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Post by The Killenial (Caleb Ronan) on Apr 22, 2016 4:45:35 GMT -5
I was on hall duty.
A kid was mouthing off to me.
Another teacher walked by and told the kid not to mess with me or I'd give them the Camel Clutch.
Then I added by telling the kid I'd break his back and make him humble.
The kid no-sold it.
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Post by The Polar Phantasm on Apr 23, 2016 10:30:44 GMT -5
When I was in sixth grade I got sent home from school for powerbombing a second grader into a fern.
The kid was an asshole, so nobody was really mad at me but still, doing a powerbomb in like 1992 in front of nuns? They probably thought I was trying to kill him.
Kid totally sold it for like five minutes then went to play kickball.
-B.
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Post by John Rabid on Apr 23, 2016 19:45:48 GMT -5
Out drinking after work with the guys, went to an 80's themed club, was dancing an having fun with a cute woman.
One of those 60's megamix tracks began to play, by this time we were both pretty drunk. For some reason I tried to do that move where you flip someone over your shoulder, It turned into a vertibreaker.
Bang!
To her credit, she just got up, rubbed her head and we carried on dancing. One tough woman.
Moral of the story? When you're all out of rohipnol? Try wrestling.
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Post by The Polar Phantasm on Apr 23, 2016 20:41:15 GMT -5
Kids, don't vertibreaker your date.
If they can't say no because they're legit knocked out, it's still totally rape.
*the more you know*
-B.
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Post by The Killenial (Caleb Ronan) on Apr 23, 2016 22:31:09 GMT -5
Another time I was breaking a fight between two huge black girls from a bad neighborhood in my district and put one of them in a front face lock, Hogan on Belzer style. I won the fight.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2016 1:32:09 GMT -5
I used to randomly hit my friends in high school with a Diamond Cutter at school. They would totally sell it.
We were all in a backyard federation, and it was about the time Chris Kanyon was going around randomly hitting people with the "Kanyon Kutter", and we thought it was hilarious.
Our teachers were not amused...
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