If You Want To Fuck Then At Least Buy US Dinner First!
Apr 16, 2016 17:28:23 GMT -5
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Post by Shadowlove on Apr 16, 2016 17:28:23 GMT -5
The historical Old Port of Montreal, Vieux-Port de Montréal, offers Montrealers and visitors alike access to a wide variety of activities, including the Montréal Science Centre, with an IMAX Theatre, and the Montreal Clock Tower. It offers riverfront access for walking, cycling, roller-blading, quadricycle, pedalo and Segway rentals. It is also located at the eastern end of the Lachine Canal, which has itself been extensively refurbished as a popular destination for cycling, roller-blading and pleasure boating. Cultural events include the Festival Montréal en lumière, Igloofest and the Matsuri Japon festival, and quite the “Celebrity” sighting.
The Infamous Superstar's personal bodyguard/valet, Ms. Miyamoto, the simply ravishing femme fatale temptress, mischievously smiles to herself, shaking her head, points a rolled up a copy of the Wall St. Journal up at the Montreal Clock Tower. Her raven black hair pulled back in a French braid showing off her angelic face with her eyes hidden behind a pair of RayBan sunglasses to go along with her body built for sin encased in a stark white sequin Mandarin dress with a French-cut up the side showing off her neatly crossed legs with stark white Jimmy Choo stilettoes. Her sweet as honey, harmoniously hypnotizing, smooth as silk, smoky voice radiating through her alluring lips:
MS. MIYAMOTO: The word “Hardcore” conjures up images of brutal inexplicable violence. On the other hand, looking at the real life image that represents this legacy in this Hardcore Match for the Hardcore Championship currently being held by Katherine Phoenix, it is easy to see why the World Championship Federation chose to put new blood, no pun intended, like Shadowlove-san in this Hardcore Match. The only thing brutally inexplicable about Scathe-san, Andre Holmes-san, Dustin Beaver-san, the retiring Vengeance-san, Zombie McMorris-san, Bonnie Blue, Katherine Phoenix is watching these “talented” individuals trying talk how “Hardcore” they are and chew gum at the same time while running around like little children with scissors in their hands. All they are showing is how pointless their existence in this Hardcore Match really is despite being so mind-numbingly self-defeating in the relentless pursuit of their codependency of sensitivity. . .
“The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove stands with his hand shading his ice cold stare which radiants from his blue eyes. His classic masculine and modern mussed, razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair, showing off a fighters face. Stripped to the waist showing off the upper body of a Greek God, with washboard abs, in a black leather trench-coat along with Crocodile skinned pants with Alligator skinned boots. His low dusky voice ringing out fully, with charm and charisma that one can muster, mister as he watches the hands on the clock of Montreal Clock Tower, point to high noon, how apropos:
SHADOWLOVE: You can put Scathe, Andre Holmes, Dustin Beaver, the retiring Vengeance, Zombie McMorris, Bonnie Blue, Katherine Phoenix careers all in a “Hardcore” blender and end up with quite the pile of Toro-PooPoo (Bullshit to the viewing audience). Coming face to face with a real, honest to God, bonafide Superstar like “The Handsome Half-breed”, Me, can be electrifying unsettling in the sports entertainment business. My word, am I supposed to be impressed with your accolades in the WCF? My only social obligation that I have towards your careers is that when I am pissing on your “reputations”, I’m feeling no compunction or regrets as I shake it off as mere tinsel and hoping that I don't get any on my Alligator skinned boots. . .
Shadowlove shakes his leg as if he is done urinating, hopefully answering Bonnie Blue’s questionable insecurities. Why bring up what everyone else has done in their matches when they were right there firsthand in the first place or is that just the “aftereffects” of the space time continuum when wasting the viewing audience's time and space?
She lowers her RayBan sunglasses, showing off her incandescent green eyes, nodding in approval, while tapping the rolling up the copy of the Wall St. Journal and tapping it in the palm of her hand.
