Post by Shadowlove on May 5, 2016 10:50:38 GMT -5
“El Mariachi” leans back against the El Hollywood Rubio Cantina, head bowed, legs crossed at the ankles, appearing to be taking a siesta, standing up, during one of the hottest hours of the day in México City, México. “El Mariachi” is once again wearing his fancy silver and black Mexican Charro Mariachi Sombrero hiding his classic masculine and modern mussed, razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair. He raises his head, showing off a fighter's face, with an ice cold stare which radiants from his blue eyes of “The Handsome Half-breed” Shadowlove. He’s stripped to the waist showing off the upper body of a Greek God, with washboard abs, in a black leather trench-coat along with Crocodile skinned pants with Alligator skinned boots. A malevolent, tight wolfish, whiplash smile, slowly appearing on his lips showing off perfectly white even teeth. His low dusky voice ringing out fully, with all charm and charisma that one can muster, mister:
SHADOWLOVE: Welcome to the wonderful world of “The Handsome Half-breed”. A place where there are all sorts of people like Kyle Kemp and John Gable that have the tendencies to rub me the wrong way. You see, Kyle Kemp and John Gable aren't just assholes, they’re #BeachKrew. Kyle Kemp and John Gable aren't just a couple of self-indulgent drama queens, they're #BeachKrew. Kyle Kemp and John Gable aren't just emotionally labile and needy, they’re, you guessed it, #BeachKrew. . .
The Infamous Superstar's personal bodyguard/valet, Ms. Miyamoto, the simply ravishing femme fatale temptress standing in her proper place cradling against Shadowlove's body and caressing his muscular chest with her fingers. Her raven black hair pulled back in a French braid showing off her angelic face with her eyes hidden behind a pair of RayBan sunglasses to go along with her body built for sin encased in a very striking Jalisco Traditional Mexican Dress and Vantablack Jimmy Choo stilettos. Her sweet as honey, harmoniously hypnotizing, smooth as silk, smoky voice radiating through her alluring lips:
MS. MIYAMOTO: John Gable-san isn't exactly a member of #BeachKrew, per say, but he does hold the burden of being guilty by association. Now, we’re not necessarily a fan of needlessly labeling people like Kyle Kemp-san and John Gable-san just because they’re difficult enough to deal with having to live off their #BeachKrew brand name. At the same time, though, having a framework that helps the viewing audience understand the characteristic traits of Kyle Kemp-san and John Gable-san can actually make them seem more tolerable for the WCF Galaxy in order to cope with these two highly “trained” and very “talented” individuals. . .
The WCF Galaxy decorated in colors of the Mexican flag, red, white, green start crowding the street around the El Hollywood Rubio Cantina celebrating Cinco de Mayo along with the upcoming WCF PPV, Asesinato De Mayo.
SHADOWLOVE: So let’s get into the nitty gritty of life in #BeachKrew without Wade Moor shall we? Ever since your fearless leader decided to remake “The Wizard Of Oz” off Broadway, showing that he had no heart, no courage, and no brains anymore to lead your band of “merry-men” in tights, these odd and eccentric people seem to be just a tad bit paranoid, emotionally impulsive, voraciously dramatic, and highly anxious as of late. Now, we're not going to focus on Johnny Rabid, Jared Holmes, Andre Aquarius, or even Dustin Beaver because we’ve already had first-hand knowledge of how hard it is to deal with the #BeachKrew as a whole. Besides, someone like Kyle Kemp always has that “one day of the week” where he keeps his life “thuggin” along down the highway of life before he is about to be put through a living hell. But once you understand the psyche of #BeachKrew these days, you start to see certain small interactions which can help you realize not to take stuff Kyle says or does too seriously. Can Kyle help it that the only way that he interacts with #BeachKrew these days is to run around the WCF like an “El Pollo Loco” (celebrity endorsement) with his head cut off? Makes perfect sense why they brought in, John Boy, doesn’t it?. . .
The WCF Galaxy starts parting like the Red Sea as Shadowlove and Ms. Miyamoto make their way through the crowd. The WCF Galaxy closes behind them as “The Dynamic Duo” make their way towards the front entrance of the El Hollywood Rubio Cantina.
MS. MIYAMOTO: Anytime that you interact with someone like Kyle Kemp-san who acts entitled, demanding, and superior towards others just shows the difference between Kyle Kemp-san’s mild case of #BeachKrew “asshole-ism” and being an egotistical, narcissistic, politically incorrect, felicitating, self-righteous sonivabitch like Shadowlove-san. Kyle Kemp-san has a grandiose sense of self-importance which exaggerates his achievements and talents, he expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements. Yes, he has been a People's Champion. Yes, he has been a Tag-team Champion with Johnny Rabid-san. And Yes, he has had a handful of matches of the week. But seriously, what has Kyle Kemp-san really done for his career lately, much less for the #BeachKrew?. . .
