Accepting Inevitability: Ashes to Ashes

[Eddie "Shiro" Felt]

March 1 - 12:01 AM - PST
Accepting Inevitability: Ashes to Ashes
Posted by Forum User "KissMeIWasIrish"

Forgive me if I ramble, I have a lot to say.

I never used to believe in these things, I always thought they were silly. Deliberately contrarian, almost. For the longest time I couldn't wrap my head around the thought process behind most of the conspiracy theories I heard. They always sounded so, and I apologize for repeating myself so quickly, deliberately contrarian. Like the official story was never good enough. There had to be something else lurking under the surface, no matter how improbable that something else was. I was certain that I could come up with more plausible explanations to the pieces of evidence the theories would present but always the believers I encountered would respond with a phrase that drove me up the fucking wall - "reality is stranger than fiction".

I remember the first time I heard those five words - my husband, naturally. Because, of course, I married the biggest conspiracy nut (no offense) I've ever known, up until a few months ago that is. I'll get to that in a bit.

He was on some 9/11 truth message board, muttering his doorstopper of a response to himself. I swear he'd write up a five page essay complete with MLA citations in response to a one sentence post by an obvious troll account without any sense of irony. He was a great guy, but if he thought something was important; it was. There was no room for joking about what he considered serious.

I scoffed when I walked by him and heard him ranting to himself about the US Government's convoluted plan to destroy two buildings on US soil, killing 3,000+ US citizens. I thought it was ridiculous. We went back and forth on it, him spouting talking point after talking point at me and me coming up with a logical explanation for everything. Then he dropped that bombshell.

"Reality is stranger than fiction."

I'm pretty sure I stared at him incredulously for a long time. Then I figured he'd given up the argument and that I had won, albeit by forfeit (in hindsight I might have been a little too competitive for my own good), but as I went about my day that phrase kept popping up in the back of my mind. I couldn't help but think there had to be more to it than what was on the surface.

The irony didn't dawn on me until much later.

Let me fast-forward a bit, or else we'll be here all day.

A few months ago, my husband disappeared. Without a trace. He just up and fucking vanished.

I keep thinking back to a few days before he went - poof, wondering if I missed any major warning signs. Wondering if he knew what was going to happen. But, I can't. I couldn't. I wasn't able to right away.

He left for work one morning, normal as he ever was, and he didn't come home.

Which brings me to why I'm posting this in the first place. Why I made an account on this website that just six months ago I'd write off as a gathering place for delusional nerds who desperately feel the need to be a part of something important.

When I said he disappeared without a trace, I may not have been entirely honest. He left one thing behind. A note. On it he told me not to hand it over to the police, to disappear too. Go off the grid, and take his notes with him.

Then he left me this.

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He told me this would help me figure out what happened to him.

I did what he said.

I don't know how much I've slept in the last four months, or if I've even slept at all. Maybe that's why I'm doing this. I want to sleep.

Despite my best efforts, I can't decipher the code he left, and there's nothing in his notes that connects to it either. The only thing I can thinking of what I think is a URL though it's too smudged for me to really read it beyond the first few letters; reals.

I don't know if any of this will help any of you, but I've sat on this for too long. My husband is probably dead. He probably has been for a long time.

And after I post this, I will be too.

The only solace I can find is that when the inevitable heat death of the universe occurs, the master plan of whoever killed him will be just like everything else.

Nothing.

Ashes to ashes.

March 1 - 12:03 AM - PST
RE: Accepting Inevitability: Ashes to Ashes
Posted by Forum User "TruthContestBot"

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Let's get honest about the truth of life."

March 1 - 12:45 AM - PST
RE: Accepting Inevitability: Ashes to Ashes
Posted by Forum User "whistlerblowerfelt"

holy shit can someone confirm if this is real?

March 1 - 12:46 AM - PST
RE: Accepting Inevitability: Ashes to Ashes
Posted by Forum User "Admin"

This is not real.

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN LOCKED.

"We're never done with killing time; can I kill it with you?" 

This is some trippy shit, my dudes. I'd never believe this in a million years. It's crazy, ain't it? How Ethan, Griffin, and I can just roll up on the scene, the ink on our contracts not even dry yet, and make the whole entire federation take notice. Just like that. Within a couple days, before we even had a match hell, before we were even booked in a match, we became the number one most talked about thing in the whole WCF.

The Pride hasn't had a match yet, and one of us already has a title shot.

We've gotten the endorsement of the World Champion.

