Post by The Killenial (Caleb Ronan) on Mar 23, 2016 14:05:33 GMT -5
Caleb Ronan comes through the curtain after winning his debut match on Slam. He’s met by Hank Brown.
Hank Brown: Caleb Ronan, congratulations on your first win! Can we get your reaction?
Caleb Ronan: Before I got in my Prius and drove to the arena, my mom told me the same thing she’s been telling me since I was born: that I’m a winner! And I proved it tonight!
Hank Brown: You certainly did win, but I have to ask you, was it smart for you to pull your cell phone out during the match? It could have cost you.
Caleb Ronan: Are trying to say I’m not smart, Hank?
Hank Brown: Not at all, it’s just that…
Caleb Ronan: How dare you?! I am smart! And frankly, sir, I have to say, I’M OFFENDED! As far as my smart phone goes, if I want to express myself by taking a selfie in the middle of my match, I have every right to!
Hank Brown: Caleb, I didn’t mean to offend you.
Caleb Ronan: You know what? I’m going to H.R. about you.
Hank Brown: H.R.! For asking a question?!
Caleb Ronan: And I’m going to start a campaign on Twitter to have you fired!
Hanks Brown: FIRED?!?
Caleb pulls out his smart phone.
Hank Brown: Hey, what are you doing?
Caleb begins typing and then shows Hank what he wrote.
Caleb Ronan: #FireHankBrown!
Caleb storms off. Hank looks at the camera.
Hank Brown: I…I don’t even know what to say.
He looks off camera to someone in the production staff.
Hank Brown: Do we even have a human resources department?
Caleb Ronan @calebronanwcf
Hank Brown just called me “stupid.” #FireHankBrown
Caleb Ronan @calebronanwcf
Hank Brown’s words were off base, unprofessional, and totally uncalled for. #FireHankBrown
Lena Dunham @lenadunham
What kind of values system do you have to have to call someone “stupid” just for taking a selfie? I stand with @calebronanwcf #dontjudge #FireHankBrown
Caleb Ronan @calebronanwcf
Thank you @lenadunham You are a champion of freedom of expression. I love @girlshbo #FireHankBrown
Caleb Ronan @calebronanwcf
I throw Hank Brown in the same intolerance salad as @dagriddick and Zombie McMorris. #FireHankBrown
Philip H. Anselmo @philiphanselmo
“Can’t you hear the violins playin’ your song?” Shut up, bitch. Either grow a set or “walk on home, boy.” #RespectHankBrown
Caleb Ronan @calebronanwcf
Not that I ever supported your alpha male/frat boy/racist mentality, but we are now CONSCIOUSLY DISENGAGED, @philiphanselmo #FireHankBrown
Philip H. Anselmo @philiphanselmo
What the fuck does that mean? Wait, don’t answer that. I don’t care.
Dave Meltzer @davemeltzerwon
Official statement from WCF:
“We are not firing Hank Brown.”
Caleb Ronan @calebronanwcf
Today was a victory for bullies and a loss for sensitivity. I may sue. #FireHankBrown
Hank Brown @hankbrown
It was just a question.
Caleb Ronan @calebronanwcf
In the meantime, I have a match at #Explosion this Sunday. I partner up with Jesper Lund vs. Vulgar/Chaos and Burn/Jenson.
Caleb Ronan @calebronanwcf
Chaos and Jenson were formidable opponents on #Slam, but I won the match. Plus, my partner wasn’t the one who got pinned.
#ItWasChaos
Caleb Ronan @calebronanwcf
With a name like Vulgar, maybe he should make friends with Hank Brown, whose words are more vulgar than Vulgar.
Hank Brown @hankbrown
Seriously, dude, it was just a question.
Caleb Ronan @calebronanwcf
Just like Chaos shows us what happens when the mental health system fails, Vulgar shows us what happens when we don’t take care of our homeless citizens. #LessBlessed
Caleb Ronan @calebronanwcf
Maybe instead of LARPing so much and living in a fantasy land, maybe Andre Jenson can use his millions to fix a real world problem like homelessness. I bet Vulgar wouldn’t mind a few bucks. #HomelessnessIsNoRoleplay
Caleb Ronan @calebronanwcf
Did you read that, Andre?
