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Post by Gavin Burnside on Apr 11, 2016 14:12:06 GMT -5
@rabidshousekeeper
'ello dears, me names Misses Hemlock. Young Master Rush has asked me to take over his twitter duties (whatever they are) as he is very busy running around being a superior athlete and suchlike. So from now on, I'll be handling any queries directed towards him as best I can. You'll 'ave to bare with me though, this inter-web lark is very new to me. Baking fresh scones I can handle, but figuring out what a #kek means has me in a complete 'tizz.
Young master Jason however did leave me with a note, which I have been asked to transcribe for you now, so 'ere goes:
Dear Scum
Over the past few months I have been conducting a social experiment to analyse and study the sociopathic nature of your close knit community. It has been odious and trying at times, but also regrettably necessary; in order to better categorise your many mental disorders. Clearly, you are all in need of treatment; and thus I shall be passing on my detailed findings to your local law enforcement authorities, so that a better plan of action can be drawn up in case of further incident.
I will, henceforth, not be available directly for comment, as I find your vile presence distasteful. Therefore, all queries directed towards me shall be dealt with via my housekeeper, Mrs Hemlock, who is eager to engage in conversation with you so that she may pass on some juicy, inconsequential gossip to her bridge night cohorts.
What you all need to understand, “WCF Galaxy”, is that your senseless and infantile behaviour on social networking sites is merely a symptom of your deeper, collective psychosis. I purpose that some of you attempt to engage in the popular past time known as sex; as it has clearly eluded a contingent of you for some time. (Masturbatory techniques notwithstanding).
I would bid you all a final adieu, but since I'll be crushing your skulls each and every Sunday night anyway, that would be a deceptive and insincere waste of effort. Instead, I shall conclude with a quote from late scientist and author, Robert Wilensky:
“We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.”
My business here is done.
Now, fuck off.
Jonathan Rabid, esq.
Master Rabid does 'ave a way with words, doesn't he?
Right, I'm off to bake a light sponge. Toodles!
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Post by Bonnie Blue on Apr 11, 2016 14:45:12 GMT -5
@wcf_bonnieblue
Irrelevant. So... nothing new there.
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Post by Gavin Burnside on Apr 11, 2016 14:53:35 GMT -5
@wcf_bonnieblue Irrelevant. So... nothing new there. 'ello dear. Terrible news about that poor Phoenix woman. Do you know her? I read in OK! Magazine that she once slept with those boys from One Direction, is that true? Also, what's your favourite cake? Do you sow? |
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Post by Bonnie Blue on Apr 11, 2016 14:59:43 GMT -5
@wcf_bonnieblue Irrelevant. So... nothing new there. 'ello dear. Terrible news about that poor Phoenix woman. Do you know her? I read in OK! Magazine that she once slept with those boys from One Direction, is that true? Also, what's your favourite cake? Do you sow? @wcf_bonnieblue Shame about Phoenix, yes. I doubt she'll be rising from the ashes anytime soon. The OneDirection thing is probably true. They're horrible; she's horrible...so much in common. Still... now that she's out of the way, I can focus on more important matters. Like cake, since you mentioned it.  |
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Post by Gavin Burnside on Apr 11, 2016 15:06:20 GMT -5
'ello dear. Terrible news about that poor Phoenix woman. Do you know her? I read in OK! Magazine that she once slept with those boys from One Direction, is that true? Also, what's your favourite cake? Do you sow? @wcf_bonnieblue Shame about Phoenix, yes. I doubt she'll be rising from the ashes anytime soon. The OneDirection thing is probably true. They're horrible; she's horrible...so much in common. Still... now that she's out of the way, I can focus on more important matters. Like cake, since you mentioned it. @rabidshousekeeper I was only telling Marjorie last week in the check out that OK! Magazine always check their sources. Thank you, Miss Blue. Oh, and what kind of cake do you like? Perhaps I can bake one for you, and have Jason deliver it to you at the arena. He's such a nice boy. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2016 15:15:38 GMT -5
@neonordic
Dag Riddik's Ambassador >>> Rabid's Housekeeper
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Post by Bonnie Blue on Apr 11, 2016 15:21:10 GMT -5
