Post by Lilith on Mar 20, 2016 21:09:50 GMT -5
My dick is practically grinding its teeth. - Vulgar
I am a warrior sent from Asgard to bring back the lands of our forefathers. WCF you yourself will be my stepping stone to bringing back these lands. Somebody is going to be a victim of the Quest. Release the Kraken. – Kraken
Our only goal in this match is to inflict so much pain, so much agony, not only, on your very minds, hearts, bodies, and souls, #BeachKrew, but also on our very own minds, bodies, hearts and souls as well! - Shadowlove
I am a sanctimonious son of a bitch. I'll never deny it. I enjoy crippling people around me. And in that ring, that will include you. - Freezer Burn
What did you dream about last night? Autumn leaves caressing your hair? A lover in your embrace? Baby-blue cherubs dancing around your bed? No… Chances are, you dreamed of me. You dreamed of sepulchral blackness, slaughterhouse smells, and depraved monstrosities slithering in and around your inert body. Chances are… You’re very, very afraid to go back to bed this evening. - Vulgar
If Cormack couldn’t get the job done with a guy like Steve Orbit, then how far do you expect him to get with a lumbering piece of shit like Nagasaki? - Ethan King
I mean shit Katherine Phoenix and Sarah Twilight in a stable with Logan? What can POSSIBLY go wrong?! It’s not like they will self-implode within a month right? Okay sorry, two weeks. - Joey Flash
I received a new challenge via social media, his name was Vulgar, a snooty cage fighter how challenged me to a " PitFight", he accepted and is now waiting for my response, well, Vulgar, my response is two words... I ACCEPT! BUT WHEN YOUR LYING IN HOSPITAL, I'M TELLING YOU NOW, YOU ASKED FOR WHAT HAPPENS SUNDAY!!! - chaOs
Pfft. - Vulgar
Your legs look nothing like lions, you don't have wings of a eagle and you sure as hell don't have eagle talons on your feet. - Dragon
Wish me luck tomorrow night. I’m stepping into a world unknown to me. I may win, I may lose. What I do know is that I’ll be in pain, but I hope you come back to my blog to read about my pain. And if I die, don’t blame wrestling. Blame society for putting in a position where I have to lose my humanity just to “make a living. - Caleb Ronan
I'll make you look the has been loser that you are. I'll expose you for all to see. I'll show you how people fight that actually want to be here. You may have the history Logan, but fucking hell, you sure as hell don't have a future. - Occulo
At this point, I could probably have Thursday ask Kathy P if she’s down to threesome and get a doe-eyed, moist-cunted ‘YES!’ In fact, I may literally call her up after I’m done screaming at the moon and get this right now. Just because I can. - Jared Holmes
WCF I am ready for the next challenge, who knows maybe this time I'll choose my own, say hi to a champion just for the fun of it, don't worry I am not about to go on one of those rants about the world champion. I'm not that much of a newb but I see some ripe fruit around my level on the tree. I like to call it the international quarter. Who knows maybe I'll walk out and punch Dag Dickless in the face on TV - Andrew Marx
Yup. Charon is gone. Who knows where, but… he was my real Cooper. Now we’re rebuilding. Dag, Chance, and I… we’ve finally found a footing in this mess. No more fuck ups like Twilight and Katherine. - Logan
Ha! Fucking Vengeance, this guy acting like he’s going to become the president of the United States because he has some title belt?! This guy is more delusional than Katherine Phoenix! I mean, what is it with you people?! Even with that “championship”, you’re still just another guy that got pinned by Dustin Beaver just three weeks ago! If I wanted that disgusting title, I would take it from you at a moment’s notice! Fortunately for you, I will let you have this country’s title because well let’s face it, Canada is better LOL! - Dustin Beaver
I'm wrestling Tiffany White Sunday for the Television Title. I expect to win. I'm bigger, stronger, and far more accomplished than my opponent. Good luck, Miss White. - Stuart Slane
- Vengeance
I need to approach it like the Hulk. Face the task, get angry, find a solution that works and punch it until it does. I think this will be my best bet to win this match and get back on the steed that is winning. - Andre Jenson
I'm the first real talent you've defended against since you beat Beaver for the belt, Slane. I'm the fucking definition of "perfect contender" for the TV title. The TV title is meant to give the newer talent who deserve the opportunity to shine and show off their chops, and that's exactly what I am. - Tiffany White