#BeTheChange #GlobalCitizen
Caleb Ronan @calebronanwcf
Still recovering from my #SlamDebut
But I’ll be good for this Sunday at #Explosion
#FireHankBrown
Hank Brown: Caleb Ronan, congratulations on your first win! Can we get your reaction?
Caleb Ronan: Before I got in my Prius and drove to the arena, my mom told me the same thing she’s been telling me since I was born: that I’m a winner! And I proved it tonight!
Hank Brown: You certainly did win, but I have to ask you, was it smart for you to pull your cell phone out during the match? It could have cost you.
Caleb Ronan: Are trying to say I’m not smart, Hank?
Hank Brown: Not at all, it’s just that…
Caleb Ronan: How dare you?! I am smart! And frankly, sir, I have to say, I’M OFFENDED! As far as my smart phone goes, if I want to express myself by taking a selfie in the middle of my match, I have every right to!
Hank Brown: Caleb, I didn’t mean to offend you.
Caleb Ronan: You know what? I’m going to H.R. about you.
Hank Brown: H.R.! For asking a question?!
Caleb Ronan: And I’m going to start a campaign on Twitter to have you fired!
Hanks Brown: FIRED?!?
Caleb pulls out his smart phone.
Hank Brown: Hey, what are you doing?
Caleb begins typing and then shows Hank what he wrote.
Caleb Ronan: #FireHankBrown!
Caleb storms off. Hank looks at the camera.
Hank Brown: I…I don’t even know what to say.
He looks off camera to someone in the production staff.
Hank Brown: Do we even have a human resources department?
Caleb Ronan @calebronanwcf
Hank Brown just called me “stupid.” #FireHankBrown
Caleb Ronan @calebronanwcf
Hank Brown’s words were off base, unprofessional, and totally uncalled for. #FireHankBrown
Lena Dunham @lenadunham
What kind of values system do you have to have to call someone “stupid” just for taking a selfie? I stand with @calebronanwcf #dontjudge #FireHankBrown
Caleb Ronan @calebronanwcf
Thank you @lenadunham You are a champion of freedom of expression. I love @girlshbo #FireHankBrown
Caleb Ronan @calebronanwcf
I throw Hank Brown in the same intolerance salad as @dagriddick and Zombie McMorris. #FireHankBrown
Philip H. Anselmo @philiphanselmo
“Can’t you hear the violins playin’ your song?” Shut up, bitch. Either grow a set or “walk on home, boy.” #RespectHankBrown
Caleb Ronan @calebronanwcf
Not that I ever supported your alpha male/frat boy/racist mentality, but we are now CONSCIOUSLY DISENGAGED, @philiphanselmo #FireHankBrown
Philip H. Anselmo @philiphanselmo
What the fuck does that mean? Wait, don’t answer that. I don’t care.
Dave Meltzer @davemeltzerwon
Official statement from WCF:
“We are not firing Hank Brown.”
Caleb Ronan @calebronanwcf
Today was a victory for bullies and a loss for sensitivity. I may sue. #FireHankBrown
Hank Brown @hankbrown
It was just a question.
Caleb Ronan @calebronanwcf
In the meantime, I have a match at #Explosion this Sunday. I partner up with Jesper Lund vs. Vulgar/Chaos and Burn/Jenson.
Caleb Ronan @calebronanwcf
Chaos and Jenson were formidable opponents on #Slam, but I won the match. Plus, my partner wasn’t the one who got pinned.
#ItWasChaos
Caleb Ronan @calebronanwcf
With a name like Vulgar, maybe he should make friends with Hank Brown, whose words are more vulgar than Vulgar.
Hank Brown @hankbrown
Seriously, dude, it was just a question.
Caleb Ronan @calebronanwcf
Just like Chaos shows us what happens when the mental health system fails, Vulgar shows us what happens when we don’t take care of our homeless citizens. #LessBlessed
Caleb Ronan @calebronanwcf
Maybe instead of LARPing so much and living in a fantasy land, maybe Andre Jenson can use his millions to fix a real world problem like homelessness. I bet Vulgar wouldn’t mind a few bucks. #HomelessnessIsNoRoleplay
Caleb Ronan @calebronanwcf
Did you read that, Andre?
#BeTheChange #GlobalCitizen
Caleb Ronan @calebronanwcf
Still recovering from my #SlamDebut
But I’ll be good for this Sunday at #Explosion
#FireHankBrown
