point when we feel its best to head for the door. I throw AQ over my shoulder as Mikey makes some head room for me as Big Ekim takes up the rear. The whole place catches on fire as we barrel through the bodies and WHAM! We make it through the enclosure door as people are banging on it and rockin on it, tryin not to get burnt alive and theres Big Ekim
DEUCES BITCH!