MS. MIYAMOTO: So much of the way that Scathe-san, Andre Holmes-san, Dustin Beaver-san, the retiring Vengeance-san, Zombie McMorris-san, Bonnie Blue, Katherine Phoenix make sense of the World Championship Federation is looking in the mirror asking, “Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the most stylish one of them all?” Did the mirror answer, “The Nature Boy” Ric Flair? What? What was that? Your “gut” instinct, your very connections to the people, places and things, of all the happenings in the World Championship Federation, and that gives you a sense of belonging and purpose is telling you that it is most impossible to imagine life without feelings, until you meet “The Handsome Half-breed” Shadowlove-san! It is one thing to cover-up your deficiencies on social media, it is quite the other, when you are wheeling and dealing face-to-face with Shadowlove-san’s charm and charisma. . .
“PERSONAL JESUS" by Depeche Mode starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) outdoor surround sound system.
"The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove rises up to his feet, bows his head, raising his arms straight out to his sides, as if, being crucified on a cross. And on the third day, Jesus, wept.
SHADOWLOVE: It’s no wonder why these budding “rocket” scientists like Scathe, Andre Holmes, Dustin Beaver, the retiring Vengeance, Zombie McMorris, Bonnie Blue, Katherine Phoenix will emerge quite certain why such a well-spoken, trustworthy person like “The Handsome Half-breed”, Me, has bedeviled you all, with my mask of sanity and sense of normalcy. Although, I am guilty of the most erratic and irresponsible, sometimes destructive and violent behavior, I don’t have hallucinations or hear voices. I am not confused, or anxious, or driven by overwhelming compulsions. Nor do I tend to be socially awkward. I will leave that to the likes of Scathe, Andre Holmes, Dustin Beaver, the retiring Vengeance, Zombie McMorris, Bonnie Blue, Katherine Phoenix and their often below average intelligence. I do not express true remorse or any sort of desire to change my ways, it has been easy to view “The Handsome Half-breed”, Me, not as a victim of dire mental instability like my opponents, but it is indeed true that I am quite frankly, an opportunist. . .
Shadowlove makes a fist and starts knocking it on his forehead as if "opportunity" is knocking. Ms. Miyamoto takes her proper place and cradles against Shadowlove's body and caresses his muscular chest with her fingers showing Andre Holmes that it only takes one woman to please Shadowlove-san, much less, three like Bonnie Blue, Katherine Phoenix, and Crystal Light, errr, Knight.
MS. MIYAMOTO: To paraphrase Shadowlove-san‘s dilemma: Is he a madman or simply a badman with cruel intentions? Nearly every culture on earth has recorded the existence of individuals whose antisocial behavior threatens community peace. You should instead thank Shadowlove-san that the World Championship Federation is no longer limited by the aberrant behavior of Scathe-san, Andre Holmes-san, Dustin Beaver-san, the retiring Vengeance-san, Zombie McMorris-san, Bonnie Blue, Katherine Phoenix. It’s as if they have a learning disability that impairs them to unravel emotionally in the very presence of Shadowlove-san. In a collective throwing up of hands, these very “talented” individuals have greatly underestimated Shadowlove-san’s primary talent. . .
Shadowlove raises his head showing with a malevolent, tight wolfish, whiplash smile, slowly appearing on his lips showing off perfectly white even teeth on his chiseled fighter's face, as an ice cold stare radiants from his blue eyes with a “I’m Too Sexy For My Shirt, Too Sexy For My Shirt, So Sexy It Hurts” shit-eating grin to show Dustin Beaver that you don't need to be a second rate “dog and pony show” when #BeachKrew takes you off their leash.