In one hand, Scathe held the dessicated corpse of the man who had entered the house less than half an hour ago, and in the other was the gasping, shivering form of a man who had been dead for nearly two weeks. - Scathe
It's fuckin' bizarro world lately. Logan's been a thorn in my nut sack since I returned... LOGAN. It's been two months and I still can't believe I'm having actual competitive contests with this mother fucker-- and he's beating me. - Steve Orbit
Joey… You can look past me all you like. You know as well as I do what I have done. I am wrestling you already aren’t I? Think about that after you watch this awesome promo. My unorthodox approach leads to wins. I hope you hit me with your best shot. I want to know what you really got. The big bad Chance Von Crank is gonna huff and puff then shatter your paper champion ass. - Chance Von Crank
And Katherine Pheonix? I heard you guys don't get along too much. It's ok, nobody really likes her. The ones that fuck her only tolerate her because she has that cookie pussy, you feel? I mean, she was even coming on to me on Twitter. If she wants a real 'hardcore' match, meet me in the bedroom you know? I'd use it, abuse it, and leave her by the curb if you know what I mean? What a sad fucking life, Katherine. Even the trash only gets dumped once a week. - Wade Moor
Marc was better family than the one you’ve adopted, Logan. You had a good thing with the hardcore maniac...but you threw it all away. And for what? Katherine Phoenix - WCF’s resident psycho bitch? Jesus fucking Christ. Right in the ass, you know? Jesus fucking Christ right in the fucking ass. That’s what you did to Marc Mayhem, and he never recovered. You pretended to be his sworn ally only to stab him in the back with your processed meat tube. You fucked him over...now it’s time I return the favor. - Dune
He was standing across the ring from a hungry faction, a faction that nobody but him was taking seriously. They were wounded animals and the federation was laughing at them. - Teo Del Sol
Shit, I almost forgot... Grime beat Flash. - Dag Riddik
The day has come for me to accept who an' what I am. I am the Daughter of Time -- or as the Beach Boys like to call me, Time Witch (among other things, I'm sure) - Bonnie Blue
While you focus on what clothes you wear and making sure you’re goatee is just right, I’m out there working my ass off to be better. I’m in the shit rolling around that ring day in and day out. While I’m studying manuals of ancient fighting techniques you’re too busy staring at chicks you have to pay to get their clothes off. - Raymond Hatcher
Then it is Mister Vulgar's turn. The man of big reputation. The stain of what primordial ooze left behind. The inferior mutation of human existence. He isn't a person, he is barely a full creation under the eye of the heavens. He is bits and pieces that came together in order to survive, barely sentient, he survives week to week by the good graces of pure chaos, but in every other respect, he is a hollow little joke. I will remove the veil and reveal that nothing sits beneath. Nothing to fear. As a god, I will decimate the shadow that he is, and leave a vague inkling of his former existence. - Benjamin Atreyu
Zombie McMorris took back to back losses ( shocked, really?) but did so to dismantle The Pride ( LOL remember those guys) Wow, that shit was acient history. I did so to cement myself as both a career and stable killer. ENDER. DESTROYER OF FACEBOOK GROUP CHATS AND WCF SUB-BOARDS. - Zombie McMorris
You know what? You're right. A good nap will solve everything. Who knows? Maybe I can finally marry Katherine Phoenix. - Andre Holmes
What really gets me is all of the bitching and moaning and crying and finger pointing and complaining you do after the match. You lost. Get over it! Even the best guys can lose matches. So quit ya bitching dude! Move on! You gonna call out Marx if I pin him? You gonna say it was his fault that you couldn't win the match for your team? You know what? Maybe I'll pin you and wait to see what lame ass excuse you come up with. You'll probably blame it on Marx anyway and say that he should've bailed your ass out. If you want to be taken seriously in this company, you have to learn how to get up and brush off the dirt when you fall instead of crying like a baby that just shit itself. I want to say you're better than that, but you're gonna have to prove it. - CJ Phoenix
ZMAC would drag his soggy carcass out of that armchair, but the effort he considered would be a waste. After all, what could he actually do once he stood up? He proved to be completely ineffectual against Phoenix two weeks ago; his fourth wall breaking comments were designed to unbalance Katherine, but when you're dealing with force that considers “Sylvanian Families” as her next of kin, you're never going to make a dent that way. - Johnny Rabid
