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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Mar 30, 2016 0:45:37 GMT -5
AWWWWW W ZF!!!!!! DON'T CHU DARE BE SOWAH! CLAP YA HANDS AND FEEL DAT POWWAAHHH!!!!!! #START_SPEADIN_DA_NEWS #START_SPREADIN_YA_CHEEKS #BOOTY_TROMBONE_COWBOYHAT SLAM THREE FIF-TAYYYY !!! What it do, what it do. Raymond fucking Hatcher is the noob up in here bout to get his shit pushed in against the Undead Living Legend. Cept, well.. we got 2 weeks to wreck him LOL two whole weeks, W ZF of Raymond Hatcher: 1. Trying too hard 2. quitting / not trying at all. 3. Being made to look a fool 4. lusting after 7 year olds 5. repeating every single jam willy mistake dat everyone else made 6. crippling his own mental thought process 7. being dragged down that rabbit hole 8. thinking he's the one in control 9. LOL'ing about an easy victory 10. and realizing that hes losing -> even now 11. Yes, even now 13. There is no twelve 14. twelve is too high a number for Hatcher-> they can cross streets and call for an adult 15. I am adult LOL W ZF Loyal. Zombie Dank Morris gives to you the 4th title defense of the year Raymond "Catholic" Hatcher vs The reigning... defending .. 4 time W ZF Internet Champion .. Zombie DankMorris! Shia, play ya boi out
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Mar 31, 2016 18:42:14 GMT -5
YO! Hatcher? Where you been? LOL You been waiting for me to follow your lead? ME? Fucking hypothetical rhetorical, mother fucker -> do you speak them -> ( LOL spoilers: YOU DONT ). STR8 up, first off -> ZMAC ain't followin no one anywhere, anytime up in this twitter shit. Ol' Z owns this twitter shit. Hop up on another twitter handle, create another thread. Do it. Body me. Body the Internet Champion by creating yet another text based monument to his sin backslash(/) greatness. Post memes of my moms N' shit. How shes a jozz whore and a rocket scientist or sumshit. Tell me how you're going to end my career cuz I suck and I'm terrible and washed up and I'm just #treddingwater for like 6 of my 4 years in the dub. LOL I'd love to see you do that. Tell me how you've beaten me and shit -> oh the losses, lets count them losses. Honey Badger been doing a lot of that. Honey Badger also been doin alot of other shit too. But hey, Raymond Hatcher, why don't you come out of retirement and tell the world that you gone do what no one else can do? OR If'n you be waitin a week cuz Slam! 350 gets 2 weeks to build THE BIGGEST SHOW OF THE YEAR Then what the fuck you waitin for? You gone take the Griffin approach to bodyin' ol' Z? Wait a day -> 2 days -> 3 days -> then just not show up at all? LOL thats cool with me. Hell, everyone would be cool with that. The less the world sees of you, the better. Except All eyes are on you. On that glorious beatdown Zombie DankKILLAH gonna go and give tah you -> which you aint gonna stop or do anything about -> but like my mom you just gonna bend over and let me wreck that ass from behind while ya tits giggle and you struggle to figure out how ya life got to this point. so how did ya life get to this point? I mean like, shee-it, you had promise. People thought you were gonna do sum shit up in here and yet -> You couldnt draw no dimes with a dime stencil and a sharpie. So where you think you gonna k-k-k-k-kum up in here and whoop ol' Z for this belt? Who do you think you are? # oh # right
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Post by Raymond Hatcher on Apr 2, 2016 11:51:06 GMT -5
Pull strings to get this turned into the official Internet Title Match thread, try to undermine my progress already. It's still early in the game for you to already start running away.