SHADOWLOVE: “The Dark Gift”. The most dangerous move in all of sports entertainment. There is no move in sports entertainment that can scramble your eggs and send you into next week, month, or year, like three simple letters, D. . . D. . . T! What makes “The Dark Gift” so amazing? You see, Scathe, Andre Holmes, Dustin Beaver, the retiring Vengeance, Zombie McMorris, Bonnie Blue, Katherine Phoenix, scientists from around the world have tried to unravel the mysteries of the DDT. “The Dark Gift” is never prejudiced by race, creed, or color. “The Dark Gift” is, like “The Handsome Half-breed”, Me, an equal opportunity offender, more frequently violent that 9 out of 10 doctors agree, “The Dark Gift” is more than likely to wreak havoc on an opponent face than any ring bell or any weapons ever could. “The Dark Gift” shows no mercy, no sympathy. “The Dark Gift” simply ruins your Championship dreams by simply ending you!. . .
Miyamoto's incandescent green eyes scans back and forth like The Terminator as she thinks, “Who will Zombie McMorris-san take credit for as #15? Scathe-san entering witness protection? Or, Vengeance-san, showing that it's better to burn out than to have his Maybelline mascara fades away?” She pauses, then raises up her RayBan sunglasses with her middle finger on her angelic face.
MS. MIYAMOTO: As “charming” as Scathe-san, Andre Holmes-san, Dustin Beaver-san, the retiring Vengeance-san, Zombie McMorris-san, Bonnie Blue, Katherine Phoenix may seem, they are extremely tone-deaf when it comes to trying to psychoanalyse Shadowlove-san because they lack the courage of their own convictions when their feelings betray them. Imagine what it would be like never to be depressed or anxious, never to have regrets or low self-esteem, never to care deeply for anyone or anything like Scathe-san, Andre Holmes-san, Dustin Beaver-san, the retiring Vengeance-san, Zombie McMorris-san, Bonnie Blue, Katherine Phoenix. These very shallow people are feeling very irritated when they don't get their way by turning to excuses for the flimsiest of reasons. Shadowlove-san is bereft of any loyalties and passions of non material things such as winning and losing. C’est la vie, mon amie. . .
Shadowlove wipes away his fake Crocodile tears for the dearly departed as his body starts trembling and shaking like being offered Jell-O Pudding (product placement) from Bill Cosby.
SHADOWLOVE: As for the complexities of fear, devotion, guilt or joy, wandering through the everyday lives of Scathe, Andre Holmes, Dustin Beaver, the retiring Vengeance, Zombie McMorris, Bonnie Blue, Katherine Phoenix on a whim, there remains a textbook understanding that “The Handsome Half-breed”, Me, knows the words but doesn't play the same old song and dance as his fellow competition. Did I run and hide from #BeachKrew after Vengeance, Zombie McMorris, Katherine Phoenix, among others, tucked tailed and ran? Nope! Such trivial pursuit by such a “talented” group of individuals just shows their cowardness. And it just goes to show why people like Scathe, Andre Holmes, Dustin Beaver, the retiring Vengeance, Zombie McMorris, Bonnie Blue, Katherine Phoenix have trouble making appropriate moral value judgments and putting the brakes on their impulses to speak before spoken to. They are just hampered in how they respond to their emotions, language, and distractions by being overshadowed by my very talented and fashionable good looks in and out of the ring. . .
Ms, Miyamoto unrolling the copy of the Wall St. Journal and flips through the pages, and reads an article about Katherine Phoenix being in the “Twilight” of her career looking to improve her on her $1 body and .10 cent face.
