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Post by TMNT Security on Apr 17, 2016 14:28:37 GMT -5
Hey guys! Colin Marshall (aka CMARSH aka one third of TMNT SECK-UR-UH-TEEH aka da realest guys in da room how yoo doon) here with a little PSA regarding the HORROR-KORE Championship match at Slam this Sunday.
I heard we uh, had a few itchy sphinc's in regard to some 4th wall breakage? Well, this is a business. Every business has breakage, chums.
But that's not why I'm here today. I'm here to tell you that ZMAC crashes down that 4th wall upon my two toned dome every chance he gets. He used to make fun of my panties and to this day I'm not sure if he knows what my real name is. Kaz, Colin, Stryder. Who da fuq knows? Not ZMAC, of course.
Did I cry about it? Did I break down the 4th in retaliation?
Nah. I didn't.
And I stand before you as a TMNT footsie pajama wearing man.
My thing is if you claim to be HORROR-KORE (aka HAWRDKORE aka how you doon-KORE) how are you gonna get all twisted over something the K-K-K-Koked Up Mad Man is spoutin? How are you gonna take a shot to the back of the head with a sledgehammer, get dumped off a twenty foot ladder, and go through 10 flaming tables at the same damn time (and miraculously survive) iffin you can't handle a little crumble in da 4th?
Sack up children. Otherwise, Sunday's gonna suck.
If you don't think you're HORROR-KORE enough call our hotline:
1-800-ZREKTEM
Dats 1-800-ZREKTEM
NINJA VANISH!!!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2016 14:36:00 GMT -5
@neonordic
If any post needed a Joey Flash "do not read" warning, it's this. Where the hell was he? I should sue.
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Post by TMNT Security on Apr 17, 2016 14:39:12 GMT -5
1-800-ZREKTEM
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Post by CTK on Apr 18, 2016 1:09:45 GMT -5
@cutthroat
How mature. If you wanna bend over and spread ya cheeks, that's your call. Not my style. Doesn't say much about your integrity if you're defendin' such behaviour though. #JustSayin. Did you enjoy that parting gift Omega left you? YA_WELCUM.EXE
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Post by TMNT Security on Apr 18, 2016 2:59:40 GMT -5
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Post by Crow McMorris on Apr 18, 2016 3:30:11 GMT -5
So tru, C. So tru. Wat we got 'ere is a little Hitler, and a Omega salt shaker. Two pee stains in a pod. You two be fouling up my Dub Cee Eff with ya vaginal fits. Dat shit's unacceptable. I'll C U around. |
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Post by CTK on Apr 18, 2016 8:22:01 GMT -5
@cutthroat
@murdermachine Pretty sure that salty Omega called you friend once. Or did I just imagine him trying to alter the flow of Time to try to save your ass? Seems like a fuckin' waste if ya ask me. I'm thinkin ya shoulda stayed dead.
@kazmarshmoor Repeatin shit ad nauseum don't make it true. I wouldn't expect you to know that, though, considerin how rock-fuckin stupid the average Poon Guinean is.
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Post by Crow McMorris on Apr 18, 2016 9:10:53 GMT -5
@cutthroat
You're no Omega. Wat 'cha are Jack is a fanboy, a fanboy 'dat likes to stir the pot. Me and Omega go way back, and neither of us need a douchebag like you tellin' us how to behave, ya dig? If Omega was 'ere he'd be tellin' ya the same damn thing. Quit ya' blubbering, the maniac has no respect for ya tears.
Then ya had ta go full racist on Cmarsh. Congrats, fucker. Asshole status confirmed.
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Post by Chief Tom-O-Hawk on Apr 18, 2016 9:50:06 GMT -5
1 - 800 - VAGINAZ
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Apr 18, 2016 9:55:59 GMT -5
@cutthroat @murdermachine Pretty sure that salty Omega called you friend once. Or did I just imagine him trying to alter the flow of Time to try to save your ass? Seems like a fuckin' waste if ya ask me. I'm thinkin ya shoulda stayed dead. @kazmarshmoor Repeatin shit ad nauseum don't make it true. I wouldn't expect you to know that, though, considerin how rock-fuckin stupid the average Poon Guinean is. 1-800-ZREKTEM |
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Post by TMNT Security on Apr 18, 2016 9:59:30 GMT -5
Dis guy might just go far yet. ALSO 1-800-ZREKTEM |
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Post by Bonnie Blue on Apr 18, 2016 10:27:25 GMT -5
...I don't even know what's happening in this thread.
