Post by suicideking on Oct 10, 2006 19:40:57 GMT -5
Well...I'd say that was fun, what do you think?
Definitely way up there on the Fun-O-Meter. Wonder what they are going to say now that 2 "drunks" beat them?
(The Camera fades in on a group of people are sitting at the infamous Slaughtered Lamb Bar, having a drink)
British Voice over guy: As you can see we are of course listening in on The Sick Individuals conversation. Shall we see who we have around the table?
(The Camera circles around stopping at each person and Freezing the frame as they pose and the names Chad Allen aka "The Suicide King" and Conrad Howell aka "The Wolf". They are joined by Shanon aka "The Lovely" and Wee Lad aka "Stop Tossing Me Dammit!" )
British Voice over guy: The boys and, well, getting drunk. On the table in front of them sits the 2 "title belts" that they got during SLAM! from the V.I.P. of the F.E.D., one Mr. "Seth Lerch"
(The screen cuts to a clip from last weeks slam:
Chad Allen: So why don't we have the match now.
"Seth Lerch": But Biggs is in no condition to fight, you saw the tape.
Conrad Howell: well let's make it a little fairer for them then. Bring out the rest of ToT.
Again Master of Puppets by Die Krupps starts up and three huge fat guys walk out with a Jack of Blades, Logan and Lawnmower Jones masks.
Conrad Howell: Now it's a lumber jack match.
Lil Seth rubs his chin for a second...pondering this idea.
"Seth Lerch": Well...why not.
Chad grabs "Biggs" and hits the Assisted Suicide. Then they hit the Prozac Powerbomb on the old guy and Chad covers Biggs as "Seth" counts 1…2…3.."Seth" then gets the two cheap foam belts and hands them to Chad and Conrad. Both members of the Sick Individuals trade a high 5 as they admire the belts for a second.
The scene fades back to everone aroung athe table.)
British Voice over guy: They seem to be celebrating post victory over ThunderDome, or ThunderCage, or The People Against Goodness And Niceness, that's PAGAN for short or whatever they were called, we don't even really remember anymore.
Well it still looks as if they are partaking in normal preparation for the next match, you know, drinking. OH bollucks it looks as if they have spoted the camera and are going to say some thing. Let's listen in.
So first things first, I would like to congratulate the team we fought on Sunday on there complete FAILURE of a debut. It isn't completely your fault that you guys started so badly, any team short of God and Jesus would start out the same way against us, on the wrong end of the loss column. There is no shame in losing, boys, but there sure is some shame in just BEING you, because you guys really do suck worse than Courtney Love on a bender. Oh, and to whomever was making fun of my Suicide King nickname, I am pleased to see you figured it out on your own, anyone who gets into the ring with me is committing career suicide. One of you 2 morons took a ride on the Assisted Suicide, and I can tell you 2 things:
(Chad lets out a little laugh as he takes a drink from his beer. Conrad leans forward in his seat a bit, grabbing a hold of his half of the tag team "belts". He holds it up for the world to see...)
Wow look at this once again we get put up against a new tag team that is making their debt in WCF. I mean this team is only one step above ThunderCage, and that is only because we have not decimated this team yet.
Now Biggs I see you are fighting Neo this week. You should really take the week off after that beating from last week. I mean you saw the clip because I know you probably don't remember it. You and Jake lost the titles to us.
Dude that was a skit...that wasn't them
Whatever if it was or wasn't. I have Seth in my back pocket and it wont belong till Biggs has to stop carrying that fake belt.
What do you mean you have Seth in your back pocket? It you did we would be getting are title match this week.
Look here.
(Conrad then pulls out the Seth Mask and tosses it to Wee Lad. Which he puts on.)
Yes he's right I have that belt off of Biggs in no time.
See.
You have lost it.
Fine, but the fact is that we are the uncrowned tag team champions and that is VERY OFFICIAL. Though this belt may not be one of the ones that Biggs is carrying to ringside with him, I am SURE we will make these even more important than the real thing, simply because anything we do becomes the talk of the town. Hell, I could probably fart the William Tell Overture and get more press from the dirt sheets than almost anyone else in this fed. In fact, I might just try.
(Shanon looks disgusted and leave the table. Conrad sits there for a second)
Well another time
Why does this mask smell funny, and do you have a back pocket on that kilt?
Yes I do and it could be because I had beans earlier.
( Wee Lad then falls over unconscious. Chad laughs at this....)
Wow, definitely not the William Tell. Amazingly enough it was more interesting and… WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
(The Wee Lad gets up and takes the mask off and takes a deep breath of air. With a disgusted look on his face he falls over yet again.)
Well as I was saying more interesting and smelled better than ANYTHING Biggs has done in weeks.
(Both men laugh as Wee Lad slowly makes his way back to his feet.)
Oh and Biggs, get whomever you want to team with you, whether it is you and Ace, you and a member of your group, you and the quack doctor that is letting you wrestle still, or even you and your man servant at the gym that everyone knows about but for some reason doesn't talk about, the results will be the same, you on your back, bleeding from your ears, and whomever you team with asking what they did to get themselves into this mess. And just remember everyone, until morality improves...
THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE!
(Both men clink glasses and take a drink as we fade ourselves to black...)
British Voice over guy: There you have it another Day another Case for the Sick Individuals.