MS. MIYAMOTO: Now that is really “Hardcore”! Scathe-san, Andre Holmes-san, Dustin Beaver-san, the retiring Vengeance-san, Zombie McMorris-san, Bonnie Blue, Katherine Phoenix make more fatal errors when identifying abstract words such as “Shadowlove-san”, “will”, “be”, “the”, “next”, “World”, “Championship”, “Federation”, “Hardcore”, “Champion”, that is just their apparent callousness towards the truth and fact of the matter. Plausible Deniability. Shadowlove-san is unreactive: his palms do not sweat when he is exposed to the foul odors and images of the mutilated faces of Scathe-san, Andre Holmes-san, Dustin Beaver-san, the retiring Vengeance-san, Zombie McMorris-san, Bonnie Blue, Katherine Phoenix that they put out in print. Your actual normal response right now to this unpleasant stimuli, is like the threat of an electric shock, except your attention is directed elsewhere. Once fixed on the goal of winning the Hardcore Championship and being the Hardcore Champion, the only way to proceed is to be on a crazy train that can't stop even when it reaches the station. This narrowly focused, full-speed-ahead tendency, paired with the impulsivity of “The Dark Gift”, may produce the kind of horror described as an all-night torture fest of violence, not meant for the weak of heart, Live and in living color on Slam, this Sunday Night, from the Arena Et Maurïce Richàrd in Montreal, Canada.
“WE WILL ROCK YOU/WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS" by Queen starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) outdoor surround sound system.
Shadowlove starts to "strip" off his black leather trench-coat like a Chippendale's dancer. Spinning the black leather trench-coat around him like a Matador in a bullring, throwing it up into the air, catching it and putting it back on as if nothing has happened.
“HER STRUT" by Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) outdoor surround sound system.
Ms. Miyamoto, exuding fantastic supermodel energy, as she walks with a stiff, erect, and apparently arrogant and conceited "Strut" around "The Handsome Half-breed", to a rousing Standing Ovation from the crowd of onlookers. She lowers her RayBan sunglasses, showing off her incandescent green eyes, nodding in approval at such a Magnificent Specimen, Shadowlove-san, while tapping a rolled-up copy of the Wall St. Journal in the palm of her hand.
"The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, along with his personal bodyguard/valet, Ms. Miyamoto, stopping for a second, taking in the aura of the historical Old Port of Montreal, Vieux-Port de Montréal, and pose like fashion models on a catwalk for the Montrealers, visitors, and the viewing audience at home.
The Montrealers and visitors, throughout the historical Old Port of Montreal, Vieux-Port de Montréal along with the viewing audience at home begin clicking away with their cameras like the paparazzi during a "Hollywood" premiere.
Montrealers, visitors, and the viewing audience at home, alike start “Making It Rain” with a mix blend of Canadian Dollars (.78 cents in the U.S.) and American Dollars (1.28 in Canada).
THIS IS THE END, MY ONLY FRIEND. . . THE END!
The Infamous Superstar's personal bodyguard/valet, Ms. Miyamoto, the simply ravishing femme fatale temptress, mischievously smiles to herself, shaking her head, points a rolled up a copy of the Wall St. Journal up at the Montreal Clock Tower. Her raven black hair pulled back in a French braid showing off her angelic face with her eyes hidden behind a pair of RayBan sunglasses to go along with her body built for sin encased in a stark white sequin Mandarin dress with a French-cut up the side showing off her neatly crossed legs with stark white Jimmy Choo stilettoes. Her sweet as honey, harmoniously hypnotizing, smooth as silk, smoky voice radiating through her alluring lips:
MS. MIYAMOTO: The word “Hardcore” conjures up images of brutal inexplicable violence. On the other hand, looking at the real life image that represents this legacy in this Hardcore Match for the Hardcore Championship currently being held by Katherine Phoenix, it is easy to see why the World Championship Federation chose to put new blood, no pun intended, like Shadowlove-san in this Hardcore Match. The only thing brutally inexplicable about Scathe-san, Andre Holmes-san, Dustin Beaver-san, the retiring Vengeance-san, Zombie McMorris-san, Bonnie Blue, Katherine Phoenix is watching these “talented” individuals trying talk how “Hardcore” they are and chew gum at the same time while running around like little children with scissors in their hands. All they are showing is how pointless their existence in this Hardcore Match really is despite being so mind-numbingly self-defeating in the relentless pursuit of their codependency of sensitivity. . .
