Post by Shadowlove on Apr 17, 2016 16:58:23 GMT -5
“GONNA FLY NOW" by Bill Conti starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) indoor surround sound system.
Standing in front of a Italian Calacatta Marble sink and stare at his reflection with the ice pack still on preparing for his night of violence and mayhem, or what have you, from the samo, samo boring analog of the Hardcore Championship Match described by Scathe, Andre Holmes, Dustin Beaver, the retiring Vengeance, Zombie McMorris, Bonnie Blue, Katherine Phoenix, “The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove stripped to the waist showing off the upper body of a Greek God, with washboard abs, pours some Plax Anti-plaque Formula (product endorsement) into a stainless-steel tumbler and swish it around my mouth for thirty seconds.
He squeezed the Rembrandt toothpaste (product endorsement) onto a faux-tortoiseshell toothbrush and start brushing his teeth and rinses with Listerine cool mint mouthwash. He inspects his hands and uses a nailbrush. He take the ice-pack mask off and use a deep-pore cleanser lotion, then an herb-mint facial masque which He leaves on for 15 minutes while checking his toenails. Then He use the Probright tooth polisher (product endorsement) and next the Interplak tooth polisher to clean between teeth and massage the gums. Rinsing with Cepacol (product endorsement), He washes the facial massage off with a spearmint face scrub.
The shower has a universal all-directional shower head that adjusts within a thirty-inch vertical range, made from Australian gold-black brass and covered with a white enamel finish. In the shower He uses first a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. For getting rid of oil and dirt that can weigh down and flatten His classic masculine razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair, He chooses Vidal Sassoon Revitalizing Shampoo (product endorsement), rinse, and repeat.
Once out of the shower, He towel dries himself with a Turkish Spa towel and wraps it around his waist. He presses a hot towel against my face for two minutes to soften abrasive beard hair, applies shave butter, making removing the five o’clock shadow easier with the Dollar Shave Club (product endorsement). He splashes cool water on the face to remove any trace of lather and applies Pour Hommes Gel Apaisant product endorsement) which is excellent for soothing dull, older skin then applies Baume Des Yeux Anti-Aging Eye Balm (product endorsement). Applying Nexxus Exxtra Gel Style Creation Sculptor (product endorsement) for His classic masculine and modern mussed, razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair, showing off His fighter's face. Slides on his Crocodile skinned pants and Alligator skinned boots.
“PERSONAL JESUS" by Depeche Mode starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) indoor surround sound system.
"The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove rises up to his feet, bows his head, raising his arms straight out to his sides, as if, being crucified on a cross. And on the third day, Jesus, wept.
“HER STRUT" by Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) indoor surround sound system.
The Infamous Superstar's personal bodyguard/valet, Ms. Miyamoto, the simply ravishing femme fatale temptress, mischievously smiles to herself, shaking her head, while holding up Shadowlove’s black leather trench-coat.. Her raven black hair pulled back in a French braid showing off her angelic face with her eyes hidden behind a pair of RayBan sunglasses to go along with her body built for sin encased in a Vantablack sequin Mandarin dress with a French-cut up the side showing off her neatly crossed legs with Vantablack Jimmy Choo stilettoes.
Shadowlove eases into His black leather trench-coat, smooth as silk.
Ms. Miyamoto, exuding fantastic supermodel energy, as she walks with a stiff, erect, and apparently arrogant and conceited "Strut" around "The Handsome Half-breed",She lowers her RayBan sunglasses, showing off her incandescent green eyes, nodding in approval at such a Magnificent Specimen.
"The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, along with his personal bodyguard/valet, Ms. Miyamoto, stopping for a second, taking in the aura of the full length mirror, and pose like fashion models on a catwalk. Ms Miyamoto with sweet as honey, harmoniously hypnotizing, smooth as silk, smoky voice radiating through her alluring lips:
MS. MIYAMOTO: NOW THAT’S HARDCORE!
Shadowlove raises his head showing with a malevolent, tight wolfish, whiplash smile, slowly appearing on his lips showing off perfectly white even teeth on his chiseled fighter's face, as an ice cold stare radiants from his blue eyes with a “I’m Too Sexy For My Shirt, Too Sexy For My Shirt, So Sexy It Hurts” shit-eating grin. Ms. Miyamoto raises up her RayBan sunglasses up her nose on her angelic face with her middle finger.