Definitely way up there on the Fun-O-Meter. Wonder what they are going to say now that 2 "drunks" beat them?
(The Camera fades in on a group of people are sitting at the infamous Slaughtered Lamb Bar, having a drink)
British Voice over guy: As you can see we are of course listening in on The Sick Individuals conversation. Shall we see who we have around the table?
(The Camera circles around stopping at each person and Freezing the frame as they pose and the names Chad Allen aka "The Suicide King" and Conrad Howell aka "The Wolf". They are joined by Shanon aka "The Lovely" and Wee Lad aka "Stop Tossing Me Dammit!" )
British Voice over guy: The boys and, well, getting drunk. On the table in front of them sits the 2 "title belts" that they got during SLAM! from the V.I.P. of the F.E.D., one Mr. "Seth Lerch"
(The screen cuts to a clip from last weeks slam:
Chad Allen: So why don't we have the match now.
"Seth Lerch": But Biggs is in no condition to fight, you saw the tape.
Conrad Howell: well let's make it a little fairer for them then. Bring out the rest of ToT.
Again Master of Puppets by Die Krupps starts up and three huge fat guys walk out with a Jack of Blades, Logan and Lawnmower Jones masks.
Conrad Howell: Now it's a lumber jack match.
Lil Seth rubs his chin for a second...pondering this idea.
"Seth Lerch": Well...why not.
Chad grabs "Biggs" and hits the Assisted Suicide. Then they hit the Prozac Powerbomb on the old guy and Chad covers Biggs as "Seth" counts 1…2…3.."Seth" then gets the two cheap foam belts and hands them to Chad and Conrad. Both members of the Sick Individuals trade a high 5 as they admire the belts for a second.
The scene fades back to everone aroung athe table.)
British Voice over guy: They seem to be celebrating post victory over ThunderDome, or ThunderCage, or The People Against Goodness And Niceness, that's PAGAN for short or whatever they were called, we don't even really remember anymore.
Well it still looks as if they are partaking in normal preparation for the next match, you know, drinking. OH bollucks it looks as if they have spoted the camera and are going to say some thing. Let's listen in.
So first things first, I would like to congratulate the team we fought on Sunday on there complete FAILURE of a debut. It isn't completely your fault that you guys started so badly, any team short of God and Jesus would start out the same way against us, on the wrong end of the loss column. There is no shame in losing, boys, but there sure is some shame in just BEING you, because you guys really do suck worse than Courtney Love on a bender. Oh, and to whomever was making fun of my Suicide King nickname, I am pleased to see you figured it out on your own, anyone who gets into the ring with me is committing career suicide. One of you 2 morons took a ride on the Assisted Suicide, and I can tell you 2 things:
1. The ride is bumpy as HELL, and
2. that form of suicide is SURE not painless.
[/center]2. that form of suicide is SURE not painless.
(Chad lets out a little laugh as he takes a drink from his beer. Conrad leans forward in his seat a bit, grabbing a hold of his half of the tag team "belts". He holds it up for the world to see...)
Wow look at this once again we get put up against a new tag team that is making their debt in WCF. I mean this team is only one step above ThunderCage, and that is only because we have not decimated this team yet.
Now Biggs I see you are fighting Neo this week. You should really take the week off after that beating from last week. I mean you saw the clip because I know you probably don't remember it. You and Jake lost the titles to us.
Dude that was a skit...that wasn't them
Whatever if it was or wasn't. I have Seth in my back pocket and it wont belong till Biggs has to stop carrying that fake belt.
What do you mean you have Seth in your back pocket? It you did we would be getting are title match this week.
Look here.
(Conrad then pulls out the Seth Mask and tosses it to Wee Lad. Which he puts on.)
Yes he's right I have that belt off of Biggs in no time.
See.
You have lost it.
Fine, but the fact is that we are the uncrowned tag team champions and that is VERY OFFICIAL. Though this belt may not be one of the ones that Biggs is carrying to ringside with him, I am SURE we will make these even more important than the real thing, simply because anything we do becomes the talk of the town. Hell, I could probably fart the William Tell Overture and get more press from the dirt sheets than almost anyone else in this fed. In fact, I might just try.
(Shanon looks disgusted and leave the table. Conrad sits there for a second)
Well another time
Why does this mask smell funny, and do you have a back pocket on that kilt?
Yes I do and it could be because I had beans earlier.
( Wee Lad then falls over unconscious. Chad laughs at this....)
Wow, definitely not the William Tell. Amazingly enough it was more interesting and… WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
(The Wee Lad gets up and takes the mask off and takes a deep breath of air. With a disgusted look on his face he falls over yet again.)
Well as I was saying more interesting and smelled better than ANYTHING Biggs has done in weeks.
(Both men laugh as Wee Lad slowly makes his way back to his feet.)
Oh and Biggs, get whomever you want to team with you, whether it is you and Ace, you and a member of your group, you and the quack doctor that is letting you wrestle still, or even you and your man servant at the gym that everyone knows about but for some reason doesn't talk about, the results will be the same, you on your back, bleeding from your ears, and whomever you team with asking what they did to get themselves into this mess. And just remember everyone, until morality improves...
THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE!
(Both men clink glasses and take a drink as we fade ourselves to black...)
British Voice over guy: There you have it another Day another Case for the Sick Individuals.