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Apr 2, 2016 12:33:16 GMT -5
Pull strings to get this turned into the official Internet Title Match thread, try to undermine my progress already. It's still early in the game for you to already start running away. LOL RIIIGHHTT Son. All dat progress -> on MY Internet -> For MY title -> on MY Internet thread ( spoilers: ITS ALL MY THREAD lol ) But dats cool. Cuz you are both literally and figuratively a fuccboi. But hey, give credit where its due While we're on that subject though... I found Danny Anderson, going under a new name And dear god, did he put you in the dirt Musta been when you were in your PRE WZF days, or sumthin ( Or sumthin, like that, amirite?) Even Danny Anderson be killin your punk azz so don't be k-k-k-ummin up in here tryin to do or pretend to do anythin other than whats currently happening. ZMAC ->killing-> You BTDUBS
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Apr 2, 2016 12:38:07 GMT -5
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Post by Raymond Hatcher on Apr 2, 2016 12:38:52 GMT -5
Once again the badly damaged synapses in your brain have failed you, that's Raymond Hatcher and Hell that's not even Danny Anderson, nice try for some cheap credit. Always taking the easiest way out, McCheesey. Keep quoting me some more, buddy, all the greats get quoted, I'm sure you'll end your next attempt with a JFK or Churchill quote, still unoriginal, still a poser.
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Post by Raymond Hatcher on Apr 2, 2016 12:40:49 GMT -5
/\/\ Zombie shooting on Hatcher /\/\ I'd like to end this with a HAHA, but it's not funny, it's just sad.
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Apr 2, 2016 12:44:11 GMT -5
Once again the badly damaged synapses in your brain have failed you, that's Raymond Hatcher and Hell that's not even Danny Anderson, nice try for some cheap credit. Always taking the easiest way out, McCheesey. Keep quoting me some more, buddy, all the greats get quoted, I'm sure you'll end your next attempt with a JFK or Churchill quote, still unoriginal, still a poser.
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Post by Raymond Hatcher on Apr 2, 2016 13:44:44 GMT -5
Bah Gawd...he's so unoriginal now he's just copying himself.
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Apr 3, 2016 1:18:12 GMT -5
Bah Gawd...he's so unoriginal now he's just copying himself. LOL. Son, you still dont get the joke. # -> You don't get the shoot. Dats what you k-k-k-ummin at me with? Graspin' at straws? J.R, memes? Good ol' JR? You gone bring him into this? Fuck it -> Ol' Z will fuck him up too. Shee-it, Hatcher. Where you think you are? You down that rabbit hole, son. Its fuckin official. Get ready for the rest of your life. The next 2 weeks are going to be ZMAC killing you softly with everything-> k-k-k-ummin at chu with dat strong style LOL What is that? What even is that? Its ZMAC STR8 up wreckin ya punk azz with memes, gifs and everything in between. You stepped up in my world and now this is where ol' Z gone continue to do what he does best. So lay it out on the line, Hatch -> pronounce Aitch-> Pronounced Sytche -> Pronounced LOL Jay Omega Fail -> pronounced worst champion in WCF history -> pronounced Raymond Hatcher -> If he could ever do anything to merit a championship win -> but he cant -> *shrugs* -> 8 year olds. LOL So lets establish a couple of things. Yah, you got a few W's over ZMAC Hazaahh. So don't half the roster -> But there is a difference between a 3 count and STR8 up defeating. I DEFEATED Sarah Twilight. I DEFEATED Griffin I DEFEATED Dag Riddick You get it? There careers ain't the same. Cuz they don't got careers. " But ol' Z, Dag is International Champion. Thats a thing -> that exists in real life -> Thats a career" LOL hold up. Wait a second. If beating Caliban in any stretch of the imagination counts as a career move -> Go out to the tool shed -> get ya daddies 12 gauge -> and swallow it whole. There ain't no career with Dag Riddick sticking to twitter because he's a fucking idiot. But this isnt about him -> Its about you Aitch. Its about you being in the Dub for almost an entire year. Thats 365 days. thats 2 less days then ZMAC recognizes in a single year. So a year in the company and THIS - > RIGHT HERE -> IS WHAT YOU GOT TO SHOW FOR IT ZMAC stomping your head in -> WITH ARROWS -> TO BRING YOU TO THE NEXT -> CONCUSSIVE -> SCATHING -> SCREW FACED -> SHOOT -> ABOUT YOU -> Cept Jam Willy already done did that fo' me. Cuz you ain't done shit. I doubt you even took a shit. -> yo, is that why you so bent out of shape? Is it cuz