We've gotten the endorsement of one half of the Tag Team Champions.

We've exposed the International Champion's dirty secret of being a lizard alien with split personalities, and started the Twitter phenomenon #saveadamcooper as an attempt to get him the help he so desperately requires.

It's humbling. It really is humbling. To see how quickly people have jumped on the hype train (don't start jerking yet Dag) even though it's still in the station. We're just getting started, WCF.

But enough shameless self promotion.

For now.

Let's talk about Slam.

Let's talk about the absolutely insane rub we're getting right off the bat by bring in the ring with a certified legend, a stud, an absolute beast of a man. I'm of course talking about Yung Adam. Adam Young the Villain, the King, the final boss of professional wrestling. The man who strikes fear into the hearts of greater men than I. The man who-- wait what do you mean he isn't in the match?

I could've sworn he--

Forget it.

Oh, I see what's going on here. For real for real, they're baiting us. Letting The Pride think that they're gonna be facing a sure fire hall-of-famer just to yank the rug out from under us and replace him with a… dragon, from outer space. Okay I know what you think but no, I'm completely on your side in thinking this shit is ridiculous. Nah man, them extraterrestrial beings are real sneaky and secretive and shit. They don't want word getting out that they're an alien because it'll disrupt their nefarious plans. Just take a look at Adag Cooperiddick. The Pride done went and exposed him for real for real, my dudes. Then what does he do? He sheds his skin so to speak and comes back with a whole host of batshit insane personalities, none of which that make any sense or convey a point beyond "I like trains" like his hot fire tweets were being written by TomSka, or "L-O-L women and black folks are inferior" like a backward ass country boy.

How low, Adag. Using your own mental disorders a smokescreen. Shame on you.

Anyway, shit, what was I getting at? Oh yeah right, Psycho Dragon here, he's a lying bastard. He ain't no alien from the planet Jupiter. He can't be.

But what if he is? Then is it just The Pride who have to stay on alert, my dudes? No, if he's an alien he probably doesn't even have any concept of partnership. He's probably liable to attack his own partners as he is us. You heard that guys? You gotta watch The Pride coming at you head on AND your own partner coming up from behind. A war on two fronts if I've ever seen one.

Though, this brings up a very interesting question. What do we know about Psycho Dragon, exactly? Not a whole lot, to be honest. Aside from the fact that he has a habit of posting "cryptic" and "intimidating" tweets that aren't nearly as cryptic or threatening as he'd hope them to be.

And who could forget the sidesplitting moment where he flat out said he was gonna debut at Timebomb, and then, get this, he didn't. Oh my god, what a great moment. Bravo, 11/10 moment of the year.

Jesus, this dude couldn't even get on the card, and he's supposed to be the replacement for the legendary Adam Young? The Villain? Pro Wrestling's Final Boss, etc. This is it? I mean, the title of Pro Wrestling's Final Boss is super fitting for Yung Adam considering that even when he takes you to the absolute limit, you're still going to walk out the winner but Psycho Dragon?

Alien or not, that dude's a straight up mook.

The kinda dude you beat a whole roomful of without breaking a sweat on the way to the final boss' lair for real for real.

Here's the kicker, Psycho D. Can I call you that? I'm gonna call you that.

Your target? The mystery of their identity?

It doesn't matter. It's moot. It could be, Ethan, Griffin, or someone else entirely because you gotta go through all of us first.

The Pride.

The next big thing and that isn't some arrogant boast, at this point it's pretty much already confirmed.

The hype machines.

The social media masters who dwarfed your sloppy ass intentional hype job just by #savingadamcooper.

I'm sure you're gonna go out there and try your best. I wouldn't expect anything less out of a fellow competitor. I'm sure you're gonna have a long, fruitful career, y'know, at some point maybe.

The problem?

Your best, just isn't good enough. Everyone can see it.

And that's the truth.

"We can talk like there's something to say." 

March 1 - 3:14 AM - PST
are we gonna ignore the elephant in the room???
Posted by Forum User "whistleblowerfelt"

that post.

yeah, that one.

you know which one im talking about. we cant just ignore that shit can we??? i know the admin said it was fake (really quickly once i asked) but i dont feel it. normally i got a good eye for this shit so is there something im missing or did that thread get locked too quickly??? because if thats real then theres someone who either comitted suicide already or is going to and theyre in possession of something big.