Shadowlove and Ms. Miyamoto making their way through the WCF Galaxy reaches the front of the line to enter the El Hollywood Rubio Cantina. “The Dynamic Duo” are met with the most viable aspect of the Cantina, a huge Mexican with slicked back hair and dressed in all black with the name Chuy written in white on his shirt across his chest.
SHADOWLOVE: Kyle, you have been preoccupied with the fantasies of having the unlimited success, the unlimited power, the unlimited brilliance, that Wade Moor brought to the #BeachKrew. You believe that you are so unique in the WCF that only a handful of people really think that you are “special” and can be only understood by, or should associate with, other “special” high society people with excessive admiration to be the “New” Wade Moor of the #BeachKrew. Your arrogant, haughty behavior is nothing more than an unreasonably, interpersonal exploitative expectation of your sense of entitlement from being a member of the #BeachKrew. . .
Chuy opens the velvet rope letting Shadowlove and Ms. Miyamoto walk through without any inconvenience checking of their identifications. “The Dynamic Duo” enters the El Hollywood Rubio Cantina and disappears inside. Chuy speaks into a radio on his wrist. Some of the WCF Galaxy showing their ignorance start to protest and are met by a stern look from Chuy that stops them in their tracks.
MS. MIYAMOTO: It’s no wonder why John Gable-san wants to “gravy” train off the reputation of the #BeachKrew as well. His “reputation” precedes himself. Is Shadowlove-san supposed to be impressed with what you have done lately in your “lustrous” career as well? Shadowlove-san can be extremely frustrating to deal with and will without a doubt, without any sense of remorse, test the very ends of your patience. It is key for you to realize, John Gable-san, you are not, nor will you ever be, the center of attention that your “lustrous” career was, once upon a time ago. You will never convince Shadowlove-san otherwise, so don’t even waste your time even trying. You know that friend that you have who’s emotionally needy and clingy one minute, stop looking at Kyle Kemp-san, then pushes you away the next minute, eyes on the prize John Gable-san, once they are through with you? The type of friend who loves you one day and hates you the next? Who’s afraid you’ll leave them but then leaves you first? Who crumples into a pile of tears at a moment’s notice and then cuts bait with you as a way to cope with emotional pain of separation? Yeah, that friend of yours, John Gable-san, is the Kyle Kemp-san and the #BeachKrew. . .
A mixture of multicolored laser lights and strobe lights illuminates the inside of the Catina along with theatrical smoke and fog sets the scene as another huge Mexican with slicked back hair and dressed in all black with the name Chuy written in white on his shirt across his chest escorts Shadowlove and Ms. Miyamoto make their way through the WCF Galaxy filled dance floor of the Catina.
SHADOWLOVE: John Boy, your frantic efforts to avoid this reality of the #BeachKrew’s abandonment will leave you more with a more unstable and intense interpersonal career characterized by alternating between the extremes of idealization and devaluation that are potentially self-damaging not only to you but to your “lustrous” career by resurrecting the same self-mutilating acting career that plagued Marilyn Monroe. That chronic feeling of emptiness, that inappropriate intense controlling anger, that stress-related paranoid ideation is just as frustrating for the person like yourself as it is for Kyle and the rest of the #BeachKrew. Your feelings of severe anxiety and fear of abandonment by Kyle and #BeachKrew is the only reason that you lash out at others as a way to protect yourself from feeling hurt. When you’re in their good graces, Kyle and the #BeachKrew love you. But when you’re not, and the novelty of John Gable has worn off, then watch out!. . .
Shadowlove and Ms. Miyamoto are met with yet another huge Mexican with slicked back hair and dressed in all black with the name Chuy written in white on his shirt hidden behind two massive arms crossed over his chest standing in front of a corner booth.
"The Dynamic Duo" squeeze into their obviously private corner booth.
Shadowlove shakes his head and wonders to himself, "Are there any huge Mexicans dressed all in black, not named Chuy?" as munches on some chipotle lime chips with guacamole.
Ms. Miyamoto, taking her proper spot, cradling next to Shadowlove caressing his muscular chest with her fingers.
MS. MIYAMOTO: Kyle Kemp-san and the #BeachKrew will tire of your loud, overly dramatic, attention seeking, provocative way, John Gable-san. You will be past the point of no return of having a deep and meaningful conversation when trying to dig your way out of being the center of attention in the World Championship Federation and the #BeachKrew. Kyle Kemp-san and the #BeachKrew will rapidly, sit down Johnny, not “Rabidly”, shift their allegiance out of spite and jealousy. It is in their nature. Kyle Kemp-san and the #BeachKrew can't handle not being the center of the WCF Galaxy. Just flip a coin, and close your eyes, there is no difference between Kyle Kemp-san and John Gable-san. Their style of speech, their mannerisms in and out of the ring, are excessively impressionistic and lacking in self-dramatization. . .