THIS IS THE END, MY ONLY FRIEND. . . THE END!
Standing in front of a Italian Calacatta Marble sink and stare at his reflection with the ice pack still on preparing for his night of violence and mayhem, or what have you, from the samo, samo boring analog of the Hardcore Championship Match described by Scathe, Andre Holmes, Dustin Beaver, the retiring Vengeance, Zombie McMorris, Bonnie Blue, Katherine Phoenix, “The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove stripped to the waist showing off the upper body of a Greek God, with washboard abs, pours some Plax Anti-plaque Formula (product endorsement) into a stainless-steel tumbler and swish it around my mouth for thirty seconds.
He squeezed the Rembrandt toothpaste (product endorsement) onto a faux-tortoiseshell toothbrush and start brushing his teeth and rinses with Listerine cool mint mouthwash. He inspects his hands and uses a nailbrush. He take the ice-pack mask off and use a deep-pore cleanser lotion, then an herb-mint facial masque which He leaves on for 15 minutes while checking his toenails. Then He use the Probright tooth polisher (product endorsement) and next the Interplak tooth polisher to clean between teeth and massage the gums. Rinsing with Cepacol (product endorsement), He washes the facial massage off with a spearmint face scrub.
The shower has a universal all-directional shower head that adjusts within a thirty-inch vertical range, made from Australian gold-black brass and covered with a white enamel finish. In the shower He uses first a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. For getting rid of oil and dirt that can weigh down and flatten His classic masculine razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair, He chooses Vidal Sassoon Revitalizing Shampoo (product endorsement), rinse, and repeat.
Once out of the shower, He towel dries himself with a Turkish Spa towel and wraps it around his waist. He presses a hot towel against my face for two minutes to soften abrasive beard hair, applies shave butter, making removing the five o’clock shadow easier with the Dollar Shave Club (product endorsement). He splashes cool water on the face to remove any trace of lather and applies Pour Hommes Gel Apaisant product endorsement) which is excellent for soothing dull, older skin then applies Baume Des Yeux Anti-Aging Eye Balm (product endorsement). Applying Nexxus Exxtra Gel Style Creation Sculptor (product endorsement) for His classic masculine and modern mussed, razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair, showing off His fighter's face. Slides on his Crocodile skinned pants and Alligator skinned boots.
“PERSONAL JESUS" by Depeche Mode starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) indoor surround sound system.
"The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove rises up to his feet, bows his head, raising his arms straight out to his sides, as if, being crucified on a cross. And on the third day, Jesus, wept.
“HER STRUT" by Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) indoor surround sound system.
The Infamous Superstar's personal bodyguard/valet, Ms. Miyamoto, the simply ravishing femme fatale temptress, mischievously smiles to herself, shaking her head, while holding up Shadowlove’s black leather trench-coat.. Her raven black hair pulled back in a French braid showing off her angelic face with her eyes hidden behind a pair of RayBan sunglasses to go along with her body built for sin encased in a Vantablack sequin Mandarin dress with a French-cut up the side showing off her neatly crossed legs with Vantablack Jimmy Choo stilettoes.
Shadowlove eases into His black leather trench-coat, smooth as silk.
Ms. Miyamoto, exuding fantastic supermodel energy, as she walks with a stiff, erect, and apparently arrogant and conceited "Strut" around "The Handsome Half-breed",She lowers her RayBan sunglasses, showing off her incandescent green eyes, nodding in approval at such a Magnificent Specimen.
"The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, along with his personal bodyguard/valet, Ms. Miyamoto, stopping for a second, taking in the aura of the full length mirror, and pose like fashion models on a catwalk. Ms Miyamoto with sweet as honey, harmoniously hypnotizing, smooth as silk, smoky voice radiating through her alluring lips:
MS. MIYAMOTO: NOW THAT’S HARDCORE!
Shadowlove raises his head showing with a malevolent, tight wolfish, whiplash smile, slowly appearing on his lips showing off perfectly white even teeth on his chiseled fighter's face, as an ice cold stare radiants from his blue eyes with a “I’m Too Sexy For My Shirt, Too Sexy For My Shirt, So Sexy It Hurts” shit-eating grin. Ms. Miyamoto raises up her RayBan sunglasses up her nose on her angelic face with her middle finger.
THIS IS THE END, MY ONLY FRIEND. . . THE END!