March 1 - 3:25 AM - PST
RE: are we gonna ignore the elephant in the room???
Posted by Forum User "RougeAngleofSatin"

Yeah I thought it was weird that the thread was locked immediately after you asked for confirmation especially considering the fact that the admin offered no details other than "it isn't real" to confirm what he was saying. I figured the thread was locked so we wouldn't get too worked up while he wrote up something explaining it but it's been almost three hours and there's nothing. I know the admin likes to be pretty long winded (kind of like the OP in that thread lmao) but I don't think it'd take this long to debunk a hoax if it is one.

March 1 - 3:50 AM - PST
RE: are we gonna ignore the elephant in the room???
Posted by Forum User "ayyyliensarereal"

I think it is fake. Some false flag thing, KissMeIWasIrish is probably an NSA spy or something trying to get us to focus on a wild goose chase to distract us from the ever-growing prevalence of aliens in our society. Have you guys seen that wrestling thing WCF? There's like 4 or 5 aliens there alone but funnily enough the media never comments on it and then this vague shit drops here? They're hitting us at home guys can't you see it?

March 1 - 4:20(jusblz) AM - PST
RE: are we gonna ignore the elephant in the room???
Posted by Forum User "RougeAngleofSatin"

You can't be serious, ayyy. Do you really think the NSA would come for one messageboard and nothing else? And even then, that they wouldn't just take the whole board down if they thought we were getting too close to something they want hidden? Look, I don't know how far down the rabbit hole you want to go but my sanity ends at conspiracy theorists being plants to cover up another conspiracy. Too edgy for me.

March 1 - 4:30 AM - PST
RE: are we gonna ignore the elephant in the room???
Posted by Forum User "whistleblowerfelt"

plus those wcf guys youre referring to are actually slovenian businessmen you racist fuck. unless youre talking about adag cooper then yeah but he's just one guy.

March 1 - 4:31 AM - PST
RE: are we gonna ignore the elephant in the room???
Posted by Forum User "HORNYSLUT6969"

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March 1 - 4:50 AM - PST
RE: are we gonna ignore the elephant in the room???
Posted by Forum User "RougeAngleofSatin"

Everyone else has noticed the increasing number of spambots this board's gotten, right? Not just me?

March 1 - 5:00 AM - PST
RE: are we gonna ignore the elephant in the room???
Posted by Forum User: "Admin"

The post was locked for that reason, Rouge. However, I've been busy the last few hours and still need to gather everything together. The post addressing the "elephant in the room," as you put it whistleblower will be up in a few hours at the latest. Until now, I don't want any chatter about this topic cluttering up the boards. We have plenty of other active investigations to spend our time on, we don't need to waste energy on this red herring.

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN LOCKED.

"We might be hollow, but we're brave." 

Bad News Benson.

What are we going to do with you, man? See, unlike Psycho Dragon who, despite being cannon fodder thrown into the fray when the real MVP of your team, #YungAdam, decided to honor his retirement in what has to be a first for the wrestling business, actually seems to want to be here to do whatever it is a dragon themed alien from the planet Jupiter (wow is this what half the shit I say sounds like to laymen?) does. I can't say the same for you, my dude. For real for real, I have to ask, do you even want to be in this match?

Because you sure as hell didn't want to be in the Trilogy Cup Wildcard Match.

What was it you said there, man? You get paid whether you go out to the ring or not? Jeez man if that's how you feel what the fuck are you even doing her my dude? If you wanted to get paid for showing up just go work in an office or something and leave the wrestling to the dudes who have the hunger and the drive to actually go out there and fight for their time in the limelight? Instead of sulking around, pissed that you got a fucking opporutnity, you could've done something much more useful with your time; sitting on your ass like one of them stereotypical office drones.

Fuck outta here with that shit.

I don't want the sloppy, broken down Bad News Benson who lives in Give Up America. Who lives in Oh-Yeah-Sure-Aliens-You-Can-Just-Invade-My-Planet-Here-Fuck-My-Wife-While-You're-At-It America.

No, I want a driven Bad News Benson. The guy who wants to march down that ramp, get in the ring, and shut me up. Make even rue the day I even paid any attention to the idea that you didn't want to be here. That you were phoning it in. I want the guy who can not only meet my low expectations, but shatter them along with my fucking jaw.

Will that Bad News Benson show up?

Who knows?

If I were a betting man, I'd guess not, though. I mean, the dude couldn't even get it up for a match where he'd be able to shock the whole world. Establish himself a dude not to fuck with. Instead he sat back and applied for citizenship in #giveupamerica.

Do you think he'd start caring now?