I am a warrior sent from Asgard to bring back the lands of our forefathers. WCF you yourself will be my stepping stone to bringing back these lands. Somebody is going to be a victim of the Quest. Release the Kraken. – Kraken
Our only goal in this match is to inflict so much pain, so much agony, not only, on your very minds, hearts, bodies, and souls, #BeachKrew, but also on our very own minds, bodies, hearts and souls as well! - Shadowlove
I am a sanctimonious son of a bitch. I'll never deny it. I enjoy crippling people around me. And in that ring, that will include you. - Freezer Burn
What did you dream about last night? Autumn leaves caressing your hair? A lover in your embrace? Baby-blue cherubs dancing around your bed? No… Chances are, you dreamed of me. You dreamed of sepulchral blackness, slaughterhouse smells, and depraved monstrosities slithering in and around your inert body. Chances are… You’re very, very afraid to go back to bed this evening. - Vulgar
If Cormack couldn’t get the job done with a guy like Steve Orbit, then how far do you expect him to get with a lumbering piece of shit like Nagasaki? - Ethan King
I mean shit Katherine Phoenix and Sarah Twilight in a stable with Logan? What can POSSIBLY go wrong?! It’s not like they will self-implode within a month right? Okay sorry, two weeks. - Joey Flash
I received a new challenge via social media, his name was Vulgar, a snooty cage fighter how challenged me to a " PitFight", he accepted and is now waiting for my response, well, Vulgar, my response is two words... I ACCEPT! BUT WHEN YOUR LYING IN HOSPITAL, I'M TELLING YOU NOW, YOU ASKED FOR WHAT HAPPENS SUNDAY!!! - chaOs
Pfft. - Vulgar
Your legs look nothing like lions, you don't have wings of a eagle and you sure as hell don't have eagle talons on your feet. - Dragon
Wish me luck tomorrow night. I’m stepping into a world unknown to me. I may win, I may lose. What I do know is that I’ll be in pain, but I hope you come back to my blog to read about my pain. And if I die, don’t blame wrestling. Blame society for putting in a position where I have to lose my humanity just to “make a living. - Caleb Ronan
I'll make you look the has been loser that you are. I'll expose you for all to see. I'll show you how people fight that actually want to be here. You may have the history Logan, but fucking hell, you sure as hell don't have a future. - Occulo
At this point, I could probably have Thursday ask Kathy P if she’s down to threesome and get a doe-eyed, moist-cunted ‘YES!’ In fact, I may literally call her up after I’m done screaming at the moon and get this right now. Just because I can. - Jared Holmes
WCF I am ready for the next challenge, who knows maybe this time I'll choose my own, say hi to a champion just for the fun of it, don't worry I am not about to go on one of those rants about the world champion. I'm not that much of a newb but I see some ripe fruit around my level on the tree. I like to call it the international quarter. Who knows maybe I'll walk out and punch Dag Dickless in the face on TV - Andrew Marx
Yup. Charon is gone. Who knows where, but… he was my real Cooper. Now we’re rebuilding. Dag, Chance, and I… we’ve finally found a footing in this mess. No more fuck ups like Twilight and Katherine. - Logan
Ha! Fucking Vengeance, this guy acting like he’s going to become the president of the United States because he has some title belt?! This guy is more delusional than Katherine Phoenix! I mean, what is it with you people?! Even with that “championship”, you’re still just another guy that got pinned by Dustin Beaver just three weeks ago! If I wanted that disgusting title, I would take it from you at a moment’s notice! Fortunately for you, I will let you have this country’s title because well let’s face it, Canada is better LOL! - Dustin Beaver
I'm wrestling Tiffany White Sunday for the Television Title. I expect to win. I'm bigger, stronger, and far more accomplished than my opponent. Good luck, Miss White. - Stuart Slane
- Vengeance I need to approach it like the Hulk. Face the task, get angry, find a solution that works and punch it until it does. I think this will be my best bet to win this match and get back on the steed that is winning. - Andre Jenson
I'm the first real talent you've defended against since you beat Beaver for the belt, Slane. I'm the fucking definition of "perfect contender" for the TV title. The TV title is meant to give the newer talent who deserve the opportunity to shine and show off their chops, and that's exactly what I am. - Tiffany White
In one hand, Scathe held the dessicated corpse of the man who had entered the house less than half an hour ago, and in the other was the gasping, shivering form of a man who had been dead for nearly two weeks. - Scathe