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Post by Crow McMorris on Apr 18, 2016 10:31:07 GMT -5
...I don't even know what's happening in this thread. Me neither to be honest, but it just got a whole lot prettier. |
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Post by CTK on Apr 18, 2016 11:00:21 GMT -5
...I don't even know what's happening in this thread. @cutthroat Walls are being painted, that's what's happening. And the underlying tone is distinctly unfriendly. @murdermachine You think you and Omega go way back? I've known that crazy bastard since he broke into the business. You really think he'd side with the bullies? The fuck outta here. That Poon Guinean transplant musta lowered your IQ a couple points. I'm pretty sure if Omega were here, he'd ask you what the fuck. |
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Post by Bonnie Blue on Apr 18, 2016 11:34:01 GMT -5
...I don't even know what's happening in this thread. Me neither to be honest, but it just got a whole lot prettier. Aww.. *blush* Aren't you sweet?  |
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Post by Bonnie Blue on Apr 18, 2016 11:40:02 GMT -5
...I don't even know what's happening in this thread. @cutthroat Walls are being painted, that's what's happening. And the underlying tone is distinctly unfriendly. @murdermachine You think you and Omega go way back? I've known that crazy bastard since he broke into the business. You really think he'd side with the bullies? The fuck outta here. That Poon Guinean transplant musta lowered your IQ a couple points. I'm pretty sure if Omega were here, he'd ask you what the fuck. @wcf_bonnieblue Ok, look, I think we all understand that this is a business, and it gets rough, and feathers get ruffled. Maybe some walls got broken, yeah. But if a standard of behavior applies to one, it applies to all. If anybody was salty, it was me. I'm the guilty party and I'll take full responsibility for that. Things were implied and outright said, things that got under my skin to a level that I should not have allowed them to. Kayfabe is kayfabe -- industry term -- and real life is real life. That fourth wall got fucking obliterated this week. How 'bout we work on rebuilding that one, and tearing down the ones that seem to have arisen between us? *waits for the shitstorm* |
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Post by Crow McMorris on Apr 18, 2016 12:08:54 GMT -5
@cutthroat Walls are being painted, that's what's happening. And the underlying tone is distinctly unfriendly. @murdermachine You think you and Omega go way back? I've known that crazy bastard since he broke into the business. You really think he'd side with the bullies? The fuck outta here. That Poon Guinean transplant musta lowered your IQ a couple points. I'm pretty sure if Omega were here, he'd ask you what the fuck. @wcf_bonnieblue Ok, look, I think we all understand that this is a business, and it gets rough, and feathers get ruffled. Maybe some walls got broken, yeah. But if a standard of behavior applies to one, it applies to all. If anybody was salty, it was me. I'm the guilty party and I'll take full responsibility for that. Things were implied and outright said, things that got under my skin to a level that I should not have allowed them to. Kayfabe is kayfabe -- industry term -- and real life is real life. That fourth wall got fucking obliterated this week. How 'bout we work on rebuilding that one, and tearing down the ones that seem to have arisen between us? *waits for the shitstorm* The beautiful woman has spoken. Priorities realigned. |
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Post by Joey Flash on Apr 18, 2016 13:36:08 GMT -5
@cutthroat Walls are being painted, that's what's happening. And the underlying tone is distinctly unfriendly. @murdermachine You think you and Omega go way back? I've known that crazy bastard since he broke into the business. You really think he'd side with the bullies? The fuck outta here. That Poon Guinean transplant musta lowered your IQ a couple points. I'm pretty sure if Omega were here, he'd ask you what the fuck. @wcf_bonnieblue Ok, look, I think we all understand that this is a business, and it gets rough, and feathers get ruffled. Maybe some walls got broken, yeah. But if a standard of behavior applies to one, it applies to all. If anybody was salty, it was me. I'm the guilty party and I'll take full responsibility for that. Things were implied and outright said, things that got under my skin to a level that I should not have allowed them to. Kayfabe is kayfabe -- industry term -- and real life is real life. That fourth wall got fucking obliterated this week. How 'bout we work on rebuilding that one, and tearing down the ones that seem to have arisen between us? *waits for the shitstorm* @mrflash ill break ur walls with my dicc fuccin shut up, this is a terrible thread holy shit lmfao |
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Post by TMNT Security on Apr 18, 2016 14:10:15 GMT -5
What are you talking about this is the best thread in weeks. It took some Teenage Mutant Ninja Thick to breathe some life into this dump.
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Post by Crystal Knight on Apr 18, 2016 14:31:55 GMT -5
@TheIcePrincess
I'm confused, why does TMNT Security have a picture of Johnny Rabid titled "Marshall"?
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