Post by Shadowlove on Mar 9, 2016 17:07:17 GMT -5
High Noon.
On A Week Off.
Somewhere, in and around, Roanoke, Virginia.
The Riddik Family Traveling Dog And Pony Freak Show.
A Tryout For The Final Season Of American Idol.
The Riddik Family Traveling Dog And Pony Freak Show follows the life and times of a troupe of “sheep" belonging to one of the last remaining freaks of nature in the WCF, "Neo Nordicist" Dagvald Riddik.
This isn't your ordinary "Freak Show", though, advertising a Cabinet of Curiosities. No macabre demonstrations shocking to the viewers. No Koo Koo, The Bird Girl. No performers with very large feet with no arms. No “Camel Girl". No Human Pincushion.No The Elastic Man. No Four-Legged Woman. No Lobster Boy. No Two Headed Men or Women. No Legless Acrobat with his family.No tallest or smallest person to ever live. No Albino Monkey Boys. No modern day Sampson. No headless chicken (except one honorable mention). No werewolf or vampire babies. No tattooed women. No living skeletons. No bearded lady.
Well there's one exhibiting a biological oddity, the facial features resembling that of The International Champion. . .
"Dolly" Riddik, family patriarch, kissing cousin, the "Dam", the mother sheep (presumably) of Dagvald "Ewe" Riddick, along with the rest of the Riddik Flock.
This novelty sheep mother (presumably) of Dagvald "Ewe" Riddick is celebrating a Riddik Family Reunion, of sorts, and hosting an "American Idol" Tryout. It a novel event and great fun for the rest of the WCF (and Dag). If Dagvald was here? Of course, anything to do with a "Celebrity" sighting is always a surefire hit?
For some odd reason, that "Rookie" Sensation, "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, the Frey of Dagvald, stands in the middle of the flock of sheep, playing a Stradivarius.
His classic masculine and modern mussed, razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair, unphased, showing off a fighters face, with an ice cold stare which radiants from his blue eyes.Stripped to the waist showing off the upper body of a Greek God, with washboard abs, in a black leather trench-coat along with Crocodile skinned pants with Alligator skinned boots.
His low dusky voice oozing, with all charm and charisma, that one can muster, mister as he sings a "parody" of a "parody":
If you're having trouble with your barnyard friends
Dag's got the thing for ewes
He’s been counting sheep all night long
So here's what he's gotta do:
Get out of the barn and stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don't ring 976-BAAA
Because that kind of lovin’ is a life a crime!
“Dolly” Riddik and the rest of the flock of sheep start “Headbanging”,violently shaking their heads to rhythm with the music, whipping long wool back and forth and holding up, waving, “Devil” hooves in the air.“
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
“Dolly” Riddik and the rest of the flock of sheep keep on “Headbanging”, violently shaking their heads to rhythm with the music, whipping long wool back and forth and holding up, waving, “Devil” hooves in the air.“
My “good” friend Dag has a little lamb
Her fleece is white as snow
Dag keeps bragging about her night and day
Someone needs tell him, Noooooo!
“Dolly” Riddik and the rest of the flock of sheep keep on “Headbanging”, violently shaking their heads to rhythm with the music, whipping long wool back and forth and holding up, waving, “Devil” hooves in the air.“
Look at the flock, they're all in shock!
Here comes that mutton for a glutton
Knock off the fleece give them some peace.
Don't be a backdoor barnyard DAAAGGG!
“Dolly” Riddik and the rest of the flock of sheep keep on “Headbanging”, violently shaking their heads to rhythm with the music, whipping long wool back and forth and holding up, waving, “Devil” hooves in the air.“
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
“Dolly” Riddik and the rest of the flock of sheep keep on “Headbanging”, violently shaking their heads to rhythm with the music, whipping long wool back and forth and holding up, waving, “Devil” hooves in the air.“
Velcro gloves, Knee pads, Late-night dates,
Done with sheep!
Warning signs, Electric fences, High Voltage!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Don't tell em what Dag's done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds, done with sheep! DAAAGGG!
(Quiet, girls! I think "Papa" Riddik is coming!)
