The Methodology of Anarchy(Remastered)

[Oblivion]

~•._* Somewhere deep, secluded barren in Mexico, haunting chanting echoes throughout the Mexican wastelands....*_.•~

Haunting chanting: Et-foom... It-xoom... Et-foom... It-xoom... XE MO LO!! XE MO LO!! XE MO LO!!

~•._*Nahuatl Tribe starts to slowly appear out of nowhere. They begin to attract towards the large extreme fire pit. Some, of the tribe, drops to their knees, screaming, grabbing their ears, crying with cheer, joy, as they look at the flames, bowing to their eternal flame God.

The flames are reaching as high as eight feet. The glaring flames contrast with glittering bright stars, set up the perfect canvas, perfect settings for Oblivion to peer his eyes for a beautiful Mexican scenery. Larger than normal scorpions crawl around. A few sphinxes begin to form.

That's until Oblivion moves his binoculars... very slightly to the right the three pyramids glowing bright, several GRAYS hanging onto the pyramids, pointing to his right, in which the index finger digit is bright red.

Music begins to play and about four, maybe five GRAYS slide down the pyramid and without notice the GRAYS begin to dance to the music, being sang by creepy children...*_.•~

Creepy children: Killing in the name of! Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses!!

~•._*Coyotes howling as Oblivion sits on top of the plateau,legs crossed. The Enigma of Enlightenment watches the lights from afar of the spinning Orb, which flashes red blue yellow green indigo.

Oblivion stands up looks around and sees what he attracts ever since he was pushed into those pyrotechnics, then sprayed by that antifoam by the paramedics.

But, it all started way back in 2005 when Jakob Lister was sentenced to Withlacoochee Mental Hospital(extreme evil) But now, eleven years later, with a complete turn around and a absolute life changing experience. With multiple championships won. Goals succeeded. Horizons still looked upon.

Many things still need to be done. People are in need of help. The Age of Enlightenment are upon us. Oblivion is here. Oblivion begins to walk back and forth on this plateau. With his arms outward, Oblivion begins to sing, shouts out... scream.*_.•~

Oblivion(sings):Someday you gotta find another way, You better right your mind and live by what you say. Today is just another day unless you set you set your sights and try to find a way. I say... FUCK AUTHORITY!!! SILENT MAJORITY!!!

Raised by the system. Now it's time to rise against them. We're sick of your treason. We're sick of your lies. FUCK NO!! WE WON'T LISTEN!! WE'RE GONNA OPEN YOUR EYES!! FRUSTRATION!! DOMINATION!!

Feel the rage of the new generation!! We're livin'! We're dyin'! We're never never gonna stop, stop tryin... Stop tryin... Stop tryin... Stop tryin...

~•._*Everything stops, as Oblivion slowly rises up no one else around, with a simple camcorder in hand, The The Enlightenment Enigma speaks...*_.•~

Oblivion: Come one come all... peer ahead to this beautiful scenery before me. Before I talk to you all about my opponents at Slam with my two other tag partners, in this particular six man match. I would to speak please, if you don't mind... about... THAT NO GOOD MOTHERFUCKER ANDRE ASS LICKER HOLMES AND THAT NOTORIOUS COCK SUCKER SARAH TWILIGHT!!

You two are twits!! No!! Twats!! Better!! You two are twitter twatters!! Big ginormous a-holes!! Smelly ones too. Hell, not even Logan would screw you. Maybe Joey Flash will screw you over. But Beachkrew would.

But, that leads us into the six man tag match in Mexico City on Slam this Sunday. Myself, Night Rider and Denise D'evil going up against Teo Del Sol, Mikey eXtreme and of Grayson Pierce. Now, Pierce used to be Gemini Battle. You three very good, very good indeed. As you can see we all have done our homework on you three gentlemen. As you gentlemen shall know every action has a counter.

So you flyers, you will grounded. I prefer mat grappling myself. The old me would like the three of you to scream as I stretched you. Or would you prefer I bounced you three around with variations of suplexes? Anarchy will not only defeat you three, but we will do it with HONOR... PRIDE... DUTY!!!

~•._*Oblivion stands on top of the plateau proud, with a look of confidence on his face. With no with no fear.*_.•~

Oblivion: Pierce, Sol, eXtreme. Don't underestimate me. Go ahead believe the hype the bullshit about me. Go ahead. I dare ya. I double dog dare ya. Turn ya back on me.... PLEASE!!! WHAM!!! 5150!!! Done!!! Tide shifting back. Me, my boy Rider and his girl Denise.... WE ARE GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!! And unfortunately there's not a damn thing you can do about it either!!!

~•._*Loud aggressive orchestra/classical music roars out. Sphinxes, scorpions, and the GRAYS scatter. Oblivion practices Tai-Chi. Oblivion slowly and fluidly moves. Beethoven begins to blare out. Music moves faster and faster, Oblivion moves quicker and quicker.*_.•~

Oblivion: I like calm moments in between wild spots in music like this. It's like you can hear can hear little insects scattering their little feet as their predatory hunters chase after them. They squeal and run for their lives, not knowing if they live or die. Just like Teo Del Sol, Grayson Pierce, Mikey eXtreme. They're not gonna know if they're gonna walk outta that ring in one piece. Not their fault.

They just happen to be at the wrong place, at the right time... stupid bastards. Problem? Blame Andre Holmes and Sarah Twilight. You hear that Holmslice? How bout you Twilight Sparkle?! What I give to just oooouuu.... hold your heads back by your hair. Yes. Take some roach clips and attach them to your eyelids, standing behind you with some string and slowly pull.

Then attach another roach clip to your bottom lips and yank down... HARD!! Straight razor against your bottom gums, hearing hear you two fuckers scream. After what you two have down... WHAT IS ABOUT TO YOU, YOU DESERVE.