Phoenix goes down in flames The Monster conquers old sins
Mar 25, 2016 13:58:18 GMT -5
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Post by Oblivion on Mar 25, 2016 13:58:18 GMT -5
~•_.*On Sunday March 27th, in Chicago, Illinois at the United Center, Wrestling Championship Federation will be holding the event Explosion. One match on the card, is a WCF Hardcore Championship defense. Katherine Phoenix is scheduled to defend the championship against The Monster... The Dark Messiah...
The God of Insanity Oblivion. The past few years, the working "relationship" slowly became more friendly. With the additional of Logan and Sarah Twilight, those three became tight and close. Oblivion came into the picture and there became a personal riff between The Monster and Sarah Twilight.
Oblivion began to lash out at Twilight which caused a riff between Oblivion and Lilith. That's when it got personal, heated... HATED. The last time Oblivion knew "Lilith"... Sarah Twilight and Lilith went on a tear and next anyone knew... POOF!! THEY DISAPPEARED. Some later, estimated time, maybe 15,552,000 seconds later they come back. Well a Katherine Phoenix comes back.
The whiff of peanut butter has never been stronger. THE PEANUT BUTTER BITCH IS BACK!! Well, here in a few days she is going to full dose of reality... FULL DOSE OF HARDCORE!!! Something that little Miss Powderpuff Princess does NOT quite understand. Miss Phoenix hates Oblivion.
That automatically makes her think she can use hardcore processes, something that is alien to her. Hardcore is a LIFESTYLE FOR OBLIVION!!! Nothing new. A table is a king size... well more like single size mattress for The Monster. A chair is a pillow. The ring is the bed. The arena is like home.
What Katherine Phoenix doesn't realize is... OBLIVION HAS A CONNECTION TO THIS BUSINESS!!! A TRUE CONNECTION TO THE HARDCORE DIVISION!! There are several competitors who have A STRONG WILL... HEART.. CONSTITUTION for the WCF!!!
Oblivion claims to bleed, maim, harm, batter, hurt anyone for the right to claim the WCF Hardcore Championship. Only one thing stands in the way and that is one person... The WCF Hardcore Champion.
A 25 minute drive away from the United Center is Robbins Auto Salvage Inc., an auto parts store where wrecked automobiles are dropped. Some automobiles are graded from poor to fair to good to excellent.
Some automobiles are in so bad shape, their only use is for parts only. Customers, who you can tell, the usual mechanics, can go into the salvage yard with a Robbins mechanic and get what they need.
It is early Spring morning, where an odd sound can be heard in the salvage yard...*._•~
Sound: FLOP... FLIP-FLOP!! FLIP-FLOP!! FLIP-FLIP!! FLIP...
~•_.*As the sun barely slowly rising, glimpses of something shiny red. With each step, a gentle squeak echoes out. The perspective spins around. A sledgehammer is being dragged on the ground, a growling grumble extreme angry mumbling is barely heard.
Two camera crews can be seen on top of the mid tall structures. The cameras have the ability to pan back and forth. There is a a third cameraman, Mini Oblivion, who is dressed like a... CLOWN!!! The cameras pan to the squeaking source. The cameras pans up, starting from the giant red giant shoes slowly going up the white jumpsuit with
splattered colored polka dots. But, the colors don't stop there. No they don't. What do you expect... FROM A CLOWN. Oblivion's face is pale white with colorful tiger slashes. The Monster is wearing white puffy gloves, with the tips, of the gloves gone. IT's fingernails long, hard, sharp and filthy.
The Monster's eye lens are like cats.Oblivion continues to drag the sledgehammer behind IT, The Monster has murderous thoughts across IT's mind.
Music is blaring, being played by two sets of small piece marching bands. They are playing music of Anthrax, Slipknot, and Pantera. Several petite ballerinas bouncing and leaping, while holding streamers on long sticks.
The marching bands march in diagonal formation then criss-cross, not colliding into one another.*._•~
Oblivion(narration): OH FUCK!! WHAT THE HELL AM IS THE MONSTER WEARING?! Did IT put on fucking clown costuming on?! What.. the... Hell?! Yea IT knows what IT did!! But.. JESUS CHRIST!! Morrigana and that BITCH Katherine Phoenix push in that pyrotechnic pit and WHOOOOOOOOSH... crispy critter!!!
