Post by AdamYoung on Jun 3, 2016 21:02:53 GMT -5
Scene- Reading, PA
The Empire are all standing in the middle of the WCF ring.
Benjamin- Oh my what a night it was last Sunday night right here in the WCF Arena in Reading, PA. My highly trained weapons of mass destruction took the World by storm. Nothing was ever as easy as that victory last week by Jinder and Peter. The ratings skyrocketed when the word got out that the Empire was opening the show and then went to hell in a hand basket after we took care of Excalibur right after the match. This week Alexander and King get the honor of being the fest for the best damn tag team in WCF right now.
Jinder- Little Chuckie Alexander with his catchy nickname Real Deal, (laughing) who the fuck gave you that. Was it your mommy? I bet your mommy thinks your the cat's meow doesn't she? Of course this is the same bitch who turns tricks over on Long Island for two bucks too. Suppose to be some kind of bad guy aren't you Chuckie? Boy you couldn't punch your way out of a wet paper sack bitch. This right here is what professional wrestlers look like bitch. The WCF's own Adam Young, Peter Pinkerton the greatest thing to come out of Canada since gravy and fries. Then theres little old me, straight for the sands of Iran. You looking at the Middle Eastern Nightmare and I fucking earned that name from my work as the Shah of Iran's personal bodyguard. Now I'm in the United States of America because of Benjamin Vanderbilt buying my services from the Shah for more money than your Long Island ass will ever see in your fucking life bitch. Chuckie you going to be pissing your pants when you look across the ring and see this mountain of a man staring right back at you with nothing but distain in my eyes bitch. I plan on breaking every bone in your body and then gutting you like the bitch you are.
Adam pats him on the back.
Peter- Oh Canada or home and native land, damn it boys this is fucking fun. Severan King the backwoods cult leader from Jackson, Mississippi. I love how you Americans want to be redneck but have no fucking idea how to be. Just look at this six foot four beauty right here.
Peter points at Adam.
Peter-This is a fucking Redneck, doesn't give a fuck what you think of him because he does what he wants when he wants. If he wants to drink a fifth of Jack on the way to the ring that's what he is going to do. If this mother fucker right here wants to bust you in the mouth and then rape your wife he's going to do it. King your as much from the south as Obama is American. Not one inch of you speaks southern let alone cult leader. David Korish now that was a cult leader. You have no fucking followers bitch. Not one follower, don't see anyone walking with you King. Oh I bet they all already drank the kool aid huh King. They already dropped dead on you King. See us Canadians when we state something like that we back that shit up. We don't go around spitting lie after lie like nobody is going to call our shit out. King we might have to pull all them hairs out of your chiny chin chin at Slam.
Adam walks up to the front of the group.
Adam- WCF I've been waiting since 2009 for a group of professional wrestlers like these men right here to back the powerplay we have instore for you assholes. I sat back finding every weakness in the company and every once in a while I would exploit one of them like I did in my one and only match with Joey Flash we I sent his ass crying back to his bitch wife and bastard son. We have already set in our sights the very first of many to fall victim to the Empire in you Excalibur. How's the neck feel? Does it hurt? Hope you can still see your six.
Benjamin- They say money can't buy happiness, you know who says that poor people that's who. Money can buy you any and everything you ever dreamed about. The Empire strikes again.
The Empire are all standing in the middle of the WCF ring.
Benjamin- Oh my what a night it was last Sunday night right here in the WCF Arena in Reading, PA. My highly trained weapons of mass destruction took the World by storm. Nothing was ever as easy as that victory last week by Jinder and Peter. The ratings skyrocketed when the word got out that the Empire was opening the show and then went to hell in a hand basket after we took care of Excalibur right after the match. This week Alexander and King get the honor of being the fest for the best damn tag team in WCF right now.
Jinder- Little Chuckie Alexander with his catchy nickname Real Deal, (laughing) who the fuck gave you that. Was it your mommy? I bet your mommy thinks your the cat's meow doesn't she? Of course this is the same bitch who turns tricks over on Long Island for two bucks too. Suppose to be some kind of bad guy aren't you Chuckie? Boy you couldn't punch your way out of a wet paper sack bitch. This right here is what professional wrestlers look like bitch. The WCF's own Adam Young, Peter Pinkerton the greatest thing to come out of Canada since gravy and fries. Then theres little old me, straight for the sands of Iran. You looking at the Middle Eastern Nightmare and I fucking earned that name from my work as the Shah of Iran's personal bodyguard. Now I'm in the United States of America because of Benjamin Vanderbilt buying my services from the Shah for more money than your Long Island ass will ever see in your fucking life bitch. Chuckie you going to be pissing your pants when you look across the ring and see this mountain of a man staring right back at you with nothing but distain in my eyes bitch. I plan on breaking every bone in your body and then gutting you like the bitch you are.
Adam pats him on the back.
Peter- Oh Canada or home and native land, damn it boys this is fucking fun. Severan King the backwoods cult leader from Jackson, Mississippi. I love how you Americans want to be redneck but have no fucking idea how to be. Just look at this six foot four beauty right here.
Peter points at Adam.
Peter-This is a fucking Redneck, doesn't give a fuck what you think of him because he does what he wants when he wants. If he wants to drink a fifth of Jack on the way to the ring that's what he is going to do. If this mother fucker right here wants to bust you in the mouth and then rape your wife he's going to do it. King your as much from the south as Obama is American. Not one inch of you speaks southern let alone cult leader. David Korish now that was a cult leader. You have no fucking followers bitch. Not one follower, don't see anyone walking with you King. Oh I bet they all already drank the kool aid huh King. They already dropped dead on you King. See us Canadians when we state something like that we back that shit up. We don't go around spitting lie after lie like nobody is going to call our shit out. King we might have to pull all them hairs out of your chiny chin chin at Slam.
Adam walks up to the front of the group.
Adam- WCF I've been waiting since 2009 for a group of professional wrestlers like these men right here to back the powerplay we have instore for you assholes. I sat back finding every weakness in the company and every once in a while I would exploit one of them like I did in my one and only match with Joey Flash we I sent his ass crying back to his bitch wife and bastard son. We have already set in our sights the very first of many to fall victim to the Empire in you Excalibur. How's the neck feel? Does it hurt? Hope you can still see your six.
Benjamin- They say money can't buy happiness, you know who says that poor people that's who. Money can buy you any and everything you ever dreamed about. The Empire strikes again.
