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Post by daveyboone on Mar 14, 2007 14:08:26 GMT -5
Everytime I go to the roleplay board and see a roleplay up by biohazard I begin to get this itch just below my neck and begin to scratch it. Then I click on it hoping there will be more to it than the "he looks into the camera with ooze coming from his face" bit and to my dismay, I'm wrong.  Maybe we need a roleplay from biohazard that explains his entire background and how he became "Biohazard" and how he came about having toxic waste coming from his face. Anybody else have any comments? I just can't figure this biohazard guy out and why he rps the way he does.... |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2007 15:43:14 GMT -5
I think that it would be very interesting to read Biohazard's back story. My guess would be that he used to play with toxic waste as a child and, as a result, developed the oozing slime condition. Although one would think that playing with toxic waste would result in terminal cancer like in that movie Erin Brockovich. Regardless, I LOL out loud everytime I read one of Biohazard's roleplays and, quite frankly, I hope he wins the damn War match! And I hope that he kicks Jack of Blades' ass at a pay per view of his choosing and wins the damn WCF World Championship! You rock, Biohazard! Keep on trucking, brother!
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Post by Davey Ortega on Mar 14, 2007 18:38:34 GMT -5
I just don't know. When I read his first RP I thought..probably like most of you...that was it. I honestly didn't think he would ever RP again. Though when I read it...I get mixed feeling. Funny on how lame it is...and I wonder if he is a Troma fan?
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Post by Lawnmower Jones on Mar 14, 2007 22:09:16 GMT -5
The ooze is cum and guacamole.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2007 22:16:19 GMT -5
It reminds of that Ninja Turtles movie the Secret of the Ooze and then PWG used it as a name for one of their shows and Joey Ryan has a cool mustache!!!!
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Post by Lawnmower Jones on Mar 14, 2007 22:29:20 GMT -5
Yo. It's the green machine, gonna rock the town without being seen.
Have you ever seen a turtle get doowwwwwwwwwn? Slammin and jammin to the new swing sound.
Yea. Everybody let's move. The turtles are back with a new jack move.
Gonna rock. All over the place with the power of the ninja turtle face. Ice-man. You know I'm not playing. Never miss a word that turtles are saying.
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Post by Seth on Mar 14, 2007 22:56:06 GMT -5
I FUCKING LOVE JOEY RYAN
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Post by Steve Catt on Mar 15, 2007 17:02:07 GMT -5
The one thing that stood out to me the most about Biohazard's RPs was that he found a gun for $35. Where can I get one like that? I mean, damn, that's cheap. I think the crappiest gun ever made is probably $99.
I also loved the line "goodbye shopkeep".
Shopkeep. Hee hee.
P.S. GO NINJA GO NINJA GO
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Post by Jack of Blades on Mar 15, 2007 17:14:32 GMT -5
P.S. GO NINJA GO NINJA GO I MADE A FUNNY! |
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Post by Danny Vice on Mar 15, 2007 18:41:50 GMT -5
I just read Biohazard's rps. They are very neat. I would pay to read more of them. How much? Ten dollars you say? Do you take toxic waste!?!? Ha ha ha.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2007 18:55:50 GMT -5
I told Seth, first time I ever read a Biohazard roleplay, I told Seth "THIS GUY IS THE NEXT DREADNOKS". Seth can attest to that. I have a good eye for talent. I think my one eye is starting to go bad on me, but the either one is near perfect vision.
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Post by Corey Black on Mar 15, 2007 21:22:44 GMT -5
Goodbye shopkeep.
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Post by Biohazard on Mar 16, 2007 16:14:40 GMT -5
thanks guys im glad u like my rps
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Post by Lawnmower Jones on Mar 16, 2007 19:32:50 GMT -5
If you get annoyed by some of them, tell them to get off their asses and RP.
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Post by Corey Black on Mar 16, 2007 21:48:37 GMT -5
ACID OOZE
Damnit this guy owns.
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Maybe we need a roleplay from biohazard that explains his entire background and how he became "Biohazard" and how he came about having toxic waste coming from his face. Anybody else have any comments? I just can't figure this biohazard guy out and why he rps the way he does....
