Post by Oblivion on Apr 17, 2016 13:11:07 GMT -5
Inside WCF News Studios...
Music plays. A camera angels from high right and pans low left....
"Are you ready to go
Cause I'm ready to go
What you gonna do baby, baby
Are you going with me
'Cause I'm going with you
It's the end of all time."
As the camera panned, the desk chair spins right to left, as Hank Brown spins around looking right into the camera. Behind him the marquis says WCF NEWS.
Hank Brown: Hello, Good Evening and this is... WCF NEWS. Recently, not only did the nation, but the world saw the phenomenon happen occur on the Four Corners, near Area 51, in which the White House still denies existence. Video proof showed pyramids coming out of the ground, sphinxes, even video proof of "GRAYS". But, the $100,000 question is... WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH OBLIVION?
Why did I mention the former Monster? Well, there has been an extreme change of attitude in Oblivion. More of a positive... methodical-metaphysical Oblivion. But, where did this side come from? It would be from that time Katherine Phoenix and Morrigana baited Oblivion out on onto the entrance ramp. While, Katherine Phoenix was distracting The God of Insanity, Morrigana crept behind the big man and pushed him over the edge, right into into the pyrotechnic pit.
Oblivion burnt up as the flares went up. EXPLOSIONS after EXPLOSIONS after EXPLOSIONS. Katherine Phoenix and Morrigana danced around, arm in arm, with glee as they watched the flames rise up. Their eyes sparkle with delight as they watch someone burn. Their ears perk up as Oblivion SQUEAL OUT with horror, as firefighters put out the fire and chase away Katherine Phoenix and Morrigana.
Well, we found out that Morrigana was a product of a rape from Oblivion's random violent "conquests". Therefore Morrigana is a daughter of Oblivion. Since then, Katherine Phoenix didn't like sharing the spotlight with ANYONE, she blind-sided Morrigana defeating her in a match and Morrigana hasn't been seen since.
But, what of Oblivion? After being carried off by paramedics, we watched as the paramedics DESPERATELY tried to keep Jakob Lister, the man behind Oblivion alive. Right before the ambulance was about to leave, Morrigana and Katherine Phoenix was smashing metal chairs, trash cans against the back door of the ambulance, trying to get into the vehicle, screaming like banshees.
Once they got Jakob Lister stable, they took him into a sterilization room to spray away layers of skin. Doctors, surgeons weren't sure if Jakob was going to make it through the night. But, for Katherine Phoenix and Morrigana it was a success.
During the process, of skin removal, both Oblivion and Jakob Lister told me that the pain was euphoric. Oblivion said he had an out of body experience. Therefore... Being a mental disorder, knowing ITself as one, leaving the HOST body, seeing ITself leaving the HOST body, must of been pretty traumatic, even for a mental disorder.
Now, we all know the history of Jakob Lister/Oblivion. Oblivion is the name of the mental illness that Jakob Lister developed while he was in the Withlacoochee Mental Hospital for committing gruesome murders of his best friend's wife and unborn child. His best friend was a professional wrestler named Ace Slaughter, who wrestled from 1990 till 2005, a three time World Champion. Lister was sentenced to the criminally insane ward of Withlacoochee Mental Hospital.
In the process of staying there, Jakob Lister stumbled over a mountain of corruption. Medications went missing. They were replaced with RANDOM OF ANYTHING. Jakob was injected with a container that was marked *TOXIC* The fluid was glowing purple. After being injected there was no immediate side effect, except for extreme ANGER.
Oblivion escaped from the hospital and immediately assumed the identity of Stephen Johnson and signed up with WCF as "Superstar" Ace Slaughter. Now, recently, ever since being tossed into those pyrotechnics and being sprayed and having layers of skins ripped, yanked away that euphoric feeling came across. Usually, one would not know about there split personality and vise versa, but in that excruciating VERY PAINFUL NIRVANA-LIKE experience Oblivion and Jakob Lister separated and for the first time got to validate their existence.
Now, what about that substance in Jakob Lister's bloodstream all these years? Was it toxic? It was glowing and purple!! Those Egyptian Aliens were drawn to Jakob Lister. That 80 year old Chief was shot in the head by our own Government before he could tell Oblivion tell something... Then those Egyptian aliens, outside the compound, began to light up and celebrate.
Oblivion's body is acting up more and more. More changes are bound to happen. Something is going to happen. What... I don't know quite yet. But, when it does... EVERYONE WILL KNOW!! This has been Hank Brown and this has been WCF NEWS.
