Future Hardcore Title Challengers Announced!

[Lilith]

Soooooooo recently I was made aware that certain peoples (Andre Water Face) didn't pay attention to my last announcement as Hardcore Champion BUT DO NOT WORRY ANDRE!!! I made a whole new one an even better one!

Soooooooo as you know, I already said that two things are happening now...

1. Hardcore Title is only being defending on PPVs

2. It will ONLY be defended against former Hardcore Champions (excluding Torture, Bobby Cairo and ZMAC cos they're all useless)

Since Mr Water Face isn't a former champion... that means that before he gets a title shot (which I have promised him) he will needs to wait for me to first beat all the following people on PPVs... And in no particular order they are...


Death Skull
Cyrus
Madd Dogg
PC Cradle
Defman
David Baker
Hate
Outcast
Howie
J-X
Dark Prophet
Genocide
Josephine Miyazaki
Creeping Death
Jack of Blades
Skyler Striker
Thunder
Danny Vice
Johnny Craven
Greenfever
Ace Slaughter
Jay Price
Oblivion
Slickie T
Shaun Jackson
Anthony Royal
Shulmanu
Phillip Baines
Gravedigger
Gein Spector
Tommy Kain
Roy Speede
Nathan Von Liebert
Doc Henry
Vengeance
Denise D'Evil
Jeff Purse
Odin Balfore
Polar Phantasm
Logan
Alexander Richards
Steve Orbit
DVS
Jay Omega
Marc Mayhem


As you can see there is quite a lot of former champions! This will take me a least 2 years to get through all of them! Which means that if anyone wants a title shot and they aren't on the list... they will have to wait a while

BUT DO NOT WORRY!!! I knows some of the peoples on the list are either dead or are just wayyyyyyyyy too busy working at WALMART or pretending they're an announcer or something soooooooo with that said... your title shot might come sooner than you think! Maybe in like 18 months time instead of 2 years!

YOU'RE SOOOOOO WELCOME !!!!!

[SickWaves Blackamura]

Mar 12, 2016 23:35:54 GMT -5 Lilith said:

Soooooooo recently I was made aware that certain peoples (Andre Water Face) didn't pay attention to my last announcement as Hardcore Champion BUT DO NOT WORRY ANDRE!!! I made a whole new one an even better one!

Soooooooo as you know, I already said that two things are happening now...

1. Hardcore Title is only being defending on PPVs

2. It will ONLY be defended against former Hardcore Champions (excluding Torture, Bobby Cairo and ZMAC cos they're all useless)

Since Mr Water Face isn't a former champion... that means that before he gets a title shot (which I have promised him) he will needs to wait for me to first beat all the following people on PPVs... And in no particular order they are...


Death Skull
Cyrus
Madd Dogg
PC Cradle
Defman
David Baker
Hate
Outcast
Howie
J-X
Dark Prophet
Genocide
Josephine Miyazaki
Creeping Death
Jack of Blades
Skyler Striker
Thunder
Danny Vice
Johnny Craven
Greenfever
Ace Slaughter
Jay Price
Oblivion
Slickie T
Shaun Jackson
Anthony Royal
Shulmanu
Phillip Baines
Gravedigger
Gein Spector
Tommy Kain
Roy Speede
Nathan Von Liebert
Doc Henry
Vengeance
Denise D'Evil
Jeff Purse
Odin Balfore
Polar Phantasm
Logan
Alexander Richards
Steve Orbit
DVS
Jay Omega
Marc Mayhem


As you can see there is quite a lot of former champions! This will take me a least 2 years to get through all of them! Which means that if anyone wants a title shot and they aren't on the list... they will have to wait a while

BUT DO NOT WORRY!!! I knows some of the peoples on the list are either dead or are just wayyyyyyyyy too busy working at WALMART or pretending they're an announcer or something soooooooo with that said... your title shot might come sooner than you think! Maybe in like 18 months time instead of 2 years!

YOU'RE SOOOOOO WELCOME !!!!!

@princelightskin

#RacistKat #HardcoreDivisionSoWhite

[Lilith]

@KatPhoenix

LIES!!! Steve Orbit is on there and he's black he's also Logans bitch but who am I to judge him oh wait... Im the Hardcore Champion that's who I am to judge him! Hahahaha!!!

[SickWaves Blackamura]

Mar 12, 2016 23:41:54 GMT -5 Lilith said:

@KatPhoenix

LIES!!! Steve Orbit is on there and he's black he's also Logans bitch but who am I to judge him oh wait... Im the Hardcore Champion that's who I am to judge him! Hahahaha!!!

@princelightskin

So it looks like I'm going to have to do this on my terms and fuckin' kill a bitch. #LOL

[Lilith]

@KatPhoenix

You can try... in 2 years #LOL

[SickWaves Blackamura]

Mar 12, 2016 23:45:52 GMT -5 Lilith said:

@KatPhoenix

You can try... in 2 years #LOL

@princelightskin

Oh I see, we got one of them Jay Price type of champions who hold onto the strap and never defends it, even holding it through a coma. Difference is, you don't have the protection and say in things that you think you do. If you did, BroblivSEAon wouldn't have beat you with a mop and drove you through fire and sent you out of the fed like the pathetic cunt you really are. #ELOHEL

[Lilith]

@KatPhoenix

OH WAIT!!! Wait a second... Wait a second... Hahahahaha!!! this just goes to show how bad I am at counting and stuffs!!! That many peoples on the list makes nearly FOUR years not two! Hahahaha oops! My bad So Ummmmmms... Andre... You can have your match in 2020 #LOL

[SickWaves Blackamura]

Mar 12, 2016 23:49:43 GMT -5 Lilith said:

@KatPhoenix

OH WAIT!!! Wait a second... Wait a second... Hahahahaha!!! this just goes to show how bad I am at counting and stuffs!!! That many peoples on the list makes nearly FOUR years not two! Hahahaha oops! My bad So Ummmmmms... Andre... You can have your match in 2020 #LOL

@princelightskin

Bruh, you really expect to hold this thing longer than a month or two at the most. You can't even concentrate on a goal for any longer than a day or two. How the fuck you think you gonna be some dominant champion? 

