Post by Kraken on Mar 15, 2016 21:03:47 GMT -5
How lonely is the night without the howl of the Wolf?
Kraken- Greetings from the land of real men, Denmark. We felt it was time WCF knew what it was like to battle with one of the few from Asgard. Traveling around the World getting these skill sets perfected to bring to America to banish the ney sayers and little bitches known as Americans. The WCF is ripe for the taken and we the guards of Asgard shall do just that. There is one false one in the mix and he shall be dealt with in do time. I make my very first WCF appearance at the Joe Louis Arena in the shit hole Detroit, Michigan against Freezer Burn, Caleb Ronan, and Chaos.
Kraken shows up on screen eating a huge turkey leg and a goblet of beer in the other hand.
Kraken- Wayne Hamon aka Freezer Burn, suppose to be trained by Adrian Street of the old CWF days down in Tennessee. What he teach you, how to apply your makeup. The guy has seen more cock than the legend herself Lita. So your going to walk around the WCF locker area and teach them how to wrestle. That I might beleave cause those who can wrestle and those who can't train. You may be bigger but I'm faster and I'm the Kraken bitch.
Kraken downs the goblet of beer.
Kraken- Then we have the real cockseeker Caleb Ronan. Come out of the closet already, noone beleaves your a hipster unless it means one who seeks ten inch cocks. You girl might be able to give Kris Kardashian a run for her money on how many dicks you've sucked in the last sixty days. I really hope you wear that thing around your neck cause it will give me something to choke your ass with without having to touch you. You have no reason to be on my battle field and I will make sure the Spencer Adams fanboy is taken out in a bodybag.
Kraken sits down.
Kraken- Chaos the biggest fucking joke in the entire four way dance. Your here not even a second and you claim to be a WCF Extreme champion. Are you sure your last name isn't Young. You claim to be from England but I bet you've never even left the United States. I guess Seth and the match makers decided to give the Kraken a easy first night in WCF. Two cock suckers and a guy who should be in a padded room.
Kraken leans into the camera.
Kraken- WCF I want each of you to watch this opening match. I want each of you to see what the Kraken does to people when they try to get in my way. I am a warrior sent from Asgard to bring back the lands of our forefathers. WCF you yourself will be my stepping stone to bringing back these lands. Somebody is going to be a victim of the Quest. Release the Kraken.
The Kraken walks into the shadows.
Kraken shows up on screen eating a huge turkey leg and a goblet of beer in the other hand.
Kraken- Wayne Hamon aka Freezer Burn, suppose to be trained by Adrian Street of the old CWF days down in Tennessee. What he teach you, how to apply your makeup. The guy has seen more cock than the legend herself Lita. So your going to walk around the WCF locker area and teach them how to wrestle. That I might beleave cause those who can wrestle and those who can't train. You may be bigger but I'm faster and I'm the Kraken bitch.
Kraken downs the goblet of beer.
Kraken- Then we have the real cockseeker Caleb Ronan. Come out of the closet already, noone beleaves your a hipster unless it means one who seeks ten inch cocks. You girl might be able to give Kris Kardashian a run for her money on how many dicks you've sucked in the last sixty days. I really hope you wear that thing around your neck cause it will give me something to choke your ass with without having to touch you. You have no reason to be on my battle field and I will make sure the Spencer Adams fanboy is taken out in a bodybag.
Kraken sits down.
Kraken- Chaos the biggest fucking joke in the entire four way dance. Your here not even a second and you claim to be a WCF Extreme champion. Are you sure your last name isn't Young. You claim to be from England but I bet you've never even left the United States. I guess Seth and the match makers decided to give the Kraken a easy first night in WCF. Two cock suckers and a guy who should be in a padded room.
Kraken leans into the camera.
Kraken- WCF I want each of you to watch this opening match. I want each of you to see what the Kraken does to people when they try to get in my way. I am a warrior sent from Asgard to bring back the lands of our forefathers. WCF you yourself will be my stepping stone to bringing back these lands. Somebody is going to be a victim of the Quest. Release the Kraken.
The Kraken walks into the shadows.