Third degree burns!! Couple weeks in CICU!! Assclowns in Bitchcrew pretend to upset about The Monster almost dying. Especially fishboy Aquarius... he acted as if he was such a TORTURED soul... GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!! DON'T LIE TO OBLIVION!!
If they didn't want The Monster why accept The Monster. Now, they got a Monster of an enemy. Katherine Phoenix has everyone fooled...
~•_.*Several clowns come out of nowhere start acting STOOPID!!*._•~
Clown #1: LET'S ACT STOOPID... KID!!!
~•_.*Tornado sirens begin to blare out Ministry and Tool. The clown grabs the top of his head and begins to thrash around to the music. Oblivion just stands there, shaking IT's head with disgust, while wiping off the face makeup and ripping off the costuming.*._•~
WHAM-BAM-SLAM!!
~•_.*Oblivion short-arm clotheslines one clown and slams a nasty boot in the face, then slams both their faces on a hood of a car before collapsing on the ground. Mini Oblivion pans up looking up at a partially painted Oblivion. The Monster scowls, growls, huffs and says...*._•~
Oblivion: I HATE CLOWNS!!! EVERY ONE OF THEIR STUPID SQUEAKY SHOES, SPRAYING FLOWERS!! Katherine Phoenix is a clown!! To think that bitch... HA!! That whore!! WHOOOOOOORE!! Cock sucking machine thinks she is a hardcore champion!!
She cannot carry IT's jock!! She would cringe!! She us too girlie for the job!! Katherine Phoenix is Strawberry Shortcake. She is a Powderpuff Girl. The Monster is 7 time Hardcore champion. Enough said. The Monster will destroy you!!
~•_.*Oblivion turns around and several tore up broken down cars have hood size picture of Katherine Phoenix on them. Immediately, The Monster roars out and begins to SMASH... BANG... BOOM... BASH down onto the automobile with sledgehammer.
Oblivion opens one of the doors and begins to smash the hinges and the door falls to the ground. The Dark Messiah grabs the door and throws it on top of the car then walks closer to a unseen fourth cameraman.*._•~
Cameraman: NO!!! STAY AWAY!!
~•._*Oblivion grabs the cameraman and tosses him on top of the car and places him in a fireman's carry...*_.•~
WHOOSH-WHAM!! 5150!!
~•._*Oblivion tossed the cameraman off the car roars and looks down at Mini Oblivion.*_.*~
Oblivion: This Sunday... At Explosion... The jokes stop!! Katherine Phoenix stop!! The Hardcore Championship comes back to The Darkness!!
The God of Insanity Oblivion. The past few years, the working "relationship" slowly became more friendly. With the additional of Logan and Sarah Twilight, those three became tight and close. Oblivion came into the picture and there became a personal riff between The Monster and Sarah Twilight.
Oblivion began to lash out at Twilight which caused a riff between Oblivion and Lilith. That's when it got personal, heated... HATED. The last time Oblivion knew "Lilith"... Sarah Twilight and Lilith went on a tear and next anyone knew... POOF!! THEY DISAPPEARED. Some later, estimated time, maybe 15,552,000 seconds later they come back. Well a Katherine Phoenix comes back.
The whiff of peanut butter has never been stronger. THE PEANUT BUTTER BITCH IS BACK!! Well, here in a few days she is going to full dose of reality... FULL DOSE OF HARDCORE!!! Something that little Miss Powderpuff Princess does NOT quite understand. Miss Phoenix hates Oblivion.
That automatically makes her think she can use hardcore processes, something that is alien to her. Hardcore is a LIFESTYLE FOR OBLIVION!!! Nothing new. A table is a king size... well more like single size mattress for The Monster. A chair is a pillow. The ring is the bed. The arena is like home.
What Katherine Phoenix doesn't realize is... OBLIVION HAS A CONNECTION TO THIS BUSINESS!!! A TRUE CONNECTION TO THE HARDCORE DIVISION!! There are several competitors who have A STRONG WILL... HEART.. CONSTITUTION for the WCF!!!
Oblivion claims to bleed, maim, harm, batter, hurt anyone for the right to claim the WCF Hardcore Championship. Only one thing stands in the way and that is one person... The WCF Hardcore Champion.
A 25 minute drive away from the United Center is Robbins Auto Salvage Inc., an auto parts store where wrecked automobiles are dropped. Some automobiles are graded from poor to fair to good to excellent.
Some automobiles are in so bad shape, their only use is for parts only. Customers, who you can tell, the usual mechanics, can go into the salvage yard with a Robbins mechanic and get what they need.
