Post by Teo Blaze on Apr 13, 2016 12:55:33 GMT -5
@mrsunshine
GoooooooooooooooOOOooood Morning WCF!! I hope that you got your daily recommended dose of Vitamin Sleep, and if not, that you have better luck this evening. Lack of sleep causes stress, and no sleep at all leads to rampant Beach Krew syndrome, but then again I'm getting off-topic.
Call me a goat cause here comes the BUT! I am not here to talk to you about your health, although I am free for lunch if anyone wants to hear about my theory on an all-breakfast-cereal diet... I am here because one need only check the WCF Pay-Per-View Card to see that Seth Lerch, in his infinite, possibly Jack Daniels inspired wisdom, has granted us a preview, a glimpse, a TASTE of the action.
The thrill!
The Suspense!
The outright phenomena that is the WCF Trios Tournament! For those of you who have never had the pleasure of viewing the WCF Trios Tournament in the past, let me tell you right now- Don't bother paying for a whole seat, because you are only going to need the Edge, baby!
And to whet the proverbial Appetite, Seth has assembled some of the finest superstars in WCF, including TWO of THE longest reigning champions currently running, to put on a showcase the likes of which will not be seen again for hundreds of years!
Or two months. Same difference, really.
As an aside, Hey Zombie! If you're reading this. We've been matched against each other for the fourth time now in 5 weeks? You would think we have a bona fide rivalry going on. Keep on Trashing the haters Z-man.
But I am not here to sell you on the Pay-Per-view, although believe me, you are NOT going to want to miss that show. Go ahead and throw out your remote's channel changer button, that's all I'll say on the matter for now.
I am here to address my partners for this show of shows, this wonderful preview of the wonderful mashup of madness that will soon befall the ranks of WCF! Mr.'s Chief Tom-O-Hawk and Eddie "Shiro" Felt
Or AS I have decided to call us...Team Random Chance!!
You see, you may think that I would have my differences with these men, that maybe our ideologies don't exactly sync up. Well I am here to tell you right now that we are NOT going to let that stop us. I am here to announce that until that bell rings at the end of that Pay-Per-View, that as far as Teo del Sol is concerned, we are not only a team, but we are THE Team! We are THE Front-Runners for that Trios Tournament, and we are THE newest force in that wonderful line up of wackiness that fans around the world have stockholm syndromed themselves into calling the WCF Roster.
Cause you see, friends, other friends, Beach Krew and Dag Riddik.... That is what we shall build our team upon. We may want to tear each other's hair out when those lights go off, but so long as we are in that ring, we are brothers. We are soldiers. We are comrades in arms with our backs against an unscalable wall!
And I can't wait. These are the kinds of matches that you will not see ANYWHERE except in WCF, and teammates, if you are on board, I say we make this a match that Nobody.
Not any Wrestling Fan, Mark, or Commentator!
Not A single man, woman, or child!
Not even the dogs watching their masters' TV because they like the blinking lights!
Will Ever forget.
#TeamRandomChance
GoooooooooooooooOOOooood Morning WCF!! I hope that you got your daily recommended dose of Vitamin Sleep, and if not, that you have better luck this evening. Lack of sleep causes stress, and no sleep at all leads to rampant Beach Krew syndrome, but then again I'm getting off-topic.
Call me a goat cause here comes the BUT! I am not here to talk to you about your health, although I am free for lunch if anyone wants to hear about my theory on an all-breakfast-cereal diet... I am here because one need only check the WCF Pay-Per-View Card to see that Seth Lerch, in his infinite, possibly Jack Daniels inspired wisdom, has granted us a preview, a glimpse, a TASTE of the action.
The thrill!
The Suspense!
The outright phenomena that is the WCF Trios Tournament! For those of you who have never had the pleasure of viewing the WCF Trios Tournament in the past, let me tell you right now- Don't bother paying for a whole seat, because you are only going to need the Edge, baby!
And to whet the proverbial Appetite, Seth has assembled some of the finest superstars in WCF, including TWO of THE longest reigning champions currently running, to put on a showcase the likes of which will not be seen again for hundreds of years!
Or two months. Same difference, really.
As an aside, Hey Zombie! If you're reading this. We've been matched against each other for the fourth time now in 5 weeks? You would think we have a bona fide rivalry going on. Keep on Trashing the haters Z-man.
But I am not here to sell you on the Pay-Per-view, although believe me, you are NOT going to want to miss that show. Go ahead and throw out your remote's channel changer button, that's all I'll say on the matter for now.
I am here to address my partners for this show of shows, this wonderful preview of the wonderful mashup of madness that will soon befall the ranks of WCF! Mr.'s Chief Tom-O-Hawk and Eddie "Shiro" Felt
Or AS I have decided to call us...Team Random Chance!!
You see, you may think that I would have my differences with these men, that maybe our ideologies don't exactly sync up. Well I am here to tell you right now that we are NOT going to let that stop us. I am here to announce that until that bell rings at the end of that Pay-Per-View, that as far as Teo del Sol is concerned, we are not only a team, but we are THE Team! We are THE Front-Runners for that Trios Tournament, and we are THE newest force in that wonderful line up of wackiness that fans around the world have stockholm syndromed themselves into calling the WCF Roster.
Cause you see, friends, other friends, Beach Krew and Dag Riddik.... That is what we shall build our team upon. We may want to tear each other's hair out when those lights go off, but so long as we are in that ring, we are brothers. We are soldiers. We are comrades in arms with our backs against an unscalable wall!
And I can't wait. These are the kinds of matches that you will not see ANYWHERE except in WCF, and teammates, if you are on board, I say we make this a match that Nobody.
Not any Wrestling Fan, Mark, or Commentator!
Not A single man, woman, or child!
Not even the dogs watching their masters' TV because they like the blinking lights!
Will Ever forget.
#TeamRandomChance
