LOL Be gettin Ovah Like A Mother Fucker
Apr 17, 2016 14:52:35 GMT -5
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Apr 17, 2016 14:52:35 GMT -5
RP 7
WCF- Slam!
Hardcore Title Match Cluster Fuck
______________________________
Chapter I: LOL Be getting’ Ovah Like A MOTHER FUCKER
* The ‘actor’ portraying ol’ Z limped and hobbled off stage of the Dr. Phil set but as soon as he’s out of the public view he stands up and strides normally with a smile on his face. He groans and holds the back of his head as he is just barely able to open the door and squeeze inside. The camera cuts to Buddy Roman whose sitting on a chair, tapping his fingers on the make up counter. *
Buddy Roman: There, you are. I was worried.
* The camera cuts back to see the REAL Zombie McMorris in the flesh, transform from ‘ actor’ to real live fuckin mensch. *
ZMAC: Shit son, had to make sure he went down that rabbit hole and like everyone, he did. Cant believe those fools fell for it too. Like ZMAC is going to pop on over to a Dr. Phil show and apologize N’ shit on the real for some misogynist talk. Real talk is all I know how to do and if a Foccboi Andre Holmes wants to talk then we got real talk all day for that fool.
Buddy Roman: And me, pretending to be his agent convinced him to show up like this was all a trap. BAWAHAHAH. It was, it was. For him.
ZMAC: I mean like, lets get fuckin’ real. Andre Holmes ain’t smart enough to set up shit, let alone something as calculated as this. But he did exactly what I wanted him to do. Follow me down that rabbit hole and he done phoned it in. Go back and rewind that tape. Rewind that feed because that supposed hardcore maniac that is Andre Homles threw a worked superkick on T.V. because it’s an actor but ol’ Z ain’t fucking acting. That dude had seven whole fuckin days to rip me apart in any one of his segments that he made and he capped it off with a soft sell of how I’m predictable and and he’s just doing what a wrestler does.
LOL
YUP.
Andre be doing what every other wrestler does when they fight me. But it’s like I’ve been saying all along, I ain’t no wrestler. This ain’t no grapple for grapple, shit. This is the WCF HORROR KORE strap and you gots to be ready to kill a mother fucker if need to an Andre Holmes just proved how fuckin sawft he really is. Talking about straight up embarrassing me N’ shit. Like that’s a fucking thing up in here. Like Andre is going to win by overcoming adversity. Dude didn’t have to lift a finger but he sure did go through a lot of staged theatrics to get the point across that:
ANDRE. HOLMES. IS. GOING. TO. LOSE.
His entire career is riding on this match. He has to get out of the tag scene, he needs to legitimatize himself and distance himself from Gemini and he’s going to do that with the metaphorical kicking of an actor.
Buddy Roman: But it was really you.
ZMAC: Right, that was really me and even with me pretending to be a dude, pretending to be me, Andre still couldn’t work up the nut to get in there and say something worth a dime or a damn. Andre is just like everyone else. Thinking he can beat me by getting some mental edge over me by doing what I do.
This is the WCF hardcore title and you gotta be willing to kill a fool over that shit. Andre came up on here on live damn T.V. five, six, seven damn times and disrespected the belt that he wants. And I’m the fucking asshole? Nah son. I’m the fucking vet with the prowess and the track record that’s killed and wrecked fuccbois like Andre Holmes a million times in the past. This fool wants to talk about beating me and hardcore while bitching about fourth wall breaks. Get the fuck outta here with that shit.
* ZMAC holds up the Internet title. *
ZMAC: That’s what I do.
* ZMAC raises his other arm to reveal the old school style WCF Hardcore title, the aptly dubbed ‘HORROR KORE’ title.*
ZMAC: And this belt, Andre, means that I’ve made a career over kicking the ever loving shit out of apologizing little FGts like you and the rest of MY opponents. I told you before son. If you think MY WORDS hurt or are unfair and make you feel uncomfortable; then how are you going to handle me in the fucking ring? I’m not going to simply hit you with a dive killer and pin you. I’m not doing to powerbomb you from a top rope and listen close as your lungs collapse. Nah. That would be easy. That would be the NEW SCHOOL WCF way to do it.
Bah!