everybody poops -> cept you? Cept ol' Aitch? Rhetorical. We know you constipated - > Cuz ZMAC been pushin ya shit in - > since day 1 -> day fucking 1 And you takin it. You be lovin it -> You be lovin it like a Mickey D's commercial with a double fisted whooper in one hand and a Carls Jr. in the other. SETH! SETH THATS A FAST FOOD JOKE. IT MEANS HES A TWO BIT FUCKING SCRUB! SSEEETTHHHH !!11!!!!!1 LOL but ol' Z is graspin at straws? the ORIGINATOR of the belt that you be goin for? Caplocks that bitch. Aitch, you been graspin at straws since day fuckin one and you still cant get one. Every fuckin week you find a different way to fuck it up "ops, maybe this week" They say - > LOL -> hardly -> not likely -> hes the Canadian version of Jay Omega. " But Jay Omega is Canadian" Yah... thats the fuckin joke. And here you are yet again spiraling down the fucking rabbit hole at top speed and ZMAC just killin you for funZ'Z Fun Z's Can you believe it? LOL no you fucking cant -> Because you're Raymond fucking Hatcher -> and you're fucking terrible. Its like how did your life get so fucking bad? Where did you go wrong? Birth, comes to mind. Being born into a fucking world where guys like me exist and wreck face every fucking chance we get ( spoilers: dis be one of them times). But I know. I know. I'm not your enemy. I'm not home alone in an up scale Chicago suburb. I'm not a pre teen virgin or a child of destiny for told in blah.. blah.. blah.. I'm none of those things Aitch. But what I am is the fucking W ZF Internet Champion. And I'm damn good at what I do. The fucking best SKIP A FUCKING LINE BECAUSE I JUST BUMPED A RAIL OF COKE OFF IT. And you Aitch.. You're the best at Being that lame fuck known as Raymond Hatcher -> The dude that ain't -> evah -> gonna -> be -> a -> somethin. LOL Let alone a champion -> LOL let alone of the Internet. Chris Hansen still prowls the web for pieces of shit like you -> You be Fogle'd in a week -> Less if theres an early dismissal on account of snow or flood or mass shooting. OH! Hey ZMAC. Is dat a pipe bomb in ya pants -> Or are you just happy to see me. LOL I am, Aitch. I am happy to see you -> To see the look on your face next week at Slam 350 when yet again the carrot is dangled in front of your face and ripped away from you. Ol' Z is gonna lure you right in. Yup. I'm gonna do it with promises of candy and funny stories in the park, too. Just pet the puppy for a second. Its OK, he don't bite. You cant trust me. I'm your friend. I have candy. And thee most prestigious belt in the company. I have a lot of cool things in my van, Aitch. Do you wanna see sex with a teenager? Cuz next week I'm taking you back to fucking school. DEUCES BITCH!
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Post by Raymond Hatcher on Apr 4, 2016 14:15:04 GMT -5
So I guess you think making lists involves skill, yeah about as much skill as a housewife getting ready to go to the grocery store. Your day probably ends much like her's, dick in mouth. Keep coming at me with that weak excuse for some shit, shit is the best word, that's it's exactly what you are. Surely you love getting Big Tranny to take a dump in you're mouth because you've been spewing more crap than Trump on the podium. Wake up from your fucking dream, this is reality, bitch boy and you've got nothing. You wanna climb up to my level, you better wear a fucking safety harness, one slip and you're right back at the bottom. It's that easier, you're already losing grip and dropping your position. I would love to say the biggest joke is the fact that you think that beat-up piece of metal around your waist represents the greatest title in this company, but that's not the biggest joke around here...you are.
Keep trying, keep getting more desperate to come at me. You've got nothing on me and it shows, already going into the viscous cycle of repeating yourself, well done dufus. It's so obvious you've got no material to shoot on me, Hell half your shoot so far has been on yourself, yeah you got more shit to talk about on yourself than you do about me. And that's because I'm in a class all by myself. While you're shouting from the rooftops about wins over...um...Griffin (hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah) I've beaten real competitors like Joey Flash. What's you're next strategy talking about beating your dick all day, hey that's not an accomplishment, just a small tragedy. Even your dick is tired of you pulling at it's cape. Keep tugging on my robe Zed-mickey, while you're at you might as well go stand behind a donkey and yank on it's tail a few times, the outcomes the same, your ass in the grass.