Music plays. A camera angels from high right and pans low left....
"Are you ready to go
Cause I'm ready to go
What you gonna do baby, baby
Are you going with me
'Cause I'm going with you
It's the end of all time."
As the camera panned, the desk chair spins right to left, as Hank Brown spins around looking right into the camera. Behind him the marquis says WCF NEWS.
Hank Brown: Hello, Good Evening and this is... WCF NEWS. Recently, not only did the nation, but the world saw the phenomenon happen occur on the Four Corners, near Area 51, in which the White House still denies existence. Video proof showed pyramids coming out of the ground, sphinxes, even video proof of "GRAYS". But, the $100,000 question is... WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH OBLIVION?
Why did I mention the former Monster? Well, there has been an extreme change of attitude in Oblivion. More of a positive... methodical-metaphysical Oblivion. But, where did this side come from? It would be from that time Katherine Phoenix and Morrigana baited Oblivion out on onto the entrance ramp. While, Katherine Phoenix was distracting The God of Insanity, Morrigana crept behind the big man and pushed him over the edge, right into into the pyrotechnic pit.
Oblivion burnt up as the flares went up. EXPLOSIONS after EXPLOSIONS after EXPLOSIONS. Katherine Phoenix and Morrigana danced around, arm in arm, with glee as they watched the flames rise up. Their eyes sparkle with delight as they watch someone burn. Their ears perk up as Oblivion SQUEAL OUT with horror, as firefighters put out the fire and chase away Katherine Phoenix and Morrigana.
Well, we found out that Morrigana was a product of a rape from Oblivion's random violent "conquests". Therefore Morrigana is a daughter of Oblivion. Since then, Katherine Phoenix didn't like sharing the spotlight with ANYONE, she blind-sided Morrigana defeating her in a match and Morrigana hasn't been seen since.
But, what of Oblivion? After being carried off by paramedics, we watched as the paramedics DESPERATELY tried to keep Jakob Lister, the man behind Oblivion alive. Right before the ambulance was about to leave, Morrigana and Katherine Phoenix was smashing metal chairs, trash cans against the back door of the ambulance, trying to get into the vehicle, screaming like banshees.
Once they got Jakob Lister stable, they took him into a sterilization room to spray away layers of skin. Doctors, surgeons weren't sure if Jakob was going to make it through the night. But, for Katherine Phoenix and Morrigana it was a success.
During the process, of skin removal, both Oblivion and Jakob Lister told me that the pain was euphoric. Oblivion said he had an out of body experience. Therefore... Being a mental disorder, knowing ITself as one, leaving the HOST body, seeing ITself leaving the HOST body, must of been pretty traumatic, even for a mental disorder.
Now, we all know the history of Jakob Lister/Oblivion. Oblivion is the name of the mental illness that Jakob Lister developed while he was in the Withlacoochee Mental Hospital for committing gruesome murders of his best friend's wife and unborn child. His best friend was a professional wrestler named Ace Slaughter, who wrestled from 1990 till 2005, a three time World Champion. Lister was sentenced to the criminally insane ward of Withlacoochee Mental Hospital.
In the process of staying there, Jakob Lister stumbled over a mountain of corruption. Medications went missing. They were replaced with RANDOM OF ANYTHING. Jakob was injected with a container that was marked *TOXIC* The fluid was glowing purple. After being injected there was no immediate side effect, except for extreme ANGER.
Oblivion escaped from the hospital and immediately assumed the identity of Stephen Johnson and signed up with WCF as "Superstar" Ace Slaughter. Now, recently, ever since being tossed into those pyrotechnics and being sprayed and having layers of skins ripped, yanked away that euphoric feeling came across. Usually, one would not know about there split personality and vise versa, but in that excruciating VERY PAINFUL NIRVANA-LIKE experience Oblivion and Jakob Lister separated and for the first time got to validate their existence.
Now, what about that substance in Jakob Lister's bloodstream all these years? Was it toxic? It was glowing and purple!! Those Egyptian Aliens were drawn to Jakob Lister. That 80 year old Chief was shot in the head by our own Government before he could tell Oblivion tell something... Then those Egyptian aliens, outside the compound, began to light up and celebrate.
Oblivion's body is acting up more and more. More changes are bound to happen. Something is going to happen. What... I don't know quite yet. But, when it does... EVERYONE WILL KNOW!! This has been Hank Brown and this has been WCF NEWS.
