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Post by Bryan "Buzz" Worthy on May 2, 2016 8:04:58 GMT -5
From WCF.com:
According to reports from inside the group's camp, "Team DarkHorse" has officially added Ultimate Destroyer to its roster. The seven foot tall powerhouse wrestler put in a surprise appearance at last night's Slam, replacing Bad News Benson, who was scheduled to compete in the opening round of the Trios Cup Tournament. Destroyer, and his partners Snake Venom and Cathy Fitch, went on to defeat their opponents for the evening, The Young Family, allowing them to continue onto the next round of the contest.
"Ultimate Destroyer is part of our posse', but we're not dumping BNB," says self-designated team spokesperson Cathy Fitch, "We're going to need all the help we can next Sunday when we face 'White Pride' (gross) and 'The Unstable Pimplements' (even more gross) in a special Trios of Trios Match Seth booked because no one on the other teams was Alpha enough to get the win. Also, we're going to change our name to "The Three DarkHorsemen and One DarkHorsewoman" because it's a biblical thing and 'X-Men: Apocalypse'."
This reporter has contacted sources inside the WCF Booking Committee to see if this bending of official Trios Cup Tournament rules is in fact canon, but as of this morning there has been no reply.
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