Post by Chief Tom-O-Hawk on Mar 16, 2016 12:02:03 GMT -5
Fishing .. interupted
TAGS : My first WCF match
Freezer Burn: You got that camera running yet Frank?
The scene opens showing Freezer Burn with a shovel in hand, scooping dirt all around Hank Brown who is inside of a hole up to his chest deep. There is a huge gash across Hank Brown's forehead, his eyes glazed over but slowly regaining consciousness. Freezer Burn is packing the dirt all around him, making a solid wall of heavy soil compressing against Hank Brown.
Freezer Burn: I sent you emails stating never to bother me without invitation .. and you are not invited.
Brown: P - Please .. I don't wanna ..
Brown's voice trails off as he looks around, finally beginning to understand how serious his situation is.
Brown: Oh my god .. I don't want to die .. please Mister Hammon .. I don't wanna die ..
Freezer Burn: You shoulda thought of that before invading my privacy.
Brown: P-please ..
Freezer Burn: SHUT UP!
Brown goes silent within his hole as Freezer Burn scoops more and more dirt up against his back and chest, packing the soil down with his foot as Brown whimpers pathetically.
Freezer Burn: You may be able to walk all over the WCF and get an interview whenever ya please, but I don't get walked on. The roster . the ENTIRE .. WCF roster .. tolerates you. I REFUSE to ever tolerate a little wretched worm as yourself.
Brown: I- I'm sorry .. I'll never bother you again .. I promise .. I swear I'll never bother you again ..
Freezer Burn: And I'm making sure you'll never live to be able to break that promise.
Brown breaks down in tears. The stains of blood sticking his one eye closed as he whimpers and cries. Freezer Burn grabs a bucket of water from the nearby pond and slowly pours it all around Hank Brown, making the dirt muddy and heavy against him. Brown can feel the weight of the soil against his abdomen and chest, his legs numb from the tight packing of soil around them. Freezer Burn discards the pail with an unceremonious toss as he looks to the camera again.
Freezer Burn: I eat my frikkin vegetables, all the brocoli, and cauliflower, and carrots, and lettuce, and the daily vitamins, and cut out the red meat, and everything else healthy for the human body. I work out day after day to get my heart into better condition and keep myself physically fit to enter the wrestling ring. I work my in ring skills every time I turn around. I am an old man. Been in the industry 35 years now. And this OLD MAN is gonna whoop three assclowns all across that arena.
Brown: I don't wanna die ...
Freezer Burn looks over to Brown, bringing his hand back as to backhand Brown but holds it back. Brown flinches from sheer terror as Freezer Burn just grins down to him. He turns back to the camera with his trademark sadistic grin.
Freezer Burn: Kraken .. I'm a focused man, and you will need more than just luck to get by me. You wanna call me a bitch? Go to my roots and downgrade where I've been? Lets talk about your roots. Oh great one of Danish ancestry, let's visit the history books. Once, your line was to be feared, but then what happened? Your family line turned against the druids that made you royal. What happened without the druids? You lost your holds, your servants, your rule, and was placed underneath the common street beggar. For the last 1600 years, the only claim to fame the Danish have is some really sweet treats and breeding a dog bigger than you. The Roman empire destroyed you with barely a mention in the history books. Napolean toppled you like wheat under the sickle. Hitler steamrolled past you so fast, it wasn't even an invasion, it was just simply an afterthought. And what have you done Kraken? Talk shit, drink bear, talk shit, sit down, drunkily spew crap out of your beerhole you call a mouth, and I half expected you to belch.
Freezer Burn looks back to Hank Brown with disgust before looking back to the camera itself.
Freezer Burn: And there are two other competitors. Ronan the hipster. I researched you. A douchebag to the extreme. The only thing missing in your history is being a restaurant and food critic. Strangely .. I like you. Just don't read too deep into that.
His eyes shift slightly, turning his attention back to Hank momentarily who flinches back, a faint whimper escaping from his lips.
Freezer Burn: Chaos though .. ok, he holds a title. I've held more than sixty in my time. Shall I bring my collection down to the ring and compare them to yours? But you .. also .. I like. To walk in with another federations title takes balls. You .. I can actually see myself managing you. Refining the details, converting you from a dangerous man to being a monster killer nobody wants to step into the ring against. But this first match is all about me, no offense. I'll whoop your ass now and we can discuss possibilities later. I am a sanctimonious son of a bitch. I'll never deny it. I enjoy crippling people around me. And in that ring, that will include you.
Brown sobs, which seems to infuriate Freezer Burn. His head turns toward the cowardly head sticking up from the ground with a cold, callous stare that silences Hank.
Freezer Burn: Frank. Kill that camera and pull this low-life piece of crap out of the ground. If he's still here when I come back, I'm finishing the job .. permanently.
The screen fades to blackness.
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Summary-
-teaches Hank a lesson for interfering in my private life.
-Jesper Lund
-Caleb Ronan
-Chaos
