Post by Oblivion on Jun 3, 2016 22:40:30 GMT -5
~•._*With the last day of school, dragging ass, high school boys and girls spent all day, in class, doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, holding in their energies. Twitching like crack heads. Watching the clock, until they got to hear that sweet sweet sound... THAT GOD DAMN SCHOOL BELL!!!
Some kids that DID bring anything to school, threw it in the air as soon as the bell rang.
School students(jamming out): SCHOOOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER!! SCHOOOOL'S OUT FOREVER!! SCHOOL'S BEEN BLOWN UP TO PIECES!!
Several students INSTANTLY began vandalizing the school, spray painting the walls, lighting off fireworks. Setting small fires. School spots the students, before hightailing it. Some students leave the bathroom, a thick gray cloud raises out of the bathroom, following coughing and laughter.*_.•~
Kid #1: Dude, what are we gonna do this summer man?
Kid #2: My dad is making me get a job, so I pay for the damages I did to the car.
~•._*Both students take a couple more hits on the joint, before some random person bolts, stumbles into the bathroom...*_.•~
Random person: Whoa!! WHOOOOOO!! LAST DAAAAY!! WATCH YOUR ASSES DUDES!! Chief Dick is walking around making sure everyone is leaving campus and they don't have campus property or we are not causing campus damage.You guys better put that out or Superintendent Richard Dawkins will have your ass!!
~•._*The random person takes off, as the two students quickly, very quickly finish the joint and takes off...*_.*~
Kid #1: Hey!!
Kid #2: What?!
Kid #1: Where you headin' off to?
Kid #2: Go look for a job? Why?
Kid #1: Wanna know if you're interested in seeing some WCF wrestling in Reading?
Kid #2: HELL YEA!!
Kid #1: I'll pick ya up around 5:30.
Kid #2: Awesome!!
Kid #1: WCF World Heavyweight Champion Oblivion is going to defend his championship against Jeff Purse!!
Kid #2: Great Match!! Purse is gonna win!!
Kid #1: Nu-uh!! No way man!! Oblivion is gonna annihilate him!! Obliterate him!! OBLIVION IS GONNA DESTROY JEFF PURSE!!
Kid #2: If the Deflater doesn't kick his ass!
Kid #1: Just a frog splash.
Kid #2: The Future will.
Kid #1: A little impressive... A 720 ddt. But, still a ddt.
Kid #2: You got The One and Only!!
Kid #1: Whoopie frigging doo!! A double moonsault!!
Kid #2: AND DON'T FORGET THE BEST PART... THE SPOKE!!
Kid #1: A superkick?! Oblivion has one of those too, but he calls it CAN U SAY NITE NITE?!
Kid #2: Get outta here with that stupid shit!!
Kid #1: Serious! For real!!
Kid #2: Oblivion even has SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST corner splash. Oblivion has that inverted suplex into a stunner called Soultaker. Dirtnap is his double under hook DDT. And that 5150 fireman's carry into a driver. You do have to admit you Oblivion haters are pretty shocked to see that World Championship around the waist of Oblivion.
Kid #2: Shocked!! I thought Logan would taken advantage of the situation. Or AT LEAST Seth Lerch help him a little bit than he did. Bring in the troops!! CHEAT MORE!!!!
Kid #1: Now we got ourselves... AN AWESOME MATCH!!!
Kid #2: Anyways... I gotta get home... I'll text ya later!!
........................................
HOURS LATER
~•._*A grandfather was spending time with his grandson. The boy, who just turned ten years old, is getting ready for bed. He asked his grandfather to read him a bedtime story. His grandfather decided to make up a story about a battle of GOOD verses EVIL. Who will be surprised what is evil and what is good.*_.•~
Grandfather: Okay grandson, get into bed there. You tucked in and comfy there?
Grandson: Yes I am Grandpa. What kind of story are you gonna tell me?
Grandfather: The story begins in one of the five ORIGINAL colonies.
Grandson: But why is there a war?
Grandfather: Because, a group of evil creatures of The Underlings of the Underworld wants to takeover the Valkrie Kingdom.
Grandson: That is awful. Grandpa. Not to change the subject. I notice something and please don't be mad at me.
Grandfather: What?! What is it?
Grandson: I noticed a wrestling program out of your sweater pocket. Are you going to the WCF matches at the Santander Arena?
Grandfather: For you being such a snoopy snoop, I shouldn't tell you nothin'!! But, since I love you something else. Yes I am. And yes I am taking you.
~•._* The grandson gets excited, as the mom comes into the room and playfully scolded both the boy and the grandpa.*_.•~
Grandfather: We better behave or we won't see the new World Champion Oblivion, who used to be the meanest nastiest, scariest monster.