“Dolly” Riddik and the rest of the flock of sheep keep on “Headbanging”, violently shaking their heads to rhythm with the music, whipping long wool back and forth and holding up, waving, “Devil” hooves in the air.“
Riddik Family Flock (simultaneously): BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
And the "Hits" just keep on hitting. . .
"HER STRUT" by Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) outdoor surround sound system. (And back by popular demand cause you guys love to watch Ms. Miyamoto. . . "STRUT!")
"Dolly" Riddik and the rest of the "family" flock starts parting like "The Red Sea".
The Infamous Superstar's personal bodyguard/valet, Ms. Miyamoto, the simply ravishing femme fatale temptress, enters with flirty confidence as she steps in rhythm, right to left, on your screen through the parting crowd as the sea of the crowd closes behind her.
Her raven black hair pulled back in a French braid showing off her angelic face with her eyes hidden behind a pair of RayBan sunglasses to go along with her body built for sin encased in a stark white sequin Mandarin dress with stark white Jimmy Choo stilettoes.
Ms. Miyamoto, exuding fantastic supermodel energy, as she walks with a stiff, erect, and apparently arrogant and conceited "Strut" around "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove.
She takes her proper place, cradling against Shadowlove's body and caresses his muscular chest with her fingers. Her sweet as honey, harmoniously hypnotizing, smooth as silk, smoky voice radiating through her alluring lips:
Ms. Miyamoto: Dagvald Riddik-san, you have been played like a violin by a violinist more talented than you thought ever imaginable. In this day and age of sports entertainment, there is increasing pressure on "social media" from a secular contemporary culture for men to become effeminately emasculated. Hence, celebrating the “gay man,” “metrosexuality” (men who are not really gay, yet, not masculine either) as a form of freedom of expression of his manhood resonating with the average Norwegian/Welsh "Media Whore" Dagvald Riddik-san. . .
"PERSONAL JESUS" by Depeche Mode starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) outdoor surround sound system.
"The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, bows his head, raising his arms straight out to his sides, as if, being crucified on a cross. And on the third day, Jesus, wept.
Shadowlove scoffs at the thought of having to make a name for himself at the expense of Dagvald Riddik. Everyone in the WCF already knows that Dag is everyone's "BITCH" and that "The Handsome Half-breed" and "Rookie" Sensation is a bigger "WCF Brand Name" than the "Neo Nordicist" thinks he will ever be in his wildest wet dream.
Shadowlove raises his head showing with a malevolent, tight wolfish, whiplash smile, slowly appearing on his lips showing off perfectly white even teeth on his chiseled fighter's face in a "True Viking, Ragnar Lothbrok" shit-eating grin.
"HIGHWAY TO HELL" by AC/DC starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) outdoor surround sound system.
For "Dolly" Riddik and the rest of the Riddik Flock, this celebrity visit to The Riddik Family Traveling Dog And Pony Freak Show will be the first time they have seen a real "Champion" and voice of the unsilent majority. As well as providing a fun-filled afternoon for everyone on their week off in the WCF (including Dag) and giving an opportunity to catch their breath and recuperate from all the laughter of this special event at the "Neo Nordicist" Dagvald Riddik’s expense that's been both fun and highly educational.
"Dolly" Riddik and the rest of the Riddik Flock starts jumping over the pinned in enclosure for their first taste of "Freedom". Before "Dolly" Riddik and her "Posse" reach the ground they become "road" kill from a dazzling 45 foot long luxury executive tour bus. Grand Prix White. Licence plate #15SAR6S9. Windshield wipers wipes up the blood and brain matter of the Riddik Family Matriarch off the windshield.
"FADE TO BLACK" by Metallica starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) outdoor surround sound system.
A few hours later. . .
In a Pet Cemetery somewhere on the Riddik Estate. . .
A soulless hoof pops out of the freshly dug grave of "Dolly" Riddik. The soulless hoof starts whipping long wool back and forth and holding up, waving, a “Devil” hoof in the air to the rhythm of the music from. . .
"PET SEMATARY" by The Ramones starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) outdoor surround sound system.