[Lilith]

@KatPhoenix

How am I going to be a dominant champion? Well it's pretty simples really... FIRST I'm going to go and eat a whole tub of cookie dough ice cream THEN I'm going to go make some snow angels in some snowy place... maybe Alaska? THEN I'm going to find out how many marshmallows I can fit in my mouth at the same time #ChubbyBunny and thennnnnn I'm going to go and drink a bunch of my favorite milkshakes (which are chocolate fudge brownie milkshakes by the way... just for future reference) and then after I've done that I'm going to go and buy myself a puppy and train him up real good and teach him some fun tricks like fetch and stuffs and thennnnnn I'm probably going to go to build a bear workshop and make myself some new friends... and ummmmm then I guess only thing left for me to do is to find out how many gummy bears I can eat in 10 minutes!

THAT is how I am going to do it  

#WorldsGreatestHardcoreChampion

[SickWaves Blackamura]

@princelightskin

Your #FartcoreChampion everybody. #LOL This is supposed to be the belt for motherfuckers who fight for the love of hurting people, yet it hasn't had a champion who actually represents it as anything other than a joke. You're such a pussy that you're making me look like a face. Congrats, you're that bad at this whole champion thing.

[Deleted]

@neonordic

Here's a novel idea Andre. Instead of wasting your time talking to Katherine bloody Phoenix, why don't you get up off your lazy ass and actually earn a hardcore title shot like I earned my International Title shot? I know, I know, you're use to things being handed to you once a month, but don't you think you could at least give it a go for once?

[Lilith]

@KatPhoenix

CORRECTION!!! This USED to be the title which was for peoples who loved nothing more than to hurt others. But now it has a whole new meaning. A whole BETTER meaning now this title is for peoples who enjoy a good cookie, want to cuddle and watch Disney movies speaking of which I should really add Teo Del Sol to the list... I know he's not a former champion but I feel he'd make a good cookie champion

[Wade Moor]

@godnilla

#Justice4Aquarius

[SickWaves Blackamura]

Mar 13, 2016 0:04:54 GMT -5 @dagriddik said:

@neonordic

Here's a novel idea Andre. Instead of wasting your time talking to Katherine bloody Phoenix, why don't you get up off your lazy ass and actually earn a hardcore title shot like I earned my International Title shot? I know, I know, you're use to things being handed to you once a month, but don't you think you could at least give it a go for once?

@princelightskin

Your championship is shit.

[Lilith]

@KatPhoenix

YEAH!!! You should listen to Dag! Going out and proving yourself would be a good way for me to be able to tell what non-former champion would be a good opponent come 2020 I knows you want a shot at this cookie title soooooooo bad but remembers... all good things come to those who wait

[Deleted]

Mar 13, 2016 0:14:40 GMT -5 SickWaves Blackamura said:

Mar 13, 2016 0:04:54 GMT -5 @dagriddik said:

@neonordic

Here's a novel idea Andre. Instead of wasting your time talking to Katherine bloody Phoenix, why don't you get up off your lazy ass and actually earn a hardcore title shot like I earned my International Title shot? I know, I know, you're use to things being handed to you once a month, but don't you think you could at least give it a go for once?

@princelightskin

Your championship is shit.

@neonordic

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the banker as I cashed my champion paycheck.

[Wade Moor]

@godnilla

All I hear is the sad cha-ching of a pity fuck LMAO

[SickWaves Blackamura]

Mar 13, 2016 0:19:43 GMT -5 @dagriddik said:

Mar 13, 2016 0:14:40 GMT -5 SickWaves Blackamura said:

@princelightskin

Your championship is shit.

@neonordic

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the banker as I cashed my champion paycheck.

@princelightskin

When Dag tries to say he's stackin', but you know that he's holding the least significant title in existence. #LOL We know you gettin' paid in them Adam Young dollars.

[Teo Blaze]

@mrsunshine

Wait, Champions are allowed to name their own challengers and when the belt is defended?

When did this happen?

Why haven't I been defending my title more often??

#IBetYouThought #IWasGonnaSayLess

[Lilith]

Mar 13, 2016 3:07:16 GMT -5 Teo Blaze said:

@mrsunshine

Wait, Champions are allowed to name their own challengers and when the belt is defended?

When did this happen?

Why haven't I been defending my title more often??

#IBetYouThought #IWasGonnaSayLess

@KatPhoenix

*Gently pats Teo on his head* oh Teo, when will you learn that no body cares about your Popularity Title? I means it's not even a proper Championship, Teo. That's why no one wants to challenge you for it and only goes up against you when they're forced to do so it'd okayz though! Do not worry your adorable little head about it  I'm sure one day you'll win an actual Championship and then you can defend that as much as you like