On very hot and festive day in México City celebrating Cinco de Mayo along with the upcoming WCF PPV, Asesinato De Mayo, what better way to celebrate than with two XL Giant 32oz. Margaritas made with Añejo (extra aged) Tequila Reserva De Don Julio (product placement along with celebrity endorsement) brought by a mujer muy hermosa que se ve mucho como Salma Hayek.
SHADOWLOVE: When you think of Kyle and John Boy’s very shallow attempt at antisocial behavior, it makes the WCF Galaxy stop to think, I know I do, that they are just your everyday run-of-the-mill “Rudo”, when in Rome or México eh, who are shy loner-types that doesn't have a lot of friends while sitting in the locker room along with the other members of #BeachKrew playing with themselves hoping that they can turn back the clock on “Thursday” when hoping that she was “Wednesday” by turning her into a whole different “ballgame”. If you “Ballers” know what I mean?. . .
Ms. Miyamoto starts sipping from her XL Giant 32oz. Glass of Margarita made from Añejo (extra aged) Tequila Reserva De Don Julio (product placement along with celebrity endorsement). The Margarita almost comes shooting out her flawless nose on her angelic looking face. "!ojos mios!”
MS. MIYAMOTO: Oh, Snap! As you can see Kyle Kemp-san and John Gable-san, you aren't the only ones that can be a “smooth” criminal. Shadowlove-san can break the same antisocial behavior just like you with regards to the World Championship Federation. Shadowlove-san just does it in a more charming and manipulatively stylish way. You can “WOOOOOO!” here Kyle Kemp-san and John Gable-san, everyone in the WCF Galaxy sure is. The common misperception of Shadowlove-san is that being quite the opportunistic predator that he is, that he never has to put too much effort into his performance inside and outside the ring. Well, for Shadowlove-san to look this good in and out of the ring, it does take not only an incredible mindset but quite the amazing skillset as well. . .
On very hot and festive day in México City celebrating Cinco de Mayo along with the upcoming WCF PPV, Asesinato De Mayo, what better way to celebrate than with two XL Giant platters of Camarones Con Pollo Cilantro y Ala Diablo brought by a mujer muy hermosa que se ve mucho como Eva Longoria.
SHADOWLOVE: Just look how boring my compatriots like Kyle and John Boy are? I mean, look at what these two dudes have brought to the WCF with not only their opposition, their resentment, their sullenness, their stubbornness, their deceitfulness, their helplessness, their forgetfulness, their purposeful inefficiency, their procrastination, and their negative attitudes in reaction to myself, “The Handsome Half-breed”, when elevating what might be a boring as hell tag-team match this Sunday night in the Arena México. . .
On very hot and festive day in México City celebrating Cinco de Mayo along with the upcoming WCF PPV, Asesinato De Mayo, what better way to celebrate this fancy feast than with a dessert of Creamy Caramel Flan brought by a mujer muy hermosa que se ve mucho como Jessica Alba.
MS. MIYAMOTO: Instead of just talking about liking or disliking Shadowlove-san, when you feel a strong reaction towards him, Kyle Kemp-san and John Gable-san, it will tell you a little something important about yourself when showing him the proper respect owed to him. So before you go out and start gleefully proclaiming victory in this Tag-team match, keep in mind one thing, all sorts of people including the #BeachKrew have failed to end Shadowlove-san‘s career. In Shadowlove-san‘s first encounter with the #BeachKrew in what can only be described as that 6-on-6 Clusterfuck No Disqualification Handicap Match, after all those “Special” Olympians, Zombie McMorris-san, Vengeance-san, Mikey eXtreme-san, Teo Del Sol-san, and R.I.P. Katherine Phoenix tuck-tailed and hid at the very sight of Wade Moor-san, Johnny Rabid-san, Jared Holmes-san, Dustin Beaver-san, Andre Aquarius-san, and even you, Kyle Kemp-san, who was left standing in the middle of the ring looking down the barrel of #BeachKrew’s best six-shooters? Who was “The Lone Wolf” crazy enough to stand alone and take everyone of your shots before pinning him, 1. . . 2. . . 3? It’s better to use this information as a way to better understand and tolerate Shadowlove-san, rather than to use it as a way to judge Him. And don’t forget, if all you do is go around judging “The Handsome Half-breed”, then you Kyle, and you John Gable-san, are still living in the “shadow” of Wade Moor-san. . .
Shadowlove starts to think of his amazing win/loss Tag-team record for the past month, 0-3 without being pinned once. “!Ay Caramba!”. Will Caleb Ronan keep Shadowlove’s hot streak going?
