Post by "The Wolf" Conrad Howell on Oct 19, 2006 8:35:59 GMT -5
(Chad and Conrad are sitting at the Slaughter Lamb drinking and watching Biggs' interview with Hank Brown)
Conrad: Well Biggs, it seems that our attack improved you voice.
Chad: Yeah, you sound like Mush-mouth from Fat Albert, which is just fuckin' scary.
Conrad: Now Biggs, are you sure you're going to be obie-kay-bee?
Chad: Cause we wouldn't want Jake there to take advantage of you... by forcing you into a match that could end your career.
Conrad: We understand that pride is a hard thing to overcome, but your health is truly our main concern.
Chad: So there will be no disgrace in coming out and telling the world that you would rather us have the tag titles, than end up in a hospital bed with tubes keeping your brain dead body alive, just because Jake and your house boy can't let go.
Conrad: Yeah the best thing for all of us would be if you just moved on to greener fields.
Chad: Not that it wouldn't be a pleasure to end your wrestling career.
Conrad: Now Jake, I know you think we went off the edge with this attack of ours, but you know what, we don't care what you think. It is plain to see you are still trying to live vicariously though Biggs. You should be trying to talk him out of stepping in the ring with us.
Chad: Now as far as our last two titles shots, as we have stated before, the Sick Individuals have never been pinned or made to submit.
Conrad (interrupting Chad): Well Biggs did pin you in that singles match.
(Chad turns to Conrad and gives him a dirty look)
Conrad: What? I'm just saying.
Chad: As I was saying... Biggs, being the opportunist that he is, chooses to prey on the weakest of the team he was facing. Now mind you this was smart, but he still has not beaten the Sick Individuals for the tag title.
Conrad: As far as taking the belts, it is just what we do. We want something we take it. We strike first, strike hard, and show no mercy, then we take what we what.
Chad: So Biggs as you already know the Beating will continue till...
Conrad: We punish you into retirement.
(Just then Wee Lad walks in)
Wee Lad: I just got footage of Biggs' next interview and Conrad I don't think your going to be happy.
(The Scene fades to Black)
Conrad: Well Biggs, it seems that our attack improved you voice.
Chad: Yeah, you sound like Mush-mouth from Fat Albert, which is just fuckin' scary.
Conrad: Now Biggs, are you sure you're going to be obie-kay-bee?
Chad: Cause we wouldn't want Jake there to take advantage of you... by forcing you into a match that could end your career.
Conrad: We understand that pride is a hard thing to overcome, but your health is truly our main concern.
Chad: So there will be no disgrace in coming out and telling the world that you would rather us have the tag titles, than end up in a hospital bed with tubes keeping your brain dead body alive, just because Jake and your house boy can't let go.
Conrad: Yeah the best thing for all of us would be if you just moved on to greener fields.
Chad: Not that it wouldn't be a pleasure to end your wrestling career.
Conrad: Now Jake, I know you think we went off the edge with this attack of ours, but you know what, we don't care what you think. It is plain to see you are still trying to live vicariously though Biggs. You should be trying to talk him out of stepping in the ring with us.
Chad: Now as far as our last two titles shots, as we have stated before, the Sick Individuals have never been pinned or made to submit.
Conrad (interrupting Chad): Well Biggs did pin you in that singles match.
(Chad turns to Conrad and gives him a dirty look)
Conrad: What? I'm just saying.
Chad: As I was saying... Biggs, being the opportunist that he is, chooses to prey on the weakest of the team he was facing. Now mind you this was smart, but he still has not beaten the Sick Individuals for the tag title.
Conrad: As far as taking the belts, it is just what we do. We want something we take it. We strike first, strike hard, and show no mercy, then we take what we what.
Chad: So Biggs as you already know the Beating will continue till...
Conrad: We punish you into retirement.
(Just then Wee Lad walks in)
Wee Lad: I just got footage of Biggs' next interview and Conrad I don't think your going to be happy.
(The Scene fades to Black)