What, what? Did you hear me this time or do I need to bang you upside the head a few more times to wake up those neuroreceptors in your brain? All in due time, my little friend. You think you're stuff is popping yeah, popping a fucking hole in my head because I literally can't fathom how you think this strategy is gonna work, well i guess that's the whole thing, you don't think. You just do, and what you're doing right now is a farse. Wanna talk about how you've never needed anyone's help, Hell when has there ever been a moment in your career when you've gone it on your own. Even now you need help from Fat Ass Train to get your shit over, and like The Rock standing next to Roman Reigns, it still isn't getting over. Keep that word over in your head because that's what your title reigns about to be. I really don't need the memes to get my shit over, I'm more over than you and I don't even have to open my mouth, I just step in that ring lull those people into a fucking trance, they can't look away and by the time that bell rings, they snap out of it and are willing to do whatever the fuck I ask.
Break bread with your bros a few more times, because your last supper is right around the corner. You can keep asking someone to pinch you to awake you from this fucking nightmare you think you're stuck in, but boy this is real life, and you're really fucked.
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Post by Raymond Hatcher on Apr 4, 2016 18:22:08 GMT -5
WCF fans are lined up outside Zombie's kennel all veraciously shouting in unison the loud unmistakable chant that is burning it's way into the dark, sickening mind of Zombie McScaredyPants, "HATCHER's GONNA KILL YOU" "HATCHER's GONNA KILL YOU" "HATCHER's GONNA KILL YOU" "HATCHER's GONNA KILL YOU" These ravenously impatient fans are all salivating at the mouth for The Great Redeemer to once and for all end Zombie's tyrannical, mostly forgettable reign as WCF Interweb Champ.
Like Alexander sweeping through Egypt on his gallant steed there will be little to no resistance from the opposing party. Like all wars, the fight is over before it has even begun. Not a challenger but a soon to be champion waits patiently for 350. When recently spoken to Hatcher proclaimed that he has 350 ways to murder Zombie and he won't stop at just One.
The dark cloud that has been cast by Zombie McNobrains will soon be lifted as the glory on high himself will come down to impart a beautiful and bright future for the WCF Universe. Glory be to he, The Great Redeemer.
Amazing Ray, how sweet the sound, that saved a wretch like Zombie, he once was lost but soon will be found, is blind but soon will see. T'was Ray that taught his heart to fear...
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Apr 4, 2016 22:10:46 GMT -5
YO, Aitch.
Like STR* up -> don't be trippin.
There aint no one in line no where for you.
You don't even have an item in your Amazon cart.
FGT -> You cant afford it. You cant afford shit, let alone the oppertunity to run ya mouth off against Ol' Z.
You pinned Joey Flash?
Thats cute.
I ended 3 careers in the 6 months.
I made hiZtory.
That Griffin shit was a title defense- > that was a guy that we aint going to see cuz ol' ZMAC done struck his dick off the cheek bone of Griffin.
When you do anything in this company other than what I'm going to do to you on Sunday
LOL
which you aint - > but if'n you ever dream about something other than 2nd graders in gym class - > then you can type it up on your blog -> Or twitter - > or what ever it is you think you're doing.
But while we're at it..
You're lvel?
What is that? what even is that?
How many belts do you got?
Hatcher: NONE / ZMAC: 8
How many historic feuds you been in?
Hatcher: NONE / ZMAC: 4
How many iconic moments do you have in WZF?
Hatcher: NONE / ZMAC: 10
How many Poon smashing tag teams have you been in?
Hatcher: NONE / ZMAC: 2
Stables?
Hatcher: NONE / ZMAC: 2
How many proud fathers do you have ?
Hatcher: NONE / ZMAC: 1
How many awards have you won?
Hatcher: NONE / ZMAC: 23
How many Titles have you created?
Hatcher: NONE / ZMAC: 1
How many records do you hold?