SHADOWLOVE: Dr. Feelgood, you better sit Caleb down and tell him the reality of his situation this Sunday night. If you think that the Kyle and John Boy really hate Me, then they’re really just gonna love him. The WCF isn't about listening to confessions, talking about your problems in group therapy, holding hands while crossing the street, or who can garner the popular vote by taking the most selfies. This is the WCF, where the hope is in the truth of who can be the most cruel and the most violent on any given Sunday inside the squared-circle. End of Story! Kyle and John Boy will neither be your priest, your guidance counselor, your Girl Scout Cookie, nor your YouTube and Snapchat buddy. . .
Ms. Miyamoto reaches inside Shadowlove's black leather trench-coat and removes a rolled up copy of The Wall St. Journal and begins tapping it into the palm of her hand.
MS. MIYAMOTO: Frank Brown-san, sugar-coating the situation with false hopes, with false dreams, and with false futures in the World Championship Federation will be “Es Muy Malo” for Caleb Ronan-san and yourself. The only lessons that you need worry about, Caleb Ronan-san, is the one that is being taught to you by Shadowlove-san and myself. The World Championship Federation shows that denial of the cruel and violent treatment of a person is the greatest downfall for anyone's career in this organization. Frank Brown-san are you going to give Caleb Ronan-san the affirmation that he needs to become the one thing that he hates most about the sports entertainment business in order to avoid getting his ass kicked by Kyle Kemp-san and John Gable-san?. . .
“DANGER ZONE” by Kenny Loggins starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) indoor surround sound system.
SHADOWLOVE: AFFIRMATIVE GHOSTRIDER!. . .
MS. MIYAMOTO: Caleb Ronan-san, no, no, no. Frank Brown-san isn't talking to you right now. The wartime consigliere is just telling you, that you have two choices that you have to make this Sunday on Slam: learn to be the predator or just keep on being the easy prey. When your pride and confidence in yourself has been torn to pieces, when your pride and confidence has been deeply damaged and you've been made to feel that the life you lead is all your fault, for all the good advice that Frank Brown-san has provided to you, he will never provide the positive reinforcement that you need to overcome the likes of Kyle Kemp-san and John Gable-san. . .
“WAR” by Edwin Starr starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) indoor surround sound system.
SHADOWLOVE: SUIT UP!. . .
MS. MIYAMOTO: Caleb Ronan-san, in feudal Japan a Rōnin was a samurai with no lord or master who became masterless from the death or fall of his master, or after the loss of his master's favor or privilege. With all the good that Frank Brown-san has done for you thus far in your career by making you behave with honor and dignity, unfortunately, the World Championship Federation isn't based on this kind of passivity and timidity that you need, want, and desire out of life. You will experience a jolt, a sudden flash of memory, that is triggered by an event, a song, a movie scene, or any minor occurrence that will take you to the breaking point where you cannot take it anymore and just say, “Enough is enough!” And when the child-turned-adult awakens inside you and slowly comes out to the forefront, you will then realize that not everything is as it has seems and everything that you have learned will be coming from the new and improved Caleb Ronan-san. . .
“THE THEME FROM SUPERMAN” by John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) indoor surround sound system.
SHADOWLOVE: WORKS FOR ME!
“PERSONAL JESUS” by Depeche Mode starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) indoor surround sound system.
The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, bows his head, raising his arms straight out to his sides, as if, being crucified on a cross. And on the third day, Jesus, wept.
Ms. Miyamoto takes her proper place and cradles against Shadowlove's body and caresses his muscular chest with her fingers.
“LA BAMBA” by Ritchie Valens starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) indoor surround sound system.
Shadowlove raises his head showing with a malevolent, tight wolfish, whiplash smile, slowly appearing on his lips showing off perfectly white even teeth on his chiseled fighter's face, as an ice cold stare radiants from his blue eyes with a “¡Viva La Revolución, Hasta La Vista, Baby!” shit-eating grin.
Shadowlove starts to "strip" off his black leather trench-coat like a Chippendale's dancer. Spinning the black leather trench-coat around him like a Matador in a bullring, throwing it up into the air, catching it and putting it back on as if nothing has happened.
“HER STRUT" by Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) outdoor surround sound system.
Ms. Miyamoto, exuding fantastic supermodel energy, as she walks with a stiff, erect, and apparently arrogant and conceited "Strut" around "The Handsome Half-breed", to a rousing Standing Ovation from the patrons of the El Hollywood Rubio Cantina. She slowly lowers her RayBan sunglasses down her perfectly flawless nose on her angelic looking face, showing off her incandescent green eyes, nodding in approval at such a Magnificent Specimen, Shadowlove-san, while tapping a rolled-up copy of the Wall St. Journal in the palm of her hand.
"The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, along with his personal bodyguard/valet, Ms. Miyamoto, stopping for a second, taking in the aura and ambiance of the El Hollywood Rubio Cantina, pose like fashion models on a catwalk for the locals of México City, the WCF Galaxy, and the viewing audience at home.
The locals of México City and the WCF Galaxy throughout the El Hollywood Rubio Cantina along with the viewing audience at home begin clicking away with their cameras like the paparazzi during a "Hollywood" premiere.
