Make America (Samoa) Dank Again
Mar 20, 2016 16:26:45 GMT -5
Mikey eXtreme, 6ix God, and 3 more like this
Post by Zombie DankMorris on Mar 20, 2016 16:26:45 GMT -5
RP1
WCF- Slam!
BeachKrew
vs
DarkMerica +Vengeance and some jobbers
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Chapter I: Make America (Samoa) Dank Again.
Yo, check it. Italiize this bitch. Not just that but the whole thang that follows. We’ll cut a break from that monologue scene and give you fresh off the dome words for though. A little literary porn that doesn’t start with: “ It was the best of times, it was the worst of time”
But fah serious, it was LOL.
Zombie McMorris took back to back losses ( shocked, really?) but did so to dismantle The Pride ( LOL remember those guys) Wow, that shit was acient history. I did so to cement myself as both a career and stable killer. ENDER. DESTROYER OF FACEBOOK GROUP CHATS AND WCF SUB-BOARDS.
Password protect that, ya punk azz bitches. So now ZMAC carries on through to the next week, or the next, next, NEXT week. The NXT, week. The week where ol’ Z finally teams up once against with his Dark-Merica cohort to team up with Vengence? Really? KP and who the fuck is shadowlove? Is that the lovechild of The Family? Shee-itt LOL Ol’ Z done knocked them out of the race too. I can see why Seth don’t let me near that world title picture. Dune would end up in a backbrace in the desert somewhere, spouting lame azz promo juice at me.
We get it, you’s a try hard FGT.
Just like everyone else in this match, barring Dat Hawt American Darkness. But dats all I gotz to say about that.
:: Yo, we lay our scene here at The American Samoa National Convention center ( don’t google it LOL ).Its well, the America Samoa’s. Its funny because they’re the only chronically obese Americans that don’t need the help of gopher grabbers and rascal scouters. But they love spam. IDK, shits weird. Venge, are these your people? Cuz they look like Dark-Merica prospects from here? Anyways, it’s that time of year again. The mother fuckin’ Republican national convention. Donald Trump has arrived two days ahead of schedule to proclaim ultimate victory. He stands on his stage hats adorned in golden ‘TRUMP’ style lettering with two men in white cloaks behind him, don’t worry about them; we’ll address that later. Trump adjusts the microphone and begins to address the crowd of similar looking white men with beards and pickup trucks. It’s like a sea of Dag Riddick’s, except these people know how to make an informed (yet poor) choice. ::
Trump: People, people ( Trump tried to calm the crowd.) I just want to say that it is such an honor and privilege to be here in America Samoa. I just want to point out that I am the only candidate to stop here since Reagan ( LOL The Big R never did shit.) I mean, all these candidates claim to be the second coming of Reagan and its sickening isn’t it? I mean I literally threw up in my mouth just thinking about it. That’s what’s wrong with our government today. They pick and they chose and they placate to their donors. Me- I , I don’t have any donors. I fund my campaign myself. I am a self-made man. I am an honest hardworking man just like all of you, its great; Americans love it and clearly American Samoas love it too. Its great. In fact, when I’m elected president I’m going to march down to congress and I’m going to get right into paul Ryans fat, smug, ugly face. Then I’m going to take my finger here ( dats da finger of gawd, son) and I’m going to shove it right in his fat, smug, ugly, girly face and I’m going to demand by execute trump over that American Samoa become the fifty third state in the union. Right after Trump hotel and casino in New Jersey becomes the fifty first. And Walmart the second, and Carls Jr’s the third. Well, actually, there’s a whole list. But You’re on it. I can promise you that and we’re going to make china pay for it ( He can technically say that because China own like half of the U.S. dollar lol )!!
:: The crowd cheers, goes ape shit and punches the one lone black Samoan in the building and kicks him out for inciting a ‘riot’ ::
Trump: That’s right, get that piece of shit out of my building. That’s right, I own this building now. Actually, I own this entire territory. I bought it. Just now. With MY own money. Because I don’t have donors, folks. I don’t have people trying to attach themselves to my greatness. Everything I invest in, I attach my name too. So no longer is this American Samoa, no. Its not. That’s a terrible name. Its done, gone, finished. No; this is called TRUMP Samoa and it’ll be great. It’ll be the best thing to ever happen to this country. Because let me just tell you and I just got word that this happened- you are now a country folks. And I am your king. Not only will I be the President of the United States but I’ll also be the king of Trump Samoa. It’ll be great. People will love it. And best of all, China is going to pay for it.