Grandson: What happened?
Grandfather: Those two mean girls pushed Oblivion off the ramp into the fireworks. He almost died. That experience help Oblivion sees life in a new way.
Grandson: What happened to the girls?
Grandfather: One girl disappeared and the other girl got killed.
Grandson: Awwww... That's sad. They were mean mean nasty girls. Oblivion sounded like a monster but then he gets pushed into fireworks becomes a good guy and becomes World Champion and now he gets to defend his championship against who?
Grandfather: Jeff Purse.
Grandson: Who?
Grandfather: Jeff Purse.
Grandson: Who?
Grandfather: He's no slouch grandson. Like everyone says Jeff Purse is the future and a future hall of famer, just like Good 'Ol Oblivion. That is why this match is going to be in the history books. Guarantee that!!
Grandson: Grandpa?
Grandfather: Yes?
Grandson: Can you get back to the story?
Grandfather: Hang on. Now Jeff Purse is gonna wrestle. Fly everywhere. Now, with Oblivion he too likes too wrestle, but also likes to knocks the snot out of you too. Keep you teefers for souvenirs. Both of them have unique signature moves and finishers.
Grandson: Those are the moves that the finish the match?
Grandfather: Yes. Now. I'm gonna finish the story. The Underlings of the Underground wanted to take over the castle of the Valkrie Kingdom.
Grandson: Who or what was on each side?
Grandfather: On the Underlings side are hellhounds, Cerberbus, chubacabras, werewolves, minotaurs, wyverns, Kishi which is half human half hyena from Africa which is canniballistic. Bigfoot, goblins, gremlins, demons, trolls centaurs and imps
Grandson: What about the good side?
Grandfather: They have Pegasus, unicorns, Ariq a Greek talking immortal horse, harpies, griffins, chimera, sphinx, elves, dwarves, gnomes, pixies, and sprites.
Grandson: WOW!!
Grandfather: Yes, I know, The Underlings of the Underground was pushing The Kingdom back. They needed help.
Grandson: OH NO!!
Grandfather: They needed reinforcements. What they got was a mysterious Knight in the name of Obi Knight.
~•._* The Dark Knight charges on his horse scattering several. Jumping off his horse swinging his large broad sword beheading two with a mighty swipe.*_.•~
Obi Knight: I am a mighty champion. There is nothing I cannot do to defend this wonderful kingdom!! Line them up!! I will defeat them all!!
Grandson: That Obi Knight sounds boastful and proud!!
~•._*The grandson begins to yawn, wiggling to get comfortable.*_.•~
Grandfather: As he should!! As the story goes on, The Dark Knight helps the Valkrie Kingdom defeating The Underllngs of the Underworld.
~•._*Both the grandson and the grandfather are starting to scratch their faces and wipe off their faces, as a camcorder is being raised up. Makeup is being taken off and fake skin is being taken off...*_.•~
Oblivion: Mini Obi!! You did real good job!! Very good job!! BIG HUG!!
~•._*Oblivion gives Mini Obi a big hug.*_.•~
Oblivion: Now what?! Oh yea!! Jeffy poo!! Yoo-hoo... Purse!! You think I was gonna roll over and just let you beat my ass... I DON'T THINK SO!! KISS MY ASS!! I've been here too long. Busting my ass for this company, to just get this title to just hand it over!!?I don't think so!!! I AM WCF!!! Logan thinks he is. Corey Black assumes he is...
Oblivion KNOWS HE IS!! I am dedicated to this company and this championship Purse!! You think I'm otherwise say so... DARE ME TO PROVE OTHERWISE MOTHERFUCKER AND I WILL LAY YOU OUT AND DISPLAY YOU OUT FOR THE WORLD TO SEE!!
Now, we don't have to shed blood in this match. But, I will cut a bitch to keep this world title around my waist. You hear me Jeff? I'm willing to wrestle. Piss me off and I'm gonna smear you all over that ring. So, for now, accept your paycheck not for a loss. I'm gonna chalk one up for successful title defense. Just be lucky I didn't really have to... KICK YOUR ASS!!! You think I'm gonna take it easy on you, just because you're one of the "good" guys.
Don't make me laugh Purse. I've been there. You're a schemer, a manipulater. At least, I had to almost die, before I could see the light. But, with you, you SHOULD know better. But, you don't and people used to call the OLD me dense. Looking at you is... WOW, is like looking at a mirror reflection.
So, Jeffrey don't take this personal. This is just business baby. A beat down is just that... Just a beat down. You are looking at... YOUR STILL STANDING DEFENDING WCF HEAVYWEIGHT WRESTLING CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOORLD.... OBLIVION!!!
Mini Oblivion: Yeah!!
