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Post by 6ix God on Mar 18, 2016 13:18:29 GMT -5
- If you go to an Irish bar on St. Pat's and order a Vegas Bomb, you may be a #fuccboi
- Green beer is a fukken racket. It's just Bud Light with green food coloring, and they upcharge you a buck.
- I hope one day there is a definitive link between the consumption of green food dye and testicular cancer
- Stop ordering Guinness on St. Pat's Day. It's a shitty session beer (too filling) and the bars are always too swamped to do your precious "perfect pour". Drink Harp or Smithwick's.
- When you have a 300+ lb reformed Florida hick who spent his formative years almost perpetually twisted on MDMA in New Orleans and quite literally believes he's an aquatic eldritch abomination and someone spills aforementioned green beer on his new $140 Tommy Bahama shirt, you have a serious situation to deal with.
- Trying to fuck anyone but the sober cocktail waitresses is almost guaranteed to end in a date rape charge.
- Live bands are a fucking drag. No one wants to listen to some geriatric stumble through "Foggy Dew" while you're trying to chug your Car Bomb.
- There's something magical about getting your bill and seeing you've ordered nothing but "Black and Tans", "Irish Car Bombs", and shots of Bushmill's on St. Patrick's Day. God Bless America.
- On that note, any "Irish Bar" that serves Bass probably isn't striving for authenticity.
- If you want to gauge a bar, have one of your buddies come dressed up as the Pope. If everyone thinks you're the toast of the town instead of blasphemous, you've found the right place.
- You are not cool and interesting for asking if the place has Guinness Nitro IPA. Or Murphy's Red. Or whatever shitty contrarian shit you want to order.
- I wonder if this bar knows Killian's Irish Red is a domestic. I wonder if they know but doubt anyone else knows it. Brilliance.
Detroit is a shite town full of hipsters and gangsters. Still had a great time; everyone got laid. The Old Shillelagh was the bar.
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Post by Wade Moor on Mar 18, 2016 14:35:01 GMT -5
@godnilla
I lost my shirt.
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Mar 18, 2016 17:40:37 GMT -5
Da struggle iz real, son
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2016 17:42:33 GMT -5
@neonordic
It's because of mindless spittle like this garbage that I would ban Tumblr as my first act when I become internet champion.
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Post by Wade Moor on Mar 18, 2016 18:39:12 GMT -5
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It's because of mindless spittle like this garbage that I would ban Tumblr as my first act when I become internet champion. @godnilla Quit crying Dag |
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Post by The Killenial (Caleb Ronan) on Mar 18, 2016 18:42:36 GMT -5
@neonordic
It's because of mindless spittle like this garbage that I would ban Tumblr as my first act when I become internet champion. . @calebronanwcf Oh, good. I thought it was just me. At least when you spout hate speech, I can understand you. On the other hand, if more bigots spoke like Zombie, maybe their message of intolerance wouldn't get so much traction. #MakeHateUnintelligible |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2016 22:34:32 GMT -5
@neonordic
It's because of mindless spittle like this garbage that I would ban Tumblr as my first act when I become internet champion. . @calebronanwcf Oh, good. I thought it was just me. At least when you spout hate speech, I can understand you. On the other hand, if more bigots spoke like Zombie, maybe their message of intolerance wouldn't get so much traction. #MakeHateUnintelligible
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Post by Wade Moor on Mar 18, 2016 22:40:24 GMT -5
@neonordic
It's because of mindless spittle like this garbage that I would ban Tumblr as my first act when I become internet champion. @godnilla Quit crying Dag |
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Post by Earth-616 Holmes on Mar 18, 2016 22:46:48 GMT -5
@relentlessholmes Well then. The more you know, the better...in this case I guess?
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Post by Lilith on Mar 18, 2016 22:59:31 GMT -5
@relentlessholmes Well then. The more you know, the better...in this case I guess?
Andy Bear do you want to have a bit of sex on the beach?  I don't mean the drink... I mean literally... sexy time on the beach  yes yes? 
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Post by The Killenial (Caleb Ronan) on Mar 19, 2016 5:24:43 GMT -5
. @calebronanwcf Oh, good. I thought it was just me. At least when you spout hate speech, I can understand you. On the other hand, if more bigots spoke like Zombie, maybe their message of intolerance wouldn't get so much traction. #MakeHateUnintelligible
Do not, under any circumstances, speak to me ever again, you Starbucks-latte-cumming faggot.@calebronanwcf We are now consciously disengaged. |
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Post by John Gable on Mar 19, 2016 10:05:52 GMT -5
@maltesefalconquest
I can't remember a good portion of the night. I remember getting up on the table and started in on Braveheart to piss off those fake-Irish fucks then the room went sideways...What happened after that? I just remember waking up and being pleased I didn't drink myself into a Jay Price level coma, also some how my beer didn't spill #AchievementUnlocked Just would really like to know what happened to the clown that rode in on a bear...oh shit, did I dream that. Either way! Great night with my boys in #BeachKrew
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I don't mean the drink... I mean literally... sexy time on the beach 
yes yes? 