@wcf_bonnieblue Shame about Phoenix, yes. I doubt she'll be rising from the ashes anytime soon. The OneDirection thing is probably true. They're horrible; she's horrible...so much in common. Still... now that she's out of the way, I can focus on more important matters. Like cake, since you mentioned it. @rabidshousekeeper I was only telling Marjorie last week in the check out that OK! Magazine always check their sources. Thank you, Miss Blue. Oh, and what kind of cake do you like? Perhaps I can bake one for you, and have Jason deliver it to you at the arena. He's such a nice boy. @wcf_bonnieblue Isn't he, though? I've always enjoyed our... interactions. Matter of fact, it's high time he and I had another little tete-a-tete. To answer your question, my favorite cake is German chocolate, but being health-conscious and all... well, a girl has to watch her figure. |
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Post by Gavin Burnside on Apr 11, 2016 15:21:36 GMT -5
@neonordic
Dag Riddik's Ambassador >>> Rabid's Housekeeper Wot's with all the arrows, dear? Have you slipped on the keyboard? |
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Post by Gavin Burnside on Apr 11, 2016 15:24:35 GMT -5
@rabidshousekeeper I was only telling Marjorie last week in the check out that OK! Magazine always check their sources. Thank you, Miss Blue. Oh, and what kind of cake do you like? Perhaps I can bake one for you, and have Jason deliver it to you at the arena. He's such a nice boy. @wcf_bonnieblue Isn't he, though? I've always enjoyed our... interactions. Matter of fact, it's high time he and I had another little tete-a-tete. To answer your question, my favorite cake is German chocolate, but being health-conscious and all... well, a girl has to watch her figure. Oh, I agree! I do that DDP Yoga now and again to keep me sprightly, but it's a bit embarrassing when my joints crack at the gym! You should try a good cherry bakewell, though. Scrumptious! |
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Post by Bonnie Blue on Apr 11, 2016 15:38:18 GMT -5
@wcf_bonnieblue I'll keep that in mind. DDP Yoga? Heard good things about it. Personally, I've developed an interest in Muay Thai of late, and that will definitely keep you in shape.  BTW, say hi to Jack for me, would you? |
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Post by Tiffany White on Apr 11, 2016 15:53:03 GMT -5
@tiffuguessedit
"eyyyyy. go on and ask johnny b. rabid if he still wants that fuckin aftermath tv title match. or is he CHICKEN??"
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Post by Gavin Burnside on Apr 11, 2016 15:55:01 GMT -5
@wcf_bonnieblue I'll keep that in mind. DDP Yoga? Heard good things about it. Personally, I've developed an interest in Muay Thai of late, and that will definitely keep you in shape. BTW, say hi to Jack for me, would you? Muay Thai? Oh, I like Chinese food! Very tasty! I'll say hi to Jack. Is he related to Thorndyke, our butler? That's a strange one and no mistake. |
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Post by Bonnie Blue on Apr 11, 2016 15:57:52 GMT -5
@wcf_bonnieblue I'll keep that in mind. DDP Yoga? Heard good things about it. Personally, I've developed an interest in Muay Thai of late, and that will definitely keep you in shape. BTW, say hi to Jack for me, would you? Muay Thai? Oh, I like Chinese food! Very tasty! I'll say hi to Jack. Is he related to Thorndyke, our butler? That's a strange one and no mistake. @wcf_bonnieblue Oh, Mrs. H, you are positively adorable! |
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Post by Gavin Burnside on Apr 11, 2016 15:58:08 GMT -5
@tiffuguessedit "eyyyyy. go on and ask johnny b. rabid if he still wants that fuckin aftermath tv title match. or is he CHICKEN??" 'ello Dear. That outfit looks chilly for this time of year. "Don't cast nowt, till' May's out" as my mother used to say. I'll pass on the message and deliver the reply shortly. ma'am. |
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Post by Gavin Burnside on Apr 11, 2016 16:00:58 GMT -5
Muay Thai? Oh, I like Chinese food! Very tasty! I'll say hi to Jack. Is he related to Thorndyke, our butler? That's a strange one and no mistake. @wcf_bonnieblue Oh, Mrs. H, you are positively adorable! Why, thank you, Ma'am! It's always nice to make new friends! I'll get cracking on that Cherry Bakewell, you just have to try it! |
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Post by Gavin Burnside on Apr 11, 2016 16:16:06 GMT -5
@tiffuguessedit "eyyyyy. go on and ask johnny b. rabid if he still wants that fuckin aftermath tv title match. or is he CHICKEN??" 'ello ma'am I have a reply from young master Rabid... Dear Tiffany.