That New School, hold your hand, give you a hug, we can bro it out later- that’s a bunch of bullshit. I come from a world where you gotta kill everyone and everything dead, by any means possible. And you Andre, just proved to me that you ain’t got what it takes to hold this title with pride and give it what it really needs. This title is like a sword in the stone. Only one man can pull it because only one man belongs having it: Me!
You cant break the stone. You cant crush it or melt it down. The stone is eternal. All you can do is pull the sword. And you ain’t got the grip Andre. You don’t have your hands on Paul Levesque’s shovel. You just tried to bury me by putting me over.
The fuck is that shit? You wana talk about embarrassing, you imagining yourself with the strap around your waist is embarrassing it. It’s a damn fucking shame to all those came before you, MY HORROR KORE ILK and brethren and this company that made its name on that title. Now you want to carry it like you’ve earned it by what; seven promos for seven opponents and a fucking apology to Bonnie Blue? Fuck that. Sunday night I’m going straight up boarder toss all those mother fuckers around till none of them can fucking stand up and fight back. All Andre Holmes did was make me look that much better and him that much worse. I guess maybe there was hope from him? Maybe someone thought that but look, when you biggest shoot to date is:
Come this Sunday, I'm going to beat YOU, and everyone else to become the next WCF Hardcore Champion.
That’s it? That’s your hardcore revelation? That’s all you need to walk up on ZMAC and whoop him for a belt that he done tunred on it’s head with crazy matches and unforgettable moment.
Well, I guess that’s fitting because you sure as fuck arnt crazy and yu sure as fuck are forgettable, Andre. We already have a belt for guys like you, it’s called the International.
LOL
The fucking old school Elite title was held by a bunch of pretensions idiots and its them same idiots that are wrecking the Dub with their Social Warrior bullshit. Well, Andre, ZMAC is a warrior. A real old warrior that knows when to put up and lay waste to guys like you and now is that time. Make no mistake about it, man. I’m going to fight you far beyond your breaking point.
Because that rabbit hole goes down deep.
Like my dick in your mouth as you gag for forgiveness.
But ol’ Z doesn’t forgive. What he does though is take guys like you and make them realize that they’ll never be like me.
The Hardcore fucking Champion.
LOL FUCK YOU
and your whack azz series.
cuz ZMAC is a straight up serial killah.
And a HORROR KORE THRILLIAH
LOL
DEUCES BITCH!
WCF- Slam!
Hardcore Title Match Cluster Fuck
______________________________
Chapter I: LOL Be getting’ Ovah Like A MOTHER FUCKER
* The ‘actor’ portraying ol’ Z limped and hobbled off stage of the Dr. Phil set but as soon as he’s out of the public view he stands up and strides normally with a smile on his face. He groans and holds the back of his head as he is just barely able to open the door and squeeze inside. The camera cuts to Buddy Roman whose sitting on a chair, tapping his fingers on the make up counter. *
Buddy Roman: There, you are. I was worried.
* The camera cuts back to see the REAL Zombie McMorris in the flesh, transform from ‘ actor’ to real live fuckin mensch. *
ZMAC: Shit son, had to make sure he went down that rabbit hole and like everyone, he did. Cant believe those fools fell for it too. Like ZMAC is going to pop on over to a Dr. Phil show and apologize N’ shit on the real for some misogynist talk. Real talk is all I know how to do and if a Foccboi Andre Holmes wants to talk then we got real talk all day for that fool.
Buddy Roman: And me, pretending to be his agent convinced him to show up like this was all a trap. BAWAHAHAH. It was, it was. For him.
ZMAC: I mean like, lets get fuckin’ real. Andre Holmes ain’t smart enough to set up shit, let alone something as calculated as this. But he did exactly what I wanted him to do. Follow me down that rabbit hole and he done phoned it in. Go back and rewind that tape. Rewind that feed because that supposed hardcore maniac that is Andre Homles threw a worked superkick on T.V. because it’s an actor but ol’ Z ain’t fucking acting. That dude had seven whole fuckin days to rip me apart in any one of his segments that he made and he capped it off with a soft sell of how I’m predictable and and he’s just doing what a wrestler does.
LOL
YUP.