“The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove stands with his hand shading his ice cold stare which radiants from his blue eyes. His classic masculine and modern mussed, razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair, showing off a fighters face. Stripped to the waist showing off the upper body of a Greek God, with washboard abs, in a black leather trench-coat along with Crocodile skinned pants with Alligator skinned boots. His low dusky voice ringing out fully, with charm and charisma that one can muster, mister as he watches the hands on the clock of Montreal Clock Tower, point to high noon, how apropos:
SHADOWLOVE: You can put Scathe, Andre Holmes, Dustin Beaver, the retiring Vengeance, Zombie McMorris, Bonnie Blue, Katherine Phoenix careers all in a “Hardcore” blender and end up with quite the pile of Toro-PooPoo (Bullshit to the viewing audience). Coming face to face with a real, honest to God, bonafide Superstar like “The Handsome Half-breed”, Me, can be electrifying unsettling in the sports entertainment business. My word, am I supposed to be impressed with your accolades in the WCF? My only social obligation that I have towards your careers is that when I am pissing on your “reputations”, I’m feeling no compunction or regrets as I shake it off as mere tinsel and hoping that I don't get any on my Alligator skinned boots. . .
Shadowlove shakes his leg as if he is done urinating, hopefully answering Bonnie Blue’s questionable insecurities. Why bring up what everyone else has done in their matches when they were right there firsthand in the first place or is that just the “aftereffects” of the space time continuum when wasting the viewing audience's time and space?
She lowers her RayBan sunglasses, showing off her incandescent green eyes, nodding in approval, while tapping the rolling up the copy of the Wall St. Journal and tapping it in the palm of her hand.
MS. MIYAMOTO: So much of the way that Scathe-san, Andre Holmes-san, Dustin Beaver-san, the retiring Vengeance-san, Zombie McMorris-san, Bonnie Blue, Katherine Phoenix make sense of the World Championship Federation is looking in the mirror asking, “Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the most stylish one of them all?” Did the mirror answer, “The Nature Boy” Ric Flair? What? What was that? Your “gut” instinct, your very connections to the people, places and things, of all the happenings in the World Championship Federation, and that gives you a sense of belonging and purpose is telling you that it is most impossible to imagine life without feelings, until you meet “The Handsome Half-breed” Shadowlove-san! It is one thing to cover-up your deficiencies on social media, it is quite the other, when you are wheeling and dealing face-to-face with Shadowlove-san’s charm and charisma. . .
“PERSONAL JESUS" by Depeche Mode starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) outdoor surround sound system.
"The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove rises up to his feet, bows his head, raising his arms straight out to his sides, as if, being crucified on a cross. And on the third day, Jesus, wept.
SHADOWLOVE: It’s no wonder why these budding “rocket” scientists like Scathe, Andre Holmes, Dustin Beaver, the retiring Vengeance, Zombie McMorris, Bonnie Blue, Katherine Phoenix will emerge quite certain why such a well-spoken, trustworthy person like “The Handsome Half-breed”, Me, has bedeviled you all, with my mask of sanity and sense of normalcy. Although, I am guilty of the most erratic and irresponsible, sometimes destructive and violent behavior, I don’t have hallucinations or hear voices. I am not confused, or anxious, or driven by overwhelming compulsions. Nor do I tend to be socially awkward. I will leave that to the likes of Scathe, Andre Holmes, Dustin Beaver, the retiring Vengeance, Zombie McMorris, Bonnie Blue, Katherine Phoenix and their often below average intelligence. I do not express true remorse or any sort of desire to change my ways, it has been easy to view “The Handsome Half-breed”, Me, not as a victim of dire mental instability like my opponents, but it is indeed true that I am quite frankly, an opportunist. . .
Shadowlove makes a fist and starts knocking it on his forehead as if "opportunity" is knocking. Ms. Miyamoto takes her proper place and cradles against Shadowlove's body and caresses his muscular chest with her fingers showing Andre Holmes that it only takes one woman to please Shadowlove-san, much less, three like Bonnie Blue, Katherine Phoenix, and Crystal Light, errr, Knight.