Hatcher: NONE / ZMAC: 3
How many careers have you ended?
Hatcher: NONE / ZMAC: 14
LOL
Aitch, I can go all day with this.
For every guy of merit that you beat, I've ended that many careers + 13
For everything that you tacked onto your wall - > I've demolished.
Say what you will about anything but the fact of the matter is this, ZMAC > YOU
Because well, who are you?
You're just Peter Banning whose running and hiding from your wife and children and after Sunday Night, this will all just be a bad dream ( LOL no it won't ). This is very much the reality of the situation.
YOU, Aitch, just like everyone else running their mouth like LOLZMACDONTDOSHIT, right? RIGHT?
RIIGHHTT
Bein like: " Ol' Z, what you been doin lately?"
HMMM well let ol' Z think.
* looks at hiZtoric Internet Title Reign *
* Looks at half a roster worth of careers ended *
Right son, like ol' Z aint got this game on lock
fuckin cock straped and ready to fuckin rock a solo off ya fo' head and cheek bone like a drum solo.
pop so much cock off ya dome, pam anderson be jelly.
Fuck you so hard, they gone recast you as the lead in the wire.
How you look in a swimsuit?
LOL
SETH, thats a joke. Means I'm going to fuck Aitch so hard this week, they gone toothbrush scrub Pams name of the slut walk of fame -> scribble Raymond Hatcher in with a fuckin sharpie -> then deep throat the sharpie
LOL
Dis fool got " 350 ways to beat" ol' Z
But get even lace Honey Badgers boots up with velcro straps and auto lace technology.
I got a couple ways to beat you too
AXE WOUND
CURB STOMP
WORLD TOUR 69
DOVE KILLER
DEUCE N' A HALF
That bitchin top rope snapmare
What do you got? -> Do you even got a finish?
350 ways to beat ol' Z and yet none of them are real
But I'll tell you what is -> ZMAC stompin ya skull in from bell to bell making you wish that you were able to through a promo together because LOL, like thats my krptoknight or sum shit
FUCK YOU, I KNOW I SPELT IT WRONG.
MARVEL > DC
why be batman when you can be beter than the merc with the mouth.
why be raymond hatcher when you could legitly be everyone else.
Must be sum shit, Aitch
Can be anyone in WZF.. but you cant be ol' Z
because you can not DEFEAT OL' Z
but he gone dust the floor with ya career
its low enough and already collecting dust. Might as well finish the job
LOL
But you go head, son. You go ahead, Aitch. You reply and suck my dick even more.
Every post you make -> I win
Every thing you say -> I win
Everything -> ever -> is a testiment to my greatness
and it eats guys like you up
because you cant catch the brass ring
but I will make you choke on it
because -> that is the entire M.O. of your career
Slam 350 is no different
DEUCES BITCH!
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Apr 4, 2016 22:54:28 GMT -5
#START_SPEADIN_DA_NEWS #START_SPREADIN_YA_CHEEKS #BOOTY_TROMBONE_COWBOYHAT
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Apr 5, 2016 21:15:50 GMT -5
Yo, Aitch! LOL, listen up Fuccboi, cuz right now we pullin this shit off and we doin this shit right, right here. Now that all pleasentries have been put aside for formal introductions and given the fact that you're punk azz has been around the block, jobbin to everybody with a pay check-> You should expect whats about to k-k-kum next. With sincerest regards to your career in WZF YOU don't got one. You never had one and you will have create one. Everyweek just like the week prior you will always just come up short. If'n lets say, you had the ability ( which you don't but for scientific reasons we'll say you do ) you would have gained the peoples or the U.S or the TV. Nig, Venge ain't hard to beat.But you-> LOL you're so easy I could whoop that ass black and blue with a "draw 4" UNO card and a box of Mike N' Ikes. You know what I'm sayin? HMM, SETH? SEEETHHHH, THAT MEANS THAT i COULD WHOOP HIS ASS WITH ANYTHING AT MY DISPOSAL too bad for you, Aith that its ALL at my disposal. That Hatcher> Mc- whatever thread that you started LOL dude -> fuckin jobber classic. Every dude like you thinks that I got sum easy picking for them to scoop up like slop Jay-LOPS and you be over there strokin ya cock to Baby Geniuses 2 and