Post by Biggs on Mar 3, 2007 20:21:04 GMT -5
"The Greatest" is walking around inside of the Miami location of his store, "Biggs R' Us." To his right, walking alongside him, is his long time friend and manager Jake Hudson. The store recently had an expansion and this is the first time either of them have gotten the chance to check it out. "The Greatest" has his WCF Television Title around his waist. What? He fought hard to keep it! He deserves to wear it out in public!
Jake Hudson: What do you think?
"The Greatest" : I like it.
Jake Hudson: Good. As you can tell by the amount of people already in here; they like it, as well.
"The Greatest" : Right you are, Jake.
Suddenly, one of the employees working for Biggs Incorporated walks up to "The Greatest" with a cup of coffee. He hands it to him with a smile.
Employee: Here you go, boss. Three creams, two sugars, and one splenda. Just like you asked.
"The Greatest" : I'm sorry. What did you say?
Employee: Three creams, two sugars, and one splenda.
"The Greatest" : No, no, no. It's supposed to be one cream and three sugars.
Employee: Are you serious?
"The Greatest" : Very much so, indeed.
Employee: I'm a worthless piece of shit. I'm so sorry, boss.
"The Greatest" : A worthless piece of shit? Aren't you being a little hard on yourself?
Employee: No, I really am. I should just die.
"The Greatest" : Well, okay. But you can die after you get me another cup of coffee? Okay?
Employee: Yes, sir. I'm so sorry. I can't believe how fucking worthless I really am. My mother used to say I would amount to nothing. She used to say if she could put a pillow over my face without going to prison she would. Man, I am so sorry. I'll be right back.
"The Greatest" hands the cup of coffee back to the employee who turns on his heel and quickly walks away. Hudson shakes his head in disgust.
"The Greatest" : When he comes back this time there will probably be blood in it.
Jake Hudson: What do you mean?
"The Greatest" : He thinks he worthless? He was tormented as a child?
Jake Hudson: Yeah?
"The Greatest" : Never mind. I have to go take care of something, all right? Can you watch the store until I get back?
Jake Hudson: You bet.
"The Greatest" : All right. And when that kid gets back with the coffee, tell him he did it wrong again.
Jake Hudson: What? Why?
"The Greatest" : Because it'll be funny.
Jake Hudson: You're an asshole, man.
"The Greatest" : I know.
"The Greatest" leaves Jake standing in the center of the store as he walks behind the counter. He walks into the familiar back room and he makes his way over to the stage that has been set up for his television station. He presses the "record" button on the camera as he passes by.
"The Greatest" : First off, I feel the need to speak to Conrad Howell. I told you, man, I told you that you would not beat me. Did I not? I may be a lot of things. An asshole, a jerk, sex machine. All of that, but one thing I am not is a liar. Now, hopefully after about the twentieth beating you've taken from me you'll understand that. If not, I'll have to add to that list with yet another beating of you this week at Slam.
This week we have something that is being built up as a preview of things to come at War later this month. Seth Lerch feels as if he's placed some of his best wrestlers into this match: Creeping Death, Conrad Howell, Mike Ragnal, and sadly I forget the rest of the contestants. However, everyone will only be interested in this match because "The Greatest" is in it. You know why? Because whether they want to admit it or not, they love me. I'm who they want to be. I have the money, I have the women, I have the cars, I have the mansion. And I have the gold.
He points to the WCF Television Championship which is strapped safely around his waist.
"The Greatest" : So, this week will be a preview of things to come at War. You know why it'll be a preview? It'll be one because I'll be the man with his music playing after the match. I'll be the man with my hand raised. That's going to happen this week, and it's going to happen at Slam. Each and every one of you in this match have begun the countdown to your end. You've begun the countdown to your..day. That said, every dog has their day, gentlemen. And unfortunately for you folks, this Sunday will be yours.
Biggs smiles before walking out of the picture. After a few moments, the camera fades to black. At the bottom of the picture copyright information appears for Biggs Incorporated.[/b]
Jake Hudson: What do you think?
"The Greatest" : I like it.
Jake Hudson: Good. As you can tell by the amount of people already in here; they like it, as well.
"The Greatest" : Right you are, Jake.
Suddenly, one of the employees working for Biggs Incorporated walks up to "The Greatest" with a cup of coffee. He hands it to him with a smile.
Employee: Here you go, boss. Three creams, two sugars, and one splenda. Just like you asked.
"The Greatest" : I'm sorry. What did you say?
Employee: Three creams, two sugars, and one splenda.
"The Greatest" : No, no, no. It's supposed to be one cream and three sugars.
Employee: Are you serious?
"The Greatest" : Very much so, indeed.
Employee: I'm a worthless piece of shit. I'm so sorry, boss.
"The Greatest" : A worthless piece of shit? Aren't you being a little hard on yourself?
Employee: No, I really am. I should just die.
"The Greatest" : Well, okay. But you can die after you get me another cup of coffee? Okay?
Employee: Yes, sir. I'm so sorry. I can't believe how fucking worthless I really am. My mother used to say I would amount to nothing. She used to say if she could put a pillow over my face without going to prison she would. Man, I am so sorry. I'll be right back.
"The Greatest" hands the cup of coffee back to the employee who turns on his heel and quickly walks away. Hudson shakes his head in disgust.
"The Greatest" : When he comes back this time there will probably be blood in it.
Jake Hudson: What do you mean?
"The Greatest" : He thinks he worthless? He was tormented as a child?
Jake Hudson: Yeah?
"The Greatest" : Never mind. I have to go take care of something, all right? Can you watch the store until I get back?
Jake Hudson: You bet.
"The Greatest" : All right. And when that kid gets back with the coffee, tell him he did it wrong again.
Jake Hudson: What? Why?
"The Greatest" : Because it'll be funny.
Jake Hudson: You're an asshole, man.
"The Greatest" : I know.
"The Greatest" leaves Jake standing in the center of the store as he walks behind the counter. He walks into the familiar back room and he makes his way over to the stage that has been set up for his television station. He presses the "record" button on the camera as he passes by.
"The Greatest" : First off, I feel the need to speak to Conrad Howell. I told you, man, I told you that you would not beat me. Did I not? I may be a lot of things. An asshole, a jerk, sex machine. All of that, but one thing I am not is a liar. Now, hopefully after about the twentieth beating you've taken from me you'll understand that. If not, I'll have to add to that list with yet another beating of you this week at Slam.
This week we have something that is being built up as a preview of things to come at War later this month. Seth Lerch feels as if he's placed some of his best wrestlers into this match: Creeping Death, Conrad Howell, Mike Ragnal, and sadly I forget the rest of the contestants. However, everyone will only be interested in this match because "The Greatest" is in it. You know why? Because whether they want to admit it or not, they love me. I'm who they want to be. I have the money, I have the women, I have the cars, I have the mansion. And I have the gold.
He points to the WCF Television Championship which is strapped safely around his waist.
"The Greatest" : So, this week will be a preview of things to come at War. You know why it'll be a preview? It'll be one because I'll be the man with his music playing after the match. I'll be the man with my hand raised. That's going to happen this week, and it's going to happen at Slam. Each and every one of you in this match have begun the countdown to your end. You've begun the countdown to your..day. That said, every dog has their day, gentlemen. And unfortunately for you folks, this Sunday will be yours.
Biggs smiles before walking out of the picture. After a few moments, the camera fades to black. At the bottom of the picture copyright information appears for Biggs Incorporated.[/b]