Andre be doing what every other wrestler does when they fight me. But it’s like I’ve been saying all along, I ain’t no wrestler. This ain’t no grapple for grapple, shit. This is the WCF HORROR KORE strap and you gots to be ready to kill a mother fucker if need to an Andre Holmes just proved how fuckin sawft he really is. Talking about straight up embarrassing me N’ shit. Like that’s a fucking thing up in here. Like Andre is going to win by overcoming adversity. Dude didn’t have to lift a finger but he sure did go through a lot of staged theatrics to get the point across that:
ANDRE. HOLMES. IS. GOING. TO. LOSE.
His entire career is riding on this match. He has to get out of the tag scene, he needs to legitimatize himself and distance himself from Gemini and he’s going to do that with the metaphorical kicking of an actor.
Buddy Roman: But it was really you.
ZMAC: Right, that was really me and even with me pretending to be a dude, pretending to be me, Andre still couldn’t work up the nut to get in there and say something worth a dime or a damn. Andre is just like everyone else. Thinking he can beat me by getting some mental edge over me by doing what I do.
This is the WCF hardcore title and you gotta be willing to kill a fool over that shit. Andre came up on here on live damn T.V. five, six, seven damn times and disrespected the belt that he wants. And I’m the fucking asshole? Nah son. I’m the fucking vet with the prowess and the track record that’s killed and wrecked fuccbois like Andre Holmes a million times in the past. This fool wants to talk about beating me and hardcore while bitching about fourth wall breaks. Get the fuck outta here with that shit.
* ZMAC holds up the Internet title. *
ZMAC: That’s what I do.
* ZMAC raises his other arm to reveal the old school style WCF Hardcore title, the aptly dubbed ‘HORROR KORE’ title.*
ZMAC: And this belt, Andre, means that I’ve made a career over kicking the ever loving shit out of apologizing little FGts like you and the rest of MY opponents. I told you before son. If you think MY WORDS hurt or are unfair and make you feel uncomfortable; then how are you going to handle me in the fucking ring? I’m not going to simply hit you with a dive killer and pin you. I’m not doing to powerbomb you from a top rope and listen close as your lungs collapse. Nah. That would be easy. That would be the NEW SCHOOL WCF way to do it.
Bah!
That New School, hold your hand, give you a hug, we can bro it out later- that’s a bunch of bullshit. I come from a world where you gotta kill everyone and everything dead, by any means possible. And you Andre, just proved to me that you ain’t got what it takes to hold this title with pride and give it what it really needs. This title is like a sword in the stone. Only one man can pull it because only one man belongs having it: Me!
You cant break the stone. You cant crush it or melt it down. The stone is eternal. All you can do is pull the sword. And you ain’t got the grip Andre. You don’t have your hands on Paul Levesque’s shovel. You just tried to bury me by putting me over.
The fuck is that shit? You wana talk about embarrassing, you imagining yourself with the strap around your waist is embarrassing it. It’s a damn fucking shame to all those came before you, MY HORROR KORE ILK and brethren and this company that made its name on that title. Now you want to carry it like you’ve earned it by what; seven promos for seven opponents and a fucking apology to Bonnie Blue? Fuck that. Sunday night I’m going straight up boarder toss all those mother fuckers around till none of them can fucking stand up and fight back. All Andre Holmes did was make me look that much better and him that much worse. I guess maybe there was hope from him? Maybe someone thought that but look, when you biggest shoot to date is:
Come this Sunday, I'm going to beat YOU, and everyone else to become the next WCF Hardcore Champion.
That’s it? That’s your hardcore revelation? That’s all you need to walk up on ZMAC and whoop him for a belt that he done tunred on it’s head with crazy matches and unforgettable moment.
Well, I guess that’s fitting because you sure as fuck arnt crazy and yu sure as fuck are forgettable, Andre. We already have a belt for guys like you, it’s called the International.
LOL
The fucking old school Elite title was held by a bunch of pretensions idiots and its them same idiots that are wrecking the Dub with their Social Warrior bullshit. Well, Andre, ZMAC is a warrior. A real old warrior that knows when to put up and lay waste to guys like you and now is that time. Make no mistake about it, man. I’m going to fight you far beyond your breaking point.
Because that rabbit hole goes down deep.
Like my dick in your mouth as you gag for forgiveness.
But ol’ Z doesn’t forgive. What he does though is take guys like you and make them realize that they’ll never be like me.
The Hardcore fucking Champion.
LOL FUCK YOU
and your whack azz series.
cuz ZMAC is a straight up serial killah.
And a HORROR KORE THRILLIAH
LOL
DEUCES BITCH!
