Post by Biggs on Oct 17, 2006 21:24:30 GMT -5
Slam went off the air about two hours ago. The majority of the arena has emptied. There are a few officials doing some last minute cleaning and other activities like that. As for the wrestling roster, there are only two remaining. Jake Hudson is walking down one of the many corridors in the backstage area. He's wearing JJ Biggs' newest WCF released shirt. On the front, is a picture of JJ Biggs posing with the WCF World Championship. Above the picture are the words, "In Biggs We Trust." On the back of the shirt are the accomplishments that JJ has had since arriving in this company.
Jake Hudson is sweating profusely, almost as if he's in a panic mode, as he continues down the corridor. As he walks, he's pushing a wheelchair which contains the current WCF Tag Team Champion, JJ Biggs. JJ, with a bandage on his forehead, is looking around the corridor with wide eyes. He has a blank expression on his face; almost as if he's in his own little world. After a few moments, his expression changes to one of pleasure.
JJ Biggs: Awesome!
Jake Hudson: What?
JJ Biggs: I peed on myself.
Jake Hudson: Didn't I tell you to tell me when you needed to go to the bathroom? Damnit!
JJ Biggs: I was cold.
Every word that leaves JJ's mouth is slurred. It's almost as if the man has just drank an entire bottle of Jack Daniels and his brain is mush. Why? Because he had a center block shattered against his medically glued skull. To make matters worse for JJ Biggs and Jake Hudson; Hank Brown is standing at the end of the corridor, which they are approaching quickly.
Hank Brown: Whoa. Are you feeling all right, Mr. Biggs?
JJ Biggs: What's your name?
Hank Brown: What do you mean? You know what my name is. I am Hank Brown.
JJ Biggs: Brown. That's the color of poop, right?
Jake Hudson: It is; and that's all Hank is -- a steaming pile of shit -- nothing more, nothing less.
Hank Brown: I'm not looking for trouble or anything, Mr. Hudson, I just want to conduct a quick interview.
Jake Hudson: Hurry up.
Hank Brown: Is JJ Biggs all right?
Jake Hudson: Sure he is! Why would you ask such a question?
JJ Biggs: DO THE HANKY-PANKY! OHHHHHHHHHHH, YEAHHHH!
Hank Brown: Because of that.
Jake Hudson: All right. As you know, he has a history of head injuries and he just recently got them under control. However, Conrad Howell and Chad Allen went over the edge and they shattered a center block against JJ Biggs' skull. I don't know, after that, JJ just wasn't the same. He was acting the same way he is acting right now. He doesn't seem like he's in any type of pain, he just seems like he's a small child that doesn't have a worry in the world right now.
Hank Brown: Is he going to be able to defend his titles at Slam against the aforementioned Sick Individuals?
Jake Hudson: Of course! I'm sure after we get JJ Biggs back home to Miami and get him some rest he'll be fine! By this time next week, you'll be interviewing him after a successful title defense against The Sick Individuals.
Hank Brown: I see. Mr. Biggs, can I get your thoughts on your match next week against The Sick Individuals?
JJ Biggs: I wet myself.
Hank Brown: Interesting..
Jake Hudson: JJ is such a prankster! On a more serious note, he's going to be looking to get revenge come next week. The Sick Individuals haven't been able to beat JJ Biggs no matter who his partner has been. Actually, no one has been able to beat JJ Biggs in a long while. He has a winning streak going and The Sick Individuals aren't going to break it. In fact, the only thing that is going to be broken at Slam is Chad and Conrad's bones. The Sick Individuals are going to be embarrassed when JJ Biggs, a former WCF World Champion, easily defeats them in a match where he doesn't have anyone in his corner. They an unworthy holder of the WCF Tag Team Championships.
Speaking of which, why the hell did you bastards take them? Are you that jealous of JJ Biggs' success against you? I'm not good at remembering statistics, but I've believe you've had two opportunities to set yourself up for the TNW Tag Team Championships. A few weeks ago, JJ Biggs and Ace defeated you two along with The Brotherhood for the opportunity to get a shot at these titles. Along the way, you managed to wiggle yourselves back into the Tag Title scene, but you still couldn't get the victory. So, being the sore losers you bitches are, you just stole the belts. You two are good at beating someone when it's not an official match. But, when that bell rings, it's like you're an American in China. So, do everyone a favor, until you actually get a victory over JJ Biggs, just shut the hell up. And don't forget to shine those belts up for us, they're rather filthy after your hands touched them.
Hank Brown: Do you have anything to say, JJ?
JJ, bored from this conversation, is bent forward in his wheelchair. His snoring is echoing throughout the corridor and a continuous strand of saliva is falling from his mouth onto his lap. Jake, getting frustrated from this already, places both hands over his head. He sighs before looking back at Hank.