It is early Spring morning, where an odd sound can be heard in the salvage yard...*._•~
Sound: FLOP... FLIP-FLOP!! FLIP-FLOP!! FLIP-FLIP!! FLIP...
~•_.*As the sun barely slowly rising, glimpses of something shiny red. With each step, a gentle squeak echoes out. The perspective spins around. A sledgehammer is being dragged on the ground, a growling grumble extreme angry mumbling is barely heard.
Two camera crews can be seen on top of the mid tall structures. The cameras have the ability to pan back and forth. There is a a third cameraman, Mini Oblivion, who is dressed like a... CLOWN!!! The cameras pan to the squeaking source. The cameras pans up, starting from the giant red giant shoes slowly going up the white jumpsuit with
splattered colored polka dots. But, the colors don't stop there. No they don't. What do you expect... FROM A CLOWN. Oblivion's face is pale white with colorful tiger slashes. The Monster is wearing white puffy gloves, with the tips, of the gloves gone. IT's fingernails long, hard, sharp and filthy.
The Monster's eye lens are like cats.Oblivion continues to drag the sledgehammer behind IT, The Monster has murderous thoughts across IT's mind.
Music is blaring, being played by two sets of small piece marching bands. They are playing music of Anthrax, Slipknot, and Pantera. Several petite ballerinas bouncing and leaping, while holding streamers on long sticks.
The marching bands march in diagonal formation then criss-cross, not colliding into one another.*._•~
Oblivion(narration): OH FUCK!! WHAT THE HELL AM IS THE MONSTER WEARING?! Did IT put on fucking clown costuming on?! What.. the... Hell?! Yea IT knows what IT did!! But.. JESUS CHRIST!! Morrigana and that BITCH Katherine Phoenix push in that pyrotechnic pit and WHOOOOOOOOSH... crispy critter!!!
Third degree burns!! Couple weeks in CICU!! Assclowns in Bitchcrew pretend to upset about The Monster almost dying. Especially fishboy Aquarius... he acted as if he was such a TORTURED soul... GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!! DON'T LIE TO OBLIVION!!
If they didn't want The Monster why accept The Monster. Now, they got a Monster of an enemy. Katherine Phoenix has everyone fooled...
~•_.*Several clowns come out of nowhere start acting STOOPID!!*._•~
Clown #1: LET'S ACT STOOPID... KID!!!
~•_.*Tornado sirens begin to blare out Ministry and Tool. The clown grabs the top of his head and begins to thrash around to the music. Oblivion just stands there, shaking IT's head with disgust, while wiping off the face makeup and ripping off the costuming.*._•~
WHAM-BAM-SLAM!!
~•_.*Oblivion short-arm clotheslines one clown and slams a nasty boot in the face, then slams both their faces on a hood of a car before collapsing on the ground. Mini Oblivion pans up looking up at a partially painted Oblivion. The Monster scowls, growls, huffs and says...*._•~
Oblivion: I HATE CLOWNS!!! EVERY ONE OF THEIR STUPID SQUEAKY SHOES, SPRAYING FLOWERS!! Katherine Phoenix is a clown!! To think that bitch... HA!! That whore!! WHOOOOOOORE!! Cock sucking machine thinks she is a hardcore champion!!
She cannot carry IT's jock!! She would cringe!! She us too girlie for the job!! Katherine Phoenix is Strawberry Shortcake. She is a Powderpuff Girl. The Monster is 7 time Hardcore champion. Enough said. The Monster will destroy you!!
~•_.*Oblivion turns around and several tore up broken down cars have hood size picture of Katherine Phoenix on them. Immediately, The Monster roars out and begins to SMASH... BANG... BOOM... BASH down onto the automobile with sledgehammer.
Oblivion opens one of the doors and begins to smash the hinges and the door falls to the ground. The Dark Messiah grabs the door and throws it on top of the car then walks closer to a unseen fourth cameraman.*._•~
Cameraman: NO!!! STAY AWAY!!
~•._*Oblivion grabs the cameraman and tosses him on top of the car and places him in a fireman's carry...*_.•~
WHOOSH-WHAM!! 5150!!
~•._*Oblivion tossed the cameraman off the car roars and looks down at Mini Oblivion.*_.*~
Oblivion: This Sunday... At Explosion... The jokes stop!! Katherine Phoenix stop!! The Hardcore Championship comes back to The Darkness!!