It's fuckin' bizarro world lately. Logan's been a thorn in my nut sack since I returned... LOGAN. It's been two months and I still can't believe I'm having actual competitive contests with this mother fucker-- and he's beating me. - Steve Orbit
Joey… You can look past me all you like. You know as well as I do what I have done. I am wrestling you already aren’t I? Think about that after you watch this awesome promo. My unorthodox approach leads to wins. I hope you hit me with your best shot. I want to know what you really got. The big bad Chance Von Crank is gonna huff and puff then shatter your paper champion ass. - Chance Von Crank
And Katherine Pheonix? I heard you guys don't get along too much. It's ok, nobody really likes her. The ones that fuck her only tolerate her because she has that cookie pussy, you feel? I mean, she was even coming on to me on Twitter. If she wants a real 'hardcore' match, meet me in the bedroom you know? I'd use it, abuse it, and leave her by the curb if you know what I mean? What a sad fucking life, Katherine. Even the trash only gets dumped once a week. - Wade Moor
Marc was better family than the one you’ve adopted, Logan. You had a good thing with the hardcore maniac...but you threw it all away. And for what? Katherine Phoenix - WCF’s resident psycho bitch? Jesus fucking Christ. Right in the ass, you know? Jesus fucking Christ right in the fucking ass. That’s what you did to Marc Mayhem, and he never recovered. You pretended to be his sworn ally only to stab him in the back with your processed meat tube. You fucked him over...now it’s time I return the favor. - Dune
He was standing across the ring from a hungry faction, a faction that nobody but him was taking seriously. They were wounded animals and the federation was laughing at them. - Teo Del Sol
Shit, I almost forgot... Grime beat Flash. - Dag Riddik
The day has come for me to accept who an' what I am. I am the Daughter of Time -- or as the Beach Boys like to call me, Time Witch (among other things, I'm sure) - Bonnie Blue
While you focus on what clothes you wear and making sure you’re goatee is just right, I’m out there working my ass off to be better. I’m in the shit rolling around that ring day in and day out. While I’m studying manuals of ancient fighting techniques you’re too busy staring at chicks you have to pay to get their clothes off. - Raymond Hatcher
Then it is Mister Vulgar's turn. The man of big reputation. The stain of what primordial ooze left behind. The inferior mutation of human existence. He isn't a person, he is barely a full creation under the eye of the heavens. He is bits and pieces that came together in order to survive, barely sentient, he survives week to week by the good graces of pure chaos, but in every other respect, he is a hollow little joke. I will remove the veil and reveal that nothing sits beneath. Nothing to fear. As a god, I will decimate the shadow that he is, and leave a vague inkling of his former existence. - Benjamin Atreyu
Zombie McMorris took back to back losses ( shocked, really?) but did so to dismantle The Pride ( LOL remember those guys) Wow, that shit was acient history. I did so to cement myself as both a career and stable killer. ENDER. DESTROYER OF FACEBOOK GROUP CHATS AND WCF SUB-BOARDS. - Zombie McMorris
You know what? You're right. A good nap will solve everything. Who knows? Maybe I can finally marry Katherine Phoenix. - Andre Holmes
What really gets me is all of the bitching and moaning and crying and finger pointing and complaining you do after the match. You lost. Get over it! Even the best guys can lose matches. So quit ya bitching dude! Move on! You gonna call out Marx if I pin him? You gonna say it was his fault that you couldn't win the match for your team? You know what? Maybe I'll pin you and wait to see what lame ass excuse you come up with. You'll probably blame it on Marx anyway and say that he should've bailed your ass out. If you want to be taken seriously in this company, you have to learn how to get up and brush off the dirt when you fall instead of crying like a baby that just shit itself. I want to say you're better than that, but you're gonna have to prove it. - CJ Phoenix
ZMAC would drag his soggy carcass out of that armchair, but the effort he considered would be a waste. After all, what could he actually do once he stood up? He proved to be completely ineffectual against Phoenix two weeks ago; his fourth wall breaking comments were designed to unbalance Katherine, but when you're dealing with force that considers “Sylvanian Families” as her next of kin, you're never going to make a dent that way. - Johnny Rabid