Jake Hudson: This interview is officially over, Hank.
Jake starts to push JJ once again as he turns right to continue the journey. Hank shakes his head as he walks in the opposite direction and the camera slowly fades out.
Jake Hudson is sweating profusely, almost as if he's in a panic mode, as he continues down the corridor. As he walks, he's pushing a wheelchair which contains the current WCF Tag Team Champion, JJ Biggs. JJ, with a bandage on his forehead, is looking around the corridor with wide eyes. He has a blank expression on his face; almost as if he's in his own little world. After a few moments, his expression changes to one of pleasure.
JJ Biggs: Awesome!
Jake Hudson: What?
JJ Biggs: I peed on myself.
Jake Hudson: Didn't I tell you to tell me when you needed to go to the bathroom? Damnit!
JJ Biggs: I was cold.
Every word that leaves JJ's mouth is slurred. It's almost as if the man has just drank an entire bottle of Jack Daniels and his brain is mush. Why? Because he had a center block shattered against his medically glued skull. To make matters worse for JJ Biggs and Jake Hudson; Hank Brown is standing at the end of the corridor, which they are approaching quickly.
Hank Brown: Whoa. Are you feeling all right, Mr. Biggs?
JJ Biggs: What's your name?
Hank Brown: What do you mean? You know what my name is. I am Hank Brown.
JJ Biggs: Brown. That's the color of poop, right?
Jake Hudson: It is; and that's all Hank is -- a steaming pile of shit -- nothing more, nothing less.
Hank Brown: I'm not looking for trouble or anything, Mr. Hudson, I just want to conduct a quick interview.
Jake Hudson: Hurry up.
Hank Brown: Is JJ Biggs all right?
Jake Hudson: Sure he is! Why would you ask such a question?
JJ Biggs: DO THE HANKY-PANKY! OHHHHHHHHHHH, YEAHHHH!
Hank Brown: Because of that.
Jake Hudson: All right. As you know, he has a history of head injuries and he just recently got them under control. However, Conrad Howell and Chad Allen went over the edge and they shattered a center block against JJ Biggs' skull. I don't know, after that, JJ just wasn't the same. He was acting the same way he is acting right now. He doesn't seem like he's in any type of pain, he just seems like he's a small child that doesn't have a worry in the world right now.
Hank Brown: Is he going to be able to defend his titles at Slam against the aforementioned Sick Individuals?
Jake Hudson: Of course! I'm sure after we get JJ Biggs back home to Miami and get him some rest he'll be fine! By this time next week, you'll be interviewing him after a successful title defense against The Sick Individuals.
Hank Brown: I see. Mr. Biggs, can I get your thoughts on your match next week against The Sick Individuals?
JJ Biggs: I wet myself.
Hank Brown: Interesting..
Jake Hudson: JJ is such a prankster! On a more serious note, he's going to be looking to get revenge come next week. The Sick Individuals haven't been able to beat JJ Biggs no matter who his partner has been. Actually, no one has been able to beat JJ Biggs in a long while. He has a winning streak going and The Sick Individuals aren't going to break it. In fact, the only thing that is going to be broken at Slam is Chad and Conrad's bones. The Sick Individuals are going to be embarrassed when JJ Biggs, a former WCF World Champion, easily defeats them in a match where he doesn't have anyone in his corner. They an unworthy holder of the WCF Tag Team Championships.
Speaking of which, why the hell did you bastards take them? Are you that jealous of JJ Biggs' success against you? I'm not good at remembering statistics, but I've believe you've had two opportunities to set yourself up for the TNW Tag Team Championships. A few weeks ago, JJ Biggs and Ace defeated you two along with The Brotherhood for the opportunity to get a shot at these titles. Along the way, you managed to wiggle yourselves back into the Tag Title scene, but you still couldn't get the victory. So, being the sore losers you bitches are, you just stole the belts. You two are good at beating someone when it's not an official match. But, when that bell rings, it's like you're an American in China. So, do everyone a favor, until you actually get a victory over JJ Biggs, just shut the hell up. And don't forget to shine those belts up for us, they're rather filthy after your hands touched them.
Hank Brown: Do you have anything to say, JJ?
JJ, bored from this conversation, is bent forward in his wheelchair. His snoring is echoing throughout the corridor and a continuous strand of saliva is falling from his mouth onto his lap. Jake, getting frustrated from this already, places both hands over his head. He sighs before looking back at Hank.
Jake Hudson: This interview is officially over, Hank.
Jake starts to push JJ once again as he turns right to continue the journey. Hank shakes his head as he walks in the opposite direction and the camera slowly fades out.