THIS IS THE END. . . MY ONLY FRIEND. . . THE END!
On A Week Off.
Somewhere, in and around, Roanoke, Virginia.
The Riddik Family Traveling Dog And Pony Freak Show.
A Tryout For The Final Season Of American Idol.
The Riddik Family Traveling Dog And Pony Freak Show follows the life and times of a troupe of “sheep" belonging to one of the last remaining freaks of nature in the WCF, "Neo Nordicist" Dagvald Riddik.
This isn't your ordinary "Freak Show", though, advertising a Cabinet of Curiosities. No macabre demonstrations shocking to the viewers. No Koo Koo, The Bird Girl. No performers with very large feet with no arms. No “Camel Girl". No Human Pincushion.No The Elastic Man. No Four-Legged Woman. No Lobster Boy. No Two Headed Men or Women. No Legless Acrobat with his family.No tallest or smallest person to ever live. No Albino Monkey Boys. No modern day Sampson. No headless chicken (except one honorable mention). No werewolf or vampire babies. No tattooed women. No living skeletons. No bearded lady.
Well there's one exhibiting a biological oddity, the facial features resembling that of The International Champion. . .
"Dolly" Riddik, family patriarch, kissing cousin, the "Dam", the mother sheep (presumably) of Dagvald "Ewe" Riddick, along with the rest of the Riddik Flock.
This novelty sheep mother (presumably) of Dagvald "Ewe" Riddick is celebrating a Riddik Family Reunion, of sorts, and hosting an "American Idol" Tryout. It a novel event and great fun for the rest of the WCF (and Dag). If Dagvald was here? Of course, anything to do with a "Celebrity" sighting is always a surefire hit?
For some odd reason, that "Rookie" Sensation, "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, the Frey of Dagvald, stands in the middle of the flock of sheep, playing a Stradivarius.
His classic masculine and modern mussed, razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair, unphased, showing off a fighters face, with an ice cold stare which radiants from his blue eyes.Stripped to the waist showing off the upper body of a Greek God, with washboard abs, in a black leather trench-coat along with Crocodile skinned pants with Alligator skinned boots.
His low dusky voice oozing, with all charm and charisma, that one can muster, mister as he sings a "parody" of a "parody":
If you're having trouble with your barnyard friends
Dag's got the thing for ewes
He’s been counting sheep all night long
So here's what he's gotta do:
Get out of the barn and stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don't ring 976-BAAA
Because that kind of lovin’ is a life a crime!
“Dolly” Riddik and the rest of the flock of sheep start “Headbanging”,violently shaking their heads to rhythm with the music, whipping long wool back and forth and holding up, waving, “Devil” hooves in the air.“
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
“Dolly” Riddik and the rest of the flock of sheep keep on “Headbanging”, violently shaking their heads to rhythm with the music, whipping long wool back and forth and holding up, waving, “Devil” hooves in the air.“
My “good” friend Dag has a little lamb
Her fleece is white as snow
Dag keeps bragging about her night and day
Someone needs tell him, Noooooo!
“Dolly” Riddik and the rest of the flock of sheep keep on “Headbanging”, violently shaking their heads to rhythm with the music, whipping long wool back and forth and holding up, waving, “Devil” hooves in the air.“
Look at the flock, they're all in shock!
Here comes that mutton for a glutton
Knock off the fleece give them some peace.
Don't be a backdoor barnyard DAAAGGG!
“Dolly” Riddik and the rest of the flock of sheep keep on “Headbanging”, violently shaking their heads to rhythm with the music, whipping long wool back and forth and holding up, waving, “Devil” hooves in the air.“
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
“Dolly” Riddik and the rest of the flock of sheep keep on “Headbanging”, violently shaking their heads to rhythm with the music, whipping long wool back and forth and holding up, waving, “Devil” hooves in the air.“
Velcro gloves, Knee pads, Late-night dates,
Done with sheep!
Warning signs, Electric fences, High Voltage!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Don't tell em what Dag's done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds, done with sheep! DAAAGGG!
(Quiet, girls! I think "Papa" Riddik is coming!)
