Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2016 15:34:23 GMT -5
@neonordic
Greetings, loyal citizens of the international community excluding Japan. Today's announcement will be focused around international holidays. I have lived my life surrounded by the market capitalism and branded holidays of the United States, and I'm sick of it. These false symbols and idols that promote the holidays, such as the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and Jesus, are completely imaginary and only serve as vessels for the selling and marketing of consumer goods. These American holidays are empty and void of meaning. Therefore, I have taken steps with management to being implementation of more traditional, wholesome holidays from across the globe. Unfortunately at this time, management claims I must begin this social experiment lightly by only implementing holiday from one other country. Therefore, I have chosen the nation most based in tradition, Norway. However, because the Norwegian calendar is coming up on a bare spot of non-religious holidays, I have decided to have one large celebration which will combine the traditions of the holidays we've missed this year so far. Sometime in the coming weeks, there will be a live special hosted by myself which will accomplish this, and anyone who receives an invitation will be welcome to join. Keep your eyes open for your letters.
Sincerely,
Your International Champion
Dagvald Riddik
Greetings, loyal citizens of the international community excluding Japan. Today's announcement will be focused around international holidays. I have lived my life surrounded by the market capitalism and branded holidays of the United States, and I'm sick of it. These false symbols and idols that promote the holidays, such as the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and Jesus, are completely imaginary and only serve as vessels for the selling and marketing of consumer goods. These American holidays are empty and void of meaning. Therefore, I have taken steps with management to being implementation of more traditional, wholesome holidays from across the globe. Unfortunately at this time, management claims I must begin this social experiment lightly by only implementing holiday from one other country. Therefore, I have chosen the nation most based in tradition, Norway. However, because the Norwegian calendar is coming up on a bare spot of non-religious holidays, I have decided to have one large celebration which will combine the traditions of the holidays we've missed this year so far. Sometime in the coming weeks, there will be a live special hosted by myself which will accomplish this, and anyone who receives an invitation will be welcome to join. Keep your eyes open for your letters.
Sincerely,
Your International Champion
Dagvald Riddik
