Post by "The Wolf" Conrad Howell on Jan 4, 2007 13:57:09 GMT -5
Hank Brown is standing in a locker room when Conrad "The Wolf" Howell and the lovely Shanon walk in. Conrad walks right up to Hank and pulls the microphone in Hank's hand closer to him.
"The King" Eric Kennedy walks to the ring with his red and white rope and a scepter
Conrad starts to hum and march around as royalty
Ha, talking about how he has proved something to me, well he is right, he has proved something.
Conrad starts to laugh to himself and grabs the microphone from Hank Brown
OK, Now don't get too cocky there "King", you have won one match. (Under his breath) Not that you used any talent to do so (back to a normal tone) and your statement says it all, you didn't pin me. Hell, it seems more like you ran away from me the whole match. I hit you with a spear and you were where… on your back and I'm sure you were seeing all the little birdies, chirping away, around your head.
Conrad wipes his beard with his hand and gives a menacing look at Hank, who tries to get his microphone back.
Not to mention I almost had the pin, if it wasn't for that guy coming off the top rope, but this ain't horseshoes or hand grenade.
(With an evil grin) But wouldn't that make for some interesting matches. (Shaking his head) Never mind that for now.
Next I hit you and one of the other guys with a double clothesline, and again you were flat on your back, but this time you rolled out of the ring like the coward you are. As for the comment of you not being a Joke, you will never be anything but a joke to me. Cowards that run from a fight are always good for a laugh. That and if you think you can beat me, hell if you think you can muster up enough of anything, whether it be brains, gut or intestinal fortitude, to face me in the ring, then you really are a King,...of FOOLS!!!
Conrad hands the microphone back to Hank and walks off screen, only to comeback a second later and grab the microphone back.
Now Kennedy you don't like you tag partner. Damn what was his name ?
Hank steps a little closer
I believe it was Infra-Red.
Conrad looks at Hank
Do you know how hard it is not to turn that into a joke? You just keep setting yourself up for these things. No one cares what the hell his name is. No one cares that he is teaming with The King of Fools.
Conrad then looks at Shanon who just shrugs and laughs along with Conrad
Now where was I. Oh yeah, you don't like your partner well at least you heard of him and seen him in action. Chris Avery and I might be teaming up this Sunday, but don't expect too much, because I'm not really looking forward to carrying, I mean teaming with anyone. Now as for me being a tag team specialist, that again may have been true when I worked with someone that I had known for years. Years of working together as a team, and against one another in singles matches. So Chris I will hold up my end of the match as long as you do the same. Or we can just stay out of each others way and do our own things.
Now I guess I should address the other side of the tag team I am facing, but I won't.
With that Conrad tosses the microphone back to Hank, and puts his arm around Shanon, and walks off once again
"The King" Eric Kennedy walks to the ring with his red and white rope and a scepter
Conrad starts to hum and march around as royalty
Ha, talking about how he has proved something to me, well he is right, he has proved something.
Conrad starts to laugh to himself and grabs the microphone from Hank Brown
OK, Now don't get too cocky there "King", you have won one match. (Under his breath) Not that you used any talent to do so (back to a normal tone) and your statement says it all, you didn't pin me. Hell, it seems more like you ran away from me the whole match. I hit you with a spear and you were where… on your back and I'm sure you were seeing all the little birdies, chirping away, around your head.
Conrad wipes his beard with his hand and gives a menacing look at Hank, who tries to get his microphone back.
Not to mention I almost had the pin, if it wasn't for that guy coming off the top rope, but this ain't horseshoes or hand grenade.
(With an evil grin) But wouldn't that make for some interesting matches. (Shaking his head) Never mind that for now.
Next I hit you and one of the other guys with a double clothesline, and again you were flat on your back, but this time you rolled out of the ring like the coward you are. As for the comment of you not being a Joke, you will never be anything but a joke to me. Cowards that run from a fight are always good for a laugh. That and if you think you can beat me, hell if you think you can muster up enough of anything, whether it be brains, gut or intestinal fortitude, to face me in the ring, then you really are a King,...of FOOLS!!!
Conrad hands the microphone back to Hank and walks off screen, only to comeback a second later and grab the microphone back.
Now Kennedy you don't like you tag partner. Damn what was his name ?
Hank steps a little closer
I believe it was Infra-Red.
Conrad looks at Hank
Do you know how hard it is not to turn that into a joke? You just keep setting yourself up for these things. No one cares what the hell his name is. No one cares that he is teaming with The King of Fools.
Conrad then looks at Shanon who just shrugs and laughs along with Conrad
Now where was I. Oh yeah, you don't like your partner well at least you heard of him and seen him in action. Chris Avery and I might be teaming up this Sunday, but don't expect too much, because I'm not really looking forward to carrying, I mean teaming with anyone. Now as for me being a tag team specialist, that again may have been true when I worked with someone that I had known for years. Years of working together as a team, and against one another in singles matches. So Chris I will hold up my end of the match as long as you do the same. Or we can just stay out of each others way and do our own things.
Now I guess I should address the other side of the tag team I am facing, but I won't.
With that Conrad tosses the microphone back to Hank, and puts his arm around Shanon, and walks off once again