the thought that your 'rabid' fan base is chanting " Kill. Hatcher. Kill" Its more like Kill Hatcher, Kill Hatcher And they'd be right -> Cuz Honey Badger gone do just that at slam 350. So! lets do sum mental math. 350 slams / ZMACS * ahem* Longest competeive active streak on record in company history = 130 I've been on 130 Slams. thats 100 more weeks ofZMAC killin it, fuckin it and killin it again while you have matches with dudes that define your career ... ..... I well, HAHAH, well I'm ending careers of hall of fame legends. Bobby Cairo? I killed him for cocaine. He beat me for the Horror Strap Then I threw him into a volcano #familybonding Of course, family bonding with you involves, well... Best to avoid that closet LOL See what I did there? Wouldnt you agre, Aitch? Best to avoid all closets and skeletons and the like Because well... Hey! Didnt get you a subway deal? Yah! I think so. Doesnt the new ad slogan go something like: " 12 inches and still not satisfied" Clearly it must. Cuz ZMAC been slamming 12 inches DEEP and here you are, tryin to run that dribble lip some mo' So whats it gone be, Aitch? You wana tack another brick of text? You wana give Freezer burn an anxeity attack? LOL Dude, do it. THAT, THAT RIGHT THERE WOULD BE THE HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR CAREER Raymond Hatcher, list of Accomplishments: Gave Freezer Burn a TL;DR head ache. BUT in reality doe, this match aint going to be your crowning glory. There shall not be a city constructed high upon the hill to gleem and glisten in the sun light that is the glorious career of Raymond Hatcher. Unless sorrow, regret and hopelessness glisten, now. IDK. I don't keep up with tumblr. But I got memes But Aitch Heres to sucking, Right? LOL NAHHH Heres to that Slam 350 BOOT PARTY ol' Z is gonna give you #START_SPEADIN_DA_NEWS #START_SPREADIN_YA_CHEEKS #BOOTY_TROMBONE_COWBOYHAT
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Apr 5, 2016 21:48:41 GMT -5
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Apr 5, 2016 21:58:09 GMT -5
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Apr 6, 2016 21:50:21 GMT -5
Yo, AITCH! LOL MY dude, its been 24 fuckin hours and if'n you been so dominant on this Internet Title trip -> where is it? Where dat be at? I mean, Ol' Z must be blind or sumthin just in 24 hours, 1 less then what ZMAC recognizes in a standard Honey Badger day. dats 25 / 8, 379 ( add the .6 if'n ya wana be scientific ). I'm really interested in knownin where you been at ( LOL fuck you. No I havent ) Really, al Honey Badger is seein from his side of life is another sorry of a bitch without a drop of soup in his bowl, lookin for a handout and way to " launch his career" FOOL, dis is Honey Badger territory. All you gone get is #LUNCH_YA_CAREER gobble dat shit up like Sasha Banks booty O's cereal and finish that off with a tall glass of Sasha Banks Booty Sweat, Sweet Tea. Ya feel me. Yo, Steve Orbit... How it do, playa P.I.M.P? Orbit knows what I'm talkin bout, Aitch. In fact, everybody up in the locker room knows what I'm talkin bout -> Cept you. I'm guessin that the guy with the mixed bag of peanuts for a career highlight is really what was it? Grasping at straws? I think you had a pic of it or sumthin... IDK. No one really pays attention to your punk ass anyways. ANYWAYS Fuck it, give Ol' Z them straws and he gone snort up your hall of shame career. Fuckin hell, man you could make a whose who -> a mount Sethmore, if you will and the line up of: Bobby Cairo, Chad Evans, Odin Balfore and Ol' Z, Zombie DickMorris -> could -> would -> and WILL -> be an acceptable monument to the triumph and tribulations that WZF has had on the community. Both IWC and um... whatever Baby Genius 2 fan fiction site you creep up on. LOL Waits. Dats another thing. Hold up. Somehow my man, I don't think trumps wrong. Mainly because he's never wrong. You're just a fucking idiot. I mean like, I've a coked up Mad Man but those who know me, know that there is a charm and method to my maddness ( LOL Cuz there fuckin aint ). You? What is it that you do? I've been callin around and calling around but all I get