~•._*Oblivion stands tall and confident, with his head held up high, with a giant grin across his face. Oblivion holds the WCF World Heavyweight Championship above his head with extreme pride.*_.•~
Some kids that DID bring anything to school, threw it in the air as soon as the bell rang.
School students(jamming out): SCHOOOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER!! SCHOOOOL'S OUT FOREVER!! SCHOOL'S BEEN BLOWN UP TO PIECES!!
Several students INSTANTLY began vandalizing the school, spray painting the walls, lighting off fireworks. Setting small fires. School spots the students, before hightailing it. Some students leave the bathroom, a thick gray cloud raises out of the bathroom, following coughing and laughter.*_.•~
Kid #1: Dude, what are we gonna do this summer man?
Kid #2: My dad is making me get a job, so I pay for the damages I did to the car.
~•._*Both students take a couple more hits on the joint, before some random person bolts, stumbles into the bathroom...*_.•~
Random person: Whoa!! WHOOOOOO!! LAST DAAAAY!! WATCH YOUR ASSES DUDES!! Chief Dick is walking around making sure everyone is leaving campus and they don't have campus property or we are not causing campus damage.You guys better put that out or Superintendent Richard Dawkins will have your ass!!
~•._*The random person takes off, as the two students quickly, very quickly finish the joint and takes off...*_.*~
Kid #1: Hey!!
Kid #2: What?!
Kid #1: Where you headin' off to?
Kid #2: Go look for a job? Why?
Kid #1: Wanna know if you're interested in seeing some WCF wrestling in Reading?
Kid #2: HELL YEA!!
Kid #1: I'll pick ya up around 5:30.
Kid #2: Awesome!!
Kid #1: WCF World Heavyweight Champion Oblivion is going to defend his championship against Jeff Purse!!
Kid #2: Great Match!! Purse is gonna win!!
Kid #1: Nu-uh!! No way man!! Oblivion is gonna annihilate him!! Obliterate him!! OBLIVION IS GONNA DESTROY JEFF PURSE!!
Kid #2: If the Deflater doesn't kick his ass!
Kid #1: Just a frog splash.
Kid #2: The Future will.
Kid #1: A little impressive... A 720 ddt. But, still a ddt.
Kid #2: You got The One and Only!!
Kid #1: Whoopie frigging doo!! A double moonsault!!
Kid #2: AND DON'T FORGET THE BEST PART... THE SPOKE!!
Kid #1: A superkick?! Oblivion has one of those too, but he calls it CAN U SAY NITE NITE?!
Kid #2: Get outta here with that stupid shit!!
Kid #1: Serious! For real!!
Kid #2: Oblivion even has SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST corner splash. Oblivion has that inverted suplex into a stunner called Soultaker. Dirtnap is his double under hook DDT. And that 5150 fireman's carry into a driver. You do have to admit you Oblivion haters are pretty shocked to see that World Championship around the waist of Oblivion.
Kid #2: Shocked!! I thought Logan would taken advantage of the situation. Or AT LEAST Seth Lerch help him a little bit than he did. Bring in the troops!! CHEAT MORE!!!!
Kid #1: Now we got ourselves... AN AWESOME MATCH!!!
Kid #2: Anyways... I gotta get home... I'll text ya later!!
........................................
HOURS LATER
~•._*A grandfather was spending time with his grandson. The boy, who just turned ten years old, is getting ready for bed. He asked his grandfather to read him a bedtime story. His grandfather decided to make up a story about a battle of GOOD verses EVIL. Who will be surprised what is evil and what is good.*_.•~
Grandfather: Okay grandson, get into bed there. You tucked in and comfy there?
Grandson: Yes I am Grandpa. What kind of story are you gonna tell me?
Grandfather: The story begins in one of the five ORIGINAL colonies.
Grandson: But why is there a war?
Grandfather: Because, a group of evil creatures of The Underlings of the Underworld wants to takeover the Valkrie Kingdom.
Grandson: That is awful. Grandpa. Not to change the subject. I notice something and please don't be mad at me.
Grandfather: What?! What is it?
Grandson: I noticed a wrestling program out of your sweater pocket. Are you going to the WCF matches at the Santander Arena?
Grandfather: For you being such a snoopy snoop, I shouldn't tell you nothin'!! But, since I love you something else. Yes I am. And yes I am taking you.
~•._* The grandson gets excited, as the mom comes into the room and playfully scolded both the boy and the grandpa.*_.•~
Grandfather: We better behave or we won't see the new World Champion Oblivion, who used to be the meanest nastiest, scariest monster.
Grandson: What happened?
Grandfather: Those two mean girls pushed Oblivion off the ramp into the fireworks. He almost died. That experience help Oblivion sees life in a new way.