The locals of México City, the WCF Galaxy, and the viewing audience at home, alike start “Making It Rain” with a mix blend of Mexican Pesos (0.056 U.S. Dollars) and American Dollars (17.73 Mexican Peso).
Ms. Miyamoto slowly raises her RayBan sunglasses up her perfectly flawless nose on her angelic looking face with her middle finger.
THIS IS THE END, MY ONLY FRIEND. . . THE END!
SHADOWLOVE: Welcome to the wonderful world of “The Handsome Half-breed”. A place where there are all sorts of people like Kyle Kemp and John Gable that have the tendencies to rub me the wrong way. You see, Kyle Kemp and John Gable aren't just assholes, they’re #BeachKrew. Kyle Kemp and John Gable aren't just a couple of self-indulgent drama queens, they're #BeachKrew. Kyle Kemp and John Gable aren't just emotionally labile and needy, they’re, you guessed it, #BeachKrew. . .
The Infamous Superstar's personal bodyguard/valet, Ms. Miyamoto, the simply ravishing femme fatale temptress standing in her proper place cradling against Shadowlove's body and caressing his muscular chest with her fingers. Her raven black hair pulled back in a French braid showing off her angelic face with her eyes hidden behind a pair of RayBan sunglasses to go along with her body built for sin encased in a very striking Jalisco Traditional Mexican Dress and Vantablack Jimmy Choo stilettos. Her sweet as honey, harmoniously hypnotizing, smooth as silk, smoky voice radiating through her alluring lips:
MS. MIYAMOTO: John Gable-san isn't exactly a member of #BeachKrew, per say, but he does hold the burden of being guilty by association. Now, we’re not necessarily a fan of needlessly labeling people like Kyle Kemp-san and John Gable-san just because they’re difficult enough to deal with having to live off their #BeachKrew brand name. At the same time, though, having a framework that helps the viewing audience understand the characteristic traits of Kyle Kemp-san and John Gable-san can actually make them seem more tolerable for the WCF Galaxy in order to cope with these two highly “trained” and very “talented” individuals. . .
The WCF Galaxy decorated in colors of the Mexican flag, red, white, green start crowding the street around the El Hollywood Rubio Cantina celebrating Cinco de Mayo along with the upcoming WCF PPV, Asesinato De Mayo.
SHADOWLOVE: So let’s get into the nitty gritty of life in #BeachKrew without Wade Moor shall we? Ever since your fearless leader decided to remake “The Wizard Of Oz” off Broadway, showing that he had no heart, no courage, and no brains anymore to lead your band of “merry-men” in tights, these odd and eccentric people seem to be just a tad bit paranoid, emotionally impulsive, voraciously dramatic, and highly anxious as of late. Now, we're not going to focus on Johnny Rabid, Jared Holmes, Andre Aquarius, or even Dustin Beaver because we’ve already had first-hand knowledge of how hard it is to deal with the #BeachKrew as a whole. Besides, someone like Kyle Kemp always has that “one day of the week” where he keeps his life “thuggin” along down the highway of life before he is about to be put through a living hell. But once you understand the psyche of #BeachKrew these days, you start to see certain small interactions which can help you realize not to take stuff Kyle says or does too seriously. Can Kyle help it that the only way that he interacts with #BeachKrew these days is to run around the WCF like an “El Pollo Loco” (celebrity endorsement) with his head cut off? Makes perfect sense why they brought in, John Boy, doesn’t it?. . .
The WCF Galaxy starts parting like the Red Sea as Shadowlove and Ms. Miyamoto make their way through the crowd. The WCF Galaxy closes behind them as “The Dynamic Duo” make their way towards the front entrance of the El Hollywood Rubio Cantina.
MS. MIYAMOTO: Anytime that you interact with someone like Kyle Kemp-san who acts entitled, demanding, and superior towards others just shows the difference between Kyle Kemp-san’s mild case of #BeachKrew “asshole-ism” and being an egotistical, narcissistic, politically incorrect, felicitating, self-righteous sonivabitch like Shadowlove-san. Kyle Kemp-san has a grandiose sense of self-importance which exaggerates his achievements and talents, he expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements. Yes, he has been a People's Champion. Yes, he has been a Tag-team Champion with Johnny Rabid-san. And Yes, he has had a handful of matches of the week. But seriously, what has Kyle Kemp-san really done for his career lately, much less for the #BeachKrew?. . .
Shadowlove and Ms. Miyamoto making their way through the WCF Galaxy reaches the front of the line to enter the El Hollywood Rubio Cantina. “The Dynamic Duo” are met with the most viable aspect of the Cantina, a huge Mexican with slicked back hair and dressed in all black with the name Chuy written in white on his shirt across his chest.
