Post by Jack of Blades on Oct 18, 2006 18:29:27 GMT -5
(From the files of Jack of Blades, Msc.)
Target Alias:
Skyler Striker
Real Name (If Known):
Unsure but I doubt anybody's parents enjoy sibilance enough to call their child that.
Image:
Preferred Pet Names:
-The Fate Fellator
-The Destiny Destroyer
-The Clairvoyant Crusher
-The Mystery Misogynist
-The Predictive Pariah
-The Psychic Proletariat
-Billy Idol
-William The Bloody
-Matchstick Head
Starring Roles:
-Buffy The Vampire Slayer (TV)
-Any White Wedding
Target History:
Skyler had a relatively normal life with his parents, Bill and Terrence, until at the age of fifteen, he was forced to attend a school trip to the local bleach factory. A weak child, the others that came from his school considered it funny to repeatedly push Skyler's head into a vat of kitchen cleaner that is produced at the facility. Shocked at their teacher's treatment of Skyler, his fellow students eventually stopped their antics. Unfortunately, it was too late. Skyler's hair was now luminous, combining with the chemicals to create a blinding hue to his barnet. Now capable of cold fusion, Skyler's hair toured with circuses. Failing to capitalize on the true nuclear possibilities of his hair, the circus pushed Skyler away and hence, he moved to his first love: the Piano. Performing under the name 'Elton', Skyler wowed audiences with his non-homosexual performances and yet, femininely flamboyant eyeware. After a whirlwind struggle with drugs and becoming a forefront for the movement in protecting AIDS, 'Elton' eventually married his partner David Furnish in 2006. Skyler is now retired from this line of work calling the Korean press 'pigs.' He and his hair now function as a lighthouse off the coast of New Jersey harbour.
Known Allies:
-That Midget Who Seems To Like Me,
Known Enemies:
-The Korean Press,
-Bleach,
Special Abilities or Talents:-Can be seen through fog from 500 metres.
Unconfirmed Rumours:-Skyler's defense mechanism is to curl into a fetal position and let off a glow from his hair. Confirmed: True. Approach with caution.
-Skyler's daughter enjoys being tormented by figures psychologically better than her. Confirmed: True. Remember to send adoption papers through after Skyler is physically broken.
Don't let Madonna do it like last time.
Additional Notes:
-Enjoys alliteration. A lot. Skyler Striker. Date with Destiny. It is pretty fun, really.
Rating:
7/10. Should be ok as long as his hair does not go into meltdown.
Target Alias:
Skyler Striker
Real Name (If Known):
Unsure but I doubt anybody's parents enjoy sibilance enough to call their child that.
Image:
Preferred Pet Names:
-The Fate Fellator
-The Destiny Destroyer
-The Clairvoyant Crusher
-The Mystery Misogynist
-The Predictive Pariah
-The Psychic Proletariat
-Billy Idol
-William The Bloody
-Matchstick Head
Starring Roles:
-Buffy The Vampire Slayer (TV)
-Any White Wedding
Target History:
Skyler had a relatively normal life with his parents, Bill and Terrence, until at the age of fifteen, he was forced to attend a school trip to the local bleach factory. A weak child, the others that came from his school considered it funny to repeatedly push Skyler's head into a vat of kitchen cleaner that is produced at the facility. Shocked at their teacher's treatment of Skyler, his fellow students eventually stopped their antics. Unfortunately, it was too late. Skyler's hair was now luminous, combining with the chemicals to create a blinding hue to his barnet. Now capable of cold fusion, Skyler's hair toured with circuses. Failing to capitalize on the true nuclear possibilities of his hair, the circus pushed Skyler away and hence, he moved to his first love: the Piano. Performing under the name 'Elton', Skyler wowed audiences with his non-homosexual performances and yet, femininely flamboyant eyeware. After a whirlwind struggle with drugs and becoming a forefront for the movement in protecting AIDS, 'Elton' eventually married his partner David Furnish in 2006. Skyler is now retired from this line of work calling the Korean press 'pigs.' He and his hair now function as a lighthouse off the coast of New Jersey harbour.
Known Allies:
-That Midget Who Seems To Like Me,
Known Enemies:
-The Korean Press,
-Bleach,
Special Abilities or Talents:-Can be seen through fog from 500 metres.
Unconfirmed Rumours:-Skyler's defense mechanism is to curl into a fetal position and let off a glow from his hair. Confirmed: True. Approach with caution.
-Skyler's daughter enjoys being tormented by figures psychologically better than her. Confirmed: True. Remember to send adoption papers through after Skyler is physically broken.
Don't let Madonna do it like last time.
Additional Notes:
-Enjoys alliteration. A lot. Skyler Striker. Date with Destiny. It is pretty fun, really.
Rating:
7/10. Should be ok as long as his hair does not go into meltdown.