Grandson: What happened to the girls?
Grandfather: One girl disappeared and the other girl got killed.
Grandson: Awwww... That's sad. They were mean mean nasty girls. Oblivion sounded like a monster but then he gets pushed into fireworks becomes a good guy and becomes World Champion and now he gets to defend his championship against who?
Grandfather: Jeff Purse.
Grandson: Who?
Grandfather: Jeff Purse.
Grandson: Who?
Grandfather: He's no slouch grandson. Like everyone says Jeff Purse is the future and a future hall of famer, just like Good 'Ol Oblivion. That is why this match is going to be in the history books. Guarantee that!!
Grandson: Grandpa?
Grandfather: Yes?
Grandson: Can you get back to the story?
Grandfather: Hang on. Now Jeff Purse is gonna wrestle. Fly everywhere. Now, with Oblivion he too likes too wrestle, but also likes to knocks the snot out of you too. Keep you teefers for souvenirs. Both of them have unique signature moves and finishers.
Grandson: Those are the moves that the finish the match?
Grandfather: Yes. Now. I'm gonna finish the story. The Underlings of the Underground wanted to take over the castle of the Valkrie Kingdom.
Grandson: Who or what was on each side?
Grandfather: On the Underlings side are hellhounds, Cerberbus, chubacabras, werewolves, minotaurs, wyverns, Kishi which is half human half hyena from Africa which is canniballistic. Bigfoot, goblins, gremlins, demons, trolls centaurs and imps
Grandson: What about the good side?
Grandfather: They have Pegasus, unicorns, Ariq a Greek talking immortal horse, harpies, griffins, chimera, sphinx, elves, dwarves, gnomes, pixies, and sprites.
Grandson: WOW!!
Grandfather: Yes, I know, The Underlings of the Underground was pushing The Kingdom back. They needed help.
Grandson: OH NO!!
Grandfather: They needed reinforcements. What they got was a mysterious Knight in the name of Obi Knight.
~•._* The Dark Knight charges on his horse scattering several. Jumping off his horse swinging his large broad sword beheading two with a mighty swipe.*_.•~
Obi Knight: I am a mighty champion. There is nothing I cannot do to defend this wonderful kingdom!! Line them up!! I will defeat them all!!
Grandson: That Obi Knight sounds boastful and proud!!
~•._*The grandson begins to yawn, wiggling to get comfortable.*_.•~
Grandfather: As he should!! As the story goes on, The Dark Knight helps the Valkrie Kingdom defeating The Underllngs of the Underworld.
~•._*Both the grandson and the grandfather are starting to scratch their faces and wipe off their faces, as a camcorder is being raised up. Makeup is being taken off and fake skin is being taken off...*_.•~
Oblivion: Mini Obi!! You did real good job!! Very good job!! BIG HUG!!
~•._*Oblivion gives Mini Obi a big hug.*_.•~
Oblivion: Now what?! Oh yea!! Jeffy poo!! Yoo-hoo... Purse!! You think I was gonna roll over and just let you beat my ass... I DON'T THINK SO!! KISS MY ASS!! I've been here too long. Busting my ass for this company, to just get this title to just hand it over!!?I don't think so!!! I AM WCF!!! Logan thinks he is. Corey Black assumes he is...
Oblivion KNOWS HE IS!! I am dedicated to this company and this championship Purse!! You think I'm otherwise say so... DARE ME TO PROVE OTHERWISE MOTHERFUCKER AND I WILL LAY YOU OUT AND DISPLAY YOU OUT FOR THE WORLD TO SEE!!
Now, we don't have to shed blood in this match. But, I will cut a bitch to keep this world title around my waist. You hear me Jeff? I'm willing to wrestle. Piss me off and I'm gonna smear you all over that ring. So, for now, accept your paycheck not for a loss. I'm gonna chalk one up for successful title defense. Just be lucky I didn't really have to... KICK YOUR ASS!!! You think I'm gonna take it easy on you, just because you're one of the "good" guys.
Don't make me laugh Purse. I've been there. You're a schemer, a manipulater. At least, I had to almost die, before I could see the light. But, with you, you SHOULD know better. But, you don't and people used to call the OLD me dense. Looking at you is... WOW, is like looking at a mirror reflection.
So, Jeffrey don't take this personal. This is just business baby. A beat down is just that... Just a beat down. You are looking at... YOUR STILL STANDING DEFENDING WCF HEAVYWEIGHT WRESTLING CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOORLD.... OBLIVION!!!
Mini Oblivion: Yeah!!
~•._*Oblivion stands tall and confident, with his head held up high, with a giant grin across his face. Oblivion holds the WCF World Heavyweight Championship above his head with extreme pride.*_.•~