But I take it, you’re wondering what is behind me, behind your king. I know right, what’s with the white robes and the hoods. Well I’ll tell you. And it’s a great story too, fantastic. You’ll love it. So, the other day, I was driving around in my boat/plane/spaceship/Cadillac. Well, actually, I wasn’t driving it. I have a guy I hire to drive me around, Jose. But anyway, Jose was driving me around and I was feeling a little hungry and I wanted something to eat. Now I was all out of human souls and tears at the time so I wanted to go somewhere that would satisfy my hunger. And that’s when it hit me. White Castle. They’re cheap, ineffective but if you get enough of them together, they’ll kinda sorta do the job. Then I remember how White castle got its name. It’s named after strength and purity. White-Castle. Folks, when I tell you it blew my mind, I mean it. It’s no joke.
These robes are hand spun from the finest handpicked cotton; I got a great deal on it, I’m telling you . The white represents purity and honor. The kind that I’m going to bring back to our country because lets face it, these politicians are too buddy-buddy with each other and they get nothing down and everything’s a backroom deal. Its sick. It doesn’t work and its killing job. That’s why if you notice, there’s hoods. The hoods represent the blind justice that we are going to dish out to the Muslim world and to ISIS. Then there’s the insignia (It’s just TRUMP in big gold letters). I told you I put my name on everything I endorse. I want the world to know that when you mess with the honor, integrity and hard work of Donald trump’s America, that you’re going to be fired. And by fired I mean that we are going to fire bullets out of our guns- as is our right and we’re going to explode our justice and freedom and democracy all over the faces of our enemies and it’ll be great, It’ll be amazing. People will love it. Ya know what, guys, take the hoods off. Don’t be ashamed. There’s no need to be ashamed in TRUMP SAMOA. Not unless your gay, or black, or Chinese or Mexican- all of whom love me. They adore me. They can’t get enough of me.
:: The two men remove their hoods to reveal ZMAC and Mikey Extreme, Dat Hawt American Darkness. ::
Trump: That’s right, folks. As of right now, this is an exclusive. As of right now I an Officially endorsing the Hot American Darkness of Wrestling Championship Federation. These guys went ahead and made me the president of dank memes, you may have seen them. They’re great, fantastic. I love them and the American people love them. But they understand my message. First I made the dank memes great again, then TRUMP SAMOA, next will be America. You’ll see. and on top of that, I am buying shares of the company to ensure that it is run properly and the first thing I’m going to do is fire that illegal, Hector Sanchez, better known as Gravedigger because he’s a piece of shit and he’s ugly and he smells and he’s just not a nice person and I just want to punch him in the face and I want to throw him out a window and hope to Jam Willy that he lands on a road spike and is impaled for the world to see and that world laughs at him as I laugh at him every single night because he’s a joke and a clown and I don’t respect him (#TRUMP_RUN-ON). And when I publicly fire that son of a you know what, it’ll be great. People will love it and best of all, china is going to pay for it. And if they don’t like it I’ll march up to my local Panda Express, look those goofy gooks right in their slanted little eyes and bitch slap them so hard, it’ll be a like a whole new world opened up right in front of them.
I’ll tell you folks, big things are happening. And not big like those Beach Krew guys. Did you see this, did you hear about this? What even is that? Its like a bunch of jobbers just sat around, were tired of losing and just started doing funny because it’s the only thing they could do to lessen the pain. Could you think of anything less American? My lord, its sick. Its – I – I feel sorry for them really. I feel sorry for anyone not named Zombie McMorris or Mikey Extreme. Because the Hot American Darkness is going to absolutely clean house and change the way things are done around here. Like take shadow love have you heard of this guy? No? Me either. I can tell you this though, if he isn’t careful, he’s going to get hurt and hurt bad. HAD, they don’t play. These guys, they don’t fool around. And that chick, what’s her name? She should be in the kitchen baking pies and sandwiches. I mean like, wasn’t it national women’s day? Is no one surprised that it was also Mother’s day in Russia. Russia.. Well, I’m sorry Comrade but we don’t do that up in here. When I’m elected president of the united states, there will be women’s day, mother’s day, daughters day- none of it. Moreover, Vengeance, I gotta tell you; I’m not impressed. I’m not impressed one bit and I’m a guy who if you dangle shiny keys in front of my face, I’ll be entertained for hours. I’m just not with you. I’m just not- its as simple as that. I’m not in love with you and that means both TRUMP brand Samoa and DarkMerica are not in love with you. And if we arnt in love with you, then we got two words for you.