MS. MIYAMOTO: To paraphrase Shadowlove-san‘s dilemma: Is he a madman or simply a badman with cruel intentions? Nearly every culture on earth has recorded the existence of individuals whose antisocial behavior threatens community peace. You should instead thank Shadowlove-san that the World Championship Federation is no longer limited by the aberrant behavior of Scathe-san, Andre Holmes-san, Dustin Beaver-san, the retiring Vengeance-san, Zombie McMorris-san, Bonnie Blue, Katherine Phoenix. It’s as if they have a learning disability that impairs them to unravel emotionally in the very presence of Shadowlove-san. In a collective throwing up of hands, these very “talented” individuals have greatly underestimated Shadowlove-san’s primary talent. . .
Shadowlove raises his head showing with a malevolent, tight wolfish, whiplash smile, slowly appearing on his lips showing off perfectly white even teeth on his chiseled fighter's face, as an ice cold stare radiants from his blue eyes with a “I’m Too Sexy For My Shirt, Too Sexy For My Shirt, So Sexy It Hurts” shit-eating grin to show Dustin Beaver that you don't need to be a second rate “dog and pony show” when #BeachKrew takes you off their leash.
SHADOWLOVE: “The Dark Gift”. The most dangerous move in all of sports entertainment. There is no move in sports entertainment that can scramble your eggs and send you into next week, month, or year, like three simple letters, D. . . D. . . T! What makes “The Dark Gift” so amazing? You see, Scathe, Andre Holmes, Dustin Beaver, the retiring Vengeance, Zombie McMorris, Bonnie Blue, Katherine Phoenix, scientists from around the world have tried to unravel the mysteries of the DDT. “The Dark Gift” is never prejudiced by race, creed, or color. “The Dark Gift” is, like “The Handsome Half-breed”, Me, an equal opportunity offender, more frequently violent that 9 out of 10 doctors agree, “The Dark Gift” is more than likely to wreak havoc on an opponent face than any ring bell or any weapons ever could. “The Dark Gift” shows no mercy, no sympathy. “The Dark Gift” simply ruins your Championship dreams by simply ending you!. . .
Miyamoto's incandescent green eyes scans back and forth like The Terminator as she thinks, “Who will Zombie McMorris-san take credit for as #15? Scathe-san entering witness protection? Or, Vengeance-san, showing that it's better to burn out than to have his Maybelline mascara fades away?” She pauses, then raises up her RayBan sunglasses with her middle finger on her angelic face.
MS. MIYAMOTO: As “charming” as Scathe-san, Andre Holmes-san, Dustin Beaver-san, the retiring Vengeance-san, Zombie McMorris-san, Bonnie Blue, Katherine Phoenix may seem, they are extremely tone-deaf when it comes to trying to psychoanalyse Shadowlove-san because they lack the courage of their own convictions when their feelings betray them. Imagine what it would be like never to be depressed or anxious, never to have regrets or low self-esteem, never to care deeply for anyone or anything like Scathe-san, Andre Holmes-san, Dustin Beaver-san, the retiring Vengeance-san, Zombie McMorris-san, Bonnie Blue, Katherine Phoenix. These very shallow people are feeling very irritated when they don't get their way by turning to excuses for the flimsiest of reasons. Shadowlove-san is bereft of any loyalties and passions of non material things such as winning and losing. C’est la vie, mon amie. . .
Shadowlove wipes away his fake Crocodile tears for the dearly departed as his body starts trembling and shaking like being offered Jell-O Pudding (product placement) from Bill Cosby.
