Post by Adam Knite on Feb 11, 2007 23:18:08 GMT -5
{{Our scene opens up as we see Adam Knite standing in front of a stove with a spatcula and all four burners going with some form of food being cooked. Willy walks in smoking a cigar wearing a pink cowboy hat with a purple feather coming from it.}}
Willy Carter: So Knite, is my supper almost ready!?
Adam Knite: Yes sir, Mr. Willy sir!
Willy Carter: Well next time try and have it done sooner!
{{Willy slaps Adam in the face with a salmon which he pulls from his pocket.}}
Willy Carter: Oh yeah, cook this while you're at it!
{{Willy throws the salmon he just slapped Adam with back in his face as Adam sighs.}}
Willy Carter: BOONE!
{{Boone coems running from somewhere else in the house.}}
Davey Boone: Yes master....
Willy Carter: **Cough** .......
Davey Boone: Yessir Mr. Master of the free world, you beckoned me?
Willy Carter: Yes Davey I did, I have something I need you to do.
Davey Boone: Do you need me to polish your crack pipes?
Willy Carter: No Fool! I'm not into that kinda stuff, ADAM!!!
{{Willy reaches out his hand and Adam hands Willy the salmon back, which Willy uses to slap Boone accross the face. Boone holds his left cheeck but suddenly Willy brings the salmon back accross his other cheeck pain brushing Boone with the salmon which knocks Davey over onto the floor. }}
Willy Carter: Now roll over on your back, so I can give you a present.....
Davey Boone: no please, that's ok I don't need any presents.....
Willy Carter: Oh but it's your birthday I must give you something...
Davey Boone: my birthday was last month.......
Willy Carter: Well then more reason for me to make it up to you!
{{Boone rolls over on his back laying in the floor and Willy proceeds to dry hump his face screaming "Chuck" with ever thrust!}}
Adam Knite: Oh my gawd, he's giving Boone the Chuck Wagons!!!
{{Willy gets off Boone's face and looks at Adam....}
Adam Knite: Oh lord I didn't mean to interupt mister Carter sir.
Willy Carter: too late boy!
{{Willy takes Adam's head smashing it into the counter and then throws him into the floor and begins the Chuck Wagon ritual!!}}
{{SCREEN FADES AND THEN FADES BACK}}
{{Adam leaps from the bed sitting up with sweat pouring from his face and screaming.....}}
Adam Knite: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! **panting** oh lord.... thank God, just a nightmare......
{{Adam picks up the phone on his night stand and dials a number}}
Other end: Hello?
Adam: Yeah Boone, it's me Adam!
Boone; Adam!? it's like 4 am!!
Adam: I had a nightmare.....
Boone: Oh no, come on over and we'll discuss it over some cocoa!
{{The scene fades and comes back showing Adam walking into Boones house and sitting on the couch, Boone hands him a cup of cocoa and the two begin to talk.}}
Boone: So tell aunty Booney what's wrong....
Adam: It was terrible..... **looks around** Willy was happy...
Boone: **gasp**
Adam: yeah I know, it gets worse.....
Boone: No... don't tell me......
Adam: yeah... he was chuck wagoning us!
Boone: **gasp** Well it's ok Adam don't worry about it. You know we'll never let "Nigger Man" ever be happy.
Adam: **whimpers**
Boone: Well how about if we make this week extra miserable on him, for being in your dreams....
Adam: **shakes his head yes**
Boone: Good good, now go home and get some rest, we have to get up early and train to defend our tag team titles, against those losers.
Adam: I'm not too worried about that, those two aren't even a team, they're like enemies, it's like teaming Willy with a bar of soap....
Boone: That didn't make any sense.....
Adam: Nothing around here does man..... nothing does......
{{Fade to black}}