YA Fyahrd
WCF- Slam!
BeachKrew
vs
DarkMerica +Vengeance and some jobbers
________________________________
Chapter I: Make America (Samoa) Dank Again.
Yo, check it. Italiize this bitch. Not just that but the whole thang that follows. We’ll cut a break from that monologue scene and give you fresh off the dome words for though. A little literary porn that doesn’t start with: “ It was the best of times, it was the worst of time”
But fah serious, it was LOL.
Zombie McMorris took back to back losses ( shocked, really?) but did so to dismantle The Pride ( LOL remember those guys) Wow, that shit was acient history. I did so to cement myself as both a career and stable killer. ENDER. DESTROYER OF FACEBOOK GROUP CHATS AND WCF SUB-BOARDS.
Password protect that, ya punk azz bitches. So now ZMAC carries on through to the next week, or the next, next, NEXT week. The NXT, week. The week where ol’ Z finally teams up once against with his Dark-Merica cohort to team up with Vengence? Really? KP and who the fuck is shadowlove? Is that the lovechild of The Family? Shee-itt LOL Ol’ Z done knocked them out of the race too. I can see why Seth don’t let me near that world title picture. Dune would end up in a backbrace in the desert somewhere, spouting lame azz promo juice at me.
We get it, you’s a try hard FGT.
Just like everyone else in this match, barring Dat Hawt American Darkness. But dats all I gotz to say about that.
:: Yo, we lay our scene here at The American Samoa National Convention center ( don’t google it LOL ).Its well, the America Samoa’s. Its funny because they’re the only chronically obese Americans that don’t need the help of gopher grabbers and rascal scouters. But they love spam. IDK, shits weird. Venge, are these your people? Cuz they look like Dark-Merica prospects from here? Anyways, it’s that time of year again. The mother fuckin’ Republican national convention. Donald Trump has arrived two days ahead of schedule to proclaim ultimate victory. He stands on his stage hats adorned in golden ‘TRUMP’ style lettering with two men in white cloaks behind him, don’t worry about them; we’ll address that later. Trump adjusts the microphone and begins to address the crowd of similar looking white men with beards and pickup trucks. It’s like a sea of Dag Riddick’s, except these people know how to make an informed (yet poor) choice. ::
Trump: People, people ( Trump tried to calm the crowd.) I just want to say that it is such an honor and privilege to be here in America Samoa. I just want to point out that I am the only candidate to stop here since Reagan ( LOL The Big R never did shit.) I mean, all these candidates claim to be the second coming of Reagan and its sickening isn’t it? I mean I literally threw up in my mouth just thinking about it. That’s what’s wrong with our government today. They pick and they chose and they placate to their donors. Me- I , I don’t have any donors. I fund my campaign myself. I am a self-made man. I am an honest hardworking man just like all of you, its great; Americans love it and clearly American Samoas love it too. Its great. In fact, when I’m elected president I’m going to march down to congress and I’m going to get right into paul Ryans fat, smug, ugly face. Then I’m going to take my finger here ( dats da finger of gawd, son) and I’m going to shove it right in his fat, smug, ugly, girly face and I’m going to demand by execute trump over that American Samoa become the fifty third state in the union. Right after Trump hotel and casino in New Jersey becomes the fifty first. And Walmart the second, and Carls Jr’s the third. Well, actually, there’s a whole list. But You’re on it. I can promise you that and we’re going to make china pay for it ( He can technically say that because China own like half of the U.S. dollar lol )!!
:: The crowd cheers, goes ape shit and punches the one lone black Samoan in the building and kicks him out for inciting a ‘riot’ ::
Trump: That’s right, get that piece of shit out of my building. That’s right, I own this building now. Actually, I own this entire territory. I bought it. Just now. With MY own money. Because I don’t have donors, folks. I don’t have people trying to attach themselves to my greatness. Everything I invest in, I attach my name too. So no longer is this American Samoa, no. Its not. That’s a terrible name. Its done, gone, finished. No; this is called TRUMP Samoa and it’ll be great. It’ll be the best thing to ever happen to this country. Because let me just tell you and I just got word that this happened- you are now a country folks. And I am your king. Not only will I be the President of the United States but I’ll also be the king of Trump Samoa. It’ll be great. People will love it. And best of all, China is going to pay for it.