SHADOWLOVE: As for the complexities of fear, devotion, guilt or joy, wandering through the everyday lives of Scathe, Andre Holmes, Dustin Beaver, the retiring Vengeance, Zombie McMorris, Bonnie Blue, Katherine Phoenix on a whim, there remains a textbook understanding that “The Handsome Half-breed”, Me, knows the words but doesn't play the same old song and dance as his fellow competition. Did I run and hide from #BeachKrew after Vengeance, Zombie McMorris, Katherine Phoenix, among others, tucked tailed and ran? Nope! Such trivial pursuit by such a “talented” group of individuals just shows their cowardness. And it just goes to show why people like Scathe, Andre Holmes, Dustin Beaver, the retiring Vengeance, Zombie McMorris, Bonnie Blue, Katherine Phoenix have trouble making appropriate moral value judgments and putting the brakes on their impulses to speak before spoken to. They are just hampered in how they respond to their emotions, language, and distractions by being overshadowed by my very talented and fashionable good looks in and out of the ring. . .
Ms, Miyamoto unrolling the copy of the Wall St. Journal and flips through the pages, and reads an article about Katherine Phoenix being in the “Twilight” of her career looking to improve her on her $1 body and .10 cent face.
MS. MIYAMOTO: Now that is really “Hardcore”! Scathe-san, Andre Holmes-san, Dustin Beaver-san, the retiring Vengeance-san, Zombie McMorris-san, Bonnie Blue, Katherine Phoenix make more fatal errors when identifying abstract words such as “Shadowlove-san”, “will”, “be”, “the”, “next”, “World”, “Championship”, “Federation”, “Hardcore”, “Champion”, that is just their apparent callousness towards the truth and fact of the matter. Plausible Deniability. Shadowlove-san is unreactive: his palms do not sweat when he is exposed to the foul odors and images of the mutilated faces of Scathe-san, Andre Holmes-san, Dustin Beaver-san, the retiring Vengeance-san, Zombie McMorris-san, Bonnie Blue, Katherine Phoenix that they put out in print. Your actual normal response right now to this unpleasant stimuli, is like the threat of an electric shock, except your attention is directed elsewhere. Once fixed on the goal of winning the Hardcore Championship and being the Hardcore Champion, the only way to proceed is to be on a crazy train that can't stop even when it reaches the station. This narrowly focused, full-speed-ahead tendency, paired with the impulsivity of “The Dark Gift”, may produce the kind of horror described as an all-night torture fest of violence, not meant for the weak of heart, Live and in living color on Slam, this Sunday Night, from the Arena Et Maurïce Richàrd in Montreal, Canada.
“WE WILL ROCK YOU/WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS" by Queen starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) outdoor surround sound system.
Shadowlove starts to "strip" off his black leather trench-coat like a Chippendale's dancer. Spinning the black leather trench-coat around him like a Matador in a bullring, throwing it up into the air, catching it and putting it back on as if nothing has happened.
“HER STRUT" by Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) outdoor surround sound system.
Ms. Miyamoto, exuding fantastic supermodel energy, as she walks with a stiff, erect, and apparently arrogant and conceited "Strut" around "The Handsome Half-breed", to a rousing Standing Ovation from the crowd of onlookers. She lowers her RayBan sunglasses, showing off her incandescent green eyes, nodding in approval at such a Magnificent Specimen, Shadowlove-san, while tapping a rolled-up copy of the Wall St. Journal in the palm of her hand.
"The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, along with his personal bodyguard/valet, Ms. Miyamoto, stopping for a second, taking in the aura of the historical Old Port of Montreal, Vieux-Port de Montréal, and pose like fashion models on a catwalk for the Montrealers, visitors, and the viewing audience at home.
The Montrealers and visitors, throughout the historical Old Port of Montreal, Vieux-Port de Montréal along with the viewing audience at home begin clicking away with their cameras like the paparazzi during a "Hollywood" premiere.
Montrealers, visitors, and the viewing audience at home, alike start “Making It Rain” with a mix blend of Canadian Dollars (.78 cents in the U.S.) and American Dollars (1.28 in Canada).
THIS IS THE END, MY ONLY FRIEND. . . THE END!