“Dolly” Riddik and the rest of the flock of sheep keep on “Headbanging”, violently shaking their heads to rhythm with the music, whipping long wool back and forth and holding up, waving, “Devil” hooves in the air.“
Riddik Family Flock (simultaneously): BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
And the "Hits" just keep on hitting. . .
"HER STRUT" by Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) outdoor surround sound system. (And back by popular demand cause you guys love to watch Ms. Miyamoto. . . "STRUT!")
"Dolly" Riddik and the rest of the "family" flock starts parting like "The Red Sea".
The Infamous Superstar's personal bodyguard/valet, Ms. Miyamoto, the simply ravishing femme fatale temptress, enters with flirty confidence as she steps in rhythm, right to left, on your screen through the parting crowd as the sea of the crowd closes behind her.
Her raven black hair pulled back in a French braid showing off her angelic face with her eyes hidden behind a pair of RayBan sunglasses to go along with her body built for sin encased in a stark white sequin Mandarin dress with stark white Jimmy Choo stilettoes.
Ms. Miyamoto, exuding fantastic supermodel energy, as she walks with a stiff, erect, and apparently arrogant and conceited "Strut" around "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove.
She takes her proper place, cradling against Shadowlove's body and caresses his muscular chest with her fingers. Her sweet as honey, harmoniously hypnotizing, smooth as silk, smoky voice radiating through her alluring lips:
Ms. Miyamoto: Dagvald Riddik-san, you have been played like a violin by a violinist more talented than you thought ever imaginable. In this day and age of sports entertainment, there is increasing pressure on "social media" from a secular contemporary culture for men to become effeminately emasculated. Hence, celebrating the “gay man,” “metrosexuality” (men who are not really gay, yet, not masculine either) as a form of freedom of expression of his manhood resonating with the average Norwegian/Welsh "Media Whore" Dagvald Riddik-san. . .
"PERSONAL JESUS" by Depeche Mode starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) outdoor surround sound system.
"The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, bows his head, raising his arms straight out to his sides, as if, being crucified on a cross. And on the third day, Jesus, wept.
Shadowlove scoffs at the thought of having to make a name for himself at the expense of Dagvald Riddik. Everyone in the WCF already knows that Dag is everyone's "BITCH" and that "The Handsome Half-breed" and "Rookie" Sensation is a bigger "WCF Brand Name" than the "Neo Nordicist" thinks he will ever be in his wildest wet dream.
Shadowlove raises his head showing with a malevolent, tight wolfish, whiplash smile, slowly appearing on his lips showing off perfectly white even teeth on his chiseled fighter's face in a "True Viking, Ragnar Lothbrok" shit-eating grin.
"HIGHWAY TO HELL" by AC/DC starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) outdoor surround sound system.
For "Dolly" Riddik and the rest of the Riddik Flock, this celebrity visit to The Riddik Family Traveling Dog And Pony Freak Show will be the first time they have seen a real "Champion" and voice of the unsilent majority. As well as providing a fun-filled afternoon for everyone on their week off in the WCF (including Dag) and giving an opportunity to catch their breath and recuperate from all the laughter of this special event at the "Neo Nordicist" Dagvald Riddik’s expense that's been both fun and highly educational.
"Dolly" Riddik and the rest of the Riddik Flock starts jumping over the pinned in enclosure for their first taste of "Freedom". Before "Dolly" Riddik and her "Posse" reach the ground they become "road" kill from a dazzling 45 foot long luxury executive tour bus. Grand Prix White. Licence plate #15SAR6S9. Windshield wipers wipes up the blood and brain matter of the Riddik Family Matriarch off the windshield.
"FADE TO BLACK" by Metallica starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) outdoor surround sound system.
A few hours later. . .
In a Pet Cemetery somewhere on the Riddik Estate. . .
A soulless hoof pops out of the freshly dug grave of "Dolly" Riddik. The soulless hoof starts whipping long wool back and forth and holding up, waving, a “Devil” hoof in the air to the rhythm of the music from. . .
"PET SEMATARY" by The Ramones starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) outdoor surround sound system.
THIS IS THE END. . . MY ONLY FRIEND. . . THE END!