SHADOWLOVE: Kyle, you have been preoccupied with the fantasies of having the unlimited success, the unlimited power, the unlimited brilliance, that Wade Moor brought to the #BeachKrew. You believe that you are so unique in the WCF that only a handful of people really think that you are “special” and can be only understood by, or should associate with, other “special” high society people with excessive admiration to be the “New” Wade Moor of the #BeachKrew. Your arrogant, haughty behavior is nothing more than an unreasonably, interpersonal exploitative expectation of your sense of entitlement from being a member of the #BeachKrew. . .
Chuy opens the velvet rope letting Shadowlove and Ms. Miyamoto walk through without any inconvenience checking of their identifications. “The Dynamic Duo” enters the El Hollywood Rubio Cantina and disappears inside. Chuy speaks into a radio on his wrist. Some of the WCF Galaxy showing their ignorance start to protest and are met by a stern look from Chuy that stops them in their tracks.
MS. MIYAMOTO: It’s no wonder why John Gable-san wants to “gravy” train off the reputation of the #BeachKrew as well. His “reputation” precedes himself. Is Shadowlove-san supposed to be impressed with what you have done lately in your “lustrous” career as well? Shadowlove-san can be extremely frustrating to deal with and will without a doubt, without any sense of remorse, test the very ends of your patience. It is key for you to realize, John Gable-san, you are not, nor will you ever be, the center of attention that your “lustrous” career was, once upon a time ago. You will never convince Shadowlove-san otherwise, so don’t even waste your time even trying. You know that friend that you have who’s emotionally needy and clingy one minute, stop looking at Kyle Kemp-san, then pushes you away the next minute, eyes on the prize John Gable-san, once they are through with you? The type of friend who loves you one day and hates you the next? Who’s afraid you’ll leave them but then leaves you first? Who crumples into a pile of tears at a moment’s notice and then cuts bait with you as a way to cope with emotional pain of separation? Yeah, that friend of yours, John Gable-san, is the Kyle Kemp-san and the #BeachKrew. . .
A mixture of multicolored laser lights and strobe lights illuminates the inside of the Catina along with theatrical smoke and fog sets the scene as another huge Mexican with slicked back hair and dressed in all black with the name Chuy written in white on his shirt across his chest escorts Shadowlove and Ms. Miyamoto make their way through the WCF Galaxy filled dance floor of the Catina.
SHADOWLOVE: John Boy, your frantic efforts to avoid this reality of the #BeachKrew’s abandonment will leave you more with a more unstable and intense interpersonal career characterized by alternating between the extremes of idealization and devaluation that are potentially self-damaging not only to you but to your “lustrous” career by resurrecting the same self-mutilating acting career that plagued Marilyn Monroe. That chronic feeling of emptiness, that inappropriate intense controlling anger, that stress-related paranoid ideation is just as frustrating for the person like yourself as it is for Kyle and the rest of the #BeachKrew. Your feelings of severe anxiety and fear of abandonment by Kyle and #BeachKrew is the only reason that you lash out at others as a way to protect yourself from feeling hurt. When you’re in their good graces, Kyle and the #BeachKrew love you. But when you’re not, and the novelty of John Gable has worn off, then watch out!. . .
Shadowlove and Ms. Miyamoto are met with yet another huge Mexican with slicked back hair and dressed in all black with the name Chuy written in white on his shirt hidden behind two massive arms crossed over his chest standing in front of a corner booth.
"The Dynamic Duo" squeeze into their obviously private corner booth.
Shadowlove shakes his head and wonders to himself, "Are there any huge Mexicans dressed all in black, not named Chuy?" as munches on some chipotle lime chips with guacamole.
Ms. Miyamoto, taking her proper spot, cradling next to Shadowlove caressing his muscular chest with her fingers.
MS. MIYAMOTO: Kyle Kemp-san and the #BeachKrew will tire of your loud, overly dramatic, attention seeking, provocative way, John Gable-san. You will be past the point of no return of having a deep and meaningful conversation when trying to dig your way out of being the center of attention in the World Championship Federation and the #BeachKrew. Kyle Kemp-san and the #BeachKrew will rapidly, sit down Johnny, not “Rabidly”, shift their allegiance out of spite and jealousy. It is in their nature. Kyle Kemp-san and the #BeachKrew can't handle not being the center of the WCF Galaxy. Just flip a coin, and close your eyes, there is no difference between Kyle Kemp-san and John Gable-san. Their style of speech, their mannerisms in and out of the ring, are excessively impressionistic and lacking in self-dramatization. . .
On very hot and festive day in México City celebrating Cinco de Mayo along with the upcoming WCF PPV, Asesinato De Mayo, what better way to celebrate than with two XL Giant 32oz. Margaritas made with Añejo (extra aged) Tequila Reserva De Don Julio (product placement along with celebrity endorsement) brought by a mujer muy hermosa que se ve mucho como Salma Hayek.