But I take it, you’re wondering what is behind me, behind your king. I know right, what’s with the white robes and the hoods. Well I’ll tell you. And it’s a great story too, fantastic. You’ll love it. So, the other day, I was driving around in my boat/plane/spaceship/Cadillac. Well, actually, I wasn’t driving it. I have a guy I hire to drive me around, Jose. But anyway, Jose was driving me around and I was feeling a little hungry and I wanted something to eat. Now I was all out of human souls and tears at the time so I wanted to go somewhere that would satisfy my hunger. And that’s when it hit me. White Castle. They’re cheap, ineffective but if you get enough of them together, they’ll kinda sorta do the job. Then I remember how White castle got its name. It’s named after strength and purity. White-Castle. Folks, when I tell you it blew my mind, I mean it. It’s no joke.
These robes are hand spun from the finest handpicked cotton; I got a great deal on it, I’m telling you . The white represents purity and honor. The kind that I’m going to bring back to our country because lets face it, these politicians are too buddy-buddy with each other and they get nothing down and everything’s a backroom deal. Its sick. It doesn’t work and its killing job. That’s why if you notice, there’s hoods. The hoods represent the blind justice that we are going to dish out to the Muslim world and to ISIS. Then there’s the insignia (It’s just TRUMP in big gold letters). I told you I put my name on everything I endorse. I want the world to know that when you mess with the honor, integrity and hard work of Donald trump’s America, that you’re going to be fired. And by fired I mean that we are going to fire bullets out of our guns- as is our right and we’re going to explode our justice and freedom and democracy all over the faces of our enemies and it’ll be great, It’ll be amazing. People will love it. Ya know what, guys, take the hoods off. Don’t be ashamed. There’s no need to be ashamed in TRUMP SAMOA. Not unless your gay, or black, or Chinese or Mexican- all of whom love me. They adore me. They can’t get enough of me.
:: The two men remove their hoods to reveal ZMAC and Mikey Extreme, Dat Hawt American Darkness. ::
Trump: That’s right, folks. As of right now, this is an exclusive. As of right now I an Officially endorsing the Hot American Darkness of Wrestling Championship Federation. These guys went ahead and made me the president of dank memes, you may have seen them. They’re great, fantastic. I love them and the American people love them. But they understand my message. First I made the dank memes great again, then TRUMP SAMOA, next will be America. You’ll see. and on top of that, I am buying shares of the company to ensure that it is run properly and the first thing I’m going to do is fire that illegal, Hector Sanchez, better known as Gravedigger because he’s a piece of shit and he’s ugly and he smells and he’s just not a nice person and I just want to punch him in the face and I want to throw him out a window and hope to Jam Willy that he lands on a road spike and is impaled for the world to see and that world laughs at him as I laugh at him every single night because he’s a joke and a clown and I don’t respect him (#TRUMP_RUN-ON). And when I publicly fire that son of a you know what, it’ll be great. People will love it and best of all, china is going to pay for it. And if they don’t like it I’ll march up to my local Panda Express, look those goofy gooks right in their slanted little eyes and bitch slap them so hard, it’ll be a like a whole new world opened up right in front of them.
I’ll tell you folks, big things are happening. And not big like those Beach Krew guys. Did you see this, did you hear about this? What even is that? Its like a bunch of jobbers just sat around, were tired of losing and just started doing funny because it’s the only thing they could do to lessen the pain. Could you think of anything less American? My lord, its sick. Its – I – I feel sorry for them really. I feel sorry for anyone not named Zombie McMorris or Mikey Extreme. Because the Hot American Darkness is going to absolutely clean house and change the way things are done around here. Like take shadow love have you heard of this guy? No? Me either. I can tell you this though, if he isn’t careful, he’s going to get hurt and hurt bad. HAD, they don’t play. These guys, they don’t fool around. And that chick, what’s her name? She should be in the kitchen baking pies and sandwiches. I mean like, wasn’t it national women’s day? Is no one surprised that it was also Mother’s day in Russia. Russia.. Well, I’m sorry Comrade but we don’t do that up in here. When I’m elected president of the united states, there will be women’s day, mother’s day, daughters day- none of it. Moreover, Vengeance, I gotta tell you; I’m not impressed. I’m not impressed one bit and I’m a guy who if you dangle shiny keys in front of my face, I’ll be entertained for hours. I’m just not with you. I’m just not- its as simple as that. I’m not in love with you and that means both TRUMP brand Samoa and DarkMerica are not in love with you. And if we arnt in love with you, then we got two words for you.
YA Fyahrd