Even though he's in the ring with The Pride; the trio that's turned wrestlers into fans by dropping truth bombs and gifs of aliens dancing?

The Pride; who in three days made themselves more recognizable than like half the roster by a conservative estimate?

I don't mean to keep bragging like this, I really don't but there's a point to this.

You got this growing juggernaut up against three dudes who don't have that team chemistry.

Three dudes who don't have the hype.

Three dudes who don't have the pressure on them because let's face it, when they lose they don't got anything to feel bad about. They just got bodied by the WCF's next big thing like everyone expected they would. Hell, even Katherine Phoenix for as much as she thinks we're big mean bullies and how much she dislikes us wouldn't bet a dime against us, and she's insane.

We got that pressure to bring the goods. Back up our shit. Prove we aren't some flash in the pan.

You best fucking believe we're gonna rise to the occasion.

And that's the truth.

"'Til the veins run red and blue." 

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Nice cover, right?

I'm sure you already know who this is. The Admin banned me after he locked my thread. I'll be honest with you, I didn't expect that to happen.

I see he hasn't posted his "explanation" about me yet which makes me hopeful you're still on my side.

I want you to know that I'm not lying. This isn't a prank or a hoax or anything. It's real. There's a reason the Admin locked the thread immediately after you questioned the validity, there has to be. You saw it, he posted his "answer" and locked the thread immediately after you asked. There's no way a human being could read my long post and then see that someone posted a question regarding its legitimacy in one minute. I've known a couple really fast readers and they couldn't do that.

I don't know what the Admin's game is but I think it's pretty clear now that he can't be trusted.

I know my post wasn't the most in-depth about what exactly my husband's notes contained but if you want to know more about what he was looking into before he disappeared please contact me at ███████.

Please respond when you read this message. I have a surprise for the Admin but I want to wait for you to see this before I unleash it.

--KMIWI



YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED IN ONE NEW THREAD

March 1 - 6:00 AM - PST
Regarding KissMeIWasIrish
Last Post Made @6:00 AM by Forum User "Admin"

COMPOSING NEW PRIVATE MESSAGE
To: SPAMBOT666

Got it.

"And I like you." 

And then there was Warbird.

Cue up Flight of the Valkyries, my dudes.

See, this is a guy with nothing less to lose. He knows this too, it's reflected in his attitude. He's a man who genuinely doesn't give a fuck. And with that attitude, you don't know what he'll throw at you. He isn't afraid to risk his own safety to take you out, because he couldn't care less whether or not he lives or dies. You can't count on him to watch your back because the second it becomes advantageous to do so he'll shiv you right in the spine. But, unlike Bad News Benson who just doesn't care, this makes Warbird something to worry about.

But at the same time, someone like him; he wears his heart right on his sleeve. You know what he's about. Him.

Warbird will always look out for number one above all else.

The problem is, he isn't one this week. He's in a trio. And, like I said earlier these guys have no chemistry together. Why would they? Bad News Benson is a card carrying citizen of #giveupamerica, Psycho D. hasn't debuted yet and is more concerned with "cryptically" "intimidating" the roster with his tweets and memes about targets and V for Vendetta-tinged philosophy, and Warbird doesn't give a fuck.

What an apt summary of this team, for real for real.

Three dudes completely and utterly unprepared to deal with the Pride.

Hell, that's an apt summary for the WCF. No one expected these three college boys to come out of the woodwork and get over the way they did so quickly. No one. Not even us. When Adam Cooper hit us up tryna act hard we just figured we'd put him in his place and go on about our day like professionals. Keep that shit nice and quiet. We figured Adam would want to keep his murking on the DL but that shit exploded.

Straight up.

We went from "who the fuck are these dudes" to people eagerly awaiting the next post by Eddie, Ethan, or Griffin overnight.

Meanwhile, you got Dragon trying to get even a fraction of our hype, Bad News Benson flipping through timeshare opportunities when he should be focusing on getting ready for this match, and Warbird will probably be too busy keeping an eye on his own teammates, afraid they're gonna try to stab him in the back first to focus on the match.

Just remember guys, when we knock the truth into you, we're not doing it because we're malicious. When we drop on the mat hard enough to get you to rethink your whole careers, there's no sadism involved.

It's because we have to.

We're on our way to the top, my dudes.

And you get to be the first stepping stone.

We should really be thanking you for the opportunity to stomp your faces in, just as much as you should be thanking us for the opportunity to be under the boot of three bottles fulla lightning.

And that's the truth.