directed to is day care centers and candy shops. Ya Sawft, ya dig. Sunday Night, Slam 350 - a monumental moment is WZF history. ground breaking. life changing hell, Aitch, you'll be fighting the undead living legend. I'm the most legendary guy on the roster LOL wow. let that sink in for a moment hatcher. With all your padded life style bullshit, Ol' Z.. the most famous and infamous thang going. and you... You'll be gettin the pink sock bleached by yours truely. Same day laundry service. Same day Laundry price. Helpin a jobber fuccboi out, how you doin. I'mma tailor ya style -> give you that good look for a while when I shine up past anything you could ever do on your own. Sunday at 350, im beatin' dat azz like you be beatin ya cock. hardcore strong style Z-wrkt! Send you back to that play date you came from with Alex Richards. Maybe you two ficcbois can swap notes and my jizz from ya lips. #snowball_Z_Greatness But I mean like, hey.. 24 hours aint no thang to a raymond hatcher LOL All you are is something Seth put against me because the world wants to see me whoop every fuccboi azzhole that k-k-k-kums along. Its funny Its sad but mostly funny. So think about that, Aitch. You wernt sent out to Z-territory to destroy me. You wernt sent out here to take back Twitter because BOO_TISA. LOL nah, son. You might think thats your ultimate goal but in reality its just to further this hiztoric, division define title run I got going on. Now ain't that a bitch? Ain't that a Raymond Hatcher lookin into a hall of mirrors and seeing so many of himself -> it converges into one singularity of fail optimus to the point where you just give up trying and put the gun in your mouth and pull the fucking trigger. It aint gettin any better than what you're doin now. and what you're doin now is getting Z-WREKT at slam 350. I'm rippin this mother fucker a new axe wound and I'm pinning him in the square middle of the fuckin ring. No jokes. No brew-ha-ha's. Just Hatcher gettin molested. Except.. the rubber glove is on the other hand -> too fuckin bad you gone get fisted just the same. and ol' Z.. he gone retain his title DEUCES BITCH! #Z-Wrekt #Zombie_Jobber #Retain #HiZtory
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Apr 7, 2016 0:57:11 GMT -5
LOL Yo, W ZF what it do, what it do? So, ight - listen. Cuz ZMAC B throwin that shit down again ( again, again? ) YUP! So Aitch, Hatcher, dude - where the fuck you been and what the fuck you been doin? You've had a full week already to STR8 up and body. WHere it been and what it do? A full week and you came and threw done 6 posts. Honey Badger callin it 6 cuz that Hatcher > ZMAC bullshit thread you done started went and got D railed by that TEACH CREW, hype. Also, in the fact that you gots to throw your shit up on that #official thread.. THHHATTTT <------ This curb stompin mother fucker done started. and what did you do? Pull strings to get this turned into the official Internet Title Match thread, try to undermine my progress already. It's still early in the game for you to already start running away. Bitched and fucked cried. " BOO HOOO. ZMAC done went and undermined my progress " Ight, wait. Hold up. 1. Go fuck ya self. 2. stop cryin like a punk azz bitch 3. There aint no fucking try -> ZMAC just gone do what he's going to do. 4. There aint no progress. 5. ITS A FUCKING WEEK INTO THE GAAMMMEEE WHEN YOU GONA START PLAYIN, FOOL? Pick up the fuckin controller. ZMAC fuckin waitin. I'm gonna ball up this fuckin fist O' mine and dragon punch the shit out chore chest and make sagat look like John Fuckin Stamos by comparasin SEETTHH Seth, thats a street fighter joke and a full house joke. dats 2 fah 2, hatch. Thats doubles for the double ass whoopin I'mma hand out to you this Sunday. So INSERT THE COIN. I'm waitin for dat new challenger. Thats suppose to be you, Hatcher. Its 'suppose' to be you. But I Guess its not you. No, scratch that. Its for certain that its not you. However, if this is what you're giving me - hell, giving THEM, the WZF loyal Just click the shit off right fuckin' now. Because despite all the similes and metaphors and figures of speech and literary devices YOU AIN'T DOIN SHIT AND YA BOI, OL' Z... FUCKIN KILLIN IT. Lightin' bitches like you and fuckin smokin em. count em 1. Dag Riddick 2. Sarah Twilight 3. Griffen and now you. And now Raymond Hatcher whose soooooo jam willy certain that hes got this in the bag that he only threw down 6 posts 2 of which were shitty pictures. So that leaves us with a grand total of 4 subtract the 1 where you bitch about me making the official thread ( even though he still posted there anyway ) and that leaves us with: 3 total posts from raymond hatcher in the span of 1 whole fucking week. 3 posts. 