"The World" PR Nightmare Continues, Shirts Made in China

[6ix God]

Forbes.com

This is not a good day for Seth Lerch.  After the viral backlash spawned against "The World", exemplified by hashtags #BotchedDropToeHold, #WeArentTheWorld, and #ThingsMoreRealThanTheWorld an angry customer posted the following picture on Twitter.

@wubblzluvsyou


#TheWorld shirt was made with in a sweatshop.  Classy, Flash #WeArentTheWorld

Upon being contacted for comment, Seth Lerch weeped openly into the phone for a moment before hanging up.  The estimated damage of the refunds is estimated to be tens of millions of dollars.  Anonymous insiders have reported that WCF is preparing to send the shirts in bulk to rural Africa, along with Carolina Panthers Superbowl Champs shirts.

[Lawyerfessor Coach]

Stop those shipments!

The slanderous accusations that my client, J. Malignaggi, has intentionally deceived anyone with his glorious and transcendent finisher, The World, shall be subject to a lawsuit! You've gone too far this time, #BeachKrew!

#WeAreTheWorld

[Jerry "The King" Baller]

Don't even think about it, Wheeler!

This pimp Joey Flash has exploited the good people of planet Earth for too long. My clients #BeachKrew and the brave Mr. D. Cooper-Riddik are blowing the whistle on this sting! I'd like to also take this time to mention that my client and the original whistle-blower on this incident, E. Jared Holmes, Jr., has formally announced a write-in candidacy for President of the United States.



We hope you of the WSeaF Galaxy will stand in solidarity to fight this noted gangster who associates with a child murderer, a man who committed patricide, and a Nebraskan. Let's make America #Legit Again.

Rev. Dr. Jeromee Baller, Esq.
"I Came, I Law, I Conquered"