SHADOWLOVE: When you think of Kyle and John Boy’s very shallow attempt at antisocial behavior, it makes the WCF Galaxy stop to think, I know I do, that they are just your everyday run-of-the-mill “Rudo”, when in Rome or México eh, who are shy loner-types that doesn't have a lot of friends while sitting in the locker room along with the other members of #BeachKrew playing with themselves hoping that they can turn back the clock on “Thursday” when hoping that she was “Wednesday” by turning her into a whole different “ballgame”. If you “Ballers” know what I mean?. . .
Ms. Miyamoto starts sipping from her XL Giant 32oz. Glass of Margarita made from Añejo (extra aged) Tequila Reserva De Don Julio (product placement along with celebrity endorsement). The Margarita almost comes shooting out her flawless nose on her angelic looking face. "!ojos mios!”
MS. MIYAMOTO: Oh, Snap! As you can see Kyle Kemp-san and John Gable-san, you aren't the only ones that can be a “smooth” criminal. Shadowlove-san can break the same antisocial behavior just like you with regards to the World Championship Federation. Shadowlove-san just does it in a more charming and manipulatively stylish way. You can “WOOOOOO!” here Kyle Kemp-san and John Gable-san, everyone in the WCF Galaxy sure is. The common misperception of Shadowlove-san is that being quite the opportunistic predator that he is, that he never has to put too much effort into his performance inside and outside the ring. Well, for Shadowlove-san to look this good in and out of the ring, it does take not only an incredible mindset but quite the amazing skillset as well. . .
On very hot and festive day in México City celebrating Cinco de Mayo along with the upcoming WCF PPV, Asesinato De Mayo, what better way to celebrate than with two XL Giant platters of Camarones Con Pollo Cilantro y Ala Diablo brought by a mujer muy hermosa que se ve mucho como Eva Longoria.
SHADOWLOVE: Just look how boring my compatriots like Kyle and John Boy are? I mean, look at what these two dudes have brought to the WCF with not only their opposition, their resentment, their sullenness, their stubbornness, their deceitfulness, their helplessness, their forgetfulness, their purposeful inefficiency, their procrastination, and their negative attitudes in reaction to myself, “The Handsome Half-breed”, when elevating what might be a boring as hell tag-team match this Sunday night in the Arena México. . .
On very hot and festive day in México City celebrating Cinco de Mayo along with the upcoming WCF PPV, Asesinato De Mayo, what better way to celebrate this fancy feast than with a dessert of Creamy Caramel Flan brought by a mujer muy hermosa que se ve mucho como Jessica Alba.
MS. MIYAMOTO: Instead of just talking about liking or disliking Shadowlove-san, when you feel a strong reaction towards him, Kyle Kemp-san and John Gable-san, it will tell you a little something important about yourself when showing him the proper respect owed to him. So before you go out and start gleefully proclaiming victory in this Tag-team match, keep in mind one thing, all sorts of people including the #BeachKrew have failed to end Shadowlove-san‘s career. In Shadowlove-san‘s first encounter with the #BeachKrew in what can only be described as that 6-on-6 Clusterfuck No Disqualification Handicap Match, after all those “Special” Olympians, Zombie McMorris-san, Vengeance-san, Mikey eXtreme-san, Teo Del Sol-san, and R.I.P. Katherine Phoenix tuck-tailed and hid at the very sight of Wade Moor-san, Johnny Rabid-san, Jared Holmes-san, Dustin Beaver-san, Andre Aquarius-san, and even you, Kyle Kemp-san, who was left standing in the middle of the ring looking down the barrel of #BeachKrew’s best six-shooters? Who was “The Lone Wolf” crazy enough to stand alone and take everyone of your shots before pinning him, 1. . . 2. . . 3? It’s better to use this information as a way to better understand and tolerate Shadowlove-san, rather than to use it as a way to judge Him. And don’t forget, if all you do is go around judging “The Handsome Half-breed”, then you Kyle, and you John Gable-san, are still living in the “shadow” of Wade Moor-san. . .
Shadowlove starts to think of his amazing win/loss Tag-team record for the past month, 0-3 without being pinned once. “!Ay Caramba!”. Will Caleb Ronan keep Shadowlove’s hot streak going?
SHADOWLOVE: Dr. Feelgood, you better sit Caleb down and tell him the reality of his situation this Sunday night. If you think that the Kyle and John Boy really hate Me, then they’re really just gonna love him. The WCF isn't about listening to confessions, talking about your problems in group therapy, holding hands while crossing the street, or who can garner the popular vote by taking the most selfies. This is the WCF, where the hope is in the truth of who can be the most cruel and the most violent on any given Sunday inside the squared-circle. End of Story! Kyle and John Boy will neither be your priest, your guidance counselor, your Girl Scout Cookie, nor your YouTube and Snapchat buddy. . .
Ms. Miyamoto reaches inside Shadowlove's black leather trench-coat and removes a rolled up copy of The Wall St. Journal and begins tapping it into the palm of her hand.