1 week thats .42 posts a day. point mother fuckin 4-2 posts. What even is this? WHat are you even doing up in here? This is LOL what, part of the plan? Get ZMAC to play your game by playing his own game of stomping a mother fucker out with the most blistering shoot in the company. Yah-> ya'll done forgot that ZMAC is the best on the mic and on the keyboard. HMM, maybe thats why ol' Z has been Internet Champion 4 times and current for 6 months fucking straight. So now you got 4 days to come up in here and try and stomp out a coked up mad man at his own game and accomplish -> what? What exactly do you plan to accomplish? Take ZMACs belt away so he can go get it again for a record 5th time? So LOL with Aitch thinking that he can be the 4th challenger to end my 4th title reign -> hes posting .42 posts a day for the past week in attempts to show the world that he can best THE BEST Best of the best huh? Chris Penn would advise against that. Geezz.. LOL thats an obscure 90's karate movie. Dated reference. Just like your career. dated. Obscure. quickly forgotten. LOL Abashed ZMAC stood LOL as he saw how awful Hatcher is. How awful Hatcher is.
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Apr 7, 2016 17:32:15 GMT -5
AWWWWW WZF!!!! Whats good, whats good? Ight, so -> like -> Aitch man, when you bringin me sumthin to do. Ain't nobody white heard shit from you since April 4th. Dude, its the fucking 7th. 3 whole days. 72, Raymond Hatcher - jobber hours of complete and utter silence from the man whose supposedly going to ' take my title'. HA. With what? The silence of violence? The don't ask don't tell policy? Aitch, are you going to show up at slam 350 with Judgefessor Coach as he points body parts on a doll to confirm where you have ' touched me?' Man, Shhee-iitt. Hypothetical and rhetorical are a mother fucker up in here. Just like your career, both hypothetical and rhetorical. You hypothetically have a career and that is a rhetorical statement. Or a question. Depends how you want to look at it. A) Raymond Hatcher has a career B) Raymond Hatcher has a career? Its either a statement or a question. It cant be both. You cant be both, Aitch. Either you're here to make a statement ( EG cry like the punk bitch you are ) or you're here to answer a question; a question that asks: Who is ZMAC going to murder this week on slam 350 to continue his reign as the most dominant defending influential inspirational 4 time WZF Internet Champion... Answer: Raymond Hatcher " Guh, uhh, ZMAC you idiot, you already used those gifs. Thats not original " Isnt it, son, isnt it? I mean like, look. Where is Raymond Hatcher? No where. Dudes done hiding out somewhere in japan or mexico or somewhere were the child labor laws are a bit.. exotic... Fuck, we gone have to slap his picture on juice boxes and graham crackers. Nap Time has a new boogyman up in here, not the IT division. Shooot, Aitch prolly went to WZF tech support to ask them for tips on how to combat this coked up mad man. YUP LOL story checks out. Too bad that ain't going to stop the fuckin curb stomping I'm going to give you as I smash your punk azz in and out of the ring. Rip yu a new axe wound and retain this belt. I tell ya, you shoulda just quit sooner. like before you even signed with WCF this shit ain't fah you, son. You might want to try that Valitine Wrestling Syndicate bullshit that was on the community bulletin board- > I heard they were lookin for jobber scrubs like you. LOL deuces bitch!
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