Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2016 14:32:11 GMT -5
@neonordic
In a predictable turn of events, instead of trying to win the Trios Match he had previously planned on no showing, Dune decided to suck the dick of the Family throughout his promo in vociferous fashion. Speculation leads many to assume he's trying to get on the good side of The Family so they won't hurt him too bad. Some even have foretold Dune may throw the match as a good will offering to his superior opponents and in an effort to save his friends from the beatdown they are certain to get at the hands of Logan, Chance and Dag. When reached for comment, reporters were told "That Dune guy doesn't even look like me anymore," and, "No, my name is Tom Hardy, leave me the hell alone before I call the police!" These are surely some of the typical mysterious and cryptic nonsense ramblings Dune is famous for.
In a predictable turn of events, instead of trying to win the Trios Match he had previously planned on no showing, Dune decided to suck the dick of the Family throughout his promo in vociferous fashion. Speculation leads many to assume he's trying to get on the good side of The Family so they won't hurt him too bad. Some even have foretold Dune may throw the match as a good will offering to his superior opponents and in an effort to save his friends from the beatdown they are certain to get at the hands of Logan, Chance and Dag. When reached for comment, reporters were told "That Dune guy doesn't even look like me anymore," and, "No, my name is Tom Hardy, leave me the hell alone before I call the police!" These are surely some of the typical mysterious and cryptic nonsense ramblings Dune is famous for.