MS. MIYAMOTO: Frank Brown-san, sugar-coating the situation with false hopes, with false dreams, and with false futures in the World Championship Federation will be “Es Muy Malo” for Caleb Ronan-san and yourself. The only lessons that you need worry about, Caleb Ronan-san, is the one that is being taught to you by Shadowlove-san and myself. The World Championship Federation shows that denial of the cruel and violent treatment of a person is the greatest downfall for anyone's career in this organization. Frank Brown-san are you going to give Caleb Ronan-san the affirmation that he needs to become the one thing that he hates most about the sports entertainment business in order to avoid getting his ass kicked by Kyle Kemp-san and John Gable-san?. . .
“DANGER ZONE” by Kenny Loggins starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) indoor surround sound system.
SHADOWLOVE: AFFIRMATIVE GHOSTRIDER!. . .
MS. MIYAMOTO: Caleb Ronan-san, no, no, no. Frank Brown-san isn't talking to you right now. The wartime consigliere is just telling you, that you have two choices that you have to make this Sunday on Slam: learn to be the predator or just keep on being the easy prey. When your pride and confidence in yourself has been torn to pieces, when your pride and confidence has been deeply damaged and you've been made to feel that the life you lead is all your fault, for all the good advice that Frank Brown-san has provided to you, he will never provide the positive reinforcement that you need to overcome the likes of Kyle Kemp-san and John Gable-san. . .
“WAR” by Edwin Starr starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) indoor surround sound system.
SHADOWLOVE: SUIT UP!. . .
MS. MIYAMOTO: Caleb Ronan-san, in feudal Japan a Rōnin was a samurai with no lord or master who became masterless from the death or fall of his master, or after the loss of his master's favor or privilege. With all the good that Frank Brown-san has done for you thus far in your career by making you behave with honor and dignity, unfortunately, the World Championship Federation isn't based on this kind of passivity and timidity that you need, want, and desire out of life. You will experience a jolt, a sudden flash of memory, that is triggered by an event, a song, a movie scene, or any minor occurrence that will take you to the breaking point where you cannot take it anymore and just say, “Enough is enough!” And when the child-turned-adult awakens inside you and slowly comes out to the forefront, you will then realize that not everything is as it has seems and everything that you have learned will be coming from the new and improved Caleb Ronan-san. . .
“THE THEME FROM SUPERMAN” by John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) indoor surround sound system.
SHADOWLOVE: WORKS FOR ME!
“PERSONAL JESUS” by Depeche Mode starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) indoor surround sound system.
The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, bows his head, raising his arms straight out to his sides, as if, being crucified on a cross. And on the third day, Jesus, wept.
Ms. Miyamoto takes her proper place and cradles against Shadowlove's body and caresses his muscular chest with her fingers.
“LA BAMBA” by Ritchie Valens starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) indoor surround sound system.
Shadowlove raises his head showing with a malevolent, tight wolfish, whiplash smile, slowly appearing on his lips showing off perfectly white even teeth on his chiseled fighter's face, as an ice cold stare radiants from his blue eyes with a “¡Viva La Revolución, Hasta La Vista, Baby!” shit-eating grin.
Shadowlove starts to "strip" off his black leather trench-coat like a Chippendale's dancer. Spinning the black leather trench-coat around him like a Matador in a bullring, throwing it up into the air, catching it and putting it back on as if nothing has happened.
“HER STRUT" by Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) outdoor surround sound system.
Ms. Miyamoto, exuding fantastic supermodel energy, as she walks with a stiff, erect, and apparently arrogant and conceited "Strut" around "The Handsome Half-breed", to a rousing Standing Ovation from the patrons of the El Hollywood Rubio Cantina. She slowly lowers her RayBan sunglasses down her perfectly flawless nose on her angelic looking face, showing off her incandescent green eyes, nodding in approval at such a Magnificent Specimen, Shadowlove-san, while tapping a rolled-up copy of the Wall St. Journal in the palm of her hand.
"The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, along with his personal bodyguard/valet, Ms. Miyamoto, stopping for a second, taking in the aura and ambiance of the El Hollywood Rubio Cantina, pose like fashion models on a catwalk for the locals of México City, the WCF Galaxy, and the viewing audience at home.
The locals of México City and the WCF Galaxy throughout the El Hollywood Rubio Cantina along with the viewing audience at home begin clicking away with their cameras like the paparazzi during a "Hollywood" premiere.
The locals of México City, the WCF Galaxy, and the viewing audience at home, alike start “Making It Rain” with a mix blend of Mexican Pesos (0.056 U.S. Dollars) and American Dollars (17.73 Mexican Peso).
Ms. Miyamoto slowly raises her RayBan sunglasses up her perfectly flawless nose on her angelic looking face with her middle finger.
THIS IS THE END, MY ONLY FRIEND. . . THE END!
