Post by The Griffin #7/11 on Mar 7, 2016 4:13:24 GMT -5
"Hello everyone, it's your boy Griff.
Now we here at the Pride have rocked social media with hashtags such as #saveadamcooper or #reviveadamcooper or #payyungadam, but tonight, we have a different, much more dire situation to bring to y'alls attention.
Recently, The Pride got into a kerfuffle with Wade Moor, a member of the decorated #BeachKrew and arguably their most successful member. Now, as with many encounters with The Pride, we've encountered a shocking discovery!
Wade Moor has brain damage from the attack he received from The Pride earlier tonight, apparently sees dead people, and believes himself to be a U.S. Army Lieutenant."
"What Griff?! What are you talking about!? That's crazy talk!"
"Glad you asked, random citizen.
Well, as you can see here -"
@godnilla
Who is this guy again? LT, is that you my nilla? I think Jared's twitter account got hacked by sone fgt. Where's my doppelganger LMAO"LT? Who is this LT?
Well if you know anything about our allies in the armed forces, in the U.S. Army, LT is the abbreviation for Lieutenant!
Normally, that'd just be written off as a mistake on Moor's part. He must just be having an off day... but...
This shocking video of Wade Moor being found at a plaza came out and made headlines all over the U.S.! -"
"What a shocking development! Wade Moor is posing as a U.S. Army Lieutenant, obviously because of the brain damage he suffered on Slam from the Pride's brutal beatdown!
The horrors of war have finally taken their toll!
...But it gets worse."
@godnilla
LOL im killing all 4 of you fgts right now just like I #shipwrekt Joseph's asshole at Slam LOL
"Four!? Four Members of the Pride!?
Huh!?
What!?
There's only one logical answer to such a tremendous fuck up on Wade's part...!
Now we here at the Pride have rocked social media with hashtags such as #saveadamcooper or #reviveadamcooper or #payyungadam, but tonight, we have a different, much more dire situation to bring to y'alls attention.
Recently, The Pride got into a kerfuffle with Wade Moor, a member of the decorated #BeachKrew and arguably their most successful member. Now, as with many encounters with The Pride, we've encountered a shocking discovery!
Wade Moor has brain damage from the attack he received from The Pride earlier tonight, apparently sees dead people, and believes himself to be a U.S. Army Lieutenant."
"What Griff?! What are you talking about!? That's crazy talk!"
"Glad you asked, random citizen.
Well, as you can see here -"
Who is this guy again? LT, is that you my nilla? I think Jared's twitter account got hacked by sone fgt. Where's my doppelganger LMAO
Well if you know anything about our allies in the armed forces, in the U.S. Army, LT is the abbreviation for Lieutenant!
Normally, that'd just be written off as a mistake on Moor's part. He must just be having an off day... but...
This shocking video of Wade Moor being found at a plaza came out and made headlines all over the U.S.! -"
"What a shocking development! Wade Moor is posing as a U.S. Army Lieutenant, obviously because of the brain damage he suffered on Slam from the Pride's brutal beatdown!
The horrors of war have finally taken their toll!
...But it gets worse."
LOL im killing all 4 of you fgts right now just like I #shipwrekt Joseph's asshole at Slam LOL
"Four!? Four Members of the Pride!?
Huh!?
What!?
There's only one logical answer to such a tremendous fuck up on Wade's part...!
Wade Moor Sees Dead People
Now you can see! This maniac sees dead people! What kind of sick demented freak does that!?
The kind that poses as a U.S. Army Lieutenant.
We can't let this evil go on much longer. We, the Pride, will not stand for this! We have to expose it!
So we ask all of you to take a minute out of your time, go to your twitter, and post something simple to get the hasthag #exposelieutenantmoor trending! We have to expose this man for the liar and cheat he is before more people are hurt and more mall sales are ripped off by this fat oaf of a man!
Get it trending, people! Only you can prevent people from posing as armed forces members!
Thank you so much for your time."
- Big G.
Now you can see! This maniac sees dead people! What kind of sick demented freak does that!?
The kind that poses as a U.S. Army Lieutenant.
We can't let this evil go on much longer. We, the Pride, will not stand for this! We have to expose it!
So we ask all of you to take a minute out of your time, go to your twitter, and post something simple to get the hasthag #exposelieutenantmoor trending! We have to expose this man for the liar and cheat he is before more people are hurt and more mall sales are ripped off by this fat oaf of a man!
Get it trending, people! Only you can prevent people from posing as armed forces members!
Thank you so much for your time."
- Big G.