I watched with great interest your decisive and confident win over the newcomer, CJ Phoenix. You may not be a natural wrestler, but you do have skill, and a flare for this business. You're a winner, and such gumption always finds a way to transpose itself from one profession to the next. As would seem to be the case with your good self.
Such a challenge is worthy of me. I shall face you at Aftermath. TV title on the line.
Good. Day. |
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Post by Tiffany White on Apr 11, 2016 16:28:18 GMT -5
@tiffuguessedit "eyyyyy. go on and ask johnny b. rabid if he still wants that fuckin aftermath tv title match. or is he CHICKEN??" 'ello ma'am I have a reply from young master Rabid... Dear Tiffany.
I watched with great interest your decisive and confident win over the newcomer, CJ Phoenix. You may not be a natural wrestler, but you do have skill, and a flare for this business. You're a winner, and such gumption always finds a way to transpose itself from one profession to the next. As would seem to be the case with your good self.
Such a challenge is worthy of me. I shall face you at Aftermath. TV title on the line.
Good. Day.@tiffuguessedit "You're a good woman ma'am. Tell Johnny I'll be waiting for him at Aftermath." |
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Post by Gavin Burnside on Apr 11, 2016 16:38:12 GMT -5
'ello ma'am I have a reply from young master Rabid... Dear Tiffany.
I watched with great interest your decisive and confident win over the newcomer, CJ Phoenix. You may not be a natural wrestler, but you do have skill, and a flare for this business. You're a winner, and such gumption always finds a way to transpose itself from one profession to the next. As would seem to be the case with your good self.
Such a challenge is worthy of me. I shall face you at Aftermath. TV title on the line.
Good. Day.@tiffuguessedit "You're a good woman ma'am. Tell Johnny I'll be waiting for him at Aftermath." I will, Ma'am. And thank you for your kind words. Oh, would you like me to knit you a scarf? It's not summer, yet! |
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Post by Tiffany White on Apr 11, 2016 16:49:31 GMT -5
@tiffuguessedit "You're a good woman ma'am. Tell Johnny I'll be waiting for him at Aftermath." I will, Ma'am. And thank you for your kind words. Oh, would you like me to knit you a scarf? It's not summer, yet! @tiffiguessedit "while I appreciate the offer ma'am, it's pretty warm over here in Nevada. much too warm for a scarf." |
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Post by Gavin Burnside on Apr 11, 2016 17:04:03 GMT -5
I will, Ma'am. And thank you for your kind words. Oh, would you like me to knit you a scarf? It's not summer, yet! @tiffiguessedit "while I appreciate the offer ma'am, it's pretty warm over here in Nevada. much too warm for a scarf." Oh, good to hear ma'am! I keep forgetting how vast this country is. My late husband, Arthur (God rest his soul) used to tell me stories about this great nation of yours. He always wanted to visit, but he passed on before he could make the journey. I guess I made the move for the both of us. He would have loved it here so. Tisk! Where's my manners!? I'll stop rabbiting on now. |
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BTW, say hi to Jack for me, would you?
